"Ladies and gentlemen, tell you a joke. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info had a toothpick, walked and walked, suddenly felt so tired, saw a hedgehog passing by, so anxiously shouted: Bus, wait for me...... Ha ha. ”

"Well, isn't it funny? I changed it again, and the marshmallow walked and walked, and suddenly I said: My legs are so soft...... Hahaha. ”

"I'm the only one laughing? Then I'll change another one. There was a lemon, walking and walking, and suddenly said: My legs are so sore......"

Zheng Yichen said that in the end, he was overjoyed, laughing heartily, and his mouth was about to cramp with laughter, but he was stunned to find that the little nurses looked indifferent and had no intention of laughing at all.

It seems that although the women agreed to come to the banquet, they always had a bad heart, and even saved their perfunctory thoughts.

Zheng Yichen felt like a clown acting in a one-man show, entertaining himself.

No, it should be said that it is more miserable than a clown, at least people have thick pastels to hide their true expressions, and their embarrassment and helplessness are overflowing on the surface and can be seen at a glance.

Zheng Yichen sat back in his place, very depressed in his heart, for a living treasure like him, the cold field is a very painful thing, just like a woman thinks that hitting a shirt is more terrifying than crashing a car.

He looked at the pretty faces that were as cold as frost, and prayed to himself: "Pray to God to give me a strong man to liven up the atmosphere of the scene." ”

The next moment, the heavens heard his will, and a dignified figure came suddenly.

"Yichen, I'm sorry, I'm late."

The person who came smiled apologetically, scratched his head, obviously just standing at random, but it was full of light, as if a spotlight "snapped" on him, and people couldn't help but be attracted.

The person who came was the little local tyrant Li Xuan.

"Wow, who's this, so handsome."

"Looks like Wu Yanzu."

"It can't be that the star went to the wrong set, right?"

When the nurses saw Li Xuan, they couldn't maintain their cold expressions anymore, their faces turned red one by one, staring at Li Xuan intently, breaking the silence at the beginning, and talking in a low voice.

Zheng Yichen's eyes lit up, he suddenly had an idea, walked up to him, and said in a low voice: "Brother, you are here, and the responsibility of saving the scene will be handed over to you." ”

Li Xuan was a little uncomfortable with his unusual enthusiasm: "Aren't you claiming to have a supernatural physique that 'enlivens the atmosphere of the scene'?" There was even a day when I was asked to save the day. ”

Zheng Yichen smiled bitterly and said: "My supernatural physique depends on who the person in front of me is, so that it can play a role. This group of people are all Zhang Tianshi, Zhong Kui, Mao Xiaofang, Ma Xiaoling, a palm thunder, a ghost drawing talisman can break my supernatural physique! ”

Li Xuanjian raised his eyebrows: "Is it so exaggerated?" It sounds like a lot of difficulty. ”

Zheng Yichen nodded: "It's at least seven or eight stories high, but I know that it will definitely not be difficult for you." As long as you are a female creature, no one can resist your demeanor, you are the lone lone in the love field, the heavy sword has no edge, and the great skill is not ......"

Li Xuan's chest doubled with pride, and he shook his fists: "Okay, for you, even if I stick a knife in my ribs, I will not hesitate to do it." Then I'll go meet this class of girls for a while, buddies like to challenge high difficulties! ”

Zheng Yichen was greatly moved: "You are the living Lei Feng of the present generation!" ”

Li Xuan said in a resolute tone, "Please call me...... Red scarf! ”

Zheng Yichen held his shoulder and nodded his head: "No problem, Xiaohong, come on, I'm optimistic about you." ”

Li Xuan swaggered to the seat on the nurse's side, and the nurses' hearts were like deer, looking at his tall figure and handsome facial features with dull eyes.

"Ladies and gentlemen, can you give me a seat?"

The voice is as warm as jade, very magnetic, and with a sunny smile, it is simply the best weapon to kill the film.

This group of girls who are not deeply involved in the world, how can they withstand Li Xuan's charming expression, except for Xiaotong and Kuang Yazhi who are as immobile as a mountain, one by one scrambling to move their butts and give up their seats, Li Xuan is not polite, he chose a middle seat, and the big horse golden knife sat up, Deng Suying and others surrounded him, and offered him as an emperor.

Chen Yong hadn't seen Li Xuan, and seeing that he wasn't afraid of life at all, he couldn't help but ask Zheng Yichen: "Who is this?" ”

"Li Xuan, my college classmate, has been living in my house recently, and I was afraid that he would be hungry, so I asked him to come here to eat."

Zheng Yichen picked up a crispy shrimp and chewed it in his mouth, sizzling, and it was only now that he finally had the heart to eat something.

He looked at the table full of delicacies and teased, "What's wrong? Distressed by the dead bills in your purse? ”

Chen Yongman didn't care: "What's this?" Isn't it just multiple people, multiple pairs of chopsticks. It's just that your friend's peach blossom eyes are so charming, you can see that the nurses are about to drip their saliva, and they obviously treat him as a piece of meat on their mouths. ”

Zheng Yichen has relatives in his heart, these ignorant girls who have been brainwashed by Korean dramas all year round, when they meet Li Xuan, a beautiful man like the standard template of idol dramas, they are completely powerless.

In an instant, the banquet swept away the previous gloom and depression, except for Xiaotong and Kuang Yazhi, the eyes of the rest of the little nurses turned into hearts, like a spring bear, surrounded by farts and wanton joy.

Zheng Yichen said with emotion: "It seems that people and animals are really no different from the appearance of spring, and in them, I see the shadow of Robin." No! Robin is doing better than them. ”

Li Xuan is dignified and chic by nature, and his gestures, words and smiles have aroused the amazements of these girls.

Zheng Yichen had no doubt that if Li Xuan released a stinky fart that spoiled the scenery at the moment, those women would also say that the fart was fragrant!

After exchanging a few words, these girls began to compete for favor, in order to let Li Xuan's eyes stay in front of him for a few more seconds, various means emerged one after another, even horizontal and vertical, hiding knives in smiles, and encircling Wei to save Zhao, it can be said that it is a living textbook of thirty-six strategies.

Among them, the most brilliant is Deng Suying's trick of "pretending to be crazy and stupid", frowning directly, pretending to be too strong to drink, and his bloated figure of one hundred and fifty pounds fell into Li Xuan's arms, taking a great advantage.

Li Xuan has an advantage in looking at women, that is, he never judges people by their appearance, no matter how ugly a woman is, he also treats everyone equally and returns with a bright smile, which is also the chivalry that he thinks a man should have.

Whenever he mentioned this stubble in front of Zheng Yichen, Zheng Yichen would always sneer and say, "Chivalry? If you have a kind of dragon knight, tame a Tyrannosaurus rex and show me. ”

At this time, seeing that Li Xuan was obviously overwhelmed by Deng Suying, still smiling lightly, and had no intention of pushing her away, Zheng Yichen was able to serve Li Xuan, but he didn't expect that he was really not the master who just talked but didn't practice, and put everything into practice and implement his chivalry.

Chen Yong watched coldly, and whispered to Zheng Yichen: "This meal, it's worth eating!" Just watched the live version of "The Legend of Zhen Huan" for free. ”

Zheng Yichen also sighed deeply: "Every woman who competes for favor is a ruthless character with a burst of IQ, how else can I say that the little three are difficult to deal with?" ”

The girls here are happy, and the doctors on the other side are a little unbearable, and several young doctors don't seem to hide their hostility, and they glared at Li Xuan, who was proud of the spring breeze.

Nonsense, this is the flowers of their department, although they are not ready to pick them, they are just for an occasional look, and they are also very eye-catching, and now they are being picked arbitrarily, which is really unbearable for aunts, uncles can't bear it!

Zheng Yichen keenly felt the sour taste of old vinegar, and knew that these doctors were not happy, so he hurriedly said, "Come, let's continue to drink a few more glasses." ”

Chen Yong also raised his glass: "Yes, if you don't get drunk, you won't return, whoever drinks less is not allowed to go out today." ”

The leaders have spoken, how dare the subordinates not appreciate their faces, as long as they suppress the unhappiness in their stomachs and drink and chat with Chen Yong, it can be regarded as a happy time.

In the middle of the banquet, Xiaotong, who had been sitting aside and only whispering to Kuang Yazhi, suddenly heard the mobile phone in her purse, and after listening to two sentences, her face was a little nervous, and she said: "I'll arrive immediately!" ”

After hanging up the phone, she looked at Zheng Yichen and said, "I still have something to do, let's go first, I wish you a bright future in the acupuncture department." ”

Without waiting for Zheng Yichen to answer, she stood up and left in a hurry.

Zheng Yichen looked at her departing back, his brows were tightly locked, he had always been very concerned about what Xiaotong said yesterday, and now he saw that she was in a hurry, as if he had encountered something very important, and he felt a little uneasy.

He stood up, walked to Li Xuan's side, and patted Deng Suying, who was lying in his arms, on the shoulder: "Deng Suying, I have something to ask you." ”

Deng Suying said in a vicious voice: "I'm not interested in answering. ”

Zheng Yichen was prepared, and glanced at Li Xuan, Li Xuan understood, and said softly in Deng Suying's ear: "Don't talk to my brother in this tone, if he asks you, it's the same as when I ask you, what you know, just tell him." ”

Deng Suying said in a greasy voice: "Oba, listen to you, people just say it!" ”

Turning his head to Zheng Yichen, his tone became aggressive again: "If you have any questions, just say, don't delay the beautiful scenery of the two of us, don't you know that you are a wattage bulb?" ”

Zheng Yichen only responded, and then asked: "I invited you to dinner yesterday, what did Xiaotong mean by saying yesterday that he would never have a chance to meet again?" ”

Deng Suying said: "Don't you know? After a while, Xiaotong will resign and quit! ”

"What?!" Zheng Yichen's face changed suddenly, he was guilty and sad, and said in a trembling voice: "What should I ...... It shouldn't be because of me that she resigned, right? ”

It is reasonable for him to think so, after all, he couldn't get off the stage in front of many of her relatives and friends at Xiaotong's birthday party, and she definitely had a reason to resign and avoid herself.