Chapter 036: Real People

"Master Guoshi, now they shouldn't dare to come to the human world to do evil anymore, so let them go!" Liu Shuxian consulted Jia Xu's opinion. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

The corners of Jia Xu's mouth twitched a little: "You let it go and ask me again, is it a little disrespectful to me......"

When the Heavenly Dragon King saw that his subordinates and daughter had returned, he didn't howl anymore, and carefully avoided his daughter, who was about to pounce on him with tears in her eyes, and asked in surprise: "Daughter! You! You can get out of bed!? ”

The dragon girl was startled, she moved her wrists and ankles incredibly, she felt full of strength, she was healthier than before, she was ecstatic, and she was about to pounce on the dragon king again!

The dragon king carefully pretended not to dislike it, skillfully avoided the daughter who was covered in the smell of urine, and sighed helplessly, although the plan to invade the land failed, but the daughter's body could be cured, which can be regarded as an unexpected joy, of course, it is even more impossible to make the dragon king thank the lewd man and the wild man who is neither male nor female, and the dragon king is still hurting on the top of his head now!

Seeing that the matter was resolved, Yin Siniang and Li Jing both breathed a sigh of relief, don't look at Yin Siniang's tone just now, it was really a last resort, and now that the matter has subsided, it can be regarded as a good thing.

The dragon king viciously gave Li Jing and Yin Shi Niang a look, and turned into a dragon head again, but the dragon horn on the forehead was missing.

The dragon king lay back on the dragon chair and waved his sleeves: "Withdraw the troops!" Back to the Dragon Palace! ”

The dark clouds in the sky are gathering again, and a group of shrimp soldiers and crabs will come vigorously, and they have not warmed up yet, and they are walking lively, life is really changeable, it is amazing.

Jia Xu looked at the black clouds in the sky that were getting farther and farther away: "It's a pity, that's tens of thousands of wild lobsters and crabs, if you open an aquatic company, you can afford to raise a second wife." ”

Liu Shuxian skimmed Jia Xu in disgust: "A smell of urine, who can eat it?" ”

Jia Xu's spirit was shocked, and he said righteously: "I can!" ”

Liu Shuxian laughed and trembled: "What a coincidence! Me too! ”

Jia Xu and Liu Shuxian looked at each other and smiled, and left together, now that both official and private matters have been resolved, and those with black money and black equipment should return to Chaoge to continue to live a chic life.

Unexpectedly, a sudden change occurred, Jia Xu and Liu Shuxian were just about to leave, a white light flashed, and a white-bearded old man appeared in front of Jia Xu, with Nezha by his side!

Jia Xu was taken aback: "Brother, who are you?" Everyone is a trickster, you don't bluff people here! ”

The white-bearded old man smiled proudly and pointed at Jia Xu: "The demon road is rampant, you are the one who tricked me into breaking the hairpin?" ”

Liu Shuxian was just about to speak, but the white-bearded old man pointed his hand at Liu Shuxian again, and sneered: "Shemale! Give back my apprentice's magic weapon, otherwise you will not blame the poor way! ”

Jia Xu pouted unhappily: "Who are you, old man?" I didn't see you so arrogant when tens of thousands of lobsters were in the sky just now, and now people are bold, dare to come out and pretend to compare? ”

Liu Shuxian also hid the spear behind her, and said vigilantly: "Mine, this is all mine!" ”

The back of his hand looked bigger, and Jia Xu was about to have a nosebleed......

"Yours! It's all yours! Whoever dares to rob will interrupt his lonely crutch! Jia Xu was fascinated, a rare man, blocked in front of Liu Shuxian, and made an extremely pretentious gesture.

The white-bearded old man sneered disdainfully: "**** blind, you are just like this, if you didn't use that magic weapon, how could you deal with that heavenly general?" ”

Jia Xu raised his eyebrows: "So what?" ”

The white-bearded old man smiled proudly, pushed Nezha back, his palm shook, and a white floating dust appeared in his palm: "Do you dare to fight with Lao Dao?" ”

Jia Xu sneered: "Don't dare!" ”

"Poof......

Taiyi Zhenren almost choked up, and said angrily: "Today, you have to fight if you dare, and you have to fight if you don't dare!" ”

Jia Xu said: "It turns out that you are a robber!" If only I had said it earlier! It's a waste of everyone's time! ”

Taiyi Zhenren shook off the dust, and a white light flashed: "Noise!" It's time to fight! ”

Jia Xu and Liu Shuxian dodged this white light on the left and right, and Jia Xu was furious: "So bold!" My dad never hit me, you dare to hit me!? ”

Liu Shuxian also mocked: "Old man, go home and bring your grandson when you are old!" Your eyes are not very good! ”

Taiyi Zhenren was not annoyed, Bai Guang flew back to his left palm, and said with a smile: "Let's see what this is?" ”

Jia Xu and Liu Shuxian fixed their eyes, they were round and chubby like a scoop, and they exuded a strange smell!

Jia Xu inexplicably took Liu Shuxian's hand and was about to leave: "You old man, you haven't seen the world yet, it's just a night pot, you just like to take it, there will be a period later!" ”

Taiyi Zhenren was stunned, and Jia Xu and Liu Shuxian had already walked away hand in hand.

Taiyi Zhenren tried to shake the night pot in his hand, shook it again, and finally sniffed it, almost choking, but there was no reaction that a baby should have.

Taiyi Zhenren was furious, stuffed the night pot into Nezha's arms, chased after Jia Xu in two steps, and said angrily: "The demon Dao dares to play tricks on me!" ”

Nezha held the night pot in disgust, and cried with a sad face when he wanted to throw it but didn't dare to throw it.

Jia Xu saw that the white-bearded old man had caught up again, and he was also a little unhappy: "Why don't you know what to do with this old man, and you really think that Xu can't help him?" You don't look at how big an entrepreneur Xu is, you can eat at least 200 catties of cut cakes a day without bargaining! ”

Taiyi Zhenren was startled, and suddenly remembered that this might be Jia Xu using nonsense to cast spells to harm people, so he couldn't help but slow down his pace, carefully blocked the floating dust in front of him, and vigilantly approached Jia Xu step by step.

Jia Xu touched his body and didn't find a weapon to take advantage of, so he said to Liu Shuxian: "Xiao Liu, lend me your red dragon, and I will retreat from the enemy!" ”

Liu Shuxian first opened Jia Xu's hand from herself, and then glared at Jia Xu with stupid eyes: "Your family's menstrual affairs come every day?" I used it against you two days ago, so wait a month! ”

Jia Xu regretfully retracted his salted fish hand, and said seriously to Taiyi Zhenren: "Old man, have you really thought about fighting with Xu?" Xu has been relying on wisdom to solve problems all these years, and if you really want to use force to solve it, I'm afraid you won't even have a nose hair left today. ”

Liu Shuxian gave Jia Xu a coquettish white eye and solved it with wisdom? Feelings are in Jia Xu's heart, the golden lotus gushes in the ground, the laser is shot in the sky, and tens of thousands of people are collected at once with magic weapons, these are all wisdom!

Jia Xu nodded towards Liu Shuxian: "Yes, if Xiao Liu, after you have seen Xu's force, you should be able to understand that these small fights are not force at all!" ”

Liu Shuxian was stunned for a moment and asked, "I didn't ask you?" ”

Jia Xu nodded: "I know you didn't ask, scare that old man." ”

Taiyi Zhenren's face changed color, and he suddenly felt a little unable to see through Jia Xu, he said this so loudly that even the deaf people heard it, but Taiyi Zhenren really didn't dare to do it.

When Jia Xu saw Taiyi Zhenren like this, he knew that he was afraid of himself, so he sighed and said: "Since you also have a heart of repentance, if Xu takes your life again, it will be a little unreasonable, okay, okay!" It is not easy for you to practice for thousands of years, and today I will give you a chance to be a new person......"

Taiyi Zhenren took two steps back vigilantly: "Let's hear it!" ”

Jia Xuyun stretched out a little finger lightly, his robe rose without wind, and an incomparably fierce aura gradually surrounded his body, as if he was about to break through the sky!

Jia Xu looked like a master, and said lightly: "Now Xu will use the least amount of strength to use my most powerful move, and give you a stick of incense to do a good defense, if you can stop me, then Xu will let you live, what's the matter?" ”

Taiyi Zhenren's heart was terrified, afraid of the terrifying aura exuded by Jia Xu, and he secretly scolded in his heart: "The fool will believe that you will be merciful!" ”

Annoyed in his heart, but the movements in his hands were not slow, and the dust in his hands shook, and five huge iron doors appeared in the sky, and the iron doors were engraved with rare beasts, and there were mysterious rune spell inlays, which were accompanied by white light as soon as they appeared, and they were pompous.

Taiyi Zhenren sneered: "These five gates are cast by the cold ice and dark iron that I obtained in the most extreme part of the Northern Underworld, and there are many forgings, which can be described as invulnerable to water and fire, and all evils are inaccessible, if you hold the Xuanyuan Sword and the Open Heaven Axe in your hands today, the poor Dao will admit it, otherwise you will not be able to break my magic weapon even if you have the ability to reach the sky!" ”

"Hurry!"

Taiyi Zhenren pinched the trick, the four iron doors were firmly inserted around him, blocking no dead ends, and the last iron door covered the top with a "bang", and the whole body was round, and there was no gap.

Taiyi Zhenren's smug voice came out of the iron bucket: "How? If you are confident that you can break the magic weapon of the poor road, now you can try it, the poor road has blocked the gap, and now you can't even open the poor road yourself, what ability do you have to use it! Hahaha......"

Jia Xu nodded and exclaimed: "Good baby, good baby!" …… Alright, Koyanagi, let's go! ”

Liu Shuxian's eyes smiled like a crescent moon: "Okay! ”

Nezha watched these two adulterers **** go away, but there was no way, earlier he couldn't fight a Jia Xu with all his magic weapons, and now he is already a waste person, with one enemy and two, an obvious dead end, Nezha is young, not too stupid.

"Hey, hey, hey!! You come back to the poor! Didn't you say that you want to fight the poor! Feed...... Come back! Come back...... Eldest brother...... Let's take this bucket away first! Poor Dao promises not to trouble you again, Dao Chief, Dao Chief? ”

Taiyi Zhenren smashed the table and smashed the bench in the iron bucket he made, and his hands hurt, and he didn't see the slightest damage to this baby.

Taiyi Zhenren now even regrets his intestines, hating why he works so hard, making this baby so strong, and hates Na Jia Xu even more, pretending to scare himself, the most hateful thing is ...... I was really scared......

"Master! Master! ”

Little Nezha was beating outside the iron bucket and shouted loudly, "Master! Master! Your treasure is only covered on five sides, and the ground is not blocked! ”

Taiyi Zhenren said angrily: "Fart! Your master and I are dignified golden immortals, do you want your master to drill into the hole!? ”

Nezha was too frightened to speak.

At this time, Taiyi Zhenren's weak voice came out from inside: "But I won't escape the ground?" ”

When Nezha heard that the master was in trouble, he was naturally obliged: "Master, don't worry!" The apprentice dug a tunnel and rescued the master! ”

Taiyi Zhenren was furious again: "Yes, please!" What kind of person is Master! Do you want a hairy boy to save me? ”

Nezha made a mistake by default, ran home and got a shovel and ran out and began to dig a hole, now Nezha has lost his divine power, and there is no difference between an ordinary seven or eight-year-old child, it is okay to be able to hold a shovel, but he can't dig a tunnel anyway.

"Master, don't worry, the apprentice will ask you to come out immediately...... Don't worry......"

Little Nezha's hands were also worn out, his feet were also worn out, he was dirty, and he couldn't use his strength anymore, but he took care of the master's face, and it was not good to ask for help, and in the end, Nezha really didn't have any strength anymore, so he lay on the iron bucket and cried: "Master! It's useless, and you can't even dig a hole in the ground......"

Taiyi Zhenren sighed and said, "That's it, you stick the shovel on the wall, come for the teacher himself!" ”

Nezha obediently pasted the shovel on the iron door, and the iron gate gradually melted the shovel into the door and fell into the hands of Taiyi Zhenren.

Although Taiyi Zhenren is an immortal, he is old after all, and his waist is about to be broken before he dug a passage that can barely allow a dog to get through.

Taiyi Zhenren secretly swore in his heart: "The humiliation of today's dog cave will be rewarded in the future!" ”