Hearing Yue Tianhua's yin and yang strange tone, without waiting for Xia Fan to get angry, Ouyang Yunduo's apricot eyes rolled over, and with a wave of his jade arm, Yue Tianhua was so frightened that he ran faster than a rabbit, and suddenly ran out of the door, so scared to pee. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Huh? Sister Yunduo, who was that person just now? I seem to be afraid of you! ”

Ouyang Yunduo raised his hand to scare people away, and Xia Jasmine was very puzzled.

"Evil less! Playboy! Bully the soft and fear the hard! ”

When it came to Yue Tianhua, Ouyang Yunduo was not angry.

"Thank you, Senior Sister, for your heartfelt evaluation of me! Thank you even more for not hacking me! ”

Yue Tianhua, who escaped, went and returned, poked out her head and grinned.

"Humph! Aunt Ben never shows mercy to shameless people, why not take a deep breath and try? ”

Then he ignored Yue Tianhua and pulled Xia Jasmine into the bedroom.

Sure enough, Yue Tianhua immediately inhaled and exhaled, and an evil face immediately turned into a purple pig liver face, and at the same time, he also restrained his playfulness, and cursed fiercely: "The most poisonous woman's heart!" Shrew! It's better not to marry for the rest of your life! ”

Thinking of Xia Fan's super-first-class acupuncture skills, he bullied him to his side, and begged cheekily: "Senior brother, I was poisoned by Senior Sister Yunduo, you are kind and help me solve it!" ”

Before he settled the score, he shamelessly put on his face, Xia Fan suddenly pulled a wicked smile, "Aren't you afraid that my fingers will shake, pierce that nerve, and fall half of my body, incontinence or something?" ”

When Yue Tianhua heard this, his eyes dimmed, his legs clamped tightly, and he moved to Ouyang Yunduo's door with a strange attitude, knocked on the door very politely, and called respectfully: "Senior sister, are you free?" ”

"Nope!"

A cold voice was heard.

"So, do you have an antidote? Me, I can spend money on it. ”

Yue Tianhua was still patient, and he had experienced Ouyang Yunduo's methods, and the taste was not good, besides, it was unknown what kind of poison was being applied to him this time, so he tried to lower his posture as much as possible.

"There are many antidotes, for you, you don't buy them."

After that, there was no follow-up.

I was upset and irritable, and I didn't dare to walk away, let alone make a loud noise, and in a hurry, I felt a faint pain in my lower abdomen, and I felt a sense of tenesmus.

Yue Tianhua was so anxious that she stomped her small steps, her face turned green, and knocked on the door, "Senior brother, I have diarrhea, you open the door quickly." ”

When Xia Fan heard this, he was immediately happy, "You pull yours, it has something to do with me, besides, just start washing, at least an hour." ”

"Senior brother, senior brother, you have a lot of adults, don't be like me, I admit that my words are inappropriate, I said something unpleasant, apologize to you, open the door, you wash yours, I pull mine, we don't interfere with each other."

Yue Tianhua was crying, if he wasn't afraid of Xia Fan, he would have slammed into the door a long time ago.

"You kid playing with me? How can you wash it with a stinky coax? If you really can't hold it back, for your sister's sake, I'll give you a trick. ”

Xia Fan deliberately teased him, and he unhurriedly delayed time.

"My brother is dear to me, if there is a fart, tell my brother quickly, ah, I can't hold it back!"

There was really no way, Yue Tianhua reached out and covered his eyes tightly, and firmly blocked the excrement in the intestines.

As soon as his mind moved, his spiritual eyes automatically opened, and when he saw Yue Tianhua's red cheeks, Xia Fan clearly realized that this guy was not pretending, and sighed and said, "Under the stairs on the first floor, it's a good place." ”

It's just that without waiting for the words to fall, Yue Tianhua grabbed a black garbage bag and stumbled out.

Xia Fan took a comfortable hot bath, returned to his bedroom, sat cross-legged on the bed with a broken leg, took out five copper coins, arranged their respective positions, and placed the nine-story pagoda he carried with him in the center.

may be due to Xia Jasmine's presence, Ouyang Yunduo took a shower in a decent manner, went back to the bedroom directly, closed the door, and the second daughter talked about her heart.

I don't know when, no one expected that Yue Tianhua quietly opened the door, sneaked back, turned on the light, and found that Xia Fan's room was hidden, and he didn't approach, but went back to the room to get a set of clothes, and went into the bathroom to rinse it.

While taking a bath, he scolded and scolded, "Grandma is a bear, the master almost pulled the crotch of his pants, hum, a sharp husband and a silver woman, this revenge is not a gentleman!" ”

When he came out of the shower, he saw that the door of Xia Fan's room was still ajar, and he couldn't help but stop, and after turning his eyes a few times, he quickly went back to the room and changed into a black hanged ghost costume, only the scarlet tongue was more than a foot long, and he had a hemp rope wrapped around his waist.

Returning to the living room full of excitement, he tiptoed to Xia Fan's door, gently pushed the door open, and was about to break in, when suddenly, a strong air flow swept him back several steps.

It took a lot of effort for Yue Tianhua to barely stabilize his figure, and he muttered in surprise: "What the hell, there's no electricity on the door!" Could it be a hallucination caused by poisoning? ”

This time, he was more careful, pushed the door open with his toes, and moved forward tentatively, the action was no different from the little devil entering the village, but the arm had just been drawn out, as if touching an elastic wall, and the arm was bounced up all of a sudden, Yue Tianhua couldn't help but widen his eyes, but he didn't find anything, shook his head vigorously, convinced that it was an illusion, took two steps back, and rushed in with a vertical leap.

"Bang!"

It was directly bounced off and fell to the floor fiercely, and the tail bone was almost broken.

Yue Tianhua turned over face down, her brain was short-circuited for a while, and she couldn't figure out what caused it.

At this moment, as soon as Ouyang Yunduo's door opened, Xia Jasmine walked out with sleepy eyes, and went directly to the bathroom, Leng Buding found a monster lying on the floor, especially when he saw a foot-long red tongue, a sharp cry occurred, and he slipped back into the room.

The next moment, a figure burst out of Xia Fan's room, and when he found Yue Tianhua like a hanged ghost, he kicked vigorously like a ball, and Yue Tianhua's body slammed into the wall, without a sound, and he lost consciousness.

As soon as Yin Tianhua was solved, Ouyang Yunduo also appeared in the living room, and there was an extra poisonous scorpion in his palm, and when his eyes touched Yin Tianhua, who was dressed as a hanged ghost, he couldn't help but retreat, "What monster?" ”

"Man in ghost skin!"

Xia Fan jumped over and ripped off his clothes, revealing Yue Tianhua's appearance.

"It's unrepentant!"

"Do you want to throw him out?"

This kind of person is like a maggot attached to the bone, it is difficult to entangle, and Ouyang Yunduo is speechless.

Xia Fan smiled indifferently: "No need, it's time to teach this cynical guy a lesson, you go back to your room to sleep first, and comfort my sister, she is timid." ”

Ouyang Yunduo nodded and went back to the house.

Xia Fan picked up one leg of Yue Tianhua, dragged him into the bedroom, and took out the silver needle while he was unconscious, sealed a few key points, and then went back to sleep satisfied.

Without Yue Tianhua's harassment, he slept very solidly in the second half of the night, Xia Fan slept until more than seven o'clock in the morning, and it was not until Xia Jasmine called him that he reluctantly opened his eyes.

Xia Fan washed his face, and the three of them went to the restaurant for breakfast together.

Fu Peng, Li Qinghe and Liu Sihai, who hadn't seen Xia Fan for many days, greeted him one after another, especially Fu Peng, who was very affectionate, exchanged a few words of greeting each other, and returned to the apartment.

"What happened to that damn bastard?"

Ouyang Yunduo glanced at the direction of Yue Tianhua's door.

"Your junior brother is white and pure, why do you do such a lack of virtue? The black man cheated the corpse in the middle of the night! Scared to death personally! ”

Thinking of the events of the night, Xia Jasmine was furious.

"Don't be angry, he's already got his retribution!"

Xia Fan sold a corner.

"What do you mean? He's dead? ”

Xia Jasmine exclaimed.

"It's almost like death, paralyzed! As roommates, we should go and see. ”

Saying that, Xia Fan pushed open the door of Yue Tianhua's bedroom, and when he entered the eyes, Yue Tianhua's sleeping posture had not changed from beginning to end, what was lying on the bed before, and it was still like that now, but the current Yue Tianhua was not the suave, handsome and dashing famous family, but a seriously ill patient with a crooked mouth and squinted eyes, and was paralyzed.

"Xia, Senior Brother Xia, please take me to the hospital, I can't move, I may have a stroke, by the way, inform my sister and tell her that I am dying."

Looking at Xia Fan, Yue Tianhua's tears flowed out, in fact, he woke up at four o'clock in the morning, at first he thought that his whole body was numb, and he kept twisting his body, trying to move his muscles and bones and regain consciousness, but after a few hours, the feeling of powerlessness not only did not improve, but worsened, realizing that his body was paralyzed, he was really scared, and he didn't dare to disturb Xia Fan, and he held on silently until now.

"I don't think you're having a stroke, you're having a convulsion! If you have nothing to eat and support, pretend to be a god and play ghosts, karma, right? In your case, even if you go to the hospital, the doctor can't help you, you have to be prepared! ”

Xia Fan continued to make fierce news, the purpose of which was to scare Yue Tianhua.

"No, I'm still young, I haven't married and had children, don't be the living dead."

Thinking of eating and drinking Lazar and sleeping in bed all year round, his spirit almost collapsed, and he yelled hysterically, "Aren't you the most powerful doctor in our divine hospital?" Please, help me! ”

Xia Fan showed a helpless expression, "Your illness is caused by the airflow hurting the meridians, even if Hua Tuo is reincarnated Bian Que is reborn, it can't be cured!" Go home and hire a couple of babysitters, be optimistic, and spend the rest of your life. ”

"No, no, you must have a way! Right? The Yue family has money, as long as I cure my illness, I will pay as much as I want! ”

At this time, Yue Tianhua burst into tears, panic and kept pleading.

Even though Yue Tianhua was extremely hateful, even if Ouyang Yunduo was hard-hearted, he also had compassion, carefully observed his symptoms, and said: "The meridians are blocked, the qi and blood are not smooth, and it can be cured if you treat it early." ”

"Really? Senior sister, you are kind-hearted and bodhisattva-hearted, you can't watch your little junior brother paralyzed for a lifetime. ”

Hearing that there was hope for healing, Yue Tianhua hurriedly asked Ouyang Yunduo for help.

"Can you cure it?"

Xia Fan winked at Ouyang Yunduo.

"Oh, to be honest, it's not very sure, one or two."

Ouyang Yunduo immediately realized what Xia Fan meant, and hurriedly changed his words.

"Oh, people's lives are at stake, and it's important to send them to the hospital."

What was frightened by Yin Tianhua, Xia Jasmine had forgotten all about it, and urged urgently.

"I can't die for a while, maybe I can heal myself! There have been examples before, you go out first, I will give him a few stitches, as for whether it has an effect, it depends on the creation! ”

Xia Fan was still unhurried, pushed his sister and Ouyang Yunduo out of the door, and closed the door with his hand.