35 Door
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The following is an excerpt from the author's essay "The Dragon Lady"
Qingtianli was chased by Yu Feng, the prince of the East China Sea, and he didn't dare to go back to his own Nangong, and this immortal monarch was really embarrassed, so he had to run to Chang'e Palace at night to ask for accommodation.
Thinking of not seeing Wu Gang for a long time, Benjun was quite nostalgic, I don't know how many cinnamon branches he cut during this period. It is said that Fairy Chang'e is also a strange beauty, and when she learned that Wu Gang admired herself, she actually had this problem: when Wu Gang cut down the cinnamon branches, and when was the good day for wine.
The immortals know that the cinnamon branches on the Moon Palace are made of phoenix tears, and they can't be cut and burned.
This request was undoubtedly a disguised refusal, but Wu Gang didn't know it, so he really picked up an axe and chopped it day and night.
Alas, the word love really makes people's IQ worrying, so they become willing.
"Welcome to Jade Immortal Monarch."
As soon as he stepped into the Moon Palace, a white maid knelt on the ground, and Benjun waved at the Jade Rabbit Immortal Envoys, signaling that they should not be too polite. Originally, I was going to climb over the wall in the courtyard, but recently, because of Erlang God and Marshal Tianpeng, Fairy Chang'e was caught in crimson rumors, and how dare Benjun sneak up on the wall.
Skillfully walked to the side hall of the Moon Palace, and as expected, Wu Gang was swinging an axe at Guizhi in the courtyard, sweating like rain, and his square face was as resolute as ever.
I don't know if he has heard the recent discussion about the fairy Chang'e in the fairy world, thinking that the beauty of the fairy Chang'e has not yet been spread, this Fang Yue Palace, quiet and elegant, as long as the mood is not happy, he always likes to sit here.
If Wu Gang's matter of cutting cinnamon branches had not become the laughing stock of the fairy world, there would not be the Moon Palace full of peach blossoms today. Behind every famous woman, there must be an infatuated man who can be fulfilled by sacrifice.
I don't know if it's because he has a lot of emotions tonight, Ben Jun didn't want to disturb Wu Gang cutting down trees, and before he found out that Ben Jun had come, he casually went to find a sturdy tree nearby and slept on it.
When I was half-asleep and half-awake, I heard two girls talking, and when I opened my eyes, I heard an exclamation again, maybe I saw my floating clothes.
"Meet Yuxianjun, Xiaoxian really doesn't know that Yuxianjun is here......" The two little girls in green clothes saw me fall to the ground, and Yingying bowed.
"The night is heavy, what are the two sisters doing here?" As he spoke, he smiled in a friendly manner.
This smile directly made the two little girls blush, and told Benjun in unison that they were the maids of the Qingwan Immortal of Chaoyang Palace, and they were ordered to take the laurel branch.
The cinnamon branch of the Moon Palace is a treasure in the world, but it is just a pile of dry firewood in the fairy world, but fortunately, it is resistant to burning. The Qingwan Shangxian of the Chaoyang Palace heard that he had only come back from the experience, and he must still have the habit of being in the world, and he kindly reminded the two little girls and said: "The barbecue still has to be accompanied by good wine, although the queen mother's Qiong Yao is good, but it is easy to get intoxicated, and it is not suitable for drinking freely, and the best choice is naturally the peach blossom dew in the peach forest in the west." ”
Without waiting for the two little girls to react, Ben Jun stretched his waist and chose a remote place to continue to sleep.
When he opened his eyes again, Benjun was awakened by the sound of gongs and drums that shook the sky.
Wu Gang rarely put down the axe, rushed to find it, and shouted: "Brother Lian, you are really in the Moon Palace, you go quickly, Yu Feng has chased here!" ”
Benjun didn't control his emotions and planted the ground directly from the treetops.
How can I still allow this gentleman to go, the moon palace that has always been quiet is noisy today, and it is surrounded by good fairy friends early, Yu Feng is shouting outside the hall, telling me to obediently get on the sedan chair and be his male pet, oh, no, it's a male wife.
It's a pity, Benjun has lived for 30,000 years, and he never knew that he still had a broken sleeve, how could he marry him!
I want to blame it for being playful for a thousand years ago, and I was a prodigal son who was a traitor who teased the people's girls in the mortal world, and was happened to be bumped into by Yu Feng, who was chivalrous and righteous in the mortal world, and I just wanted to teach me a good lesson for Tianxingdao.
So between me and him, you chase me and run the game for nearly a hundred years.
Later, Benjun was really tired, and borrowed the Tianshui mirror for him to check the truth of the incident, the folk girl always liked to hook up with Xiucai who was rushing to take the exam in other places to cheat people out of money, Benjun just wanted to punish her with a plan, but unexpectedly killed a hero Yu Feng.
Knowing that he was at a loss, Yu Feng made an apology, Benjun has always been generous and doesn't care, but for some reason he became a brother with him in a daze. Not long after the fight, I realized that he didn't love beauties, and he was good at beautiful men, which made Benjun sad for a while, such a handsome man with a good future, I don't know how many girls hurt my heart, so I don't mention it, but he just behaved more and more inappropriately to Benjun, and Benjun had to find an excuse to avoid him.
Avoid, avoid, he simply came to the door......
At the moment, I can't even stay in the Moon Palace.
"Honglian, did you fall in love with Wu Gang, so you rejected His Highness three or four times, I didn't think you were so good......"
As soon as Yu Feng's words came out, he almost provoked Benjun to fall down from mid-air again, but he landed safely and faced everyone who stretched his neck to watch the lively fairy friends.
"Ahem, Yu Feng," I looked at Wu Gang behind me who wanted to open his mouth to defend himself, and saw that he was so excited that the green tendons on his arms swelled, and said, "I don't like macho men." ”
A hint of ecstasy rose in Yu Feng's eyes, "Then you definitely like my ......"
"That's not it, you look like the best-looking man I've ever seen," this is true, Yu Feng always likes to wear a red dress, and the scorching elegance is difficult for even women to achieve, "Benjun doesn't like you, there are other reasons......"
The sound of the neck rubbing against the collar of the garment, the gossip hearts of the immortals are too heavy, and if they stretch it out again, the neck should be broken.
"Why, exactly?" Yu Feng asked everyone's bottom of their hearts.
Benjun pretended to cough twice, and spoke slowly, in order to show a resolute attitude, "Benjun is unwilling to break his sleeves." ”
The immortal clouds were thick, lingering in front of the Moon Palace, Yu Feng took a few steps back, and the look of disbelief on Jun's face was a little blurry, "Red Lotus, you don't like His Highness, why do you treat His Highness in every possible way......"
Is Ben-kun good to him? It doesn't seem to be anything special, before Benjun can comfort him a few words, Yu Feng's red-clothed entourage, along with the entourage who came to play gongs and drums, completely disappeared.
As soon as the curtain came down on this matter, within half a day, the fairy world began to spread that Benjun had a shocking appearance, and both men and women were intoxicated when they saw it.
What did Ben Jun say, behind every famous woman, there must be an infatuated man who can be sacrificed to be fulfilled.
Yu Feng can be counted as the fulfillment of the legend of Benjun?
That's right, Benjun doesn't accept Yu Feng, the biggest reason is that I am a dragon girl of the South China Sea, not a dragon!
Broadly speaking, it is explained in four words - women disguise themselves as men.
Dressing up as a man is a technical job, and the masculinity is too much, which is contrary to the slender body, and the femininity is too strong, and it is easy to see the clues over time.
But for Benjun, who has been doing this since he was born, the difficulty is really zero, and he is the best at wandering between yin and yang, and he gives people a delicate and handsome impression, and this strength is due to his father's gift.
It is said that when Benjun was born, the sky sent good fortunes, the red glow spread thousands of miles in the sky, and a hundred birds congratulated the lotus, and the whole fairy world was alarmed.
At that time, Benjun's father was more than 200,000 years old, but he has not had children, Benjun was just born, he was guarding outside the door and was first hooked by the strange scene, and when he came back to his senses, the Jade Emperor drove in front of him, and the surrounding was full of famous and prominent immortals from all sides.
So, the father who has been guarding the South China Sea and has not seen anything in the world was completely confused, and when the Jade Emperor asked if it was a boy or a girl, Benjun's father twitched his brain and replied: "The minister is an old man!" ”
In a word, the bitter history is exhausted, and all the immortals sigh three thousand.
And Benjun's mother was immersed in the excitement of the daughter, and did not notice the direction of the chat outside the house, and the maids were even more panicked because of the sudden arrival of the VIP, and they had already forgotten about the gender issue of Benjun.
When my father knew that Benjun was a dragon girl, everyone in the fairy world learned that the Dragon King of the South China Sea was happy to have a son named Red Lotus, and was given the honorific title of "Jade Immortal Jun" by the Jade Emperor.
I want to explain to the immortals, Benjun's father really can't speak, and he can't slap the Jade Emperor in the face, so he can only wait for a suitable opportunity to reveal the truth to the outside world, and Benjun's 30,000-year disguise career begins.
Fortunately, the honorific title given by the Jade Emperor is very useful, most places in the fairy world are unimpeded, the only drawback is that the honorific position is a bit high, and the general little fairy can't help but worship when he sees it, and it is very troublesome.
Returning to his home from Chang'e's Moon Palace, I learned what Yu Feng did today, before I entered the house, I was stopped by my mother on the road, and asked the maid behind me to retreat, my mother took my hand and said bitterly: "Since the prince of the East China Sea likes you, why don't you make a mistake, anyway, you two dragons and one phoenix, it is also suitable." ”
As soon as he heard this, Ben Jun hurriedly moved his gaze back from the peony flowers on the side of the road: "Mother, Yu Feng likes men, does he still like me if he knows that I am a daughter, haven't you been close to your father recently, why did you get confused?" ”
Anyway, Benjun was very tired, yawned and went to the room, anyway, she had to think about it for a long time to understand.
As a result, my mother made progress, and before I could wait for half a day, Benjun was pulled up by my mother again, and when she saw her, she said worriedly: "Lian'er, my mother knows what you said before, but now the Dragon King of the East China Sea has gone to the Jade Emperor to propose marriage to Yu Feng." ”
I once heard that the Dragon King of the East China Sea especially favored his second son Yu Feng, not only as the crown prince, but also turned a blind eye to Yu Feng's broken sleeves, and now he even went to propose marriage in person? ! Don't even care about your face?
"Oh my God, how is this good...... O son of my wretchedness! What a jealous face! Why is fate so unfair! ”
Ben Jun's very complicated mood was completely messy in the sudden cry of his mother, and his emotions brewed left and right, and then Ben Jun cleared his throat and said: "Mother, let's go and see the situation first, the Jade Emperor knows that I am my father's only incense, how can I be willing to let me break my sleeves, let's go, the Jade Emperor is afraid that it is very hard now." ”
As soon as the mother heard the reason, she wiped her tears with her sleeves, tidied up her hair bun at will, and rushed to the main hall of the Jade Emperor with this gentleman.