Chapter 338: What a heavy salted fish taste

Yao Qibin's face flushed, he rarely had a little capital to brag about, so he naturally did not allow it to be easily erased, and he took a big mouth and directly called the six team members in front of him, as if the army was assembled, he almost didn't call for a break and Lizheng. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

He was full of prestige and asked six people to take the initiative to explain, whether he, the captain, had been persuading and working tirelessly to open a small stove to have today's achievements and tacit understanding.

"This ......" Cai Jia and the others looked very strange.

You must know that Yao Qibin is the most typical giant in speech and a dwarf in action, what he is best at is tearing his throat, shouting slogans, and saying that his brothers are rushing, and then he slipped from the head of the team to the back of the team unconsciously and became the bottom character.

This habit is evident in the daily basketball training, he will ask everyone to dribble through the court, run back and forth for 20 laps, and after running three or five laps, he will hide under the shade of a tree and watch a group of players sweat into the rain, and he can't stop shouting: Run faster, no meals, right? A can catch up with you.

There will be a pause in the middle of talking, that is, I am tired of shouting, and I have to drink saliva to moisten my throat before I can continue to scold.

Under Yao Qibin's hellish training, the team members are all fierce and strong, while he himself was left behind by a group of small people.

Therefore, these players who have endured the double torture of ** and eardrums under him have always complained about his training methods, and as a captain, not being able to lead by example is the biggest failure.

Yao Qibin saw that the six of them hesitated and did not answer immediately, and heard Zheng Yichen and Li Xuan covering their mouths and snickering, their faces changed, and he knew that he still had to show the majesty of the captain in order to save a trace of face, so he coughed heavily.

This heavy cough, like a head-on hammer, hit the six people half a short body, after all, the title of 'verbal giant' is not in vain, if they don't follow Yao Qibin's wishes today, maybe there will be some inhumane training waiting for them tomorrow.

The six people scrambled to express their opinions, explaining that they were grateful for Yao Qibin's diligent supervision on weekdays, and under the training of the captain, it was difficult to go to the sixth floor before, but now they can go up to the tenth floor in one breath without panting, and at the same time automatically conceal the fact that they actually took the elevator to the tenth floor.

This example is not to prove that they have good feet, but only to prove that they have a long breath.

Yao Qibin gently twisted the sparse fibrous roots at the corners of his mouth, with a smug look on his face, and he was proud: "Since you like my supervision and exercise so much, then I will give the six of you a separate training in the future, focusing on cultivation." ”

As soon as these words came out, they immediately attracted mourning all over the field, and the six-person team wanted to cry without tears, seeing Zheng Yichen and Li Xuan laughing, praising these six people for having the potential to be the emperor of expressions.

When the group arrived at the dining hall, it was already five o'clock dining time, the crowd in the dining hall was bustling, because it was a weekend, most of them were walking around in the dining hall in casual clothes, Zheng Yichen and Li Xuan, who were in suits and leather shoes, were particularly eye-catching, and almost everyone paid attention to them.

There was a girl nymphomaniac wearing deep myopia glasses and a ponytail, patronizing to look at Li Xuan, not paying attention to his feet, one carelessly stepped on the upper of his right foot on the sole of his left foot, fell to the ground, was embarrassed, and didn't even eat, glanced at Li Xuan with a red face, and hurriedly left the canteen, which is a place of right and wrong.

As if there was no one next to Li Xuan, ignoring everyone's gaze, Da Ma Jindao sat down on a chair, and a dark-skinned student next to him patted him on the shoulder, frowned and said, "Classmate, there is someone in this seat." ”

Li Xuan was stunned when he heard this, and first stood up and saluted the empty seat: "I'm sorry, I'm sitting on you." ”

Then in the eyes of the students for unknown reasons, his face turned pale, and he shouted loudly: "Now get out of the way, this chair has been requisitioned by the master!" ”

After he sat down again, he smiled at the frightened student: "Classmate, I don't know if there is anyone sitting in your seat?" ”

The man bounced up, picked up the unfinished meal, and said with a bitter face, "No...... Nobody, please take a seat. After speaking, he fled like a tiger and a wolf.

Zheng Yichen shook his head and smiled secretly, what Li Xuan hated most was the person who helped others dominate the seat, obviously there was no one's position, he insisted that it was someone, and he thought that he would see the hell in broad daylight, the set of actions just now, and the shout of swallowing mountains and rivers in a friendly manner, was the best way for him to deal with this kind of rogue behavior after countless practices, and he was never defeated.

After Li Xuanba got into place, he beckoned Zheng Yichen and the others to sit down, and the other six people worked together, some went to the commissary to buy drinks, some went to the dining window to eat, and some went to line up to order chicken chops, they were busy and willing.

Finally, the meal came, the drink was served, the long-awaited chicken chop, but did not come on stage for a long time, and after waiting for more than five minutes, Cai Jiacai and another companion took the golden fried chicken chop, and it was late.

Li Xuan picked up the chopsticks, put a piece of chicken chop on top of his rice, scooped up a spoonful of tomato juice, poured it on the chicken chop, and asked, "Why did it arrive so late?" ”

Cai Jia smiled bitterly: "Don't mention it, the guy standing in front of me in line is a stunned staff member who didn't pay attention to the dishes, a girl in her twenties, and she called Auntie when she opened her mouth, so angry that the woman took off her mask and yelled: 'You call me Auntie?'" That buddy is true and sincere, smiled innocently, and humbly asked: "Why don't you call the eldest sister?" The buddy looks old, a man in his twenties, and a thirty-year-old appearance, calling the woman's eldest sister, but also calling her old, and seeing that she is going to be mad again, the buddy immediately made up for it, and called the big sister, this time not only did not make up for the prison, but also poked a big hole, and the woman angrily scolded the buddy for playing hooligans and teasing her, and then she threw away the tools at hand and ran to the kitchen. As a result, we had to run to another line to line up, which is why we have been delayed until now. ”

Zheng Yichen raised his eyebrows and quipped: "Cai Jia, I think you and that buddy complement each other perfectly, you are a natural pair, your eyes are not good, and you are stunned to shout that the age of others is more than ten years higher, who can be happy?" ”

Cai Jia didn't dare to refute, and smiled: "Senior brother, don't laugh at me, eat, eat." ”

The chicken chop rice in the canteen is naturally not comparable to Lao Liang's meal, but it is better than a nostalgic atmosphere, strong and timeless, borrowing a meal, remembering the hard years of the students, it is also a unique flavor, even the picky eater Li Xuan also ate with relish, without half a complaint.

During the meal, Yao Qibin finally asked the reason why the two of them were dressed in formal clothes and returned to campus, Zheng Yichen did not hide it, 1510 said it, and learned that Zheng Yichen was honored to return to his alma mater, returned to his hometown in fine clothes, and was ready to give a lecture to fresh graduates.

After eating, Zheng Yichen said goodbye to Li Xuan and the six-member team, and under the leadership of Yao Qibin, went to his dormitory to take a bath to get rid of the smell of sweat on his body, so as not to smoke others when the lecture was held.

As soon as I opened the dormitory door, a sour smell came to my face, this was a four-person dormitory, the other three were sitting at their desks, two of them were looking intently at the computer screen, playing a computer game called lol, and the other was shirtless, eating Master Kong's Laotan sauerkraut beef bucket noodles with relish.

This sour smell is undoubtedly fermented by the smell of sauerkraut mixed with the smell of sweat, and after a complex and cumbersome chemical reaction.

Li Xuan sniffed a few times, found a special smell again, frowned and asked, "Why is there still a smell of salted fish in your dormitory?" ”

Yao Qibin was stunned and said: "No, big head, red nose, Xiao Zhao, who of you hid the salted fish, hurry up and take it out to confiscate, it's hard to get fat alone!" ”

He was the head of the dormitory, and he was used to giving orders, and the three roommates immediately stopped what they were doing, turned their heads to look at him, and swore an oath.

"Boss, I dare to swear to the computer screen, I definitely don't have a salted fish in secret, if I lie, I will let my teammates who will encounter a big hole in the game for the rest of my life."

"Boss, you know me, my red nose is taking a small fresh route, the taste of salted fish is too heavy, I don't want to give it to me, how can I keep it private? It's not scientific! ”

"Boss, if I hide salted fish, I will be punished for eating instant noodles without seasoning packets."

Yao Qibin frowned and pondered, put his hands behind his back, and paced back and forth: "One smelled salted fish, and the other swore that they did not steal salted fish, if both sides did not lie, the truth would be ...... There's only one left! ”

His eyes shone with wisdom, and at this moment, he Sherlock Holmes, Kanedaichi, and Conan possessed, pulled out a black and yellow thing from a hidden corner: "The smell of salted fish you smell is undoubtedly emitted by it!" ”

Li Xuan snorted, nodded and said, "That's right, that's the smell, what the hell is this?" ”

Yao Qibin said slowly: "This thing, before it became like this, was still white and flawless, and it also had a special name, called socks, and now it has become a ...... Stinky socks! ”

Li Xuan retreated: "Your sister, are you making biological and chemical weapons?" You are definitely a spy sent by Saddam Hussein to China to plague my Chinese students, a pair of white socks can you wear this color, this taste? I'm really defeated to you! Hurry up and throw it out of here! ”

Zheng Yichen sighed with emotion on the side: "The breath of youth is really strong, salted fish-smelling socks, it is estimated that it can only be smelled in the university dormitory, Li Xuan, you can be content." ”

Li Xuan glanced at him, and said hatefully: "Qibin, don't throw it out, find a good-looking bag, pack it up and give it to Zheng Yichen, he likes this smell, let him take it back and smell it." ”

Yao Qibin smiled: "Obey." After putting the smelly socks into a white bag and washing their hands with hand sanitizer, they rummaged through the boxes and cabinets to find two clean towels, handed them to Zheng Yichen and Li Xuan, and asked them to take a bath.

After taking a shower, the two chatted for a while in Yao Qibin's dormitory, watching his roommate play games, killing time, and at seven o'clock, they left the dormitory building and walked in the direction of the teaching area.

There is still half an hour left, and Zheng Yichen's lecture is about to officially kick off.