Chapter 200
Lee Jong-hoon didn't believe it, he had seen a lot of film and television works in the park, many old men and old ladies were playing Tai Chi in the park, it was like radio gymnastics, if you want to say that this boxing method has lethality and can fight, then it really kills him and I don't believe it!
Li Zhongxun stared at Yao Lidong, but saw Yao Lidong staring at himself with a straight face, looking like the truth was with me, he finally gave up the idea of arguing with her about Tai Chi again, so he asked again: "By the way, what kind of boxing method did he use to fight the guy who fought against you?" It looks like it's very powerful, and the two arms are like steel whips, which is very sensitive. "Nature.2."
Yao Lidong said: "Oh, that guy, that guy is practicing Tongbei Boxing. ”
When Lee Jong-hoon heard this, his eyes lit up: "Through the back fist? I know I know, it's the most powerful punch in the cartoon kung fu kid, right? ”
Yao Lidong looked at Li Zhongxun with a strange expression, and said: "Although there is a saying that 'fist meets pass back death', there are many powerful boxing techniques in the world, and none of them must be the most powerful." ”
Lee Jong-hoon said excitedly: "No matter how much, will you do it with your back fist?" ”
Yao Lidong nodded without thinking: "Yes!" ”
Li Zhongxun asked casually, but he didn't expect Yao Lidong to say that she really would, and he suddenly asked in surprise: "You can still use back fists?" Aren't you practicing Tai Chi? ”
Yao Lidong sneered: "When you reach the peak realm of cultivation in the future, you will know that the mysteries of all the sects in the world are all the same, they are all the same, whether it is all fist methods or Dao methods in the world, there is no mystery at all in your eyes, and you can easily use them to be powerful and earth-shattering." ”
After all, Li Zhongxun was young, and he was so fascinated by Yao Lidong that he couldn't help but be excited: "Then you can teach me quickly!" ”
Yao Lidong glanced at Li Zhongxun, shook his head and said: "No, your body hasn't grown yet, so it's not suitable for practicing this boxing technique, this is a very strong boxing method in foreign boxing, and it is harmful for you to practice it now." Moreover, the guy before was obviously also in long-term physical weakness, resulting in weakness in his feet, which was finally defeated by us, if he was a burly and sturdy adult, I am afraid that it will not be him who will die, but we will die. ”
Li Zhongxun's face collapsed when he heard this, and he said, "Then what kind of boxing technique should I practice?" ”
Yao Lidong thought for a while and said, "Why don't you practice Tai Chi with me?" Tai Chi is very powerful. Do you know that during the Xianfeng period of the Qing Dynasty, Yang Luchan relied on a hand of Tai Chi boxing to fight all over the world in Beijing, known as 'Yang Invincible'? ”
Li Zhongxun glared and said, "Tai Chi is so powerful? Then I'm going to have to see it! Come on, let me see the power of Tai Chi. After saying that, he stood up and put on a posture.
Yao Lidong blinked his eyes and said, "You didn't mean it seriously, did you?" What if you get beaten to tears by me? ”
Lee Jong-hoon laughed and said disdainfully: "Just you? You have the ability to cry first! ”
Yao Lidong also jumped down from the chair, stood in front of Li Zhongxun, made a starting gesture with a bird's tail, and said, "Then you have to be careful." ”
Lee Jong-hoon waved his hand disapprovingly, and said with a grin: "Let the horse come!" ”
Yao Lidong was a little worried, and told again: "Hey, you must be careful, I will use a trick." ”
Lee Jong-hoon said with a grin: "I know, hurry up." If you don't fight, I'll fight! As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and pinched Yao Lidong's cheek.
This trick made him perfect, and every time he caught it, he tried it repeatedly.
But this time, he saw that his fingers were about to pinch Yao Lidong's face, and suddenly Yao Lidong was short, and said: "Look at it, the monkey steals the peach!" ”
Monkey, monkey stealing peaches?
As soon as this thought flashed in Li Zhongxun's heart, his lower body suddenly shook, but it was Yao Lidong's body that turned over, and the back of his hand was like an iron whip between Li Zhongxun's legs.
Lee Jong-hoon's whole body was like an electric shock, and he suddenly felt blood surging all over his body, and an unbearable sharp pain made his legs weak in an instant, and he fell to his knees on the ground, almost bursting into tears in pain.
Yao Lidong was startled, she originally thought that according to Li Zhongxun's reaction, she should be able to dodge this time, but who expected him to be so big, he was hit by himself, and he knelt down in one fell swoop.
Yao Lidong's face turned pale, and he hurriedly helped Li Zhongxun, and said in a panic: "Hey, are you okay?" I said I would use a trick, why don't you hide? ”
Lee Jong-hoon burst into tears and almost scolded.
I'm a muddy Malegobi! Your Tai Chi has the trick of monkeys stealing peaches! Steal your sister!
Li Zhongxun bowed his body and glared at Yao Lidong with a bitter and vengeful expression: "Is there a person like you?" What's not good to hit, hit this place? ”
Yao Lidong smiled with a wry face: "Yes, I'm sorry, I said that I would make a trick."
Lee Jong-hoon couldn't help but say angrily: "What kind of trick is a monkey stealing peaches!" Is there such a sinister move in Tai Chi? I don't believe it! ”
Yao Lidong sneered: "I said that I use a special move, but I didn't say that I must use a special move of Taijiquan." ”
Lee Jong-hoon said angrily: "You, you are retaliating!" ”
Yao Lidong rolled his eyes and said, "However, Tai Chi also has more fierce and insidious moves." ”
Lee Jong-hoon laughed angrily: "Flicker, you continue to flicker!" When am I a fool? Where is Tai Chi fierce and insidious? ”
Yao Lidong turned pale and said seriously: "Have you ever seen Tai Chi? ”
Lee Jong-hoon rubbed his injured crotch vigorously and glared angrily: "Nonsense, you go to the park in the morning, it's everywhere!" ”
Yao Lidong was startled, his eyes widened and he said, "Won't it?" This boxing is actually everywhere? This is one of the eight great fist techniques that can be cultivated to become an immortal with martial arts, is it rotten everywhere now? ”
Li Zhongxun's pain gradually subsided at this time, and he laughed angrily: "Cultivating into an immortal with martial arts? What about your dreams? Can this kind of broadcast gymnastics for the elderly become immortals after practice? If I do the eighth set of radio gymnastics a few times a day, won't I be able to ascend to Buddhahood? ”
Yao Lidong didn't entangle with Li Zhongxun, she was obviously very shocked that Tai Chi was everywhere, looked at Li Zhong Xun with a suspicious face, and said, "You beat me Tai Chi boxing?" ”
Li Zhongxun barely straightened his waist, he moved, only felt that the two tendons at the base of his thighs were throbbing in severe pain, and his tears almost fell in pain, and he couldn't help but glare at Yao Lidong again: "I really doubt if you are my mirror spirit, are you sent by God to rectify me, and deliberately can't get along with me?" ”
Yao Lidong was a little unhappy when he heard this, his mouth pursed, and said, "Hey, I've already apologized, what else do you want!" ”
Lee Jong-hoon said angrily: "You let me beat you and try it, and then I will apologize to you, okay?" ”
Yao Lidong couldn't help but straighten his chest, and said angrily: "If you think you can get angry, then fight well, I have always had clear grievances." ”
Lee Jong-hoon saw that she had an angel-like face, although her body was small and delicate, and it seemed that she had not yet grown, but the little girl's mouth was pouted high, and the pink and tender diamond lips were not cut, but they were crystal as if she had wiped her lip gloss, and the red cheeks on both sides of the girl's house were as cute and delicate as green apples, so that people couldn't help but want to take a bite.
Where can Lee Jong-hoon do this?
Li Zhongxun stared at Yao Lidong for a long time, and then snorted angrily and said, "Let you go today, and next time I do this, I will ...... Huh! ”
Yao Lidong said in his heart: Li Zhongxun has a bad stomach on weekdays, and he really pities girls with a lot of pity!
She grinned and said, "What is it?" ”
Lee Jong-hoon glared: "Hello, long-winded! What do you want to know? If you have the ability, follow it here again, and I'll let you know what it is right away! ”
As he spoke, he pointed to his crotch.
Yao Lidong rolled his eyes, and said with a wicked smile: "Oh? I'm afraid I'll do it again, and you won't be able to hum it if you want to. ”
Lee Jong-hoon is so angry, it's really unreasonable, master, I was actually molested by a little girl! I have never been the only one to tease girls, where is there a girl to tease me! If it weren't for the fact that you're too young...... I, I, I'd hum you a long time ago!
Li Zhongxun glared at Yao Lidong angrily, gritted his teeth, and his face was full of shame.
Seeing this, Yao Lidong grinned and said, "Okay, okay, don't be angry, does it still hurt?" ”
Lee Jong-hoon said angrily: "It doesn't hurt...... anymore"
Yao Lidong hurriedly said: "Then hurry up and demonstrate Taijiquan to me, I want to see what Taijiquan is like in the world." ”
Lee Jong-hoon glared at her: "...... That's weird! ”
Yao Lidong suddenly pursed her mouth high, she looked stupid, and said, "I hate it!" You're kidding me! ”
Lee Jong-hoon snorted, turned his head, and gently rubbed his wound with his hand, grinning his teeth.
Yao Lidong saw that he was really in pain, and he couldn't help it, so he stepped forward and said softly: "Hey, does it hurt?" ”
Lee Jong-hoon said angrily: "In the next life, if you are a man, let people beat you here, and you will know how much it hurts." ”
Yao Lidong said softly with a guilty face: "You rub your foot five miles with your hands, right?" ”
Lee Jong-hoon was stunned: "Foot five miles? I only know Zusanli acupoint, cough, I don't know where it is. What is this acupuncture point for? ”
Yao Lidong said without thinking: "Zuwuli acupoint is located in the foot syncope yin liver meridian, on the inner thigh, when the qi rushes down three inches, the root of the thigh, and the lower part of the pubic tubercle, it can treat lower abdominal distension and pain, and yang pill swelling and pain. ”
Lee Jong-hoon listened with straight eyes, and ate and said, "Yang, Yang pills?" What is Yang Pill? Why don't you say it's fish balls? ”
Yao Lidong's cheeks were slightly red, but he still said strongly: "Don't talk nonsense, idiot! Hurry up and rub it! Aren't you in pain? Are you really hurting or fake pain! ”
Li Zhongxun snorted, touched his crotch with his hand, gestured, looked up and said, "Hey, where is Zuwuli acupoint?" I can't find it! ”
Yao Lidong said angrily: "Idiot, didn't you tell you just now? Three inches in anger! ”
Lee Jong-hoon said angrily: "Where the fuck are you angry?" ”
Yao Lidong also said slightly angrily: "Five inches below the Shenque Cave!" Idiot! ”
Lee Jong-hoon said angrily: "Where is the Shenque Cave!" ”
Yao Lidong said: "Under the pyloric cave! You don't know that, do you? ”
Lee Jong-hoon laughed angrily: "What the hell is the hell in the pylorus!" I know your sister! ”
Yao Lidong couldn't help jumping up, and said angrily: "Why don't you know anything?" Get out of the way, spread your legs apart, stupid, aunt and grandma, I'll rub it for you, okay! ”
Although Lee Jong-hoon often has a cheeky mouth on weekdays, he was still startled when he suddenly encountered such a thing, and hurriedly clamped his legs tightly: "Hey, what are you doing?" Men and women don't kiss, can you touch it casually here? ”
Yao Lidong was stunned for a moment, couldn't help laughing, stretched out his hand and pinched Li Zhongxun's face, and said with a hippie smile: "Hey, do you still know how to be shy?" I thought you didn't know what shame was. ”
Lee Jong-hoon was embarrassed and angry, he had never been molested like this by a girl, and he didn't know where to start if he wanted to do it, so he glared at her angrily, and changed the topic and said, "Hey, why don't you just show me your Tai Chi over there?" Why do you have to show me? ”
Yao Lidong was really diverted from the topic by him, and patted his head: "That's right!" You have a point! ”
She straightened up, moved her hands and feet, and said, "I'm losing all my mana now, and if there's something wrong with it later, you can't laugh at me." ”
Li Zhongxun was relieved to see her move a little farther away, and asked casually: "Hey, do you who are immortals also learn martial arts?" ”
Yao Lidong twisted his neck and said, "Of course, since ancient times, martial arts, medicine, and Taoism have been inseparable. Whether it is a cultivator or an immortal, if one of the three martial arts and doctors is not good, he cannot be called a real master. ”
Li Zhongxun said: "Then you heavenly immortals also practice Taijiquan?" ”
Yao Lidong shook his head and said, "Not necessarily, there are all kinds of things." But at the beginning, there were not so many, and most of the immortals at the beginning were spelling spells, but as more and more martial arts masters in the mortal world practiced and became immortals, they showed amazing melee strength in the Shenxiao Realm, and these immortals of the older generation also began to practice boxing, as for me, ......" said, Yao Lidong said proudly: "I am cultivating both inside and outside, there is no spell in the world that I can't do, and there is no boxing method that I can't do!" ”
Lee Jong-hoon sneered: "Come on, don't blow it, practice and see, as soon as the expert makes a move, you will know if there is one!" ”
Yao Lidong snorted, rolled Li Zhongxun's eyes, and said, "Look at it carefully!" She looked left and right, and saw that the room was too small, so she went to the door herself, opened it, and said, "This is more spacious." Look ahead! As she spoke, she tied a corner, rolled up her sleeves, and snapped a Tai Chi starting pose. (To be continued.) Announcement: Biquge APP Android, Apple special version, say goodbye to all ads, please pay attention to the WeChat public account to enter the download and install appxsyd (press and hold for three seconds to copy)