Chapter 1 Related Accounts
Don't think that people are dead for a hundred years, you must know that related households are everywhere.
Sen Jingyu secretly hated himself for being lucky, he had studied hard for more than ten years before his death, the exam papers that could add up to a circle around the earth, the textbook workbook that could be used as a brick to kill people, and the senior year of high school that was like hell...... It's so good that she can't die, she suddenly had a myocardial infarction and hung up when she left the examination room after the college entrance examination!
The reason is that she apologized for the heart attack who should have hung up. Who let the damned person be a ghost poor relation, people burn incense and worship the Buddha to live a long life, and the judge casually drew a scapegoat just to choose Sen Jingyu.
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Lao Niang memorizes English words, memorizes chemical formulas, memorizes political opinions, and memorizes ancient poems, classical Chinese, and ...... How did Nima not have a heart attack during the 105,000-mile long march! Seeing that the dawn of victory is ahead, and the good days are just coming back, Yaya's actually forced to buy and sell a lunch box to the old lady! Are you worthy of my mother's hard work for more than ten years, staying up all night and fighting hard!!
Death is death, people will eventually die, and it is a matter of time before the purchase of real estate in the prefecture is purchased. After Sen Jingyu's resentment, she finally accepted the fact that she died young, and it could not be ruled out that it was a set of high-level ghost cultivators who were generously compensated by the judge to shut her up.
Sen Jingyu originally wanted to work hard to cultivate and mix with the civil servants of the underworld, and she had no intention of drinking Meng Po soup at all, no, she also automatically consciously found a foreign beautiful man in the underworld to fall in love.
It's time to talk about marriage, and you can discuss family affairs just by waiting for your parents in the yang world to come down. Of course, she didn't curse her parents to die early, Miss Sen was a nerd student during her lifetime, and she didn't fall in love for nearly 20 years, and even Qingshui's romance novels and comics had to be read secretly by people, and her attitude towards love and marriage was very innocent and traditional, and she had to meet her parents to have further development.
Who knew that it didn't take long for her to receive a notice to be reincarnated. The reason is that a related household of a certain Daxian above fell in love with her boyfriend to be married, and automatically consciously helped her complete all the reincarnation procedures, and did not refuse to be reincarnated quickly.
Sen Jingyu didn't even have a chance to say goodbye to her boyfriend, and her sad relatives were dragged to the Wangxiang Platform by ghosts, and before she could drink Meng Po soup, another related household from TMD rushed to be reincarnated!
Wow rub! The little beauty who lacks public morality and is said to be a related household of a pervert god in Greece, and made it clear that she needs to cast a good tire immediately, not to mention tearing off a string of gems wrapped in gold and a long waist chain to compensate Sen Jingyu who was cut into the team, and she picked up the Meng Po soup that was originally prepared for Sen Jingyu and drank it all, and the little man's waist twisted and jumped off the reincarnation pool, and the Sen girl fell down the reincarnation pool together! ! !
Mouth beard! There are people who remember that my sister has not yet drunk the legendary and delicious Meng Po soup that must be drunk in the world! Even if my sister is not a relational household, I should pay some attention!!!
Originally, the powerful house set by the prefecture as compensation for Mori Jingyu was taken away by the related household Xiaomeiniu, and she had no choice but to become the daughter of a family of Kabuki actors. Since he had not drunk Meng Po soup to complete the last formalities before reincarnation, the integration of the soul and body was not enough, so he ......
"Hey, Sen-kun, you're here so early today." Miss Bullhead, who was guarding the gates of hell, greeted her warmly.
"Good evening, you two are also in good spirits today." Sen Jingyu skillfully greeted the bull head and horse noodles, and went to the other world every three or five to have a cup of tea or something, and he was used to it for more than ten years.
The first out-of-body was not long after birth, and the newborn who was still wrinkled and begging for warmth one moment stood in front of the gate of hell the next second, and the sudden change startled Sen Jingyu, almost thinking that he died at birth without completing the formalities before reincarnation.
Fortunately, the ghost cultivator did not cultivate in vain, and she quickly recognized that she was a living soul, and there was still the possibility of returning to the yang world. The scenery of Hell in Japan is different from that in China, ghosts are still ghosts, and the Mori girl who has been a Piao for many years should just change places, her soul is still in an adult state, and the accumulated spiritual power can also be used, so she is finally a little relieved.
After the soul left the body, she found that the waist chain given by the little beauty girl was hanging on the waist of the soul state, and she recalled the introduction of the item she heard before being knocked off the reincarnation pool - a certain pervert god has always been generous to lovers and illegitimate children, and this jewelry is a sacred object created by the fire god Hephaestus, with the thunder and fire attribute of avoiding evil things.
Such a sacred amulet jewelry into the hands of Sen Jingyu, the use of the bicycle chain is almost the same, in the Santu River encountered the hooligan ghost who did something to her, without saying a word, the long waist chain was used as a leather whip to draw the girl to death...... The posture is quite s.,The attack power is also very powerful.,If it weren't for the ghost lamp patrolling hell and seeing this scene.,Those obscene hooligan ghosts might have been gone.γ
Then Sen Jingyu became a temporary jailer of the Abi Hell, and at night the soul left the body to work as a part-time worker in the underworld, so he should be familiar with the environment of receiving bento in advance.
Not long ago, she was invited by Daji to visit the flower street of Zhonghe Hell, and on the grounds that Abi Hell was too bloody and not conducive to the mental health of the little girl's family, she asked the Enma King to transfer her to Zhonghe Hell, but instead of being a bewitching beauty jailer responsible for seducing the souls of the dead, she participated in the torture.
"Is Sen-kun still used to being in Zhonghe Hell?"
"It's okay, everyone takes good care of me." Mori Jingyu lowered her head shyly. She is the most intimate in love, Cheng dΓΉ, only the girl who holds hands goes to work in Zhonghe Hell, and she is a little shy.
"It's really unseemly, although 70% of the jailers in Zhonghe Hell are female jailers, but most of the people engaged in torture are muscular men of reinforced concrete, will Senjun be too difficult?" The bull head and the horse face looked down at the petite and gentle Sen Jingyu from left to right, and they always felt that they couldn't imagine the fierceness of this little girl who dared to whip together with the ghost lantern when she first came to hell.
"A little bit, it just so happens that there are still a lot of things I haven't figured out in my practice, so it's good to use it as exercise." Sen Jingyu smiled shyly and turned his head sideways, and spit out a cold ghost aura in his mouth: "As long as I think of my past life, endless make-up classes, endless practice questions, endless recitation and dictation, endless relationships, endless lucky e...... Ah Nose Hell is equipped with standard props that are too uncomfortable, go to Zhonghe Hell and whip the scumbag hard to vent his feelings, oh hehehehe!! β
Hey, girl, did you break it? That long waist chain that was used as a whip is an artifact, dear! The lethality of the thunder and fire attribute against the Yin clan is doubled, dear!! Hitting the deceased is more brutal than the damage caused by the mace of the ghost lamp!!
Niu Tou Ma Mian silently took a step back, wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, the chill on his back didn't seem to be an illusion, and he always felt that he had heard some terrible topic, and he made a mistake.
"Don't talk about this, today I want to go to the Chinese medicine pharmacy in Taoyuan Township, can I trouble you to ask the Enma King for a leave on my behalf? Miss Niutou, do you need me to show your horn to Mr. Bai Ze by the way? β
"No problem, I'll talk to the king." Niu Tou took out a small glass bottle containing a few horns and handed it to her, his big watery eyes were obviously worried: "When I went to the Kampo pharmacy at this time, was it injured?" β
Sen Jingyu raised his left hand to cover his right shoulder, and said with a wry smile: "It's a bit embarrassing to say, I received a notice from the spirit removal program today, the resentful spirit is stronger than expected, and the photographer must be taken into account when removing the spirit, and I accidentally scratched my shoulder by it, and the wound has been treated in this world." Luckily, I wear a kimono when I'm at home, so I won't be seen by my father, otherwise they would have forbidden me from receiving announcements from the paranormal program. It's troublesome to go to find the undead one by one. β
Ma Mian looked at it and said with a smile: "Since Senjun came, the efficiency of recovering the wandering undead in the present world has been much higher, especially the capture of many fugitive resentful spirits, I heard that the Enma King will give you a bonus this year." β
"Well, because if you shoot a paranormal show, the victim will automatically bring the ghost to the studio, and there are a lot of perverts or fans and other floating spirits in the place where the stars gather, so I don't have to look for them everywhere. I'm still young in the flesh, and no one will believe that I can deal with youkai spirits. Now my father is also very happy that I am an artist, and the more troublesome thing is to pay attention to the image when filming the show, and I try to persuade them to cooperate in a gentle way and not cause trouble to the director team. β
"The undead who are stranded in the sun must be very stubborn, right?" The bull-headed horse glanced at each other, remembering that the jailer of the Enma Hall said that the layers of whiplashes on the face and body of the undead sent from the yang world all had scorched black marks from lightning and fire, and the face of the guide was strictly distorted, and it was impossible to tell who was who if he didn't raise it for a while. Is this mild persuasion?
Recalling the experience of removing spirits again and again, Sen Jingyu was shy, and lowered her head slightly to reveal her slender neck, which was even more delicate: "Occasionally, I will encounter some stubborn deceased, which really makes me embarrassed." "The most annoying resentful spirits who can't understand people's words, one or two insist on engaging in non-violence and non-cooperation with the old lady! Say hello to the director in advance, turn off the camera, and smoke it to death if you want!!
Ma Mian tilted his head and thought for a while, then asked Niu Tou, "I don't seem to have seen any resentful spirits with special shapes being sent to hell today, have you seen them?" β
The bull head shook his head, the deceased who had been flattened by Sen Jing Yu Hai was very distinctive, very recognizable, and it could be summed up in four words - not human.
"Today's shoulder injury, the action is too big to tear open the wound...... "I can't beat it back for the time being, report to the Utengu police for the crime of assaulting the jailer, Ya's cliff goes to hell, and when the old lady heals the injury, he looks good!" Roar!
Sen Jingyu sighed heavily, supported her cheeks very helplessly, and said: "Recently, in addition to work, I also have to prepare for the final entrance exam, and the dark circles under my eyes have come out if I haven't rested enough, and my brain is a little dull." I don't really want to drink Chinese medicine, I heard that Mr. Bai Ze is very good at making medicinal food, and the items in Taoyuan Township can be brought back to the world for the body to use, I want to ask him to help me recuperate. The face is the life of the artist, and there can be no flaws. β
The Mori family has been engaged in acting for generations, and his father Mori Otoha is a national treasure Kabuki star, among the five children of this generation, in addition to the eldest daughter Mori Xueyu and the only son of the Zhumen family, Zhumen Wanhui childhood sweetheart, registered for marriage as soon as he became an adult, and the twin sons Mori Hei Yu and Sen Bai Yu inherited the family business, and practiced the skills of a kabuki actor since they were sensible, and the second daughter Mori Yangyu entered the entertainment industry, and the youngest daughter Mori Jingyu is a small star of the supernatural program.
Although Sen's father felt that something was wrong, and the supernatural program in which his youngest daughter appeared seemed to have nothing to do with art performances, the ratings of such programs in recent years were indeed not low, and Jing Yu developed her own fan base...... Forget it, it doesn't matter what you perform, the children of the Sen family just want to have the soul of an artist who will do anything to gain exposure! No matter what means are used, what can win the attention of the audience is success!!
Everyone in the Sen family thinks that supernatural shows are deceptive, and my sister is a kind of performance, how can there be so many supernatural events in the world? This is the reason why they are not opposed to Sen Jingyu's supernatural program.
The facts are similar to what they guessed, most of them are gimmicks made up by the program team, and Sen Jingyu will not tell them that they will occasionally meet one or two genuine goods...... Sen Jingyu is a newcomer in this circle, unlike some masters who are highly respected, even if there are real materials, the biggest selling point is still her youthful and beautiful face.
"Well, it's hard to be an artist." Ma Mian frowned knowingly, the artists of hell also care about their appearance, many women in Heaven are very fond of Kampo pharmacies, even if Bai Ze is a well-known pervert, the business of the pharmacies is still very good. "In that case, we won't delay your time, go slowly, and say hello to Lord Bai Ze on our behalf."
Mori Jingyu waved at them and walked down the gate of heaven.