Chapter 42: The World Needs More Oupai
"Monkey, do it well, I'm out, check when I come back, don't be lazy, since you want to be my retainer, let me see your value." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”
"Yes! His Highness True Heaven. "The monkey is obedient, if the 'little brother' can be awarded, he should really go to get a 'best little brother', all-encompassing, exquisite, always able to think about the true falcon what he thinks, and what he can do, not afraid that he will expose his ambitions, but afraid that he will have ill intentions and harbor evil intentions.
A real enemy doesn't show their hostility on their faces, and you should be careful of enemies who are secretly stabbing at any time.
The monkey does have respect for himself, which can still be guaranteed, his intuition is still very accurate, the monkey wants to make big news, or the pattern.
After leaving the complicated business to the monkey to take care of, Matenko easily became the shopkeeper and enjoyed being idle, he didn't like to be tied to his chair all day, dealing with some seemingly annoying tasks, and it was nice to have a retainer to help him with his homework.
Walking in the corridor of the branch, leading to the gate of departure, the FFF members who pass by will greet and salute the real heavenly falcon cordially.
"Hello Commander!"
"Hello Commander!"
"Please, it's the acting head of the regiment." True Sky Falcon corrected it.
"Okay, Captain!"
"Yes, Commander!"
"....." The true heavenly falcon was speechless, and finally simply ignored it.
"Yikes! It's the head of the group! ”
"Really, it's so cute!"
Suddenly, there was a group of screams of fans in front of them, surging like fanatical fans chasing stars, surrounding the true falcon.
was squeezed in the center of a pile of European pies, and the balls of various sizes and softness knocked him into a daze, and shouted in shame and annoyance: "Get out!" Don't say I'm cute! I'm the head of the regiment, give me a serious face! ”
I don't know when the majesty is gone.
"Ahh It's so cute to be angry! ”
"It's so strong, but it's so cute, Xiao Zhengtai's appearance is trying to pretend to be an adult, poking at my cuteness, Zhengtai Saigao!"
"What stupid things are you talking about, the head of the group is a little Lori."
"Hmm! The face is so soft, like a marshmallow. ”
"Really? I'm going to touch it too. ”
"I want it too! I want it too! ”
Please forgive the Falcon for calling these women crazy, treating him as cute creatures and brutally ravaging his face, which is very angry!
Case.....
Matenfala gritted her teeth, stretched out her hand to a certain girl's chest, and grabbed it hard!
True Heavenly Falcon said proudly: "How is it!?" I'm a boy, and I can do unclean things, so it doesn't matter if you treat me as hentai, if you don't want to be bullied by me, get out of here! Don't bother me! ”
The audience was silent.
That's right, this result is the best, and it's okay to be misunderstood, it's better to be pure than to be entangled by a group of.
"Captain... You—" All the women were stunned.
"Yes, don't treat me like a harmless Zhengtai, understand this and disappear for me." True Falcon's tone was full of disgust, he was a single-minded man.
I thought that the matter could end like this, but the real Falcon was too naïve, the woman was even bolder than he imagined, and the girl who was caught by the True Falcon and said with an intoxicated face: "Ah! Since the head of the regiment likes Oupai, let's rub it to your heart's content! ”
"Huh!?" The real Falcon was stunned! Σ(っ°Д°; )っ。
"I've got big breasts, I'll come first!"
"Captain, rub mine!"
"Mine!"
"No, it's mine!"
The crowd exploded, and every scrambled to squeeze around the real Falcon, and the scene was almost uncontrollable.
"What the hell is going on!?"
True Sky Falcon's left hand emitted a pink light, and he suddenly realized, damn it, it turned out to be the 'power of dirt', an evil force that has not appeared for a long time, and it actually appeared again! This nonsense left hand!
This 'dirty power' can cause a radius of XXX meters to the opposite sex, and carry out a wide range of AOE spiritual effects, which is described in a dirty and more professional word, that is, 'estrus'.
Anything indescribable that happened during this period will not be remembered by the person concerned.
"Huh? Isn't that the head of the regiment? ”
"Oh, it seems to be very lively."
Several male members of the group spotted the Falcon and walked over curiously, and gradually, they were also affected, and the eyes of the Falcon began to become strange.
True Sky Falcon panicked, Nima, this uncontrollable skill has been upgraded to affect the same sex!? The country is now vigorously 'anti-corruption', wrestling philosophy ♂ or something, there must be no ah, besides, the real falcon is not a! Someone will save him from this hellish place!
"You can stop in moderation!"
In order to avoid the plot and violate the rules of the FFF group, the real heavenly falcon broke through the shackles and fled the scene at a flying speed.
After running a few kilometers in one breath, the true heavenly falcon stopped desperately panting, patted his chest and comforted himself, "It's so dangerous, it's so dangerous, it's almost ganked♂." ”
After leaving the branch, Zhentian Falcon bought some fruit and went to the hospital to visit the old ninth brother, he was beaten badly enough this time, opened the door of the ward, and saw the old ninth brother wrapped in countless bandages, like a mummy, lying on the hospital bed watching TV, looking good.
"It seems that Brother Jiu, your health is fine, I am relieved." Matenhama put the fruit on the bedside table.
Old Brother Jiu grinned and said, "What can it be, the body is very tough, and now the TV news is still reporting the events of that night." ”
"Isn't that a common occurrence? The FFF regiment was slandered as a cult as a partner of justice, and oops, this is the most infuriating. ”
"Haha, will the FFF group be afraid? We are the Righteousness! Bestow the great presence of heresy in the Inquisition. "Brother Jiu is very proud.
"It's true that some people are really annoying, showing affection all day long, without any consciousness at all, in front of the public, shamelessly doing kisses, touching heads, hugging, causing me goosebumps, I don't know why there are more torches and gasoline in my hands."
"That's right, this is a qualified FFF member." The old ninth brother gave a thumbs up, revealing a row of shiny silver teeth, the effect is equivalent to a flashbang, this is a tactical weapon, when you encounter an enemy, just laugh.
Old Brother Jiu's voice changed, and he sighed: "By the way, you have really become stronger, and you have surpassed me unconsciously, why haven't you told me about your current strength?" It's so bad that I'm still worrying, I knew you were so powerful, I wouldn't have to suffer this wrongful injury. ”
The old ninth brother really regretted it, hearing was false and seeing was believing, and he saw the True Sky Falcon punching the fifth-order demonic beast with one punch, only to realize that it was the real horror, if he knew that the True Sky Falcon was so strong, what else was he worried about? Directly let the True Sky Falcon Ping push it over, what kind of witch sect, Warcraft.
With all due respect, that's all worthless rubbish.
True Sky Falcon shrugged his shoulders and said, "Is this my fault?" I wanted to say it, but there was a meeting at the time, and you said that we would talk later, and there was no more. ”
"Okay, my pot, but it's incredible, normal people can't accept it." Old Brother Jiu said enviously: "Other people's skills that have been practiced for more than ten years, you have surpassed them in a few days, isn't this a plug-in player?" ”
"Hmm... I admit it, it's a plug-in, but that's the end of it, if you use the plug-in too much, you will be banned by the GM, how to get stronger next? I don't have a clue, I'm not a genius, once I don't have a chance, I'm a salted fish. True Sky Falcon couldn't help but laugh at himself, maybe in order to improve his skills, he would return to the tenfold realm king star to practice.
"Don't worry, even if you can't improve in the future, your current strength, there are few humans who are your opponents."
"That's just ordinary humans."
"It's already very powerful to surpass ordinary humans, and there are not so many masters."
"I'm very relieved to hear Brother Jiu say this, you make a lot of sense." True Sky Falcon thinks that he is indeed a little worried, after he drank the black light, his physique was directly transformed, and now the Kaijie King Fist is not struggling, the Kaijie King Fist used to be sweating profusely, and it couldn't hold up for more than ten seconds, but now the 2 times the Realm King Fist can be tried to use, 2 times the Realm King Fist, that is to increase the strength by 4 times!
Old Brother Jiu patted Zhen Tian Falcon's shoulder and encouraged him: "Work hard, the FFF regiment needs talents like you, and the world needs more heroes, the greater the strength, the greater the responsibility, are you still used to the position of acting head of the regiment?" ”
"So-so, I don't like to sit at my desk, play games, and play from dawn to dark."
"Young people don't play too many games, if you go on like this, you won't have a girlfriend."
"Isn't it true that the FFF group can't get out of the group?"
"Except for very special circumstances, the FFF group does not burn true love, although some radicals burn it whether they are true love or not, but in fact, the trial standard of the FFF group is impure heterosexual communication, and the meaning of this impure heterosexual interaction, that is, a series of intimate behaviors with the opposite sex, that is, what we are talking about now is the act of showing affection, as long as you don't show affection, don't open the harem, everyone can still talk well, on the contrary, one word, 'burn'!" Old Brother Jiu paused for a moment before he said: "Those who quit the group can't go back to the FFF group in their lives, there is no place in the group!" ”
"I see." True Sky Falcon wondered, so shouldn't he also go find a girlfriend?