After getting the smart monk, in front of Jia Xu, who was on the bumpy runway, he gave Jia Xu a look and said with a smile: "It's done!" National teacher, let's follow them back to the meditation monastery in Luoyang, the boat that went to sea has landed. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Jia Xu said suspiciously: "Are you sure? We just came out of Luoyang yesterday, and now we are going back, so haven't we tossed in vain in the past two days? ”

Shi Jiabao waved his hand and smiled: "How can it be tossed in vain?" National teacher, you forgot, we have been out for the past two days, but we have really offended a lot of people, haha! ”

On the side, Liu Shuxian also echoed, pointed at herself, and said, "Didn't you still find me, national teacher?" ”

Jia Xu is right to think about it, even if he only finds Liu Shuxian on this trip, he will make a lot of money, not to mention that he also broke the conspiracy of Yu Wenhua by the way?

However, Jia Xu still had doubts in his heart, and asked Shi Jiabao: "But, Jiabao, even if your group of bald and bald grandsons have a sea boat hidden at home, but there are some places in this inland river, and the sea boat can't pass at all, let's say it first, Xu is too lazy to go into the water to hold up the boat, and he has built tens of thousands of years of Taoism, not for coolies." ”

Shi Jia Chengzhu put it on his chest, patted his chest and said: "The national teacher can rest assured, the poor monk used the pseudonym Dharma to come to Middle Earth to preach, the national teacher should know, right?" ”

Jia Xu nodded and said, "I know, didn't you have to change your face and become a monk because you offended the three major hooligans, what do you say about this?" ”

Shi Jiabao smiled and said mysteriously: "From Tianzhu to Middle Earth, there are 108,000 miles, and the road is difficult and dangerous, there are many demons blocking the road, and at that time, the poor monks have not yet cultivated a golden body, and one will accidentally become a meal in their belly, so with the wit of the poor monk, how can he do this thing of sending him to death?" ”

Jia Xu suddenly clapped his hands and said, "You came by water!?" ”

Shi Jiabao nodded and smiled: "Yes, that's right!" The poor monk was the prince of Shakya, and he had the resources of the whole country to enjoy, so before the poor monk stepped down, the poor monk used his power to do this last thing - shipbuilding! ”

"When Tianzhu has the treasure tree Bodhi, Baye, Suluo, God determined that I was born under the Bodhi tree, enlightened under the Bayeux tree, and passed away under the Salo tree, it was the poor monk who poured the power of the country to cut down the three treasure trees, made a big ship to cross the sea, and preached the world with me."

"Then the poor monk came to Middle-earth, and in order to make it easier to carry, he turned the treasure tree boat into the shape of a reed and carried it with him......"

Jia Xu was surprised, nodded and said: "It turns out that the story of a reed crossing the river came from like this, Xu really thought that you had such a great ability at that time!" ”

Shi Jiabao smiled and said casually: "Actually, it should be a reed crossing the sea, but it's not bad...... Later, you also know that the poor monk lost the Dharma Boxing Book and the Treasure Tree Boat that were being compiled at that time...... It's just that I didn't expect that today, 1,300 years later, the poor monk saw someone using my boxing method again, it was really fate! ”

Jia Xu nodded, looked at the intelligent monk who was looking at him with a nervous face, and said to Shi Jiabao: "He got your boxing book, that is, it is very likely that the treasure tree boat you left behind at that time is also with him?" ”

Shi Jiabao clasped his hands together and smiled slightly: "Yes! ”

Jia Xu sighed, scratched his head helplessly, and said, "It's okay...... Anyway, with the current shipbuilding technology, it may not be safe to really want to go to sea, if you can find the treasure tree boat, it is naturally the best, if you can't find it, you can also ask the abbot of the meditation monastery to get us a river boat, we take a boat all the way to the sea, it is indeed much more convenient than walking now. ”

After saying that, Jia Xu beckoned to the golden-winged Dapeng and Li Yuanba, and shouted: "Little ones! Leave! Let's go back to Luoyang! ”

Li Yuanba and Golden-winged Dapeng looked at each other, pointed to Zhai Rang and Li Mi, who were both detained, and asked, "Then what should they do, National Teacher?" ”

Jia Xu touched his stomach with a little headache, turned his head to Liu Shuxian and asked, "Madam, how have you been with them for the past two days?" Have they neglected you? ”

Liu Shuxian shook her head and said: "It's not true, on the contrary, Li Mi's house is still delicious and delicious for me, although it is an ulterior motive, but it is indeed very thoughtful." ”

Jia Xu nodded, waved his hand, and said casually: "Let them go, since they take such good care of my yellow-faced mother-in-law, then even give them this Luokoucang......

After that, Jia Xu suddenly seemed to remember something, turned his head to Shi Jiabao and asked, "Jiabao, in history, did Li Mi break through Luokoucang?" ”

Shi Jiabao pursed his mouth and said helplessly: "The poor monk is a Tianzhu person, where can he remember the history of Middle-earth?" National teacher, you asked the wrong person! ”

Jia Xu waved his hand indifferently and said: "Then let's take it as if he has broken it, now Xu will put history back on track and return Luokoucang to him, and then Ge Tianjun and they will chirp crookedly, you have to help me speak!" ”

Shi Jiabao sweated profusely and said: "National teacher, is this too hasty......

Jia Xu didn't think about it, so he hugged Liu Shuxian and snorted: "Could it be that my wife is not worth this mere Luokou cang?" If you dare to stop it, beware that you're going to go crazy! ”

Before Jia Xu's words fell, Liu Shuxian on the side also cooperated as a bird, lying on Jia Xu's chest, looking at Jia Xu's handsome face with admiration in her eyes.

With Jia Xu's words, what else could Shi Jiabao say, so he sighed helplessly, waved his hand, and motioned to the golden-winged Dapeng and Li Yuanba to let Li Mi and Zhai Rang go.

However, the intelligent master behind Shi Jiabao blushed, as if he had something to say, but when he remembered the terrifying laser sent out by Jia Xu not long ago, he had to swallow the words in his stomach, and he thought that he was unlucky.

So, in this way, in the case of hundreds of people looking at him with burning eyes, Jia Xu was extremely shameless to teach Luokoucang to Wagang privately, although there were hundreds of people at the scene, if you look at the rivers and lakes, everyone is a good hand, but even so, in the face of Jia Xu, none of these hundreds of people dared to speak out to stop him.

Jia Xu hugged his wife, and the two younger brothers behind him took Li Mi and Zhai Rang to turn around and go back to the city gate, with an extremely domineering attitude, and they never took this group of imposing monks and soldiers in their eyes at all.

Later, Shi Jiabao hurriedly gave some psychological counseling to the intelligent monk, and also left with Jia Xu.

Jia Xu was so arrogant, which naturally aroused the anger of the monks and fairies, and a large group of people looked at the wise monk and the concubine with blank eyes, just waiting for the leaders of the two sides of the pursuit to speak, and even if they chased after Jia Xu and beat him into a pig's head.

But the intelligent monk and the concubine looked at each other speechlessly, and shook their heads tacitly.

The wise monk sighed helplessly, and said loudly: "You don't have to be impatient, the demon has agreed to return to Zen Buddhism with us, and if he is still stubborn at that time, he will have a better chance of winning on our territory...... Shi Fairy has no opinion, right? ”

Concubine Xuan shook her head, and said: "What the master said is reasonable, the ability of the demon Dao and the demon girl is indeed invincible, since it can have a better chance of winning, Concubine Xuan also agreed to take them back to Zen Buddhism first, and then make plans." ”

The two leaders were instigated, and many little minions could only obey their orders, and they were still unwilling to line up the team, and walked towards the city gate with the concubine Xuan and the intelligent monk.

Jia Xu walked fast in front, and it didn't take long for him to return to the city gate.

Jia Xu put his hands to his mouth in a trumpet shape, and shouted loudly towards the city tower: "Turtle son! Why don't you get down and see you Lao Tzu! ”

Jia Xu shouted, and immediately heard a burst of chickens and dogs jumping on the city tower, and the city defender ran down in a panic without even putting on his shoes, and pounced in front of Jia Xu, and said respectfully: "Dad is coming, my son is far away, forgive my sins, forgive my sins......

Jia Xu didn't eat sycophants this time, and pointed to the monks who were rushing towards this side behind him with an unhappy face, his nose was not his nose, and his eyes were not eyes, and he said: "Turtle son, what do you think of the city gate?" How did you let this group of bald asses in? ”

The city defender scratched his head a little embarrassed, and said weakly: "The child thinks, how can the monks be bad people, so they ......."

Jia Xu nodded and said, "Okay, I don't blame you for your mental retardation, but look at the group of women behind!" Why did you let them in too!? ”

The defender of the city will look up, only to see that the group of fairies who had just entered are now unclothed, although they have put on monk's robes, they are inevitably spring, and his nosebleed almost spurted out.

The defender of the city covered his nose and said in confusion: "They are so beautiful, they are bad people, and the children recognize ......"

Jia Xu was shocked, pressed the shoulder of the city guard, and said with a surprised face of a bosom friend at the end of the world: "It is worthy of being my son!" That's what I think too! ”

The defender of the city will be praised by Jia Xu to blush, wave his hand again and again, and say modestly: "It is all the father's leadership, and the child has to learn more from his father......"

On the side, Liu Shuxian was probably a little unhappy because she didn't have a chance to perform, and gently stabbed Jia Xu and warned: "Don't Rory, it's a lot, hurry up and get down to business!" ”

Jia Xu then remembered that he still had something to explain to his cheap son, so Jia Xu's eyes were solemn, and he said seriously: "Son, dad has something serious to tell you, listen carefully!" ”

The city defender was sincerely frightened, and hurriedly bent down and arched his hand: "Father has something to say, please speak!" ”

Jia Xu nodded and glanced at the Golden-winged Dapeng and Li Yuanba.

The two brought Zhai Rang and Li Mi to the city defenders.

Jia Xu pointed to the two people: "You know them, Zhai Rang and Li Mi, the leader and second in command of the Wagang army, now that Wagang is defeated, scattered and fled, my father is worried that the defeated army will become a rogue and harm the people around him, so now I order you to hand over your authority and take over Luokoucang to the Wagang army to take over, do you understand?" ”

Jia Xu's reason was so nonsense that he couldn't look at it directly, but the city guard took out the talisman from his arms without thinking about it, handed it to Li Mi with both hands, and nodded in response: "Father has an order, and the child will naturally obey his fate, this is the soldier talisman of the Luokou Cangcheng Guards, and I hope that Mi Gong will not dislike it!" ”

The defender of the city will dedicate this hand to the talisman, and the angry Zhai Rang's face turned blue and white for a while, and this also made Li Mi very embarrassed, although he had the heart to accept it, but he inevitably offended the big dragon head Zhai Rang, and he weighed it several times in his heart for a while, and he couldn't make up his mind.

Jia Xu coughed lightly, pointed at Zhai Rang and said: "He is the big dragon leader of Wagang, you idiot, Tou Cheng can be so sloppy." ”

When the city defender heard this, he hurriedly handed the talisman in his hand to Zhai Rang in a panic, and said nervously: "Don't blame the big dragon head, the subordinates are newly descended, I don't know the true face of the big dragon head, and I hope that the big dragon head will forgive the sins!" ”

Zhai Rang's face was as black as the bottom of the pot, but this person seemed to be Jia Xu's son, and he couldn't get angry!

If you have the heart to brush your sleeves and go, I'm afraid that Li Mi will be cheaper.

As a last resort, Zhai Rang took the talisman with an extremely ugly face, but he also tried his best to pretend to be a corporal of Lixian, patted the shoulder of the city guard, and encouraged: "It's okay, those who don't know are not guilty......"