Chapter 48 The Strange Men and Women of the Civil Affairs Bureau
Zhou Tian stood up and said, "Eldest sister, I really have nothing wrong with me, I don't believe I'll turn a few heels for you." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biqugeγ infoβ
The female doctor glared at Zhou Tian, like a black and astringent big sister, and said, "You have to do it, you have to do it, you can do it if you don't do it, hurry up, take off your pants, and then climb on it, ok."
Zhou Tian sighed in his heart, and reluctantly lay on the bed, this bed is very weird, when people climb on it, their faces are empty, and they can see the bottom of the bed.
The female doctor came over, fixed Zhou Tian's body on the bed, and then turned the bed upside down, exposing Zhou Tian's face and a certain organ of his body, and then shouted outside the door: "Xiaodi, you call all the interns, we will simulate teaching on the spot." β
When Zhou Tian heard this, he was stunned, what?
On-site simulation teaching, isn't this to let people visit him?
immediately wanted to struggle to leave, but the tie was too tight, and he couldn't struggle, so he said to the female doctor: "Sister, I refuse." β
The female doctor looked at Zhou Tian, "Young man, this is a very sacred thing, please don't defile it with your dirty thoughts, besides, it is a great thing to be able to dedicate yourself to medicine, it is a noble ......." β
The female doctor said a lot of big truths, so that Zhou Tian really had no choice, and begged: "Sister, I admit it, but please do something, can you cover my face." β
"A big man, it's so shy, okay." The female doctor found a blank piece of paper from the side, buckled two eyes on it, and covered Zhou Tian's face.
The intern doctor pushed the door in, and although Zhou Tian's eyes couldn't see, his ears could hear it, and he heard a group of chirping female voices.
Get!
It's a shame today!
But fortunately, he still had a blank sheet of paper on his face, and those interns couldn't see his face, just when Zhou Tian thought he was safe, the unlucky kid picked up the paper on his face with his hand.
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How could this be, Zhou Tian really wanted to scold his mother!
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In the Civil Affairs Bureau, Zhou Tian Ding Tingting handed over their ID cards, household registration books, and marriage inspection certificates to the staff responsible for registering marriages.
The staff looked at the two of them, smiled, and congratulated: "Congratulations to the two newlyweds, who can get married today, by the way, the bride is so beautiful today, and the groom is really blessed." β
Because Zhou Tian had his back to the staff, when he turned around in a swivel chair, the staff looked at him and gritted his teeth and said something against his will: "The groom is also very handsome." β
"Both, your name is Ding Tingting."
"Hmm." Ding Tingting smiled and snorted.
"Your name is Zhou Tian."
Zhou Tian did not speak, but nodded.
"Both, marriage is a very sacred thing, I hope you have all thought it through, how long have you known each other."
"Less than a month." This is Ding Tingting's answer.
Zhou Tian's answer was even more absolute, "Strictly speaking, it's only been a week, and the two of us met in a bar for a one-night stand." β
The staff was stupid, and the other young people sitting next to them were also stupid, what is the situation? It was a very happy thing to get married, why did this man pull a face, and deliberately spoke like this, showing that he was unwilling.
The staff gasped and exclaimed: "After knowing each other for such a short time, two people dare to get married without knowing each other?" β
Ding Tingting glared at Zhou Tian and said, "I'm very kind, solve practical difficulties." β
The staff of the Civil Affairs Bureau pushed Zhou Tian's documents in front of them and educated: "Don't be angry with the two of you, this is the Civil Affairs Bureau, not the vegetable market where you buy vegetables, go back quickly, if you want to get married, please think about it carefully before coming." β
Zhou Tian suspected that the super cheat was suddenly black because of the slap with Ding Tingting, so he thought about whether he was slapping with Ding Tingting, and the super cheat could be used again.
Ding Tingting was thinking about Sunday's money.
Therefore, when the staff of the Civil Affairs Bureau asked them to think carefully about coming back, the two replied in unison: "I have thought about it, and I will get married today." β
When they were done, the two men each took out ten dollars from their pockets and placed them on the table in front of them.
At this time, there were countless voices of people whispering nearby.
"No, it's all like this, why are the two still married."
"Haven't you heard? The two of them had a one-night stand in a bar, and maybe the woman was pregnant, forcing the man to get married. β
"Possibly."
"But that woman is so beautiful, this man is really lucky, and he married such a beautiful woman as his wife." The man said in a tone of envy, jealousy, and hatred.
"What? Envy? Or do you hate me? The woman said a little unhappily.
"No, daughter-in-law, how did I notice that the man is a little familiar."
Seeing them take out the money, the staff of the Civil Affairs Bureau put the pen in their hands on the table and persuaded the two of them: "Both, marriage is a big deal, it's not a joke, have you thought about it?" β
As a result, she was half angry with Zhou Tian Ding Tingting, and the two replied in unison again: "We are just joking." β
The staff was helpless and said to the two of them, "You guys go over there and take pictures." β
The marriage certificate should have the heads of the two of them, which was nothing, but in addition to the fork when taking pictures, the bearded photographer found that the two of them were expressionless, and they were still a little far away, so he reminded: "Two, two, please get a little closer, the groom puts his hand on the bride's shoulder, and his head is closer." β
The two of them refused in unison: "No, there can't be any physical contact." β
The corner of the photographer's mouth was crooked, and he said, "This is a wedding photo, so naturally you have to get closer." β
Zhou Tian replied directly: "No, in case of divorce that day, the photos are so close that you can't cut them if you want to." β
Ding Tingting said-for-tat: "That's it, I spent the money anyway, in case I get divorced in the future, when I cut the photo, I suddenly have an extra arm in the middle, what's the matter." β
The photographer was puzzled: "Are you two filming marriage?" How can it be like an enemy. β
The two said in unison, "That's right." β
"You two, are you sure you shoot like this?" The photographer is also an old man who has been working for more than ten years, and it seems that it is the first time he has met such a strange customer, and he has been thinking about divorce in the future from the beginning.
"Sure."
"Come on, then I'll shoot it, but let me state in advance, if the shooting is not good, please don't be surprised."
"It's okay, that's because he's ugly and has nothing to do with you." Ding Tingting continued the topic of the photographer and hurriedly replied.
Zhou Tian glanced at her and said, "Yes, yes, yes, I am ugly, but I am so ugly, you are still chasing after you to get married." β
"Who makes me feel good."
As soon as they didn't pay attention, the two of them fought again, no one let anyone, and the photographer who was in a hurry apologized again and again, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's me who has a lot of things, and now I'm starting to shoot, pay attention, one, two, three." β
After receiving the marriage certificate, the two came out of the Civil Affairs Bureau, and Zhou Tian looked at Ding Tingting and said, "The surname is Ding, can the video in your mobile phone be destroyed?" β
Ding Tingting glanced at him and corrected: "Dear husband, from now on, you should call me wife or dear wife, as for the video you said, it was destroyed last night, because I haven't been cheap enough for the whole world to see." (To be continued.) )