Chapter 372: Brother-in-law, Sister-in-law
The USB flash drive was finally returned to Huang Mai safe and sound, and all that was left of Tina was a large pile of rusty iron, and the so-called immortal body became a complete joke. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info God was in the limelight in this battle, and considered himself the first hero, and now Athena was stuffing egg custard into his mouth spoonful by spoon like feeding a pig. There's no way who let him drain himself again.
"Lao Wu, help me get the water, thank you." Wu Yi helped God with half a glass of water with a dark face, "Xiaobai, don't always hammer a leg, do you want me to be a cripple?" "The two points of ghost fire in the eyes of the hundred bone spirit jumped wildly, Wu Yi was looking forward to him being able to give God a moment, but unfortunately he didn't." Xiaoyu my Mexican eggs are not good yet, I'm so hungry! Xia Yu, who was busy in the kitchen, promised: "It'll be right away!" ”
God lay down and continued to eat the egg custard, and after a few bites, he said to Wu Zhi, "I am thirsty, give me a mouthful." Then he opened his mouth and waited, Wu Ying really couldn't hold back, and put the cup on God's head, God was just about to shout, Athena tightened his neck again, and could only hiss, and the hundred bones laughed, and the two hands were pressed somewhere, and God's waist arched into a prawn.
"Come on! Mexican eggs beaten lo mein! Hey, what's wrong with God? The moment the summer rain came out, Athena covered God's head, and the Hundred Bone Spirit gracefully put down God's still twitching left foot, and Wu Yi pretended to have just finished giving him water. Oh, it's okay, he told us to eat first, he said he was sleepy and wanted to sleep for a while, leave him alone. ”
"But he just said that he wanted to eat Mexican eggs and lo mein..."Athena took the noodles from Xia Yu's hand, Wu Yi pushed Xia Yu and said: "Okay, you don't know that he is a child, think of what it is, don't worry about him, let's be busy all morning, hurry up and eat something, I'm starving!" "Alright then, I'll fry two more dishes."
Wu Yi pressed Xia Yu on the stool and said, "Okay, just eat noodles, you wait for me to serve you a bowl." While eating noodles, Wu Yi suddenly asked, "The Snow Girl is still in the basement?" Athena nodded and said, "Well, it seems that I don't plan to return people to Huang Mai, this noodle is salty." Wu Yi pouted and said: "I think it's okay, but can't you persuade her, there are a few people like that in the family, I panic just thinking about it." ”
Bai Gujing said: "It's indeed a little salty, the snow girl is a nymphomaniac, you don't know, who can punch her who doesn't recognize her six relatives?" Huang Mai persuaded at the door in the middle of the night yesterday, is it useful? Wu Yi ate another chopstick: "Could it be that I have a problem with my sense of taste?" I can't weigh my mouth that much, right? Xia Yu silently poured marinade on Wu Ill, and Wu Ill took a sip before baring his teeth and grinning: "It's indeed salty." ”
The meal was finished after a while, and then the whole family was drinking water as hard as they could, Xia Yu saw the wrong dose, and she used the brine ten times as a once. "Ahem! I think we have to attack, Snow Girl, this guy doesn't remember to eat or not, let's grab it out and let the yellow wheat be packed and taken away directly, and she said that if she wants to get it back, she can't grab the yellow wheat, right? ”
Athena poked a cow drink with mineral water and burped and said: "I still think that education is good, it can be solved from the root, you are not unused, is it useful, goo dong goo dong!" "The hundred bones have shed their skin, and they are using their fingernails to clean the pieces of salt crystals on the bones, and it says that everything that the body can't absorb must be taken out, otherwise it will be spoiled after a long time.
The heavy people discussed for a long time without any result, and finally drank water and drank enough, walking straight and swaying one by one, and those who were lying down and sitting were reluctant to move. Xia Yu was lying next to Wu Ill, her lower abdomen bulging as if it was broken, and she whispered in shame: "It's me who I'm sorry for everyone." Wu Yi comforted: "It's okay, it's okay, this time it's a mistake, let's remember it next time, it's actually quite delicious, what do you say?" ”
"Mmmm, it's good, I'm full quickly this time." "I didn't suck the noodles out of my head this time!" These two people are so comforting, Xia Yu made them cry comfortingly! Wiping tears with shame: "I'm sorry, I'm too stupid!" "No, my Xiaoyu said that he is the smartest," Xia Yu hugged Wu Ai and said aggrievedly: "But I can't even cook well!" ”
Athena finally got smart, changed the subject and said, "By the way, Xiaoyu, how did you do it that night, where did you get so many tears?" You won't hide garlic in your sleeve, right" Xia Yu said shyly: "Actually, I just think of my brother and sister, I haven't seen them for more than two years, I don't know how tall they are now, alas! ”
"Otherwise, if you take a few days off, let's go to your hometown together, let the old man take care of their home, and you can go home and feel a little more at ease." Xia Yu shook his head firmly and said: "No, I will definitely go back this year, I will pick them up in a few days and take them to have fun for a few days, your brother-in-law and sister-in-law will not be reluctant to spend money, right?" Xia Yu's big playful eyes looked at Wu Yi in a blink.
This is not a question sentence, it is a threat at all!
In an unknown place, Xia Yu has pinched a small piece of tender meat and is ready to go! Wu said hurriedly: "How come! That's my own brother and sister! How could I be reluctant to spend money, didn't I just get 100,000 yuan, let's spend it at this price! The two fingers pinching the soft flesh finally let go, and they rubbed it when it was over, it seemed to be very distressed, Xia Yu cheered: "Long live my husband!" "Hold Wu Ill, it's a mouthful.
Xia Yu's mobile phone rang suddenly, and Xia Yu pressed the answer button and said, "Hey, what!" You've arrived! Okay, I'll pick you up right away, remember not to run around, take care of your luggage, and don't eat anything given by strangers..."Xia Yu confused everyone with a series of instructions like a machine gun, and then dragged Wu Ai and ran.
"Oops! Ears have fallen off, what are you doing in such a hurry? Xia Yu took out the car keys from the bedside table, and said without replying: "My younger brothers and sisters have arrived!" Wu Yi exclaimed: "Arrived? How did this time come? It's not a Sunday either! Xia Yu didn't care about one, two, three, four, five, and one put Wu Yi into the car, and then started the car.
Wu Yi hurriedly pressed Xia Yu's hand and said, "I remember that you don't have a driver's license yet, right?" "That's right! Then you come and drive, I'm not worried about them at the train station, drive faster! Xia Yu said and climbed directly onto Wu's leg. Hurry up and drive, what are you rubbing? Wu Yi smiled bitterly: "Even if we are in a hurry, we should change our shoes, I will let you drag off one of my slippers!" ”
"What a hassle! Waiting for me to get my shoes! Xia Yu muttered and jumped out of the window directly, and Wu Ying returned to the driver's seat with a wry smile. After changing his shoes, he went to the train station to pick up people in the urging of Xia Yu.
"By the way, how old are your brothers and sisters?" Xia Yu replied absentmindedly: "One twelve, one thirteen!" "Brother Twelve patted Sister Twelve?" Xia Yu said irritably: "My brother is twelve, my sister is thirteen, drive your car, what so much nonsense!" "Ugh!" Xia Yu is very anxious now, Wu Yi doesn't plan to touch her moldy head.
Now there are no holidays or holidays, although there are not many people in the train station, but it is definitely not a few. Wu Yi parked the car and asked, "Where are your brothers and sisters?" Xia Yu said angrily: "They are also your younger brothers and sisters now!" You must not let them suffer a grievance! Wu Yi raised his hands and surrendered: "Okay, good! Where's our brother and sister? ”
Xia Yu rummaged in his bag for a long time, and finally found a plastic hairpin and handed it to Wu Ill: "This is what my sister sent me last week, you can smell it!" "The smell of last week's stuff is basically gone, what do I smell?" Xia Yu said angrily: "Hurry up and smell it, what if my sister and they meet bad people?" You brother-in-law don't know how to care about them! ”
Wu Ai can see that his wife is already a little crazy, and she cares about it, usually she will definitely not be so unreasonable, but when it comes to her younger brothers and sisters, she has no reason at all.
Fortunately, hairpins are often worn as a very personal thing, so the smell will not dissipate so quickly, Wu Yi smelled it, there was an indescribable smell on it, it was very clear and smelly, but it was faint. Xia Yu urged: "Can you do it, if you can't do it, I'll call the police directly!" Wu Yi angrily knocked off Xia Yu's hand and said, "Follow me!" ”
Luckily, I walked more than ten meters, and saw a pair of golden boys and girls in front of a pillar, although they were worn a little shabby, but they were very clean, and the sister and brother squatted together, and there was a tattered bag next to the sister. Xia Yu ran over and hugged the two confused children and began to cry, it is estimated that no one has recognized it as his sister.
"Erya, Ergou! My sister wants to kill you! Even though some of them couldn't recognize their faces, their voices were difficult to change, and when they heard this familiar call, the eyes of the two sisters and brothers suddenly turned red. Seeing that there were more and more onlookers, Wu Yi patted Xia Yu and said, "Let's go home first, if there is something to do, we will go home." Xia Yu wiped his tears and said: "Yes, go home first, this is your brother-in-law, this is my sister Erya, this is my brother Ergou,"
Xia Yu's sister suddenly blushed, and said to Xia Yu: "Sister, how many times have I told you, my name is Xia Xue now, why do you still call me Erya!" The younger brother also said next to him, "That's it!" I'm called Summer now, not Ergou! Xia Yu slapped the two of them on the head lovingly, and said angrily: "What's wrong with the scream!" The two of them suddenly wilted, it seems that this eldest sister Xia Yu is very authoritative!
Wu Yi said: "My name is Wu Ill, I am your brother-in-law, you can call me brother-in-law, you can also call me brother." Xia Yu led one in one hand and completely ignored Wu Ill, and Wu Ill could only consciously carry his luggage.
"Is grandma okay?" "It's fine, but I always have a cough." "Where's Grandpa?" "Sometimes when I go into the mountains to hunt, the smell of smoke on my body is smoking!" (To be continued.) )