Chapter Eighty-Six: Millily Makes a Fool of Nature
The leopard sat with his head bowed. His life was saved by Ma Yi, but when he faced Mi Lili's fierce gaze, he would rather lie on the operating table now. At his feet was a delicate cardboard box, and the contents of the cardboard box were all kinds of teaching aids with strange shapes and different functions that he might need from Teacher Cang, such as magic horse jumping eggs and vibrators...... and so on.
"Ah Leopard, you are so perverted!" Mi Lili looked disgusted, she kicked the cardboard box on her toes, and the various teaching aids in the cardboard box were poured out with a "bang", and there was a burst of evil light on the ground, Rao is Bai Xue, the eldest grandson Jiangying is studying medicine, and Rao is Zhimei is from an open island country, and they are all red as blood when they see this pile of things; Lu Yun is a son and daughter of the rivers and lakes, well-informed, but he is also blushing and heartbeat; Xiao Fang and Xiao Yan were even more shocked and ashamed, and the image of Ah Leopard plummeted in their hearts in an instant.
Ma Yi was also shocked. After all these years of getting along with Ah Leopard, although he didn't dare to say that he knew him very well, he didn't expect Ah Leopard's psychology to be a pervert. Because a man with a normal mind and physiology does not need these things. He couldn't hold back for a while, and the eye of heaven quietly swept towards Ah Leopard, and found that everything was normal in his physiology, so the only possibility was psychopathy.
Ma Yi's ability can save lives and help the wounded, but it is a shortcoming in psychological treatment, so he can't do anything about Ah Leopard's illness.
Ah Leopard couldn't wait to stuff his head into his crotch at this time. These things, in fact, he prepared for Teacher Cang, he didn't have dirty thoughts in his heart, but he was prepared in line with the ideal and determination to learn from Teacher Cang and make progress every day. As the old saying goes, a soldier who does not want to be a marshal is not a good soldier, and shouldn't a young man like him study hard and strive to make further progress?
To be honest, about the adult romance action movie industry, if the island country says second, no country in the world dares to say first; And Teacher Cang's title of otaku god and goddess is not given for nothing, she is the best among them. Looking at China, still in the world, how many people are outstanding in acting skills? He Ah Bao is in the spirit of mastering Yi's long skills to control Yi, and is ready to humbly learn from Teacher Cang, in order to one day break the myth that the island country is the first in the world of adult love action films, and let Chinese movies shine in the world film industry!
What a great ideal, what a great sacrifice, what a noble deed!
However, no one can understand his good intentions.
The stares of contempt and disgust overwhelmed him, and even made him wonder if his true motives were pure.
Sure enough, it's Qu Gao and widow, no wonder the ancients Song Yu always attract jealousy!
Ah Leopard lowered his head, excusing himself in various reasons for self-deception. But he himself knew that these reasons were too strange, and if he dared to defend himself in this way, he believed that Milily would dare to swatt him like a fly. However, the stolen goods were placed in front of him, and there were all kinds of contemptuous eyes above his head, and it was not a matter for him to blindly bow his head like this. Brother Xiao Ma is a man, of course, he will not despise himself because of the pile of teaching aids in front of him, but with his understanding of Brother Xiaoma, don't expect him to dare to say a fair word for himself at this time.
Rely on heaven and earth, and in the end, you must rely on yourself.
"Sister Li, in fact, you misunderstood, I brought these things to a friend, and he opened a sex shop." A leopard explained with a shy face. After all these years of mixing in the rivers and lakes, Ah Bao has also developed a cheeky face, and his face is not red or dry when he lies, just like the truth.
"Mistake your sister!" Mi Lili scolded angrily, "I don't care who you are for, who let you put the car on?" Put it on the car, put it on the car, and there will be a car accident! ”
Ah Leopard looked aggrieved, and the reason for Mi Lili's scolding was against the sky, and he was not allowed to refute it at all, so there was only one sentence left in his heart: The baby is bitter in his heart!
Ma Yi was also puzzled, thinking that if he put Mao's teaching aids in the car, he couldn't get into trouble? There seems to be some inevitable relationship between the two, right? Lu Yun and Mi Lili have lived together since childhood, and then remembered that Ah Leopard's car was brought back by her, so she understood that Mi Lili must have encountered some twists and turns, which made her angry and angry, and then turned her anger on Ah Leopard.
Lu Yun's guess was indeed correct.
It turned out that Mi Lili took Ah Leopard's Accord out of the traffic police department and sent it to the car repair shop for maintenance. After parking the car, she checked the car to see if there was anything left by the leopard, and then she took it. As a result, she found a box containing teaching aids in the trunk. The box was very delicate, with all kinds of colorful patterns on the surface, which immediately aroused Mi Lili's curiosity, and she picked it up and shook it close to her ear, and there was a "whoosh" sound inside.
If it's someone else, without the owner's consent, they will never open someone's package or something like that, because they are not policemen, so it's quite easy to cause misunderstandings and even conflicts, right? But Mi Lili is an exception, her curiosity completely made her forget some rules in life, I saw her pick up a gong wire knife on the ground, and then waved her hand at the sealing of the carton, the sealing glue was cut, and the carton was opened.
As a result, the old saying was answered: if you don't look at it, you don't know it, and you will be shocked when you see it. Inside, there are various shapes, colors, and functions of the teaching aids, Chiguoguo, in front of her. She is just mixing the rivers and lakes, not the children of the rivers and lakes in the wind and moon field, and she is also the eldest daughter of the yellow flower, so at first glance, these things are a little amazing, and the number is a bit amazing, it is strange not to be scared. Immediately, as if she had suddenly encountered a ghost, she screamed, and people involuntarily took a step back.
The mechanic on the side didn't know that Mi Lili was startled by Mao, and when he stepped forward to take a look, his face was suddenly weird. Fortunately, they are not rookies, they know the beauty in front of them in a trendy dress, not an ordinary beauty, but the famous Sister Li of the Shuangsha Gang, they can't afford to provoke it, otherwise they would have laughed a long time ago.
But a young woman who is as beautiful as a flower, and she actually carries a lot of teaching aids in the car, can they not want to get into trouble? So they couldn't help but laugh, while lowering their heads, and the scene of Sister Li wanting to die under various teaching aids appeared in their minds.
Mi Lili is also a smart person, of course, she understands that although the mechanic in front of her is forced to laugh because of her obscenity, she can't keep them from having more unhealthy associations in their hearts. She wanted to explain, but it only got darker and darker. What to do? Mi Lili is crazy, and she really wants to beat everyone in the auto repair shop fat, just like that bald mechanic, who is easy to get into the brain at first glance!
Fortunately, today's Mi Lili is no longer the Mi Lili who only likes to reason with her fists and deal with contradictions in a simple and rude way, although she is still a citizen of the underground world, but because she lives and starts a business with Ma Yi and them these days, she is influenced by the correct three views of the normal world, and she also begins to want to be a citizen with good morals of five stresses, four beauties and three loves. Therefore, although the bald mechanic looked unbeaten, Mi Lili finally chose not to be impulsive.
However, things seem to have reached an impasse.
The repairman lowered his head and did his own work, and the teaching aids were scattered on the ground, Mi Lili wanted to do it, but everyone saw that if she didn't pick it up and take it away, it would give others a suspicion of "absconding in fear of crime", so she was even more convinced that this pile of things was her suspicion; If she picks up these things and takes them away, everyone won't dare to say it in person, but behind her back, she will definitely laugh at her for her heavy taste and full of sass. After all, these Dongdong, for most people in Huaxia, it is still easy to hook up with the word Yindang, as if she is still a girl.
Of course, no matter what other people think of her, Mi Lili will care, because no one wants to let others think that they are modest!
But how should things end?
At the critical moment, Mi Lili's fierce female nature came in handy. I saw her hook her finger at the bald mechanic, then the box on the ground and the scattered teaching aids, and then the red Porsche next to her.
"You, come here, pack up, and put it in the car."
The bald repairman's face suddenly turned red like a pig's liver, and a sense of humiliation arose. If Millily asks him to help carry a case of soda or fruit or other things into the car, although it is not his job, even if she is not a beauty, he will gladly obey and be happy to serve based on the idea that the customer is God.
However, Millily actually asked him to pack up the teaching aids all over the ground, and as a good man with pure thoughts and noble manners, it was simply a desecration of his own soul, so he instinctively thought of refusing to serve.
Fortunately, he remembered in time again that the rather commanding woman in front of him was the second sister of the Shuangsha Gang, Mi Lili, not a figure that he could afford as a small auto mechanic, so he decisively gave up the idea of being a good citizen and refused to cooperate, obediently picked up the teaching aids, and moved them to the car.
Mi Lili didn't want to stay here for another second, so she immediately drove away. On the way, the more she thought about it, the more angry she became, she was originally out of kindness, helping Ah Bao get the car out of the traffic police team, and then asking the tow truck to be sent to the auto repair shop for repair, but she didn't expect Ah Bao to put such a disgusting thing on the car, and the most hateful thing is that she actually used such a beautiful box to lure her curiosity! Mi Lili is not righteous, she never blames herself for the reason for the mistake, and it is someone else's fault if she is wrong, and it is her own fault!
Therefore, she instantly hated Ah Leopard, and if Ah Leopard happened to be by her side at this time, she didn't dare to guarantee that she would not immediately skin him alive. He is obscene and shameless, has no discipline and no bottom line, but he actually let his sister follow him to make a fool of himself, especially if his uncle can bear it, and his aunt can't bear it! Millily stepped on the accelerator to the end, and her foot did not let go all the way, and the Porsche was like a red flame all the way wild, causing screams and curses all the way, but Millily completely ignored it, and Porsche did not slow down at all.