Chapter Twenty-Six: Just call me crazy or crazy
After the gossip~ Shuwen kicked out Aaron and the others.
The rabbi proposed, "How about we change our mood and go for a walk?"
"Ah~ Indian Ah San is about to start cooking, and he is going out for a walk."
The rabbi pushed Yalian and Zhang Sanmad and walked out, and the three men walked together at sunset, and suddenly they were full of emotion, of course, that was impossible.
The most active rabbi said: "Oh~! It looks like there's some kind of festival going on in front of you~! ”
Aaron said: "Yes"
Zhang Sanmad looked around and said, "Aren't there any toys sold around here?" Komuki asked me to pay him for the robot I had to buy a toy to fool him. ”
The rabbi smiled bitterly, thinking in his heart that he was really a person with abnormal thinking, and the rabbi said, "By the way, how old are you?" ”
Aryan replied, "About fifteen years old." ”
The rabbi smiled and said, "Oh~ Then I'm my brother!" I'm eighteen, three crazy! How old are you? ”
"Young people, don't be happy too early, I'll be as old as your grandfather."
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The rabbi awkwardly changed the topic and said to Aaron: "Fifteen years old~ Maybe it's a white-haired relationship~ It looks a little older, ah~ It's okay to call me Rabbi, and some people call me Jr." ”
"Aaron, can I call you bean sprouts?"
Aaron was shocked: "What? ”
Rabbi said, "Because that's what Yuu is called." ”
Aaron wondered, "Huh? Excellent"
"Kanda's name is Yuu."
Zhang Sanmad interjected again: "Huh? Isn't the kidney field called apple kidney? Sold the kidneys for apples! ”
Rabia said with a black line on his head: "How is it possible"
Zhang San wrinkled and said, "Jr Lala garbage!" What a unique name. ”
The rabbi gritted his teeth and said, "It's the rabbi!" It's the rabbi. ”
"Good garbage! No problem garbage. ”
"Alas~ Little crazy, you are really nothing more than ~ The appearance of Noah this time means that the earl has taken action, and we must be mentally prepared."
Yalian recalled what Rod said, covered his arm Nan Nan and said, "I am an exorcist to destroy demons, not to slaughter humans."
Zhang Sanmad said radically with a burrito in his hand at this time: "I am an exorcist just to eat, drink and have fun~ And going out is also public money consumption." ”
Aaron said: "Crazy brother! Don't you want to protect humanity? ”
Zhang Sanmad said aggressively: "Human! I have always believed that human beings evolved from monkeys and pigs, and I absolutely do not agree that they were created by God, even if they are aliens, they are more reliable than God! Noah's skin is so dark, they must be the descendants of chimpanzees and gibbons, that is to say, the reason why we can't beat them is because monkeys can't beat chimpanzees at all~ How simple is this~ Go back and read more of the book I wrote, "**Insects", my English name is Da Vinci Ervin! ”
Aaron sighed: "Alas~ Forget it"
Rabbi said: "Hey~ bean sprouts." ”
A cross on Aaron's head burst out, "My name is Aaron!" ”
Aryan said angrily, "I'm going out for a walk, please go back by yourself first." ”
"Aaron~! Don't forget to bring me the fifty cream cakes I ordered! The cake of Indian Ah San has a curry flavor and a Thai curry flavor! It's disgusting. ”
Aryan didn't reply, but walked away.
The rabbi hugged the back of his head with both hands and said, "Ahhh ”
Zhang Sanmad turned his head to look at the rabbi and said, "That pull"
Rabbi said, "Rabbi! My name is Rabbi. ”
"Rubbish! Your grandfather called me a friend! You should call me what I call by generation! ”
The rabbi said with black lines on his head: "You must have done it on purpose." ”
Aaron walked alone in the crowd, and because he was blind in his left eye, he couldn't tell who was a demon and who was human, so he nervously walked in the crowd and thought, "What should I do?" What am I afraid of? Am I afraid of crowds? Now I can't use my left eye, are they human? ”
Aaron nervously walked in the crowd, he felt that everyone was a demon, when a little girl selling flowers came over and held flowers and said, "Do you want to buy flowers?" ”
Then the little girl's face turned into a gun and pointed at Aren and said, "Discover the exorcist"
Boom~ A huge hammer fell from the sky and smashed the little girl to death Rabi said: "Aaron! The road is especially dangerous when there are many people, and demons will sneak up on you from all around you. ”
Zhang Sanmad accused: "What about the police! I'm going to call the police, garbage, I really misread you, you also killed the flower of the motherland, and you killed the flower that is not the flower of the motherland. ”
Rabbi laughed dryly and said, "You're too inhuman." ”
At this time, several second-level demons appeared, and Rabi said while fighting: "When you see a person, you have to suspect that he is a demon,"
The police also arrived at this time and said loudly: "The child in black over there~!" Don't move! ”
The rabbi attacked the police with great agility, and Aryan stopped: "Stop! ”
The policeman turned into a second-class demon rabbi and said, "Another demon! It seems that we are being targeted, and we should withdraw quickly. ”
After the rabbi killed the last demon, he propped up the hammer and took Zhang Sanmad and ran away.
A rabbi sat on the crate in a no-man's land and said, "Aaron, your reaction is too slow, wait for him to change into the form of a demon and then fight, he will die"
Aaron said in a low voice, "I'm sorry. ”
"I won't forgive you until I buy my cake back."
The rabbi said helplessly: "And you! You were just adding to the chaos when you were fighting. ”
Zhang Sanmad suddenly said: "Then it seems that I am very conscientious!" ”
The rabbi said embarrassedly: "What kind of dutiful duty is this?" ”
The rabbi said again: "It's so loose even though you're an exorcist, I really don't understand how you usually fight demons."
Zhang Sanmad clasped his hands together and said, "Ami Tofu~ Why do you want to fight the demon?" Demons are a vulnerable group, and we need to help them establish a correct ideological outlook, values, and outlook on life, so that they can get out of the predicament and regain their self-confidence, so that they will naturally go to the west to see my Buddha, and this is what makes it good and I am good. ”
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After a long time under the rabbin's words, boom~ a shelling came, and it turned out that the demon was coming.
The rabbi said confidently: "Don't worry! It's all crumbs! ”
Boom Boom Boom ~ Rabbi Hammer Boom Boom Boom Boom ~ Destroyed a lot of demons, and Aaron also entered the battle mode.
Zhang Sanmad sat on the side and said, "Forty small hammers, eighty big hammers!" Eighty! Eighty! Eighty"
Rabbi said: "Three madness! What are you talking about there! Hurry up and fight. ”
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PS: Who can guess who is the prototype of Zhang Sanmad's creation? I dare to say that ordinary people can't guess it, and I will reveal that Zhang Sanmad will incarnate as a disguised monster in a particularly big battle, this setting is difficult for me, the character of the disguised monster is ten times happier than Zhang Sanmad, it's so difficult to do, don't forget to add me**Ah~.
There's also the fact that I like to read comments.,Yesterday's comments were a little sporadic ~ There was no motivation to upload at all.,Originally, I wrote two chapters yesterday.,I'm silently thinking about it~ Two more people commented on me and I sent it again.,As a result, no one commented until I went to bed last night.,So I'll forget it.。