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Li Jing, the general soldier of Chentangguan, had a headache, and the evil dragon came to make trouble again last night, although in the end the evil dragon was eliminated by Ding Wei, but there was a new trouble, Ding Wei was seriously injured, and it seemed that he couldn't wake up in a short time...... Of course, it is more likely that he will not be able to cheer up in this life, according to the soldier, it seems that a glowing demon path sneaked up on Ding Wei, so that Ding Wei was caught off guard, and then he was hit, but when it came to glowing, Li Jing always remembered his son's Hot Wheels in his mind inexplicably......

Speaking of his son, he didn't give himself peace of mind, his mother was pregnant for three years before giving birth to Nezha, who was fun and noisy by nature, and was born to be a troublemaker, and I don't know what Taiyi Zhenren liked about him, but he was lifeless, crying and shouting to give his son four magic weapons, namely: roller skates, hula hoops, trouser belts and toy guns.

It's not that Li Jing believes in others, there are really no immortals who do this.

Is this called taking in disciples? It's just like that!

Li Jing is very cautious, people may just want to tie around the bush with themselves, find their own affairs, this matter has not been mentioned and began to send toys, full of routines, Li Jing is in the system, this kind of thing can be seen too much.

Just when Li Jing tidied up his clothes and was about to go out to buy some gifts to see Ding Wei, the door of his bedroom was "Bang!" With a bang, he was pushed away!

Li Jing frowned, in the entire Li family, there is only his third son - Nezha, who is so uneducated!

"Daddy! Father! Look what the boy has found you! ”

Sure enough, a seven or eight-year-old child ran into Li Jing's bedroom barefoot, holding a rope-like thing in his hand, and jumped with joy.

Li Jing frowned and said, "Nezha, you are not too young, why are you still so rude?" ”

Nezha was not annoyed, he laughed and raised the rope-like thing in his hand high, and said with a smile: "Daddy forgives the sin, the child wants to give it to Daddy because he got a good baby, and he can't help it for a while, Daddy take a look, do you like it?" ”

Seeing this, Li Jing didn't want to get angry anymore, just shook his head with a smile, and took the whip: "You are only a young age, where did you get any treasure?" Isn't it your master who gave you some toys? Didn't Dad tell you to stay away from that old man...... Ay? What is it? …… Why is there still some fishy smell? ”

Nezha pretended to be unhappy and snorted: "This is a good baby that the child worked hard to get, didn't Daddy lose his trouser belt a few days ago?" Child......"

Li Jing was shocked, covered Nezha's mouth, and said angrily: "Young children's words! Where did I lose my father's belt? You...... You must not mention ...... in front of your mother."

Nezha struggled and asked suspiciously, "Why?" That day, my father came out of the Juxiang Pavilion and wore Uncle Ding's belt, and I thought that my father's belt must have been lost......"

Li Jing's old face was blue and purple for a while, and he looked at Nezha twice in a complicated mood, and said secretly: "If it weren't for your rebellious son, why would you go to the fireworks for your father's pastime?" I won't know the pipa, and until now it has been broken, and now Lao Tzu has been caught by his son, which is really wronged! ”

Nezha didn't know what Li Jing was thinking, and when he saw that Li Jing had nothing to say, he continued to say proudly: "So the child went to the coast of the East China Sea last night, grabbed the demon dragon with his own hands, and smoked her dragon tendons, first, he can eliminate harm for the people, and second, he can also do some filial piety for his father, but his father is so boring......"

Li Jing was flustered in his heart, and rebuked angrily: "You naughty boy knows nonsense, that demon dragon was clearly beheaded by your Uncle Ding, you are young, don't talk nonsense!" ”

Nezha said aggrievedly: "The father blames the child, and the child is willing to go to Uncle Ding's house to talk to Uncle Ding in person." ”

Li Jing was helpless, so he had to wave his hand: "Okay, okay, my father will believe your words, whether this matter is true or not, you just think that the demon dragon was killed by your Uncle Ding, this is a merit, you are a naughty boy, it is useless to come...... I accepted this gift, my son has a heart, and I am very comforted to my father! ”

Nezha smiled happily at this time, clapped his hands and was about to turn around and go out, but suddenly remembered one more thing, turned back to Li Jing and said: "Father, last night, when the child returned from the demon extermination, he encountered a very powerful demon Dao, and the demon Dao took the child's Hot Wheels, and I hope that my father will order, anyone who sees someone making my Hot Wheels must take down the questioning, the demon Dao spell is strong, and he is wandering outside in the middle of the night, he must not be a good person!" ”

Li Jing laughed and said, "Who will rob you of that toy?" You think it's a treasure, but others are not necessarily rare. ”

Nezha pretended to be angry and said, "Father! ”

Li Jing also had no way to take his young son, nodded, and found a coat from the hanger to put on his body: "Okay, okay, it just so happens that my father is also going to visit your Uncle Ding's house, he ...... last night Kindness? ”

Nezha was curious: "What happened last night?" ”

Li Jing thought for a moment and asked Nezha: "Nezha, your Hot Wheels came out, but the flames are soaring?" ”

Nezha said proudly: "The wind helps the fire, the child's baby is naturally generous, if there is no such vision, the child will not bother to use it." ”

Li Jing nodded: "Last night, after your Uncle Ding killed the evil dragon, he also met a person, who flew in the air, the speed was extremely fast, and his body was shrouded in firelight...... It is very likely that it is the demon path that robbed you of the Hot Wheels, your Uncle Ding used the Sun-Breaking Divine Arrow but couldn't help the demon Dao, but he was plotted by the demon Dao and was seriously injured...... Nezha, you and I will go to Dingfu, and we will talk about it. ”

Nezha nodded, but asked curiously: "Father, even Uncle Ding can't help the demonic words...... So what to do? ”

Li Jing frowned and patted Nezha's little head: "Go ask first, and be improvised!" ”

Li Jing walked out of the house with Nezha, although it was still early, it was already a little lively.

"Li Fu ...... This is it! ”

As soon as Li Jing and Nezha went out, they saw two obscene figures sneakily probing their brains at the door of their homes, although both of them looked quite upright, but they didn't look like good people.

"Huh! Someone just came out...... Still with a baby...... Kind of familiar...... Forget it, it looks like the chef of this house, waiting for Xu to explore the way. ”

Although Jia Xu said it quietly, it was still heard by Li Jing and Nezha.

Li Jing's face was a little ugly, but Nezha felt that the voice seemed to be a little familiar.

Jia Xu stepped forward to greet enthusiastically: "Brother Tai, take your son out to play?" ”

Li Jing snorted coldly, ignored him, and pulled Nezha to turn around and leave.

Jia Xu leaned sideways in front of Li Jing, and said with a smile: "Big brother, don't be busy, I'm asking about something, I see that you also look like you're on an errand in this house, can you tell me that the property here is the mansion of Li Jing, the chief soldier of Chentangguan?" ”

Li Jing snorted coldly: "So what? ”

Jia Xu clapped his hands, thanked him, walked back in two steps, and took Liu Shuxian's big hand to walk towards the house.

At this time, Li Jingke couldn't bear it anymore, stepped forward in two steps to block in front of Jia Xu, and asked with an unkind face: "What are the two of you?" Is the General Military Mansion also trying to break in? ”

Jia Xu was stunned for a moment, and suddenly seemed to understand something, patted Li Jing's shoulder, nodded and said, "I understand the rules, you wait a minute." ”

Jia Xu patted Li Jing's right palm, and the golden light flashed, and before he knew it, there was an extra money bag.

Jia Xu handed the money bag to Li Jing and said with a smile: "Big brother is hard, take it to buy some tea to eat, brother, I still have important matters, so I won't accompany me personally." ”

Li Jing's face darkened, he stretched out his hand and threw the money bag on the ground, exuding a dangerous aura all over his body, and said gloomily: "Don't pretend to be confused, trespassing on the General Military Mansion is the same crime as trespassing in the barracks, and it is reasonable for a certain family to kill the two on the spot, and I hope that the two of them will respect themselves!" ”

Jia Xu raised his eyebrows and sneered disdainfully: "The dog takes the mouse, with your appearance, you still want to pretend to be Li Jing?" Okay, even if you haven't seen Li Jing and reluctantly let your frustrated man pretend, but the child next to you dare to say that it is Nezha? It's not a boast, but I met Nezha last night, and he looks much more stupid than you bear kid......"

Before Jia Xu finished speaking, Nezha on the side suddenly realized and exclaimed, "It's your demon way!?" ”

Jia Xu frowned, and said unhappily: "Why is the demon way so ugly, I believe in public property, not a god." ”

Nezha paused for a moment: "Shovel? Is the shovel still male and female? ”

Li Jing also understood a little at this time, took two steps back vigilantly, and asked in a solemn voice: "Your Excellency, could it be the Taoist priest who injured my lieutenant last night?" ”

Nezha echoed and shouted, "And my Hot Wheels!" ”

Jia Xu scratched his head, looked at Nezha, and asked with some doubts: "I haven't seen you all night, but you have become much more handsome...... I came out to play without makeup last night! ”

Nezha snorted and turned his head angrily, and pulled the corner of Li Jing's clothes: "Father, teach him a lesson!" ”

Jia Xu raised his head again, waved his hand at Li Jing, and explained helplessly: "You calm down first, it wasn't Xu's first hand last night, your deputy general plotted against me, and didn't take me back?" ”

Li Jing said coldly: "Pretending to be a ghost in the middle of the night, we have the duty to arrest you, and besides, the city gate guards at the east gate are all gone, but you are a ghost?" ”

Jia Xu raised his head angrily and pointed at Liu Shuxian: "She did it, I want to arrest you and arrest her, don't wronged good people!" ”

Li Jing looked up at Liu Shuxian carefully, and when she saw her hair like a savage, she couldn't help but ask with some disgust: "Who is he?" ”

Jia Xu was even more proud, and his head was held higher: "My family!" ”

Li Jing was furious, the sword at his waist was unsheathed, and he said angrily: "Are you kidding someone!?" ”

Jia Xu replied a little unhappily: "At this time, you should ask me who I am...... If you don't play according to the routine, how can you pretend to be a shocking competition without fireworks? ”

Li Jing laughed angrily, and stabbed Jia Xu with a sword with the sword in his hand, but fortunately, Jia Xu was clever and had already taken precautions, and turned sideways to avoid this sword.

Jia Xu patted his chest with palpitations: "You guys are really boring to be officials, you will do it if you don't agree with each other, if it weren't for your strong martial arts, it would be another life!" ”

Li Jing sneered: "Then Li Jing has to learn well!" ”

After that, Li Jing shook his sword flower and was about to stab Jia Xu again.

The sword blade was dazzling, but Jia Xu was scared to pee, Jia Xu crawled and hid behind Liu Shuxian only poked out his head, Liu Shuxian scolded loudly: "Li Jing! Hello bold! Dare to assassinate the country!? ”

Li Jing was stunned, Nezha was also stunned, and asked his father curiously: "Father, when did my Dashang ever have a national teacher?" ”

Li Jing frowned and said: "A few days ago, I did hear that the king canonized a national teacher, but after that, there was no follow-up, and I never saw the national teacher's official uniform waist card, and then it ......was gone."

When Nezha heard this, he pulled Li Jing's sleeve and said, "Then this person must be impersonating, father don't have to pay attention to it, go and kill him!" Pretending to be a national teacher is another big crime! ”

Li Jing has been up and down in the eunuch for many years, and his knowledge is not comparable to that of a child like Nezha, precisely because of the fact that the national teacher seems to be nothing, the more likely it is that the man in front of him is genuine, where would the average liar go to fake this kind of identity that can be broken at the first poke, and there is no real power?

Li Jing asked in a deep voice, "What credentials do you have?" ”

Jia Xu laughed three times and replied as a matter of course: "No!" ”

Li Jing thought about it again and again, and then nodded: "Okay, a certain family will temporarily think that the two of them are the people of the national teacher, but they still need the two of them to explain last night's events first." ”

Jia Xu shook his head: "People who are not national teachers, Xu is the current national teacher, the kind who has a very high status in the imperial court, and a sneeze can also make people bleed." ”

Li Jing nodded: "Your shameless appearance is indeed very similar to the national teacher of Chaoge." ”