Chapter 302: Squeezing the Eight Immortals
Eight bugs, in strange poses in the vinegar, like a word, like a symbol. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
13 Wei Wuji couldn't understand it, so he took a photo and sent it to Mu Tiandie.
"They don't have enough fairy power, and they can't open the storage space."
Mu Tiandie quickly replied.
"What then?"
Wei Wuji was in a fucked up mood and asked, "Did you just let them go?" ”
"You can put one back, leave seven, and let the one who go back give you some more treasures."
Mu Tiandie came up with an idea and said: "Let Uncle Cao Guo go back, this person is the most affectionate, if you let Lu Dongbin go back, you won't be able to get anything." ”
"Which is Uncle Cao?"
Wei Wuji asked.
"You scolded Uncle Cao Guo for having broken sleeves, and the one who reacted the most calmly was Uncle Cao Guo."
Mu Tiandie knows the Eight Immortals very well.
Niu Tingting frowned, watching Wei Wuji torture the eight bugs, and felt that Wei Wuji was really perverted.
"Uncle Cao Guo is a broken sleeve."
Wei Wuji shouted at the bugs.
The eight bugs, no response.
"What do you mean by broken sleeves?"
Niu Tingting knew the meaning of broken sleeves, but she was a little confused for a while, just because she was implicated with Uncle Cao Guo.
"Broken sleeves are what is between men and men, such as Uncle Cao Guo and Lu Dongbin."
Wei Wuji explained.
Burst.
Niu Tingting thought of the picture of the two immortals breaking their sleeves and splitting the peach, and she couldn't help laughing.
It was only at this moment that the insects tumbled violently and smashed the vinegar out of the container.
But there were two worms, which remained motionless, lying quietly in vinegar.
One of them is Lu Dongbin.
If he hadn't recognized Lu Dongbin, Wei Wuji still wouldn't have been able to know who Uncle Cao Guo was.
Wei Wuji pulled Uncle Cao out and threw it on the table.
Uncle Cao Guo squirmed and wanted to climb away, but Wei Wuji took the knife and stabbed it hard, almost stabbing Uncle Cao Guo.
Uncle Cao Guo lay still on his stomach, looking up at Wei Wuji, his eyes were foggy, and he couldn't see anger.
"Uncle Cao Guo, I will let you go back, if you want the seven of them to live, give me treasures, the more the better."
Wei Wuji had already seen the magnificence of the mountains of immortal treasures.
"Mowgli, why don't I believe it so much, they are the Eight Immortals?"
The more Niu Tingting looked, the more she felt that Wei Wuji was a pervert.
"That's Lu Dongbin, it's he who called his partner to come here to pick me up in order to pat the Jade Emperor's ass."
It took Wei Wuji a lot of effort to explain everything to Niu Tingting.
Uncle Cao Guo on the table, squirming his body, wrote the word "aura".
"You're saying that as long as you give you aura, you can go back?"
Wei Wuji guessed.
Uncle Cao Guo's head was lit like a rattle.
Just a little aura, Wei Wuji grabbed Uncle Cao Guo aside, unscrewed the stopper of the purple gold gourd, and let out the aroma of wine.
In the aroma of wine, there is a pure aura.
Uncle Cao Guo inhaled the aura, and his emerald green body changed immediately.
The green skin turned white, the white skin fell off, and in the blink of an eye, it turned into a small person the size of a palm.
The man had a delicate face, dressed in a black robe, and was full of elegance.
It's just too small, and it looks quite funny.
"Uncle Cao?"
Niu Tingting was extremely surprised, the insect really became a human, and she was still such a small person.
"Wei Wuji, you have offended our Eight Immortals, and you will never have a good life in the future, you have to think clearly!"
Uncle Cao Guo ignored Niu Tingting and said to Wei Wuji instead.
"I don't like to hear what you say, why do you mean that I have offended you?"
Wei Wuji was speechless, these immortals just like to distort the facts.
"Wuji, why did you offend the Eight Immortals?"
Niu Tingting asked.
"Tingting, how many times have I said it, it was Lu Dongbin who was ...... to please the Jade Emperor."
Wei Wuji didn't bother to say more, looked at Uncle Cao Guo, and said with a smile: "Since you said such shameless words, I don't want the treasure either, so I will leave all eight of you and let you step into reincarnation." ”
The Eight Immortals are so rampant, they must be let know who is the sword warrior and who is the fish and meat.
Uncle Cao Guo glared at Wei Wuji and didn't say anything, but the seven insects soaked in vinegar were beating desperately, as if reminding Uncle Cao Guo of something.
Uncle Cao Guo turned his head and glanced at it, and said lightly: "Look at my current appearance, can you go back?" ”
"I'll send you back, and I'll be polite in the future."
Wei Wuji raised his right hand, and death gushed out of his palm.
The death qi sprayed on Uncle Cao Guo's body, and Uncle Cao's body trembled violently, only to feel that his suppressed cultivation was about to be completely swallowed by the death qi.
Wei Wuji wanted to take Uncle Cao's cultivation over, but unfortunately no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't succeed.
"Pinching you to death is as simple as pinching an ant to death."
Wei Wuji retracted his hand, pretending to punish him, and said, "I'll send you back now, find more of what I want." ”
As he spoke, he opened the WeChat treasure box, clicked on the space to receive it, put Uncle Cao Guo into the treasure box, and quickly sent it to Mu Tiandie.
"Mowgli, you're going to die!"
Mu Tiandie immediately sent a message and reprimanded angrily.
"Fairy, what's wrong?"
Wei Wuji asked.
"I was about to take a bath, what do you mean by sending an uncle Cao Guo over?"
Mu Tiandie was furious and said, "It's good that I haven't been looked at, otherwise I would have to marry Uncle Cao Guo." ”
If this is the case, I will send a Tie Guan Li over later, and Mu Tiandie will have to marry Tie Guan Li, so that Mu Tiandie will be completely rid of Mu Tiandie.
"Fairy, then you wash it well, I'll squeeze something out of the eight immortals first."
Wei Wuji replied, fished out the remaining seven insects, and placed them on the table.
"If Uncle Cao Guo abandons you, don't think about going back in your life."
Wei Wuji stared at them and said, his divine sense looked over one by one, and found that there were subtle changes in their bodies.
It is believed that it will not be long before they will recover and will not be able to stay on Earth.
If you want to squeeze them, you have to be fast, otherwise, it will be a bamboo basket to draw water.
Dingding.
A voice came from WeChat, Wei Wuji clicked in, and saw that it was Uncle Cao's friend request.
Uncle Cao Guo is really affectionate, and this speed is really okay.
Click Agree.
"Wei Wuji, let me remind you again, if you offend us, it won't end well."
Uncle Cao sent a message, it was still the same words, the same taste.
"Don't bother to say anything more, what about things?"
Regarding Uncle Cao's IQ, Wei Wuji felt anxious.
"Have you figured it out?"
Uncle Cao asked again.
"Treasures."
Wei Wuji was amused, if it weren't for the Earth Enchantment suppressing the Eight Immortals' cultivation extremely badly, the devil knows what he would have been tortured by them now.
Airplanes.
Uncle Cao Guo was helpless, so he had to send a red envelope.
I received a red envelope and received a fairy grass.
Immortal grass is naturally very valuable, but to use a fairy grass in exchange for eight immortals, Uncle Cao Guo can't help but think too beautifully.
"You can let them go, right?"
Uncle Cao asked.
"If you want to be beautiful, a fairy grass is not enough to redeem you."
Wei Wuji smiled at the corner of his mouth and said, "Go on, the more the merrier." ”
Airplanes.
Uncle Cao Guo immediately sent nine more immortal grasses over.
Ten immortal grasses, redeeming eight immortals, this is definitely far from enough.
"Wei Wuji, how much do you really want?"
Uncle Cao Guo was furious.
"The more you say, the better, of course, it's not limited to fairy grass, as long as it's a treasure in the fairy world, it's all fine."
Wei Wuji laughed.
"Okay, count on you."
Uncle Cao's heart began to drip blood.
What can be given to Wei Wuji now is his private property, and when the Seven Immortals come back, they may not be returned to him.
Wei Wuji let him back first, it was like asking for his life.
"Mowgli, don't be too greedy, the Eight Immortals have collected a lot of good things, but those are not valuable."
Mu Tiandie suddenly sent a message.
Maybe Mu Tiandie doesn't think it's valuable, but when the things of Heavenly Court come to the earth, they are very, very valuable.
"Fairy, do you mean that ten immortal grasses can be exchanged for eight immortals?"
Wei Wuji asked. (To be continued.) )