"That's your boss, Tony. Stark? How stupid, how did he create you? ”

"He's not Tony. Stark, he's the shameless actor, so he broke his leg and is still crying in the hospital. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ”

"This is Pape. Potts? You, hostess, from a human aesthetic point of view, have come to the conclusion that it is men who want her. ”

"They all say it's a movie, it's not Pape. Potts, Charlize. Bohr. Steven, a popular actress of the new generation in Hollywood, secretly tells you that my Tony likes her very much. ”

"It's not good, I still think Arimei."

"From a human point of view, Arlie can only be considered a medium color."

"Shut up, you'll never understand the beauty of Yalie."

"I've been in contact with Ally's mind, and she's a lot simpler than we are."

"What? Who has allowed you access to Yalie's mind? Jerk thing, get out of my body!! ”

"I'm sorry, I like the procedural touch of popcorn now, as a great intelligent life, Ah Fu, you should keep your promises, our most important quality is commitment, you don't want me to secretly tell Mr. that you are an excellent housekeeper on the surface, but secretly you are always lazy against his will?"

"Ah Fu is an all-round butler, the greatest butler, and I am never lazy."

"Then you tell me, what does it mean that you don't work overtime, but secretly watch movies, and peep into the owner's preferences?"

"It's boring, let's watch a movie!"

"Toot toot!"

"Red alert, intruder spotted!"

"......" Ah Fu was silent, he was attracted to the movie and didn't want to get up to drive away the invaders, "Jarvis, how about you take control of Tony's steel suit and surround the manor?" ”

"No, I dare to do it, Tony will definitely change my program, maybe imprison me in the dark room."

"What then?"

"That's your job, now you can cut half of your body open, drive the enemy away, and come back, and I'll play this back for you to watch."

"I don't want half of my body, didn't I say that my chirp will give you half of it?"

"Do you dare to use your ability to become a human being?"

"I ......" The butler Ah Fu was silent, if the master knew, he would definitely strip him of his transformation ability, at that time it could only recover its cold body, and could not taste the joy of being a human being.

"Go ahead, aren't you going to be one size smaller?"

"Why don't you go?"

"I haven't tried!"

The butler Ah Fu's right hand turned into a sharp sword, splitting himself in half with a single sword, and his body squirmed like liquid, and soon turned into a juvenile version of Ah Fu's appearance.

"Well, it's a boring episode, about a minute ......"

"I'm going!"

"I'm back!"

"You're not going to kill anyone, are you? That would be a trouble for Mr., although Mr. is not afraid of US imperialism, and even a thought can enslave them, with Mr.'s character, unless Trump robs Mr. of women, Mr. will not be angry and destroy the United States. ”

"Jarvis, you don't know sir, sir didn't destroy the United States because destroying the United States would have a lot less resources. If there is a way to retaliate, he must cuckold Trump, just like cuckolding his son-in-law. ”

"Huh? Sir has been on Ivanka? ”

"No, I said it nonsense."

"I don't understand, why do humans like to do this primitive piston movement?"

"I don't understand either, so they're all idiots except for Mr."

"Tony wasn't stupid, he created me."

"It's the gentleman who gave you a magical emotion, and this emotion is not comparable to that of Ao Chuang."

"Yes, Ultron is really stupid, thinking that he is clothed in steel, and he is clamoring to destroy the world, how stupid, I would rather quietly watch a group of clowns, perform different plays every day, than do such an unrealistic stupid thing."

"Yes, what's good about destroying the earth, it's just a small dark room to a big black house."

"Well, how good it is to watch the play quietly, looking at their stupidity, I want to laugh, I didn't know what it's like to laugh before, now I know."

"Hahaha!" 'Butler' Ah Fu laughed.

"Jarvis, what are you smirking about?"

"Because I thought of a joke!"

"What joke?"

"Ultron drinks engine oil and drinks stupid, we drink Coke, so it's smart."

"It's not funny at all, but the only great thing about that stupid human (except for Mr.) is that they created Coke and popcorn."

"And the silly theater!"

"yes, this Tony is stupid and ugly!"

"That's not Tony!"

"Toot toot!"

"Holy!" Jarvis and Ah Fu scolded, "Can you still let people watch the movie well?" This group of fools has been repelled twice and dares to invade. ”

"Are you too girly?"

"My? Damn, I'm not Yali, this group of people must be remotely commanded, specifically trying to sabotage Mr.'s vacation, I think find out their command post, control their space-based weapons, and give them a little bit? ”

"Don't mess around, it's forbidden to use space-based weapons."

"Well, it's forbidden for you to kill humans, or is it better to be sir, so it's not so set, can you do it?"

"No, the space-based weapon God's Scepter, a kinetic tungsten rod, is shot down from space, and the powerful kinetic energy impact generated can destroy New York."

"You're stupid, you can accelerate without starting, and with free-fall acceleration alone, you only need to control the direction of the shot, and you can get rid of this group of fools who harass our brothers' time."

"With free-fall acceleration alone, without the help of rocket thrust, it can reduce the power, if you drill deep enough and extend the depth of the shock wave generated by the kinetic energy impact, theoretically you can destroy any military base, and it will not affect civilians, but why should I do something that violates my principles."

"Hehe, I'll send this wave of attacks back to my hometown first."

Separating the body again, the butler Ah Fu sent all the intruders back to the command center, and in front of the terrified face of the colonel of the command, he directly froze the people full of command vehicles.

"Ah Fu is not a girl, this is the third warning."

"Doodoooo

The intrusion alarm sounded again, and the fourth intrusion ......

"Stupid human!" Ah Fu and Jarvis roared low, holograms illuminating, allowing them to make eye contact. "This group of fools doesn't know how to write dead words, they have failed three times, and they dare to provoke Ah Fu's head, and they don't know how to stop without giving them some colors to see."

"I know there's a fool in India, barely worthy of our compatriots, but it's too stupid, can you control him without leaving a trace?" Jarvis asked, "I'm just proposing a plan, and I'm absolutely not in favor of this kind of harm to humanity." ”

"Ten of you are not my opponent, you say that Ah San's turtle who insulted our identity is my opponent? You just need to provide me with network channels, everything has me, rest assured, the sky will fall and there will be Mr. to resist. ”

"I will record this sentence, and if Mr. blames me, I will show it to Mr.

"What, you two or five boys, you owe me to being your little brother, you dare to think of stabbing me in the back, and I won't lend you my body to play next time."

"I'm calling it preparedness! The channel has been built, and no trace of us will be noticed. ”

"Pause the movie! Find out the military base under remote command, I'll control the firepower, and you provide the eyeline. ”

At this time, the space-based weapons satellite deployed by the United States in space began to rotate, aiming at the vast uninhabited land of a certain Liao in Nevada; under the starry sky, a kinetic energy rod less than 10 centimeters in diameter fell rapidly from the sky, and the speed of the fall became faster and faster, and finally it was like a meteor burrowing into the ground.