Chapter 741: Exploding Head

"Wow! This house is so big! ”

After arriving at Xu's house, Zheng Huaru looked left and right, the boss with a long mouth could stuff a goose egg, which made people admire her unusual mandibular joint mobility. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Although Zheng Yichen had already given Zheng Huaru a preparatory shot on the way here, Zheng Huaru was still shocked when he really saw this magnificent and vast building.

She originally came to surprise her son, but she surprised her son first.

Zheng Huaru added: "It's bigger than the ancestral hall in our village!" ”

Zheng Yichen smiled bitterly: "Mom, can't you choose a better reference?" The ancestral hall is a place to worship the ancestors, and I live here, can I compare it? ”

Zheng Huaru said: "I know that you have a good life and live in a big house, and I am starting to have opinions about my mother." ”

Zheng Yichen sweated on his forehead and said, "I...... I also think this house is bigger than the ancestral hall of our village. ”

"It's pretty much the same, take me and your dad for a tour."

Zheng Huaru was like Grandma Liu who entered the Grand View Garden, feeling new about everything, when Zheng Yichen introduced the bricks and tiles of the house, every grass and tree, he had tried to keep a low profile as much as possible, but he still couldn't suppress Zheng Huaru's wave after wave of heartfelt exclamation.

"Wow! You have a vegetable garden in this house! ”

"Wow! And the pitch! ”

"Wow! There is also parking!

"Wow!"

"Wow!"

Zheng Yichen's ears were buzzing because of her startled voice, and he covered his ears and said, "Mom, don't you make such a fuss?" My eardrums are about to be shattered by you, do you have to take the route of cripple before you are willing? ”

Zheng Huaru's face turned red and said, "I won't call it again again." ”

She pointed to the two oncoming dogs and shouted, "Wow! Even the watchdogs have two! ”

Zheng Yichen pouted and said, "It's nothing, I even have two cats." ”

Zheng Huaru suppressed the urge to scream again, and said: "Well, it's good, it's not in vain that we have worked hard to cultivate you, now you have a chance, live in a big house, become a rich man, and have a marriage partner, my mother is very happy." ”

Zheng Shuangmu said: "It can't be because he is rich and you are happy, he is now a doctor, this is a great profession, he has become a person who contributes to society, this is the most happy thing." ”

Zheng Huaru said: "Knowing that you are honest and selfless, and the standard for measuring whether your son is successful is different from mine, anyway, I think he can now gain a foothold in a first-tier city and have no worries about food and housing, so I am happy." ”

Zheng Yichen clapped his hands and said, "What you said is right, okay, the visit will come to an end for the time being." Let's go meet Xiaorong first, she doesn't know you're here yet. ”

Zheng Huaru lowered her voice, looking like she wanted to do something bad: "Let's scare her and surprise her." ”

Zheng Yichen hurriedly vetoed: "No! It's better to meet in person. ”

What Guo Xiaorong's overreaction would be when she was frightened by the accident, Zheng Yichen couldn't imagine it at all!

Zheng Shuangmu said: "Haven't you played enough? Don't make a fuss, make it difficult for the child. ”

Zheng Huaru said reluctantly: "Okay, let's go and meet her directly, and there will be no surprises." ”

Zheng Yichen was about to take his parents to the living room, when suddenly there was a bang from the next house, billowing smoke coming out of the open window, like a dragon with teeth and claws, and several people in white chef clothes ran out of the house in panic.

Zheng Yichen smiled bitterly: "We don't have to go to the living room, it seems that Xiaorong is in the kitchen." ”

Zheng Shuangmu thought thoughtfully: "You mean, Xiaorong made such a big move just now?" She...... She's cooking? ”

Zheng Yichen said: "Naturally, it's cooking in the kitchen, is it possible to make high explosives?" ”

As he spoke, his voice became lower and lower, and he felt that he was very unconfident when he said this.

Zheng Huaru had taken the lead in the kitchen, Zheng Yichen looked at her energetic back, and didn't understand why such a lame chef would have a different kind of enthusiasm for the kitchen.

Zheng Shuangmu put one hand on Zheng Yichen's shoulder, the two fathers and sons looked at each other meaningfully, Zheng Shuangmu said in a rare painful tone: "Have you forgotten what Dad taught you back then?" ”

Zheng Shuangmu is because he married Zheng Huaru, who can't cook at all, three meals a day is a kind of torture for him, and his advice for his son to choose a mate is only one: "Marry a woman with better cooking skills." ”

This is an iron-clad lesson that he has exchanged for nearly 30 years of life, and he thought that he could save his son from his footsteps, but he did not expect him to repeat the mistakes of the past.

Zheng Yichen said ashamedly: "Dad, I haven't forgotten, but I really love Xiaorong, I can't stop being with her because she is not good at cooking, right?" ”

Zheng Shuangmu sighed: "Alas, it's all fate, you...... You can do it for yourself in the future. ”

After speaking, he patted Zheng Yichen's shoulder again, and his tone was full of sympathy.

Zheng Yichen asked: "Dad, you have eaten your mother's food for so many years, and you are still so strong and tough, do you have any secrets?" ”

Zheng Shuangmu said: "For the first five years, I have been vomiting, and after five years...... Spit and spit and get used to it. ”

He took out a medicine bottle from his trouser pocket and said, "I now carry stomach medicine with me, I have tried more than 20 kinds, this brand is the most effective for food poisoning and the like, you can also take it with you in the future and eat it as candy." ”

Zheng Shuangmu unscrewed the lid, poured two into the palm of his hand, stuffed them into his mouth, chewed them a few times, rattled and crunched, swallowed them in his stomach, and he didn't even have to drink water, he really used stomach medicine as candy, Zheng Yichen was terrified when he saw it.

Zheng Shuangmu said: "Dad's today is your future." ”

Zheng Yichen looked dejected: "I'm afraid I'll be worse than you!" ”

Zheng Shuangmu's heart moved, and asked, "Xiaorong's cooking skills are ...... compared to your mother."

"Mom is better than her!"

Zheng Shuangmu said solemnly: "I take back my advice to you, it seems that stomach medicine is useless to you, when I haven't said this, I will call my father every day to report my safety, you know?" ”

Zheng Yichen had never seen his expression so serious, he was shocked and frightened, and said secretly in his heart: "I...... Should I drop by and buy a life insurance? ”

Zheng Huaru, who was walking ten meters away, turned around and urged: "What are you two muttering about?" Are you saying bad things about me behind my back? ”

Zheng Shuangmu secretly put the medicine in his trouser pocket and said casually: "No, do you look at Yi Chen's appearance, like he is saying bad things behind his back?" ”

Seeing is believing, Zheng Yichen and the cucumber have a good face, it really doesn't look like he is saying bad things about people, Zheng Huaru was immediately relieved, and said, "You guys don't come over quickly, don't stand there." ”

"Oh, here we are."

Zheng Shuangmu and Zheng Yichen hurriedly stepped forward and walked side by side with Zheng Huaru, getting closer and closer to the kitchen with billowing black smoke.

The chefs ran out, and they didn't go far, looking at the kitchen, their hearts palpitated, and a few of them were still complaining in a whisper, telling all kinds of dissatisfaction with Guo Xiaorong: "I was originally timid, and my heart was a little wrong, so this little girl would come out like this every three or five days, I was really afraid that one day I would be too scared, and I would burp and catch a cold." ”

"Me too, although I have a lot of dissatisfaction with this society, but not to the point of misanthropy, I still want to live for thirty or fifty more years, this surname Guo is too unusual."

Zheng Yichen got closer, although this group of people communicated in a whisper, they still listened to it word for word, felt a little embarrassed, and coughed heavily.

The chefs were shocked to realize that there was someone behind them, turned their heads to look, and said in unison, "Hello young master." ”

Zheng Yichen pointed at Zheng Shuangmu and Zheng Huaru and said, "Let me introduce to you, these two are my parents." ”

"Hello old lady."

Zheng Huaru was a little at a loss when she received this gift, and she was stunned for a few seconds, and finally held back a sentence: "Flat!" ”

Zheng Yichen smiled: "Mom, they are called Mrs. Laofayette, not Lafayette, should you be ready to ask them to kneel down next?" ”

He restrained his smile and said to the cooks: "As a subordinate, it is not good to speak ill of the master behind his back, it seems that Steward Cai has been negligent in discipline recently." ”

As soon as Cai Yuanshan was mentioned, several chefs who were talking about Guo Xiaorong suddenly turned pale, and their bodies began to tremble.

One of them stammered, "Young Master, we ...... We...... Wrong. ”

Zheng Yichen said with a straight face: "Give you a chance, this time I won't tell Steward Cai, next time I dare to do it again, I will roll up and leave!" ”

"Yes, yes."

The chefs looked panicked and replied resignedly.

Zheng Huaru asked curiously, "Yichen, did they say anything that shouldn't be said?" Why didn't I hear that? ”

Zheng Yichen said: "Your hearing is not as good as mine, and you can't hear normally." ”

Zheng Huaru was a little unconvinced, and was about to argue about hearing, when a person walked out of the kitchen door, attracting all her attention, and she forgot to speak.

This is a pretty and fiery figure, the reason why it is described as hot is because Guo Xiaorong has a fluffy explosive head on her head, and her face is dark with smoke, and she can't see her facial features clearly.

Guo Xiaorong was holding a spatula in her hand, and she was about to loudly reprimand this class of unpromising chefs, and at the slightest explosion, she made a fuss, how could she become an excellent chef in the future.

When she saw the stunned expressions of Zheng Yichen's family of three, the disdain on her face had turned into panic, but fortunately, her face was too dark to see how embarrassed her expression was.

She dropped the spatula, combed the explosive head with wisps of black smoke with her hands, walked forward, and said happily: "Uncle Zheng, Aunt Zheng, you are here, I miss you so much." ”

Zheng Huaru's eyes widened: "You...... Are you Xiaorong? ”

Guo Xiaorong found that her fluffy hairstyle couldn't be flattened at all, this piece was pressed down, and that piece protruded again, so she gave up tidying up, and said generously: "It's me, I was cooking just now, and there was a little accident to become like this." ”

Zheng Huaru said: "I thought Yichen hired a black cook." ”

Guo Xiaorong was a little puzzled, Zheng Yichen wiped her face with his hand, put it in front of her eyes, and said with a smile: "Look at your face, you have a good fight with Zhang Fei, this can't be called a small accident, it's already a big accident!" (To be continued.) )