Chapter 22: The Temptation of the Toilet Seat
Yuzu Muto gave a thumbs up to Dongfang Xin three times, "Dongfang San's vision is very good, and Muto greatly admires it." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info In fact, our island country is not only more durable than your Chinese women, the toilet seat is also more durable than your Chinese woman, our toilet seat is the first in the world, you can sit on it, with the woman you like, do a variety of postures of piston movement, don't worry because it suddenly bursts, affect your mood, its humanized design, exquisite manufacturing technology, absolutely let you sit in the toilet, you can enjoy the most intimate service of our island people. ”
Yuzo Muto, like all island people, is as shameless as ever, and never forgets to brag about himself to others, in a very nasty way.
But then again, people do have the capital to brag about, for example, people's toilet seats are indeed better than our Huaxia in terms of quality and style design; For example, other people's flower girls dare to act more than our Chinese women; Another example is that the cars built by others are indeed better than those we make, comfortable and fuel-efficient.
"Well, these are all digressions and have nothing to do with our topic today. Please continue our conversation. Yuzo Muto took the initiative to abandon those boring topics and return to the issue of cooperation between the two sides.
"Dongfang San, your Sanjin Gang has been destroyed in the hands of Ma Yi, he has taken almost everything from you, and our President Mitsui believes that you will not be angry and will not want to take back your own things. As far as we know, Ma Yi turned out to be just a migrant worker, and later took refuge in the Huaxia military, so that he was able to turn over and kill your entire paradise, and you were forced to run away, as a dignified boss of the Sanjin Gang, don't you want to take revenge, you just want to hug the woman of our island country and live a bad life? ”
Dongfang Xin's eyebrows jumped, but he didn't say anything.
He really didn't have anything to say, since the Black Dragon Society planned to cooperate with him, they must have fully understood him, and besides, what happened to him was no secret in the underground world.
"Men need not only women, but also power and money. Ma Yi expelled you from the center of power in the Huaxia Underground World, and I don't believe you have no ideas. You're always thinking about regaining everything that belongs to you, and you're always thinking about killing Ma Yi, right? ”
Yuzo Muto stared at Dongfang Xin's eyes and continued.
"However, your strength has been seriously weakened, and your behind-the-scenes boss has lost confidence in you, and he doesn't dare to let you return to China, for fear that you will affect him, so your so-called return to China for revenge and comeback is not even a dream, but just a fantasy, Dongfang Sang, a woman in our island country, has not worn out your fighting spirit, right? Do you want to live in fantasy all the time?"
Yuzo Muto's words were like a sharp arrow, accurately hitting Dongfang Xin's bull's-eye.
His eyes kept rolling, as if he were thinking.
"Dongfang Sang, who doesn't want to be famous, the king is on the side? The Three Gold Gang is your hard work, and it is also the capital of your proud rivers and lakes, and now you have temporarily lost it, but you can rest assured, our Black Dragon Club is willing to be your good friend, and the Black Dragon Club has always been committed to righteousness and promise, and will not hesitate to stick a knife in both ribs for friends! If Dongfang Sang is willing to fight back to Huaxia and take back everything that belongs to him from Ma Yi, our president, His Excellency Mitsui Fen, is willing to help you achieve your good wishes, and can even help you dominate the Huaxia underground world and make you the real king of the Chinese underground! ”
Dongfang Xin's eyes suddenly stopped rolling, staring at the islander in front of him who liked to wear a suit and didn't like to wear a tie, and he seemed to find that the islander was actually not so hateful. Muto Yusan saw that he had succeeded in lobbying, and Dongfang Xin's psychology showed signs of loosening, and he couldn't help but be secretly happy in his heart.
"Dongfang Sang, there are no eternal enemies or eternal friends in this world, only eternal interests. Ma Yi is our common enemy, this fact has given us a basis for cooperation, you and your Three Gold Gang can provide us with operational convenience for the Black Dragon Society, let us successfully kill Ma Yi, and then we can provide any help for the Three Gold Gang to rise again. ”
"This deal, it seems that you black dragons will suffer a little loss."
The shrewd Dongfang Xin doesn't believe in pie in the sky, the Black Dragon Society only needs to provide some convenience for himself, but he gives himself such a rich reward, to tell the truth, he is not down-to-earth, the role played by the island people in history is not glorious, and even basically they are villains, he can't believe that they will suddenly have a character outbreak.
Yuzo Muto said reservedly: "For friends, we Black Dragon Society are not afraid of losses. Dongfang Sang, our president said, you are the dragon and phoenix among the people of the Chinese underground world, and you are a promising person in the rivers and lakes, our Black Dragon Club likes it, and we also need friends like you. ”
Dongfang Xin seemed to have finally been moved by Yuzo Muto.
In fact, it is no wonder that he was impressed.
Because men, the pursuit of life is nothing more than power and women. As the No. 2 real power person in the Chinese underground world, he has a very deep understanding of power, and because of his understanding of power, he is extremely obsessed with power. However, although he still has Huangtang and Ditang in Huaxia, it seems that his Sanjin Gang has not been completely wiped out, but it is already like the yellow flower of the past, and the scenery is no longer there, otherwise the "boss" will not repeatedly refuse to return to China, although he still has the halo of the boss of the Sanjin Gang on his head, in fact, it is not much different from the lost dog.
When people are at anchorage, what they hope most is that a savior suddenly appears in front of them and takes them out of the sea of suffering. Apparently the Black Dragon Society is playing this role, and he has extended the hand of God to himself. Although Dongfang Xin boasted that he didn't have a hobby of being a mother, he thought that if he refused to cooperate with them on the grounds of patriotism, it would not only seem pedantic, but also not in line with the name of the state of etiquette in China.
There is an idiom called not knowing how to lift, and he doesn't want to use it to describe himself.
Moreover, the relationship between him and Ma Yi is indeed a life-and-death feud, in the underground world of China, there must be him without me, with me without him, and the relationship between them is just a personal grudge, and it has nothing to do with Huaxia, so he cooperates with the people of the island country, and it is not considered a traitor.
In fact, for thousands of years, the grievances and hatreds between China and the island countries have been exhausted, and I am just a professional hooligan, and I have been worthy of the ancestors and ancestors by maintaining a patriotic heart in my heart, just like the wine and meat monks, although the wine and meat have worn the intestines, but the Buddha often sits in my heart, and no one dares to say that he is not a disciple of Buddhism.
It is actually quite ridiculous to make yourself a dung green, and look like you don't get along with the people of the island country for old age.
Dongfang Xin finally succeeded in convincing himself to put away his prejudices against the islanders, and then, they had a pleasant exchange and communication, and then reached a preliminary cooperation agreement.
Major Lawrence, who was far away on the other side of the ocean, frowned, and he had two briefings in his hand, one was about Ma Yi's latest report, and the other was that the island country was being played with by the Huaxia military, and the core technology of their newly developed and claimed to be the world's most advanced missile was perfectly declassified by Huaxia.
"Ma Yi!" He stared at the name of a person on the briefing, and then at the various slingshots on the table, he instantly understood that he seemed to have been tricked by this Chinese man named Ma Yi.
"Damn yellow people!" He snapped the case and called Thomas and Jacob to him with a phone call, and scolded him for a scolding of his face. The United States is a country that pays attention to human rights and equality, and Major Lawrence's inexplicable and rude roar makes Thomas and Jacob very dissatisfied.
"Hey, hey, Major Lawrence, can you shut your foul mouth?" Thomas said unceremoniously, and Jacob said, "No, Thomas, we can't shut him up, because we have to know why he's angry at us, and if he can't give us a reasonable explanation, I don't mind pouring shit into his mouth!" ”
"Jacob, you're a good suggestion." Thomas praised.
Major Lawrence turned red angrily as he watched his two men talk about him as if no one was around. He threw the two briefings in his hand at them, held back his anger, and said, "Two gentlemen, it's not that I want to scold you, it's because your brains are full of dung!" ”
Thomas picked up the two briefings, read them through, and didn't see anything to warrant Major Lawrence's rudeness, so he insisted that Major Lawrence lacked upbringing. He handed the briefing to Jacob, who read it for a long time, "The open and secret struggle between the island country and China has long been an open secret, and there are wins and losses between the two sides, and there is no fuss, as for Ma Yi, a hooligan in the underground world, it is not surprising that he has the label of the military on his body, there is an old saying in Huaxia, called the official and bandit family." ”
Major Lawrence's mood changed from anger to helplessness, his subordinates have such an IQ, he can't do anything about them, and the United States is not an island country, the superior leaders can slap their subordinates at will, if he dares to slap Thomas and Jacob, not to mention whether he will be prosecuted, Thomas and Jacob will definitely dare to put a gun to his head.
Maybe they wouldn't really dare to shoot, but a mechanical thing like a gun can easily get out of control, and if it goes off, at such a close range, he will definitely get a headshot under a shot.
"Gentlemen, haven't you learned something from this?" Major Lawrence had the last bit of hope, "You are the elite agents of the United States, you are not a simple-minded guy with developed limbs, right?" Thomas and Jacob saw Major Lawrence's initial swearing turn to cynicism, and they had no idea for a while.
"Jacob, do you see something?" Thomas asked, and Jacob shook his head, "How do I know what two things are completely incompatible, and then what are our concerns?" It was probably Lawrence's wife who was cheating outside and accidentally bumped into us, and then he was upset and used us as a punching bag. Thomas, I think it's over, after all, he is our superior, and if he really angers him, he sends us to the Middle East to fight against the Dead Country, and we will be in the cup. ”