True Heavenly Falcon replaces his sister to participate in the dance competition,It takes a lot of preparation and practice before this,"Pure Land of Bliss" is a dance music that has been bloodied in major forums and video networks,The characteristics of this dance music are very charming,Including the expression is very sultry,And the butterfly steps and Oiran steps in the choreography are very distinctive,Very ornamental,The song itself is the same as a thousand cherry blossoms,The style of combining wind and electronic music,Strong oriental style,It's because of the excellent quality that it will be so popular。 Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

In order to buy time for the real Tenfalcon, the four-member 'Idol Heavenly Troupe' of Youxin has become three, and it is almost their turn to play.

Even if it is a team competition, a group will not be on the stage for more than 10 minutes, the song is about 5 minutes, and it only takes a few minutes for the judges to score, so how can you delay the time? This is a question worth pondering.

Standing in the audience, the three of Youxin racked their brains to think about the secret.

"Why don't you go up and play a set of military physical boxing?" Stone asked tentatively.

The monkey immediately questioned: "Are you mentally retarded?" Others came to see the dance, and you forcibly played a set of military boxing, not afraid of being sprayed to death by the audience? reminds me of a previous news that a college student encountered a robber, and all 16 sets of military physical punches were hit, and he was slashed 32 times. ”

The stone scratched his head and said, "Huh? Don't you think this college student is amazing? After cutting 32 knives, you can also complete 16 sets of military boxing, which shows that this military body boxing is still useful, if you don't practice military body boxing, can you take 32 knives? ”

"This...."The monkey opened his mouth, feeling that his IQ had fed the dog, as if there was nothing wrong.

Compared to the unreliable brain holes of monkeys and stones, Youxin is really pondering there, how can you delay time? Take *** to blow up the pit? Disperse the audience with a stench? Or throw a can of herring into the crowd? That taste.... It's comparable to a biological weapon, and it stinks worse than poop!

The entry from the encyclopedia reads: Canned herring is a traditional Swedish food, and processed herring is canned and allowed to ferment naturally. The most important feature of fermented herring is its ubiquitous and hard-to-dissipate stench. People who have never eaten pickled herring often hide their noses because of its pungent stench, and it is said that the Swedish government has also banned canned herring in residential areas. This type of can is also not allowed on international flights, as changes in air pressure can lead to the possibility of can rupture with serious consequences. The world's stinkiest place. The smell is 300 times that of natto.

300 times? This is the worst time that natto has been hacked.

Youxin thought about it, and still felt that throwing canned herring was inhumane, and this thing needed to be booked, and it was really thrown out, and this dance competition didn't need to be held, so I vomited collectively, and maybe I could apply for the Guinness record of the number of vomiters at the same time, this thing can smell the stench without opening the lid, and some people vomit while opening it, and the picture is too beautiful to see.

"There it is!" Youxin suddenly had a flash of inspiration and said to the monkey: "Monkey, when you come to the stage, you will jump as hard as you can, how fierce and intense the dance is." ”

"Why is that?" The monkey was puzzled.

"There's no time to explain, just do it."

"Oh...."

At this time, the last group also happened to finish dancing, the audience was sparsely applauding, the host stood in the center of the stage, his face was embarrassed, and he still said loudly: "Thank you for the honey and honey that the dance girl group brought us, please ask the judges to score." ”

"Spicy eyes, 1 point." Priscilla didn't hesitate to give the lowest score, out of 10.

"Next time, 3 points." Parker was already polite.

"3 points...."Lihua also gave a guaranteed score.

"I think the kids are all dancing well, right? Very hard, 7 points. "Alice Phil is really broad-minded, can this score 7 points? It's an angel! Like Emilia, she is full of tolerance.

It was Jin Shan's turn, and he silently pulled out his obedient sword EA and shouted: "Open the world, EnumaElish!" ”

"Stop, King Heroes! Do you want to ruin this ceremony!? There's a lot of food to eat! People who waste food are the most shameful! Artoria flashed her weapon.

"Is it Saber?" Jin Shanshan glanced at her with red pupils, and immediately took EA back: "This time I will give you face." ”

Parker shrugged his shoulders and said, "Oops, I almost wanted to call Tencent." ”

(EA is also an abbreviation for a gaming company)

Jin Shanshan wants to use the obedient sword to destroy the world, but you can imagine how low his evaluation of the dancing goddess is, if he can score zero, it will definitely be zero, I am afraid that he is thinking in his heart: "Miscellaneous cultivation, you dare to dance such a spicy dance to defile the eyes of this king!" ”

Therefore, the score of the dancing goddess is 1+3+3+7+1=15.

The host is well-trained, and in order to dispel the fear that the dancing goddess will bring to people, he quickly said: "Next is brought by the Uesugi Yushin trio, "God's Drift". ”

Youxin several people lined up in a straight line and appeared in the audience's sight.

The people in the audience immediately said with disgust and disappointment: "Why are there only three people? I want to see the real genius senior. ”

"That's right, I'm here to see it for the sake of Senior Zhentian."

"Without the true heaven senior, I'm going to die_(:зゝ∠)_."

The host explained the reason in a timely manner: "Zhentian has something to do temporarily, so he will participate in the individual competition instead." ”

"Individual? Oh, that's pretty much it. ”

"I thought that Senior Zhentian didn't participate, and the baby was scared to death." A girl patted her chest.,More than half of the people in the school are fans of the drama circle played by the real falcon.,Because the performance is so good.,And the appearance is high.,So the real falcon is now the idol of the school park.,This... It's a world of faces.

The music prelude sounded, and the three Yushin standing on the stage were all in their positions, they had rehearsed many times, and the dance was no problem.

"Monkey, remember my words?" Youxin didn't forget to tell the monkey before jumping.

"Got it."

"It's up to you to succeed or fail."

"Huh? Am I so important? The monkey blinked, and a sense of pride and satisfaction arose that he was so expected.

"yes, so jump hard, jump hard." Yushin didn't know what he was planning, and jumping hard didn't seem to delay time.

"Good! Leave it to me! ”

The dance began, the three of them danced to the rhythm of the music, at first they danced decently, and as the song played to a cheerful part, the monkey danced more and more, the movements were out of shape, jumping up and down, as if it was a DJ in a nightclub, shaking his head and twisting his waist, swaying left and right, if I were a DJ, would you love me? Will you love me!?

"Gross!" The monkey had a nausea churning in his stomach, and he bent down and vomited on the spot, he had just eaten a lot of things, and now he was exercising vigorously, and after a few tosses, he vomited it all!

"Wow!" There was an uproar in the audience, this is a live broadcast accident! Someone jumped and threw up? It's a once-in-a-century news.

The stone patted the monkey on the back and said, "Look, I'll tell you, don't eat so much before the game." ”

The monkey, who still had a 'mosaic' unknown liquid hanging from the corner of his mouth, now had no strength to fight with the stones, his stomach was uncomfortable, the food in his stomach was pouring out, through the esophagus and throat, and he kept vomiting, and the original red carpet was immediately contaminated by a pile of filthy vomit.

"Stop, stop! Broadcast accident! The game is suspended! The host shouted again and again to stop.

A staff member in charge of student health and safety came to the stage to help the monkey down, and the sanitation cleaner hurried to save the scene.

The monkey glared at Yushin resentfully: "This is the so-called secret strategy!?" ”

"That's right." Yushin frankly admitted, and his belly darkened.

"..... "What else can the monkey say?"

Although this trick is a bit of a suspicion of selling teammates, but it does play a role in delaying time, the cleaning and sanitation on the stage is not so quickly done, Parker had to announce a 15-minute halftime break, considering that there are still a few combinations behind the game that have not played, even if the team competition is over, there is still an individual competition, and when it is the turn of the real Falcon to play, there is more than enough time.

Now it's up to the True Heavenly Falcon to be able to practice the Pure Land of Bliss in a short period of time.

Intermission time.

A lot of people play with mobile phones or mobile phones,When the head is bowed,Parker instructed the security personnel,Pay attention to the security of the perimeter,Avoid criminals,Take advantage of the school festival to sneak in,Cause irreparable losses。

The captain of the SWAT team was very distracted, listened to the principal's words, and led the team members to start patrolling at halftime of the game.

Then he saw an adult man from outside, dodging and suspicious, so he stepped forward and asked, "You, where are you?" ”

The man hugged his backpack and said hesitantly: "Coming from outside, come to see the dance competition, a few police officers, is there anything wrong?" ”

"I suspect you're a terrorist, we're going to check your backpack."

"Terrorists? How could I be a terrorist? The man sneered, but did not hide it, and generously handed over the backpack.

The five-bar SWAT captain opened the backpack and saw that it was a Xiaomi mobile phone, as well as note7 and a power bank, as well as other bits and pieces, which looked normal at first glance, and did not blatantly carry a time bomb in.

"Huh." The captain of the SWAT team smiled, then his face sank, and he shouted: "You also said that you are not a terrorist, arrest him for me!" ”

"What!?" The man was shocked, he had already done it seamlessly, how could he still be recognized?

Several SWAT officers around him stepped forward together and used their grippers to subdue the dangerous person who had infiltrated the campus.

One of the team members didn't understand and asked, "Captain, how can you be sure that he is a terrorist?" ”

The captain told the story and patiently explained to the team members: "There is a mystery hidden here, the electronic products in his backpack are actually time bombs. ”

"Huh? How can mobile phones and power banks be time bombs? "The players are even more confused.

"You don't understand that, do you? As long as he bundles the three together, casually put them in a place where there are many people, Xiaomi will continue to heat, and the heat generated will be transmitted to the note7, it will spontaneously combust when it encounters heat, and there will be a chain explosion with the power bank, which can cause a terrible disaster. ”

"Damn, captain, you're both black! One black and two black, fortunately I use an iPhone. (To be continued.) )