Chapter 044: Be a Good Person
"Do you want to run after loading? What do you think this is? ”
Jia Xu triumphantly left and right, desperately caught Zhu Yuyan and Wanwan in his hands, but he never thought that Zhu Yuyan is also covered in blood now, Jia Xu regretted it as soon as he caught it, he was originally rubbed with blood by Liu Shuxian, Jia Xu can still bear it, and now he has used the Dafa of absorbing stars, and directly sucked the blood of Zhu Yuyan's wound to the sky, and smacked his face!
It's disgusting!
Who said that the blood of beautiful women is fragrant?
Do you have the ability to smell your wife's aunt!?
Jia Xu threw Zhu Yuyan to the ground, and Zhu Yuyan, who was already seriously injured and had lost too much blood, made a muffled sound in her throat and almost fainted. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
Wanwan tried to reach out to Zhu Yuyan in fright, but Jia Xu's unicorn arm didn't say that a little girl from the Demon Gate, that is, the Buddha of the West Heaven was caught by him, and it was extremely difficult to break free.
Wanwan's face turned pale, and she no longer had the strange appearance and temperament of the elf in the woods, crying and begging Jia Xu: "Dao Chief, please save my master, as long as Dao Chang is willing to help, Wan Wan will be a cow and a horse in the future, and fold the quilt to warm the bed for Dao Chang as a reward!" ”
Jia Xu snorted coldly in disdain, shook off the blood on his hand, pointed to Wanwan's slightly bulging chest and said: "The airport has no qualifications to be pitied, and Xu has never given face to big-breasted women in his life...... Ay? ”
Jia Xu was halfway through his words, and just looked down to see the bare feet of the squishy man, and after a long silence, he was suddenly shocked: "You are Yang Mi!?" ”
Jia Xu was so frightened that he casually threw Wanwan to the ground, and hid behind Shi Jiabao with a dodge, and said in horror: "Everyone, cover your nose!" Otherwise we'll stink to death! ”
……
The head is full of black lines, is there in this person's head?
Shi Jiabao also helplessly dragged Jia Xu out from behind him, and sighed: "National teacher, it's the Sui and Tang dynasties, you're a little confused by jet lag......
"Oh...... That's ......."
Jia Xu then remembered that he was brainwashed too deeply when he used to post the bar, and now when he sees a woman without shoes, he subconsciously wants to run away.
Since it wasn't the legendary Yang stinky foot, Jia Xu was not afraid, and once again walked in front of Wanwan's body arrogantly, looked at Wanwan condescendingly, and said in a daze: "You just said that as long as the widow is willing to save your master, you can promise the widow to do anything?" …… Did I hear me right? ”
Wanwan was stunned for a moment, then came back to her senses, and sneered with disgust in her heart, but now that she has a request for help, Wanwan has to put on a pitiful appearance, and said like a bird: "As long as the Taoist can save the family teacher, Wanwan will never break his word!" ”
Who knew that Jia Xu didn't give face at all, kicked Wanwan away, and snorted coldly: "Airport, stay away from Xu!" This time it is for the sake of Mr. Yang's face, so I let you go, don't you have to inch in, what thoughts should you not have about the poor road! ”
Wanwan is stupid, she has always claimed to be an elf eccentric and elf, and the elusive Wanwan found out for the first time that there are even more moody and mysterious men in this world than herself! And Wanwan is very sure that her eccentric spirit is disguised for some purpose, but this Taoist priest who is full of nonsense is indeed a real pervert!
Although it may seem like a simple neurosis......
Jia Xu turned around, washed all the blood stains on his body, turned his head and pointed at the golden-winged Dapeng, and shouted: "Dapeng! Hurry up! ”
Dapeng, who was watching the excitement not far away, didn't expect that he could stand so far away and lie innocently!
The golden-winged Dapeng shook his head again and again, and immediately hid behind Shi Jiabao, and said in horror: "Dapeng is not going!" Uncle Guoshi, you must want to take Dapeng to see the goldfish again, right? You beast! I'm still a kid! ”
Jia Xu's face turned dark, the Dao robe on his body suddenly became windless, and his originally black hair began to flicker gradually......
it!
Shi Jiabao was shocked, hurriedly turned around, kicked down the golden-winged Dapeng, dragged his calves and dragged him to Jia Xu's side, and sneered: "National teacher, if you have something to say, why bother to become a Super Saiyan if you don't agree with each other......
Jia Xu nodded with satisfaction, retracted his momentum, and dragged the poor golden-winged Dapeng on the ground up, and sneered: "Dapeng, you say...... How many years should I be sentenced to a rumor of a widow? ”
The golden-winged Dapeng apologized honestly, raised his head and blinked his big eyes, poked his fingers and said, "Uncle National Teacher, you will definitely forgive Dapeng, right!" After all, I'm so cute! ”
Jia Xu was unceremonious, and punched the bridge of the nose of the golden-winged Dapeng, instantly breaking the golden body of the Dapeng and giving him tears.
Dapeng was knocked down by Jia Xu's punch, crying and shouting and rolling on the ground: "Ah! It hurts Dapeng to death! Dapeng can't live! Dapeng needs a beautiful sister to kiss to come back to life! ”
Jia Xu held down Dapeng, squeezed out two tears from the corners of his eyes, and threw them on Zhu Yuyan's wound in the air.
Something magical happened!
I saw that as soon as those two tears fell on the wound, a fierce golden light immediately burst out!
Wherever the golden light shines, Zhu Yuyan's wounds are recovering at a speed that is visible to the naked eye!
Wanwan on the side looked at this miracle in disbelief, and happily ran to the side of the golden-winged Dapeng, and kissed Dapeng deeply on the little face!
The golden-winged Dapeng was stunned, like a wild dog with fried hair, and suddenly jumped up from the ground, pointed at Wanwan with a red face, and said angrily: "Good you demon girl!" How dare you take advantage of me! ”
Wanwan was happy to wish Yuyan to recover from her injuries, where would she care about the accusations made by a little boy who looked so cute, and chuckled like a silver bell: "Little man, this is the first time my sister has kissed a man, you will ...... in the future But you must remember Wanwan......"
The golden-winged Dapeng was stunned, and he came to Shi Jiabao's side alone, pulled the wide sleeves of Shi Jiabao, and said blankly: "Big nephew, is she going to marry me?" ”
……
Nima, this bear kid is also thinking a little too much!
Shi Jiabao helplessly knocked on Dapeng's little head and said: "People are just polite to you, your hair hasn't grown, what do you take to give people happiness?" Don't be delusional, in a few years, the poor monk will take you to the Jade Emperor to ask for a divine bird to breed with you, what do you think......"
As soon as the golden-winged Dapeng heard Shi Jiabao's words, his face was full of displeasure, and he said angrily: "You just want to breed!" Your whole family is going to breed! ”
Shi Jiabao spread his hands quite freely and said: "Scold casually, it doesn't matter, anyway, the poor monk is now the whole family is you and your sister, if you hurt the poor monk five hundred, you will have to harm yourself a thousand, think about it and then speak, little, man, people!" ”
Dapeng thought that this was really the case, so he reluctantly closed his mouth, but after a while, Dapeng asked Shi Jiabao with some expectation: "That...... Is the sacred bird that I breed beautiful? I only like shiny coats, don't use any random color to perfunctory me......"
……
Shi Jiabao suddenly understood why he couldn't let a man take care of the child!
I've been following myself for thousands of years, and I haven't learned anything else, so I'm shameless to learn!
And at the moment when Shi Jiabao was chatting with the Golden Winged Dapeng, the golden light emitted by those two tears had already healed all of Zhu Yuyan's injuries, and the wounds were repaired as before, even whiter and tenderer!
Zhu Yuyan muttered and slowly opened her eyes.
Wanwan screamed happily and threw herself on Zhu Yuyan's body, wiping her tears excitedly.
And at this moment, there was also a weak cry for help from the deep pit on the side......
"Help...... Help......"
Jia Xu looked around strangely, and asked Shi Jiabao: "Jiabao, did you hear anyone shouting for help?" ”
Shi Jiabao nodded and said, "I heard it, but the voice is a man, and it's still an old man......"
Jia Xu spread his hands and immediately made a decision: "Then let's treat it as if we didn't hear it!" ”
Shi Jiabao nodded in agreement.
When the weak voice heard that Jia Xu and the others didn't seem to be ready to save themselves at all, they were so frightened that they were about to cry, and hurriedly said, "Dao Chief...... Dao Chief...... Poor people are not bad people, poor people are also reciting the Tao Te Ching......"
Jia Xu was still in a daze, but Concubine Xuan on the side had already heard who the owner of this voice was, and hurriedly reminded Jia Xu: "Dao Chief, be careful!" This person is one of the eight masters of the Demon Gate! These unconscious fellow Daoists on the ground only became like this when they were hit by his cartilage! ”
Jia Xu was not happy when he heard this, and snorted coldly at the concubine in a strange manner: "Make up! Keep knitting! Can cartilage scatter make people fall asleep? The person who came up with this name has a watt in his brain, right? Besides! Can there be bad people in my Taoism? Look at the novels and TV series, which time the villain is not a monk like Jia Bao! Master Concubine Xuan, pay attention to your speech, don't think that you can provoke the internal relationship of my Daomen if you are beautiful! Don't forget, you're also an airport! ”
"You!"
The concubine's pretty face was slightly red, and she turned her head, never wanting to say a word to Jia Xu's neuropathy again!
Seeing that the concubine was speechless, Jia Xu smiled proudly, listened to the sound of the fart, ran to the side of Bichen who was lying on the ground and dying, carefully looked at Bichen's wound, and said in a deep voice: "It's hopeless, you better wait for death!" ”
Bichen was shocked, endured the severe pain, raised his finger and pointed at the golden-winged Dapeng and said, "I wish the sect master that the injury is more serious than that of the poor Dao, and it can be cured!" Why is it that now that I have come to the poor road, there is no help? Poor and unconvinced! ”
Jia Xu pointed to Wanwan, who was taking care of Zhu Yuyan, and snorted coldly: "There is a beautiful apprentice who can play with Dapeng and kiss, what about you?" An old bachelor, what do you exchange for your life? ”
Nima!
Bichen burst into tears, what is this special reason, didn't you just say it true, everyone is a person in the Daomen, and they should help each other!
Jia Xu refused, it was basically certain that Bichen was incurable, but at this time, it may have been kissed by Wanwan, and he was in a good mood, Golden-winged Dapeng sighed helplessly, took the initiative to walk to Bichen's side, and squeezed his tears and said: "Forget it, helping one person is also helping, saving two people is also saving, how can I say that it is also the protector of Buddhism, and doing something good is also within my ......"
Bichen was moved by the old tears, his family let himself wait for death, this little monk of Buddhism is so loving, it is really not ancient, the world is thin and cold!
But before Bichen was moved, the golden-winged Dapeng pointed at the tears squeezed out with his fingers, and said seriously to Bichen: "That! You have to remember to take in a beautiful female apprentice in the future, and be prepared...... No, no, you have to remember to be a good person, you know? ”