Chapter 247: Mighty King Kong Legs

No one will tolerate others pooping on their heads, and even those with a good temper can't tolerate it. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info Wu Ill and Tang Seng taught the students at this moment, more than 30 people had already gathered outside, all of them were strong, anyway, they looked like they were eating by collecting protection money.

"! Stinky boy, where did you come from, dare to run to Lao Tzu to spread the wild here, brothers give me a shout! Grip the teeth! "Wu Zhi hates others scolding his family, especially wild seeds and the like, this is simply looking for excitement, the ashtray on the table flew out when he raised his hand, hitting the bull's-eye, the first scolding tooth can now be half left, that mouthful of blood!

"Grass them to death!" What you don't say is what you do! "Old Tang, give it to me, their teeth are all out, and Lao Tzu won't believe it!" Tang Seng's excited brain burst out: "Okay! With a flick of his foot, a stool smashed out in an instant. Li Yang, a violent young man, actually screamed and wanted to do it, Wu Yi was not interested in taking care of the children, so he sent him to the ceiling as soon as he raised his hand.

Two iron rods with the sound of whirring wind crossed Wu Ai's ears and waist, and his sensitive intuition made Wu Ai simply like a fish in water, kicking out two kicks in a row, and the two people who did it all rolled on the ground with their mouths covered. There was a bad wind in the back of the head, a beautiful hollow heel threw out a slap by the way, and another unlucky guy fell down with blood and teeth in his mouth. A thug may have gone mad,

Holding a stick straight and straight like Wu Ai's buttocks, if he really succeeds this time, Wu Zhi will never have constipation in the future. It's just that Tang Seng is not watching the show, as soon as his feet are raised, he shouts, and the sound of Jin Ming's delivery actually sounded under the rolling of his legs, and Wu Yi hit out a right hook punch in anger, and this bad smoking kid had no teeth left, and the whole person slammed on the wall.

snatched two sticks and pulled a few times to force back the gangsters, leaned back against Tang Seng and asked in a deep voice: "Old Tang, are your legs okay?" "The space here is too small, and more than 30 people are almost crowded when they squeeze in, and it is difficult to even have a place to stay, otherwise Wu Yi and Tang Seng would not be so embarrassed. Tang Seng kicked his legs a few times, and said hesitantly: "I just practiced a strong King Kong leg a few days ago, and now my mother is the golden right foot!" ’

After saying that, he stepped on a bonsai on the side, and his pants were cut open, but there was nothing wrong with his legs. may be too proud, the bamboo pole in a gangster's hand is relatively long, and a stick is bucketed on Tang Seng's left leg, Tang Seng jumped up in pain, and the tears of grinning teeth came out. "Aren't you a golden right foot, Lao Tzu will cripple your left leg today!"

Wu Ill will give him a chance, his two hands are like ghost claws, and the slightly longer bamboo pole is now pinched and tickled by him. Tang Seng Jinji jumped up independently, flew up with his half-crippled left leg, and kicked the bastard who had just beaten him out of the window. He was the only one with a good mouthful of teeth. Tang Seng was still brave even if he was lame on one leg, or he was annoyed, as if he was desperate, and then he ran like a mad dog.

Now this meaningless war is finally over, Tang Seng and Wu Yi are smoking cigarettes and sitting on the leather seats made of gangsters to rest, Tang Seng was not a big injury when he was beaten, as long as he was lame for a few days, he would be fine, but the old Tang felt that he was ashamed, and now he was a little emotional.

"Didn't I say you, Old Tang, why are you so cheap, you don't say that you are a golden right foot, who will know that you have a problem with your left foot?" Tang Seng said angrily: "How the do I know that kid reacts so quickly, it's not a normal person's way of thinking at all!" "How did you practice that hanging kung fu, why did you only practice one foot, if it is an arm, I can understand it, after all, you use your right hand more."

"Damn, you still have to take a bite to eat, you can't let me become like Wu Xingyun all at once, right?" At this time, Li Yang ran over to help Tang Seng massage his injured leg, smiling like an old bustard. "What are you doing?" "Hehe, big brother, what kind of kung fu are you, you look so good!" "Didn't you just say that this is called a strong King Kong leg."

Li Yang licked his face and asked, "Then do you know any other kung fu?" Tang Seng suddenly became energetic: "My best skill is iron head skill, are you interested?" Li Yang looked at his bald head, and hurriedly waved his hand and said, "No, no, I'll just ask." "Is this a casual question, I just gave someone a massage and now I turn around and leave, this is too powerful, right?

Tang Seng pressed Li Yang: "Don't go, young man, I see that your bones are surprising that you are a one-of-a-kind martial arts wizard, I have a set of magic skills here, it is better to worship me as a teacher if you are fated with you." Li Yang pursed his lips and said, "I don't want to run around with this head alone." "With Wu ill, Li Yang is not worried about being Tang Seng. Tang Seng is like a strange Shu millet with a lollipop and continues to tempt: "Don't be so anxious to deny it, young man, my kung fu is branched, and when the kung fu is completed, it will be the legendary King Kong is not bad, the sword and gun are invulnerable, and the golden gun will not fall!" ”

"Hey, hey! Pay attention to what you say, this is my student, forget it if you are invulnerable, what the hell is the golden gun? "That's incidental, hehe!" King Kong is not bad, this is a terrible thing to blow up the sky, Li Yang is tempted again, but he is still shaking left and right. "If you practice that magic skill, will you definitely lose your hair?" Li Yang asked worriedly.

Tang Seng pulled his face: "Young man, you are too greedy, you just have no hair for such a hanging effort, you have to know contentment, hurry up and apprentice, there is no such shop in this village!" Li Yang thought about it and finally endured the pain and said: "Forget it, I think that sister's martial arts are a little handsome, can you help me introduce me when Mr. Wu turns around?" ”

Hearing that Li Yang was a little unhappy that he was unwilling to learn from Tang Seng with him, he said with a calm face: "Why do you want to learn that kind of thing that is not in the stream, if you want to learn, learn the most awesome one, listen to me and hurry up to apprentice." Wu Yi glared at Tang Seng and said, "Do you have the courage to repeat it again in front of Xiao Wu?" Tang Seng shrunk his neck: "I haven't lived enough, it's better to do less to die." ”

"Then you still dare to slander Xiao Wu? You seem to have learned a lot from others, right? Tang Seng explained embarrassedly: "We call it competition, this kind of competition between martial arts masters is common, and Xiao Wu also said that King Kong is not bad magic skills are very awesome, if you practice to Dacheng, there are few opponents in the world!" In the end, it was simply stinky, and Wu Yi poured cold water and asked, "Then when will you be able to become successful?" ”

Tang Seng immediately wilted and said: "I don't know, I have been practicing since I was a child, and I have only recently practiced to the second level, and it is estimated that it will take a long time to become a Buddha, I hope I have not become a Buddha at that time." "Why?" Tang Seng said bitterly: "If I become a Buddha itself, I will have my own Vajra not bad body, and my mother has practiced for a lifetime and the result is in vain, sometimes I am quite entangled in whether to practice again." ”

Li Yang shook his head like a rattle when he heard this: "Then I won't learn, I will get married and have children in the future and go to the peak of my life, how can I have so much time to practice this kung fu, I still find that sister to learn a little light skill to be satisfied, think about flying around is so handsome!" "Boy, your qualifications are really good, you have to think about it, if you really succeed, you can go sideways in the future." Tang Seng is also a thief with an immortal temptation.

"Why should I walk sideways, I'm not a crab, I'll become bald if I learn your kung fu, I don't want to do this." Li Yang shook off his flowing bangs. After Tang Seng and Wu Yi glanced at each other, they caught Li Yang with a cruel smile: "If the kid doesn't learn, I can't help you!" Li Yang said in horror: "What do you want to do?" Where did you get the knife, hey! Teacher, help me! ”

To be honest, Wu Yi has been unhappy with Li Yang's handful of hair for a long time, and he always blocks one eye, and Wu Yi looks uncomfortable. After a while, the rebellious teenager just now became, a good student, except for his ugly face, he was still very handsome overall! "Teacher! Why don't you stop him?! Wu Yi spread his hands and said: "Actually, the school is not allowed to keep your hair so long, even if I am not a feudal person, your bangs that are above my neck are beyond my tolerance limit." ”

Li Yang continued to howl: 'My hair! "Big brothers, can you let us out first, I'm really about to pull it out, if you don't like it, I'll pull it here, really!" The one who spoke was the one who was smashed with an ashtray by Wu Zhi at the beginning, and he still had half of his teeth, and although his speech was a little leaky, it was much stronger than other people who had no teeth at all.

"Don't say that you don't give face, either get out of the house tonight, or open a good store in the future, if you let me know that you are playing tricks, I will leak your mouth next time!" "You know, you know what your old man says, we absolutely carry it out!" This is the underbeating, and you should be able to do it in the future, so don't move your mouth, and save your tongue.

The one who said he was going to shit came out from the bottom with a sound, and ran outside with his ass covered, and it seemed that he really couldn't help it. Wu Yi shouted: "I am the teacher of the second middle school, my name is Wu Ill, if you want to take revenge, you can come to me 1" A sentence came from afar: "If I take the initiative to find you again in the future, I will be your grandson!" ”

turned around and saw that the two boys in his class who were always skipping class were cowering and looking at him, and suddenly he was angry, and he stepped forward and collapsed: "Give me a good lesson from tomorrow, and you can make up for the homework you missed within a month, otherwise you know what the end will be!" The two students glanced at the thugs who were still rolling on the ground, and immediately nodded their heads again and again.

"Get out of here for me, don't think about transferring or dropping out, or I'll find your family!" The two men who were walking towards the door froze and ran out. (To be continued.) )