Chapter 004: Approval
Because he had already been promised by Xiongba to accept Jia Xu as a disciple, the treatment of Jia Xu and Zhang Bairen was completely different. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Just when Zhang Bairen was disgusted and gnawed steamed buns with Qin Shuang, Jia Xu was already sitting in the big room, with dozens of big-breasted and thin-waisted maids beside him waiting for him to enjoy a table full of delicacies from the mountains and seas!
After using up the mountain treasures and playing with the beauty, I don't know how comfortable the little day is!
Xiongba didn't come to teach Jia Xu martial arts, and Jia Xu was also happy to be idle.
Anyway, it's not uncommon for Xiongba to have that shallow kung fu, it's best for Xiongba to forget about himself, and let himself live happily with these big-breasted maids for a few more days!
It's because Jia Xu just entered the world and didn't do anything in the past few days, patronizing to take advantage of the beautiful girl!
Although many disciples in the meeting secretly scolded Jia Xu for not seeking progress, it will inevitably be difficult to become a big weapon in the future, and he will eventually be abandoned by Xiongba.
But let's be honest......
This treatment, this life. It's so envious......
What is the purpose of struggling all your life?
Beauty and silver!
Now that people have beauties and silver, why are they working hard?
If you want to be really excited, Xiongba is the first to be anxious with you!
This kind of happy day, Jia Xu played for ten days, and ten days later, Xiongba finally sent Wen Chouchou to summon Jia Xu!
Following Wen Chouchou all the way towards Xiongba's residence, Jia Xu looked at the scenery along the way, and said to Wen Chouchou a little unhappily: "Hey, dead mother, why is Xiongba in such a hurry to summon me over?" I haven't had enough of it! ”
Wen Chouchou was frightened by Jia Xu's "hero", looked left and right, and after no one heard it, he cautiously accompanied Jia Xu with a smile and whispered: "Nie Xiaogongzi, you can't call the helper like that!" You have to call a helper...... Master is! ”
Jia Xu was puzzled: "Isn't this that you haven't apprenticed yet?" ”
Wen Chouchou was really defeated by this stunned thing, and shook the small fan in his hand and said, "Oops! Nie Xiaogongzi! You can't call the helper twice to make him happy! When the time comes, if the helper is happy, he will pass on two more of your unique skills, which will be enough for you to use for a lifetime! ”
Jia Xu shook his head without interest and said, "I don't want it!" It's just that I have eaten and slept every day, slept and slept, and my life is very good, so I don't want to learn any martial arts and delay my girl's ......"
Wen Chouchou was choked by Jia Xu for a while, and he didn't know what to say to this obviously mentally retarded guy......
Will Xiongba be a person who is willing to raise idlers?
Even if he likes him again, if it can't bring him actual benefits, then Xiongba will eventually abandon Jia Xu!
"Alas......"
Wen Chouchou sighed: "Little boy Nie, you are still young and don't understand the thoughts of adults, you can't be greedy for pleasure now!" How many pairs of eyes are there for the disciples below! I don't know how many people are jealous of your position as a disciple of the gang master, if you don't seek to be motivated, even if the gang leader likes you again, he may be replaced at any time! ”
After that, Wen Chouchou blinked again, and said confusedly: "Nie Xiaogongzi, you just said it...... Ate and slept, slept and slept, slept and ate? Why do you have to divide this sleep twice? Do you have to get up in the middle of the night to pee? ”
Jia Xu waved his hand and snorted coldly: "What do you know about a sissy?" The first one sleeps and sleeps the person, and the second one sleeps is the real sleep! ”
Although Wen Chougu is a sissy, he also knows that men and women love these things, so he immediately looked at Jia Xu in amazement, and said in surprise: "Nie Xiaogongzi!" …… You're only seven years old! You...... Will you be able to have sex? ”
Jia Xu's nose was almost up to the sky, but he still pretended to be modest and said: "Where, where, the ten girls of the night are not a problem, low-key, low-key!" ”
Hearing this, Wen Chouchou was amazed in his heart, the apprentice who can be looked down on by the male bully in the secret path is really extraordinary, this hair has not grown yet, it can be played so big, it can be seen!
As the saying goes, one drop of sperm, ten drops of blood!
This child consumes a lot every day, but now he seems to be still energetic and powerful!
It shows that his qi and blood are vigorous, and he is an immortal genius who cultivates martial arts!
Suppressing the amazement and envy in his heart, Wen Chou and Chou bowed again and again, and smiled even more flatteringly: "The little boy is mighty, and the little boy is rippling!" But let's not keep the male gang leader waiting for a long time, let's go quickly! ”
Jia Xu also felt that he was a little embarrassed to blow the bed with a sissy, so he nodded, waved his hand and said, "Lead the way in front of your head!" ”
Wen Chougu responded, trotted all the way towards the Xiongba Dormitory, and Jia Xu didn't play any more tricks, he followed Wen Chouchou honestly all the way, and didn't say a word more.
In fact, Jia Xu is also very curious, what is Xiongba looking for himself.
Could it be an apprenticeship?
This product really can hide from the first day of the new year, but can't hide from the May Day!
If you really want to kowtow to the apprentice's head today, the hero will die violently that night!
I am cheap, but no one can afford to take advantage of it!
Along the way, about a stick of incense.
Wen Chouchou finally led Jia Xu to the outside of Xiongba's dormitory.
And the decoration is not luxurious, but it is very exquisite, and the house is only three inches, even worse than some ordinary rich people.
It's just that the four pillars and nine dragon pillars in the house expose the ambition of the hero!
This is a hero who wants to start from the rivers and lakes and then win the world!
Jia Xu raised his eyebrows and was silent.
Not only the palace, but even the heavenly palace has been to make trouble, this dilapidated house like a rich man in the countryside has really not been looked at by Jia Xu.
Kewen Chou Chou saw that Jia Xu was silent, but Jia Xu was stunned by the luxury and magnificence here and the pillars carved with nine five-clawed golden dragons, and snickered in his heart: "Seeing that you are not afraid of the sky and the earth, it turns out that in the end you are just a child who has never seen the world!" ”
followed Wen Chouchou all the way to the inside, the most central room.
Wen Chouchou neither reported nor saluted, so he took Jia Xu and trotted in, and said loudly with a smile: "Helper!" Helper! The ugliness is brought to Nie Xiaogongzi! ”
Jia Xu stood outside the house and almost laughed!
This tyrant wants to follow the emperor's everything, but because he has no knowledge, he is crowned by a learned monkey!
The emperor has a eunuch with him, but he makes a sissy!
The emperor has dragon robes and casual clothes, and even the styles of dragon robes on various occasions are different, so he makes that dragon embroidered cloak to wear every day!
In the emperor's hall, it was the Nine Dragons Jade Pillar, and a total of one hundred and eight were needed in the whole palace......
Now this dormitory can also be arbitrarily entered, and there are no rules in and out......
After all, the rivers and lakes are the rivers and lakes, even if they have the strength to sweep the world, they will not taste right after all!
Alas......
Jia Xu is not a person who talks about rules, but he really feels that this male tyrant is a little pitiful.
He thought that he was no different from the emperor, but he didn't know that even any squire and wealthy man was much more generous than him.
After sighing, Jia Xu didn't think much about it, and followed Wen Chouchou to go in.
There are no rules, the province knelt down for Xiongba, and as a result, Xiongba died on the spot......
Seeing Wen Chouchou coming over with Jia Xu, Xiongba nodded slightly, "Okay...... The two of you came just in time, and the old man invited the world's first god - the mud bodhisattva to approve the old man's life, since you came, listen to it together! ”
Hearing Xiongba say this, Jia Xu noticed that there was still a person in the house!
This person has a rickety body and wandering eyes, as if he is about to return to the west at any time, and he has no sense of existence!
It is the mud bodhisattva is also!
In the face of this storm, the number one magic stick, Jia Xu, as a peer, frowned slightly.
Of course, it's not that Jia Xu doesn't like peer competition, but the so-called "mud bodhisattva" in front of him, except for a small piece of hanging plate hanging on his waist with some divine power fluctuations, the whole person is no different from a mortal!
And from Jia Xu's eyes, this person's longevity is about to end, and his life will not be long in coming!
What kind of character is Jia Xunai?
It is impossible for this so-called mud bodhisattva to be higher than Jia Xu's Taoism, so Jia Xu can't see through his depth!
So......
This is indeed a mortal!
Jia Xu raised his eyebrows, and he already had some foundation in his heart.
Jia Xu can see through the mud bodhisattva, but the male bully is always mortal with the naked eye, but he is slightly respectful to the mud bodhisattva: "Mud bodhisattva! It is said that you have an iron mouth, but you can cut off the world, and all the words you approve are not accurate! Today, the old man will invite you to come over and make a fortune for the old man's future destiny, and see if the mud bodhisattva who is famous in the rivers and lakes is really as wonderful as the world says! ”
This sentence is not only slightly respectful, but also slightly threatening.
But the mud bodhisattva was not in a hurry, not panicked, indifferently took off the hanging plate on his waist, placed it on the table beside the male tyrant, and said with a slight smile: "The saying of fortune telling, if you believe it, you will have it, and if you don't believe it, you won't have it. ”
Xiongba stared at the mud bodhisattva with cold eyes, then looked at the hanging plate on the table, and asked, "How should the old man do it?" ”
The mud bodhisattva smiled slightly: "As long as the male gang leader puts his hands on the hanging plate, the villain exerts his magic power to make it work, and when the time comes, the criticism will appear!" ”
"Good!"
The moment Xiongba's hands were placed on the mud bodhisattva hanging plate, the hanging plate suddenly flashed with a golden light!
The golden light condensed, revealing fourteen golden characters, floating in the air!
"Jin Lin is a thing in the pool, and he will turn into a dragon when he encounters a storm!"
Jia Xu was also staring, and he had already seen through the trick of this criticism!
That mud bodhisattva really doesn't have a trace of supernatural powers!
And this hanging plate is just a player, just after the palm print of the male boss is confirmed, these fourteen already stored comments will naturally pop up!
Jia Xu smiled mysteriously, he and the Jade Emperor decided to come to the world, and they were really right!
It's only been a long time, and the mastermind behind the scenes seems to have been exposed!
But......
What is Jin Lin's thing in the pool......
Isn't that a book......
I watched it when I was in school......