Chapter 5: Hard work
When night came, Sen Jingyu came to the gate of hell again, handed over a dozen undead spirits strung with a rope to the bull head and horse face, and then went to the Enma Temple with a stack of spirit runes still with price tags attached.
Rest assured, Miss Mori didn't want to rebel, she went to reimburse the expenses.
Dear, although she is only a temporary civil servant, she can't be allowed to work close to her assets. The rune paper consumed in order to recover the ghosts of hell must be reimbursed by her boss, otherwise according to the high consumption of one billion yen after each discount in Ejintang, how can she, a "fifteen-year-old" star, afford it!
In this regard, there is no objection to the ghost lamp, which has always been extremely harsh on people and ghosts other than himself. Anyway, Sen Jingyu wants the items in the world as compensation, and it would be good to choose valuable items from the deceased's tribute to her.
In Japanese funeral customs, it is believed that the more extravagant the offering, the more the punishment for the deceased will be reduced, or even the outright acquittal of the deceased. In a sense, it is a blatant bribery, and it is also a legal bribery.
In the past, there was only white rice and water, but now the economy is developed and the material is abundant, and the tributes are high-end in both quantity and quality. Unfortunately, most of them do not conform to the style of hell, except for food and flowers, which can be used for the gathering of the Ten Palaces, most of the rest of the items are disposed of as waste, and the waste is painful.
In particular, some brainless tyrants who have money and have nowhere to spend directly use the large-denomination banknotes of the present world as tribute. TMD dare not have a little common sense! The other world uses the dark money!!
Compared with the big sale and scrap disposal at the lowest price, it is obviously more cost-effective to give Sen Jingyu to pay off the debt, at least in exchange for the same price.
"Sen-kun has helped a lot, fortunately, you have brought the items in this world, which is just a good reference to the prices in this world." The Enma King is tall and fat, looks very big, and his face is always happy and very kind, no wonder the jailers think that his assistant ghost lamp is more like the ultimate boss of hell. "The outbreak of the global population has added a lot of work to the Ten Palaces, and the reduction of sentences in the past is no longer feasible, and after a while, a meeting of the Ten Palaces will be held to discuss the handling of offerings."
"The king has worked hard." Mori replied with a polite smile. She didn't know the sentencing standards of hell at all, it was the matter of the Ten Hall Kings and the auxiliary officials.
"Speaking of which, the spells used by Mori-kun are very different from those used by Onmyoji." The Enma King watched as the jailer tore open a talisman, and the sealed undead inside floated out. "Onmyoji's spell only serves as a seal, and a separate container must be prepared. Sen-kun's rune paper is much more convenient. ”
"The price determines the quality, this is the latest rune paper produced by Erzhentang, which is much more expensive than the old rune paper, and it is much more convenient to use. You can suck the demon resentful spirit to be sealed directly into the rune paper, which is more space-saving, and according to the price tag of the rune paper, you can judge the ferocity of the seal, which is conducive to arranging the jailer to be on guard. You can also use the whole stack of inhalation multiple targets to seal together, and it only costs 100 yen to deal with ordinary undead. ”
"Uh-oh." King Enma widened his eyes and touched his chin, looking at the new spirit talisman very curiously: "The times are advancing, this talisman is so convenient, can the jailer use it?" It will be much more convenient to receive the department, and you don't have to worry about the undead sneaking halfway. ”
"The spirit removal prop needs spiritual power to activate, and the hell ghost should be fine. But there are also flaws.,The more powerful the spirit rune is, the more spiritual power is required to activate.,And the ghost is also a yin spirit.,If you accidentally face yourself or your companions...... "Out of the oolong doesn't count.,In case the unlucky guy is on a mission alone.,It's estimated that it will become a missing ghost mouth in hell.,Don't think about it until the spirit rune is torn.。
"What you're saying is that introducing something new is risky and needs to be considered."
Ghost Lantern came back with a bag of tribute, and saw the Enma King and Sen Jingyu discussing the rune paper and spirit removal props, and suddenly his eyes were cold, and the mace smashed on the head of the Enma King at supersonic speed, and then the ghost grabbed the collar of the Enma King, and asked face-to-face: "There are so many dead people waiting to be tried outside, everyone is busy, the king, you actually have time to chat!" Hurry up and give me a job!! ”
"Yes, yes, Ghost Lantern is so scary...... Why is Sen-kun okay if he doesn't work? ”
"Because I'm still on work-related injury leave, I just happened to send the backlog of wandering souls to hell today, and by the way, I just reimbursed the cost of the spirit rune." Sen Jingyu picked up the big cloth bag and counted the tributes inside, estimating the value of the spirit runes compared to the consumption, so he waved his hand at the Enma King who was pressed by the ghost lamp: "Then, I'll go first, King, you work hard." ”
The Enma King wanted to stretch out Er Kang's hand to Sen Jingyu and beg to be taken away, but the ghost lamp stared murderously behind him, so he had to start working tremblingly.
On the other hand, Sen Jingyu is not idle, taking advantage of the holiday, her agent Ye Yuechun arranged a lot of work for her to make up for the gap in the previous period.
Most of the time, supernatural programs are just dramas, either childcare who has discussed the script early, or people with psychotic tendencies, or idlers who are simply interested in the show, and the probability of encountering the real thing is actually very low. and will help the program team, its own economic conditions are not very good, and there is not much oil and water to fish.
Even so, in addition to the family's hereditary psychic ability who has a fixed clientele, other self-employed psychic people also need to advertise and solicit customers, and show their faces on supernatural programs for publicity. Similarly, there is no shortage of parallel goods among those with spiritual abilities, after all, scammers are rampant these days, and they will receive a lot of money if they play two small tricks, how can they not love it?
"It's been a hard job, Sen-kun."
"Everybody's worked hard, too."
After the show was recorded, he returned to the lounge, Ye Yuechun handed Sen Jingyu a bottle of mineral water: "You are not in a good state today, are you worried about the results of the exam?" Relax and relax, as long as you say something, the company will take care of your education. ”
"Thank you for your concern, I don't think my grades will be unsatisfactory." Sen Jingyu put the frozen mineral water on her face, sighed comfortably, and then said, "Where did today's guest find the program team from a neuropath?" Seeing that God is obviously her own hallucination, the paranoia is not light, but it is ridiculous that those impostors with spiritual abilities still sing and play, what a big demon king, what the end of the world, and there are still people who can be cheeky to talk about things. Tsk, I know a good hospital, and I introduced the director to the psychiatric department to register for a number. ”
"She's just a fanatical Catholic......" Thinking of the chaos of today's show, Ye Yuechun couldn't help but scratch her hair. The middle-aged woman's mental condition was really not right, she said that she wanted to help her son exorcise demons, and she didn't forget to preach on the show, and immediately after being stopped, she made hysterical noise, and inexplicably put the fault on the child who was on the show with her, and also exercised violence on the spot. "Her son is so pitiful, with such a neurotic mother."
"yes, that's pathetic." Sen Jingyu narrowed her eyes and whispered, "Mother has a demon in her heart, and the atrocities will only get worse. ”
Ye Yuechun was taken aback when she heard this, and hurriedly asked, "Jing Yu, what did you just say?" Demon? ”
"I said that the mother was parasitized by the devil, and she was the one who really needed to be removed. Although she preaches praises the Lord, she has not fulfilled any of the virtues that God promotes, and the Lord who she uses to redress her sins will weep. Mori Jingyu sneered. Tomefiste's blessing, she was able to distinguish the demonic breath lightly.
"No kidding! The woman...... Wouldn't her son be dangerous if she was possessed by a demon?! "Ye Yuechun can't sit still, his maternal grandmother is a psychic medium of the Fear Mountain, and he also has a psychic bloodline and understands some spiritual abilities." Why didn't you just say it? Obviously, the Infinite Realm Master is also here, and he will definitely succeed in removing the spirit! ”
"Don't be stupid, the Infinite Realm only serves as a consultant, and it is impossible for him to do it without money! Moreover, Western magic is different from the spiritual abilities we are familiar with, and the infinite realm of time and space has not found how well it can be seen that the demons are hidden. I have talismans that work against youkai and undead, but I'm not sure I can deal with demons. Luckily, the demon had no intention of leaving the host, and as long as it wasn't stimulated, the people in the studio would be fine. ”
Except for you big-headed ghost! Even if a homicidal maniac doesn't kill someone, you run to stimulate it, and you want people from the whole studio to bury you?
"Hey, hey! What about the boy? ”
Sen Jingyu looked at the water bottle and thought about it, and replied, "I don't know." The appearance of demons in the East is as strange as the appearance of slippery ghosts in the West, I have no experience in exorcising demons, it is too dangerous to act rashly, it inhabits the heart of that middle-aged woman, and I can't run to dig out her heart and pull the demon out. "She is used to seeing all kinds of blood in hell, and she has practical experience herself, but the laws of this world do not allow it.
"Of course not! To do that is to kill deliberately! It's going to die! "Ye Yuechun was shocked, don't say such a terrible topic so naturally!
"The woman had a Bible in one hand and holy water in the other, a silver cross around her neck, and a praise to God in her mouth, and I think the church was probably a place she frequented, and it was clear that these things were not against the demons in her. The most troublesome thing is that she herself seems to be unconscious, she thinks she is a messenger of God, you dare to say that she is possessed by a demon, she dares to stone you to death, how can you get rid of the spirit if the person concerned does not cooperate? ”
Ye Yuechun knew that it was difficult for him to be a strong man, Sen Jingyu was only fifteen years old, and he was definitely young among those with spiritual abilities, and experience was directly proportional to his age, not to mention that the demon was still a foreign product, and the lack of information was even worse!
But since he knew that the boy was in danger, he asked him to do nothing and let the tragedy happen, and he really couldn't help it in his conscience.
"Why don't I let Guan Hu secretly pick up the child, seeing that woman's attitude is most likely that she doesn't treat him as a son, just run away, right?"
"To put it mildly, regardless of whether the child is safe or not, the woman's hapless neighbors are no safer than the child." Sen Jingyu doesn't want to be nosy, in her eyes, people will eventually die, and sooner or later they will meet in hell. The trouble is that demon, God knows if it will be a mess if it is left unchecked. "You don't care about this, I'll ask the experts first."
"Huh? Do you know any foreign monks? ”
Glaring at him, Sen Jingyu was silent. The priest didn't know it, but the demon knew it well.