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On the mainland of Kyushu, in a mansion covering a large area in Qingfeng City, a noisy noise broke the silence of the early morning.

"Master, it's not good! Something is wrong! An emaciated man dressed as a butler stumbled open the door.

In the room, the huge Li Yuanwai was sleeping with his thirteenth concubine in his arms, when he suddenly heard this crying howl, and he rolled off the bed with a frightened grunt.

"Bastard!" Li Yuanwai was furious, pointed at the butler's nose and scolded: "Liu Fu, you are a fart early in the morning!" ”

"Master, something is wrong!" Butler Liu Fu trembled with fright, "The treasure house... ”

"What?" Li Yuanwai was a spirit, and he didn't care about getting dressed, so he disappeared in place with his round belly!

Liu Fu only felt a gust of wind blowing past him, and when he looked up again, Li Yuanwai had already appeared a hundred meters away!

"Uh......?"

Liu Fu was stunned and looked at the majestic Roshan in the distance, he never thought that Li Yuanwai, who weighed more than 300 catties, could be so fast!

But then he reacted and hurriedly ran behind Li Yuanwai.

In a hidden basement of the Li Mansion, Li Yuanwai looked at the "spotless" warehouse in front of him with a dull face, and an unconscious "uh, uh" sound came out of his throat.

Where is this still the treasure trove of the Li family?

It's cleaner than a beggar's trouser pocket!

Even if a mouse gets in, you have to wipe your tears while crying and scolding: "Damn, it's so clean, it's too clean..."

"Sir?" Liu Fu cautiously called from behind.

Li Yuanwai woke up in shock, and finally realized what had happened, and hurriedly turned around and asked, "How many silver taels are there in the mansion?" How much treasure? ”

"It's gone, it's gone..." Liu Fu scolded with a sad face: "This thief, even the gold-rimmed underwear of the third young grandmother was stolen!" ”

"Huh?"

Li Yuanwai rolled his eyes and fainted directly.

This day was a tragic day in Qingfeng City, dozens of large families with names and surnames in the city were tragically looted overnight.

The methods of this thief are extremely indiscriminate, it can be said that it is incorruptible and shameless, there is no lower limit, no matter what it is, but if there is a little value, even if it is half a copper plate, he will not let go, everywhere he goes, it is simply not a single grass!

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To the east of Qingfeng City, there is a low and continuous earthen embryo house, and in one of the dilapidated courtyards, two people, an old man and a young man, are looking at each other with big eyes, pulling a fragrant pink belly pocket.

"Old man, I gave you everything I stole last night, so give me this rag!" The young man pleaded pitifully.

"Wipe...... Dishcloth? ”

The obscene old man almost burst out laughing when he heard this, his hand tightened, and he shouted again and again: "Stinky boy, give the old man a hand, such a rare thing, if it is given to Widow Liu at the head of the village, maybe she will let me go over to warm the kang as soon as she is happy!" ”

"Bastard, this is a token of love I gave to Erya!" The boy was furious, and finally his true form was revealed!

The old man looked at the young man a few times with a strange face, and then said with a disdainful face: "With your virtue, you don't pee and take pictures, and you still want to soak in Erya?" What a toad wants to eat swan meat! ”

Seeing the old man's expression, the young man could no longer hold back the anger in his heart, and suddenly tugged on his hand!

Whoa!

The belly pocket shattered in half at the sound of a sound!

The young man looked at the rags in his hand dumbfounded, and for a moment he was angry, raised his fist and smashed it!

"Old bastard, you dare to destroy my lifelong happiness, the master will fight for you!"

Bang!

The obscene old man was caught off guard and was directly blasted into a panda eye.

"You bastard who deceived teachers and destroyed ancestors, the old man is going to clean up the portal today!"

The old man was furious, and pounced on the young man without showing weakness, and the two rolled around on the ground, greeting each other's eighteenth generation female relatives who didn't know where they were, while giving each other black hands, showing no mercy!

A moment later, two swollen pig heads were quietly born.

"Bastard boy, you can be so ruthless!"

The old man touched his blue and purple cheeks, and gasped in pain.

The young man lay on the ground on all fours, stretched out his black left hand and scratched his ass twice, and then grinned and scolded: "You deserve it, who let you ruin my plan to pick up girls!" ”

"The second girl is the first beauty in the village, you kid has no hope at all, I advise you to find a realistic goal!" The old man said with a pout.

"Fart, master, I am handsome and chic, graceful and graceful, Yushu Linfeng is young and dynamic, and I live a long life......... Er Ya has long promised me that I am secretly happy, and now I am only missing a layer of window paper!"

As he spoke, the young man took out a broken mirror from his arms and looked at it, with words in his mouth: "Tsk, why am I so handsome?" ”

"Uh..."

The old man was completely shocked by his words, and he raised his eyes to look at the young man in front of him, only to see that his hair was thin, his ears were big, his cheekbones were high, his face was sallow, his body was indistinguishable, and he had a malnourished virtue.

"I really want to know where you got the courage to say such earth-shattering words?" The old man was shocked by a black line.

The young man threw a strange white eye, and said triumphantly: "You are Chiguoguo's jealousy!" ”

The old man shuddered, and he didn't dare to continue to dwell on this topic, he was afraid that if he continued to talk about it, he would vomit out all the overnight meal!

"How have you practiced lately?" The old man changed the subject.

Hearing the old man's question, the young man got up from the ground with a grunt, and said excitedly: "Old man, just last night, I finally understood the essence of the first form of "Stealing the Sky and Scattering Hands", "Exploring the Clouds Without a Shadow"! ”

"What? Did you really practice? The old man looked at the young man with a shocked face, his face full of disbelief.

"Master, I'm a genius, how can I be so hard to beat me with just "Stealing the Sky and Scattering Hands"?" The young man stretched out his front legs and proudly posed in a sloppy S-shape, his thick leg hair shining in the sun.

The old man resisted the urge to slap the bastard in front of him to death, and pulled him to the small courtyard outside the house.

"Show me right away!" The old man pointed to the courtyard wall not far away and said in a deep voice.

The young man nodded solemnly, stood in place and took a deep breath, and suddenly trembled from head to toe, and there were words in his mouth!

The old man looked at the young man dumbfounded, and finally couldn't bear it anymore, and slapped him in the head!

"Bastard, are you crazy?"

"Right away, right away...... right away!"

The young man covered his head and smiled, his right hand suddenly poked out at lightning speed, and three feet away, in the mottled crack of the wall, a small white wildflower suddenly disappeared!

Looking at the white flowers in the palm of his hand, the boy finally showed a satisfied smile, this flower grows in the deep crack in the wall, and the width of the gap is even thinner than his little finger, the boy can use the wind to replace his finger, take it from the air, and do not destroy the wall skin, this skill, is enough to make people stunned.

"How's it going, old man?" The young man turned his head proudly, only to see that the old man was looking at him blankly, his eyes were full of excitement, joy, relief and other complex looks, which scared him all over!

"Old man, in broad daylight, you... What do you want? The young man covered his chest with his hands, and was so frightened that he took a few steps back, and his face was even more "discolored"!

The old man ignored the young man, but looked at the sky with a distant gaze.

"Qiu Yang, today is the eighth day of the ninth month, and I have been with you for almost five years!"

Qiu Yang frowned and thought about it, and asked a little uncertainly, "So what?" ”

The old man put his hands behind his back and sighed lightly, "The Kyushu Continent lacks spiritual energy, and it has long ceased to be prosperous in ancient times, but you can comprehend the true meaning of "Hongmeng Stealing Heaven" in this environment, and you are really a peerless genius who cultivates the 'way of stealing'!" ”

"Plagiarism... The way to steal? Qiu Yang looked at the old man in shock.

"Yes, it's the 'way of stealing', you don't underestimate this ability, you must know that the avenue is three thousand, with the same root and the same origin........."

Qiu Yang frowned, directly interrupting the old man's chatter.

"Old man, are you pretending to be a ghost here, if you have anything to say, say it quickly!"

Qiu Yang keenly felt that the old man was not the same as usual today, and he couldn't say what was different.

The old man was silent for a long time, then he sighed heavily and said, "My time is almost up!" ”

"What?" Qiu Yang was startled, and hugged the old man's right leg with a pounce.

"Old man, you can't die... You're still so young, you still have a lot of time to squander, how can you let my white-haired man send a black-haired man......"

While crying, he wiped his tears and snot on the old man's trousers.

The old man pushed Qiu Yang away and scolded with a smile: "Who told you that Lao Tzu is going to die? ”

"Huh?" Qiu Yang was stunned for a moment, "Didn't you just say that your time is running out?" ”

The old man's eyes were far-reaching, "In the past five years, I have delayed too much, and now, it's time to go back!" ”

"Go back? Where are you going? Villages? Qiu Yang asked stunned, in his impression, the old man's only home was the remote corner of the village.

The old man shook his head and said with a look of fascination: "Go back to where I should go back and do what I have to do!" ”

Qiu Yang just wanted to ask again, but at this moment, the old man suddenly pinched his fingers, and then shouted very pretendedly: "The seal is lifted!" ”

Immediately, thousands of auspicious purple qi suddenly appeared around the old man's body, enveloping him!

After only a few breaths, the purple qi quietly dispersed, and an ethereal figure quietly appeared in the courtyard!

Qiu Yang raised his eyes and looked over, only to see that the old man at this time was wearing a gossip robe, holding Lian Yu in his hands, wearing a golden bun, stepping on moire boots, and surrounded by clouds and mist.

Suck!

Qiu Yang gasped and was completely shocked in place!

When the old man saw him like this, he couldn't help but feel more proud, his mind moved, and the breeze around him suddenly rose, blowing his sleeves fluttering, and he wanted to go back with the wind!

"Stinky boy, it's been five years, but I've suffocated Lao Tzu, and now I show my true body, and I won't shock you little bastard!"

After a long time, Qiu Yang barely came back to his senses, he looked back and forth around the old man several times, and said in surprise: "Old man, you are wearing such a high-end outfit, are you planning to change careers and cheat?" ”

The old man stumbled and almost choked himself to death with a mouthful of spit!

"The old man has been pretending for the past five years, can't you kid see it now?" The old man scolded with hatred that iron is not made of steel.

"You old boy has been sneakily pretending to be a grandson for five years?" Qiu Yang raised his eyebrows and shouted, "Say!" What is your purpose, do you covet my beauty and want to do wrong? ”

The old man's cheeks twitched, and then he was furious!

"Bastard! The old man is the first true immortal Hongmeng ancestor in the fairy spirit world, and now he shows that his body intends to accept you as an apprentice, which is a blessing that you have cultivated for hundreds of lifetimes! ”

Hongmeng Old Ancestor trembled with anger, he wasted five full years to bring Qiu Yang's cultivation to the threshold of "Hongmeng Stealing Heaven", and now he was planning to take him back to the fairy world, but he didn't expect this bastard to gag!

Qiu Yang stared at him with a dull face, "Next, you don't want to say that there is any important task to save the world to be handed over to me......

"Yes, the old man is planning to do this!" Hongmeng Ancestor stroked his long beard with a teachable expression.

Qiu Yang was furious when he heard this, and he didn't even think about grabbing his beard!

"I see you, he's reading too many obscene novels! Want to fool the master? Tell you, Lao Tzu is only responsible for saving the girl from a good family, the empty young woman, not responsible for comforting you, old bastard! ”

"Evil animal, let go!" Hongmeng Old Ancestor's face twitched in pain, when had his precious beard ever been dragged like this?

Hongmeng Ancestor stretched out his hand almost reflexively and pushed .........

He dared to swear to God...... I really just "lightly" pushed...

But he ignored that he had just broken the seal, and he hadn't fully adapted to the power he hadn't used for a long time......

So...

Qiu Yang's body disappeared in place with a "whoosh"...

Bang, bang, bang, bang!

A series of sounds smashing through the walls kept coming from afar!

Qiu Yang was in the air, and several mouthfuls of blood had spurted out, and he could only barely shout the last sentence: "Old man... Fuck you, uncle......! ”

Then, it was smashed into a meatloaf......

"Not good!"

Hongmeng Old Ancestor's eyelids jumped wildly, looking at the piece of rotten meat that could barely be called Qiu Yang, he trembled with fright, and hurriedly stretched out two fingers and swiped them in front of his eyes!

"Heavenly Eye Technique!"

I saw an illusory figure rising from Qiu Yang's corpse, this figure was very weak, as if it would dissipate into the air at any time!

Seeing that the situation was critical, Hongmeng Ancestor gritted his teeth fiercely, and stretched out his hand to shoot out an extremely bright purple qi!

The purple air swirled, lightly wrapped around Qiu Yang's weak soul, and then cut through the void and flew quickly towards the sky!

"Not good! The old man's Hongmeng purple gas! ”

Hongmeng Ancestor stretched out his hand and grabbed the air, and when he saw the purple qi disappearing into the sky, he couldn't help but be shocked!

This "Hongmeng Purple Gas" was obtained by accident millions of years ago, and it was the last wisp of breath left at the beginning of the creation of the world, he was born into an immortal with this purple gas, and until now he has not fully discovered the full use of purple gas, it can be said that "Hongmeng Purple Qi" is the root of Hongmeng Ancestor, but I didn't expect to fly away with Qiu Yang's soul at this time!

Hongmeng Ancestor hurriedly closed his eyes and pinched his fingers, and after a while, his face was full of wry smiles.

"The heavens are in chaos, yin and yang are reversed, and with my Botian mana, I can't even interfere with it......"

Hongmeng Old Ancestor stood in place in a daze, he never thought that it took him 100,000 years to find a satisfactory disciple, but he was slapped to death by his own momentary mistake!

Although he has the "Hongmeng Purple Qi" body protection, Qiu Yang's soul has not fallen into reincarnation, but at this time, he can't calculate where Qiu Yang's soul has gone!

After standing for a long time, the more Hongmeng Ancestor thought about it, the more angry he became, and suddenly raised his head and pointed a sharp middle finger at the sky!

"Thief God, don't play with me like this!"