"Old Wei, you shouldn't be poisoned, right?"

Liu Zhijing looked at the big flask in Wei Wuji's hand and couldn't help but ask. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"The poison is too expensive, I can't afford it."

Wei Wuji sat down in his chair and smiled.

Jing Hao was flying, but he said in his mouth: "A pack of rat poison is a dollar!" ”

"Don't worry, I'm ****!"

Wei Wuji had no choice but to seduce.

“****？”

As soon as Zhao Cheng heard these two words, he picked up the water cup and smiled obscenely: "Brother likes it!" ”

He took a small sip.

When the pear juice was entered, he shuddered and was stunned for five seconds.

Liu Zhijing just finished stroke, turned his head to look at Zhao Cheng, and said with a smile: "Old Zhao, could it be urine?" ”

But Zhao Cheng drank the pear juice from the toast in one gulp, got up suddenly, rushed over, grabbed the flask on Wei Wuji's table, and poured it into his throat with his mouth to the mouth of the bottle.

"Damn, shouldn't it be a spring ......?"

Liu Zhijing saw that Lao Zhao was so crazy, and he couldn't help but taste it.

This taste......

Liu Zhijing quickly came back to his senses, drank it dry, and saw that Zhao Cheng had almost finished drinking the pear juice in the flask, and suddenly he found that Jing Hao's cup was full, so he quickly grabbed it and drank it.

"Damn, what's the situation!"

Jing Hao was taken aback by Liu Zhijing's madness.

"Lao Jing, don't hide it, drinking my pear juice can make you transform into seven times a night!"

Wei Wuji laughed.

"Rub, is there such a cow?"

Jing Hao picked up his cup excitedly, stood upside down, and it took a long time to seep a drop, and when he licked it with the tip of his tongue, he was also stunned.

Seeing that Lao Jing was about to hit the wall, Zhao Cheng and Liu Zhijing laughed loudly.

"Brother Wei, where did you get this?"

Jing Hao came over and grabbed Wei Wuji's hand, and said pitifully, "Can you get me some more?" ”

"yes, yes, I still want to drink it!"

Zhao Cheng immediately seconded.

"Die to you!"

Liu Zhijing kicked directly on Zhao Cheng's buttocks.

"If you want to drink it, you can buy it yourself in the future, hahaha!"

Seeing Santao's reaction like this, Wei Wuji laughed and got up to leave.

"Spend money on it?"

The three peaches looked at each other.

"That's right."

When Wei Wuji opened the door, he turned back and said, "When I said seven times a night, I mean seven times to urinate at night." ”

"Hold the sun!"

Hearing Wei Wuji say this, Zhao Cheng only felt full of urine, and hurriedly rushed into the toilet.

Wei Wuji shook his head, closed the door and left, secretly thinking that he had to add something to the drink, not only to make people want to drink it, but also to make it so that drinking too much would not hurt his body, and he would not instantly fill his bladder with urine.

It's undoubtedly hard, but it's worth the challenge.

went downstairs to the girls' dormitory and called Niu Tingting out.

Before she went downstairs, a bottle of pear juice was extracted from the treasure chest.

This is the real finished product, and the juice that is given to the three peaches is actually squeezed with pomace.

It was the test boys just now, and now it's the girls' turn.

When it comes to choosing drinks, girls are pickier than boys.

"Wuji, listen to Yue'er, you want to rape a minor?"

Niu Tingting had just come out of the dormitory building and asked loudly.

No way!

As soon as these words came out, the little couples downstairs in the dormitory separated one after another, and looked at Niu Tingting in surprise, wondering who Niu Tingting was talking to.

Wei Wuji turned around and left, pretending to be a passerby.

"Is it true?"

Niu Tingting hurried to catch up.

"Shit underage, twenty-two years old, okay?"

Wei Wuji reluctantly defended and said, "I've seen her ID card, it's a kawaii-looking person, but it's definitely not a minor. ”

"Well, you didn't deny the rape."

Niu Tingting was thoughtful, frowned, and said, "Is the rape real?" ”

I'll rely on it again!

Wei Wuji didn't bother to explain, stuffed the pear juice into her, and said, "This is for you!" ”

"It's already unscrewed."

Niu Tingting twisted the cap of the bottle, turned her head and asked, "There must be something dirty in this water, you want to plot against me, right?" ”

"Anyway, you're mine sooner or later, go to bed early and rest assured!"

Wei Wuji said as he reached out and put his arm around her shoulder.

Niu Tingting took advantage of the situation to reward an elbow, and Wei Wuji bent down.

In fact, for Wei Wuji, this elbow was weak and weak, and it was as gentle as stroking.

But Niu Tingting felt that her elbow was too hard, and when she saw Wei Wuji's face full of pain, she said urgently: "Wuji, how are you?" I...... Not intentionally. ”

"That's what I squeezed for you...... Pear juice. ”

Wei Wuji said weakly.

"I'll drink, I'll drink!"

Niu Tingting unscrewed the cap of the bottle and took a big sip.

"How does it feel?"

Wei Wuji's face full of anticipation almost touched Niu Tingting's face.

Burst!

The pear juice that had not yet been swallowed was sprayed all over Wei Wuji's face.

"I'm going to die, I'm scared to death!"

Niu Tingting snorted, stroking her chest and gasping violently.

"Why don't I touch it for you?"

Wei Wuji looked at the position of her hand and asked in a daze, dripping water on his chin, and he didn't know if it was pear juice or saliva.

"Another day!"

Niu Tingting showed off her female hooligan demeanor, took out a tissue, and carefully wiped the pear juice on Wei Wuji's face.

When dating Xia Yue, Xia Yue has never been so kind to him.

Wei Wuji's nose was sour with emotion, and he subconsciously hugged Niu Tingting.

But Niu Tingting had already taken precautions and avoided with a smile.

"This pear juice is delicious, but it's not too sweet?"

Seeing Wei Wuji's dejected appearance, she quickly changed the subject.

Wei Wuji was stunned when he heard this, and said, "The sweeter the girl, the more you like it?" ”

"Who makes the current society think that thinness is beautiful, and if you consume too much sugar, you will gain weight."

Niu Tingting looked painful and sighed: "For example, I like to eat sweets very much, but in order to maintain my figure, I can only endure the pain and cut my love!" ”

Wei Wuji saw that she was in good shape, and asked with a smile: "You said that if I launch a drink, it will not only be delicious, but also slimming and whitening, can I make a lot of money?" ”

"That's sure to be!"

Niu Tingting rolled her eyes as she spoke, and said disdainfully, "But can you make that drink?" ”

As long as it is linked to slimming and whitening, you can make all the money of Shenzhou women.

"Tingting, then I'll get busy first."

Wei Wuji came back to his senses and said with a smile: "I'll invite you to dinner another day." ”

Niu Tingting watched Wei Wuji run away, stomped her feet in anger, and turned back to the dormitory sullenly.

If the whitening ingredients in the water are extracted and added to the drink, a whitening drink only for women will definitely detonate the market.

Running into Taoyuan Valley, I couldn't help but feel slightly disappointed when I saw that the nine-colored lotus flower was still only blooming.

Fortunately, on the samadhi dragon fruit tree, twenty more dragon fruits were produced, and the skin was yellow, not far from ripeness.

Lying on the stone by the waterhole, Wei Wuji took out his mobile phone and went to check Shande and the Stygian Coin first.

As soon as I clicked in, I saw that Shande had changed from nineteen to twenty.

As for the underworld coins, there are already more than 10,000.

Although the growth is slow, it will add up over time.

Then click into the Grim Reaper red envelope group and send a message to Tang Seng.

Wei Wuji: Can the master help overtake the two fetal spirits? @唐三藏

Tang Sanzang: No, it's good!

Wei Wuji: If you don't do any good deeds, you're still kind to your bald head!