1. I'm already dead (1)
Zheng Ze stared at the pile of ragged, hobbled demons and monsters in front of him who were lining up to cross the bridge like a wandering spirit for nearly ten seconds, and then he reacted - ah, it turns out that I am already dead!
After being a gentleman for more than 20 years, he didn't know how much sour water he was spit on, but he didn't expect that he would be noble before he died, and he sacrificed himself to be a hero. Zheng Ze could already predict how the city's major newspapers would report his death after his death. After all, he had too much play before his death, and there were too many gossips to write, which could be regarded as a joke in the entire financial world.
The real estate predator failed in the struggle for power, the lover betrayed the equity and lost his seat, the green hat on his head and the grassland in his heart, and he fell from a billionaire to a poor egg overnight, is it a moral degradation or a distortion of human nature...... Oh no, this is the favorite part of the TV series at 8 o'clock in the evening. But it's a pity that even if he Zheng Ze is fortunate enough to participate in this ethics drama, he is not the male protagonist in it, not even a big boss, just a fool who is abandoned after being used.
With a self-deprecating smile, Zheng Ze felt that he was really at peace even if he died, he made the best use of his talents, and he was calculated and framed by others during his lifetime, and he had to contribute to the topic after his death.
But he doesn't need to worry about these, he can't run back to settle accounts with that person, tugging at that person's collar, just like the abandoned heroine in the bitter drama, tearfully and pitifully asking why, why do you betray me, is the friendship for so many years all acting, have you ever loved me?
In the previous life, in the previous life, all the grievances and grievances were left in the previous life, he died like a lamp going out, and he was already in the ground, so why worry about those who have not. Those loves, loves, grievances, just stay in the previous life, let him say goodbye to the past now, and then turn around to meet a better tomorrow!
Thinking about it like this, Zheng Ze was not angry or annoyed, as if it was not him who was almost looking for death and life because of the betrayal of the person he loved the most a few minutes ago, and Yun Qingfeng was so light that he couldn't see the slightest sadness.
Oh, of course, that's not him, if you pay attention to the title, it should be counted in the last life.
Maybe it's because there aren't many people who have died recently, and there are no long queues of hundreds of work "windows" that can't be seen at a glance, and there are only a dozen ghosts in each team, all of them are still very sluggish, and they are moving along the line mechanically. Zheng Ze didn't delay much, he found a team with not too many people nearby, and lined up in a regular manner.
At first, he still had the mind to look around, but after a while, he found that the team was really moving at a turtle speed, and after half an hour and couldn't move a meter, he finally couldn't help but stretch out his hand full of blood. If he had encountered this kind of thing that required queuing before, he President Zheng Da could solve it by casually taking out a ticket. However, Grandpa Mao is not useful here, so he has to pull down his face and beg for favors.
However, it was also a loss of money in this place, Zheng Ze found out for the first time that he was still quite talented in marketing, and he said good things to the first few ghosts, and he sold miserably, and he was finally satisfied with the tail of the team to the front.
It was the first time he had talked about a deal without money, just a few kind words and a smile, and he might have been surprised if that person saw this achievement. But it's not good to say, maybe that person will still suspect that he is acting, after all, his reputation has long been zero.
Exercise! What do you want him to do in his previous life? Neuropathy! Zheng Zewu scolded himself, cleaned up his mood, and started his queue again.
After crossing the bridge and coming to the door of "doing business", he is considered to have reached the end of this life.
It is also strange to say, the gate that looked ethereal from a distance before, no matter how hard you tried, could not see the real door, but up close, it was actually glowing with a faint dark light in the dim and dull underworld. And the strangest thing is that the door seems to have taken root from the ground, and there is no crack in it in sight when it is facing downwards, and it is impossible to see the edge upwards. But in addition to these, the carving on the door is exquisite and people can't take their eyes off, the edging façade is all finely carved new flowers, no vermilion lacquer coloring but with a sense of gloom, majestic and solemn, people can't help but be in awe.
Just such a door separates the world of life and death, and the uncle inside decides whether he will be a human or a beast in his next life. Thinking of this, Zheng Ze couldn't help sighing, his heart was quite delicate, he had always decided the fate and future of others, but he had become meat on the chopping block at the moment, and he didn't even have room to struggle, so he could only be slaughtered by others.
But it has come to this point, even if he regrets that he did not do more good deeds in his life, it is too late to exchange himself for a good birth. And maybe it's because he created too many sins in his previous life, so he will keep asking for it in this life, and finally die on the street and can't die well. The retribution of the causal cycle is unpleasant, and it is always his own pot that he can bear. So he didn't continue to entangle, and after the gate had an inexplicable gravitational pull on him, Zheng Ze walked over without hesitation.
It's just that when he was tidying up his appearance before entering the door and was about to tear off the torn sleeves, Zheng Ze suddenly frowned when he lowered his head. There were a pair of obsidian cufflinks on the cuffs of his shirt, understated and luxurious, the only gift the man gave him. He used to regard it as a treasure, and he would feel distressed for a while when he bumped into it, but now it was empty, and the sleeve of his right hand was even more rotten, and the cuffs were empty, and there was no trace of the cufflinks.
Anyway, money and everything are not brought to life and death, and you can't expect a pair of cufflinks to make a fortune in the next life, so why cling to those things that you don't have. Zheng Ze shook his hand, no longer looked at the empty cuffs, and walked towards the carved gate with a smile and his head high, the high door opened in response, and after Zheng Ze stepped in, it automatically closed.
Zheng Ze thought that the decoration in the house should be similar to the outside, but he didn't expect to see it when he came in. Looking around curiously, Zheng Ze suddenly ran out of words, and couldn't think of a suitable word to describe what he saw in front of him, until a delicate and weak cat meow came from his feet, and he thought of a word - cat nest.
Yes, the cat nest, the room is full of various breeds of cats, there is no furniture, there are a lot of cat climbing frames, various shapes and materials, placed in various parts of the room, the whole large feline playground, not at all like a place inhabited.
"Meow woo ......" The kitten at his feet barked softly, hugging Zheng Ze's feet and wanting to climb up. It's a pity that the person who was treated as a cat climbing frame did not cooperate, he took a step back unconsciously, and stood far away after dodging, as if there was some virus on the cat cub, for fear of being infected.
Zheng Ze actually doesn't hate this kind of four-clawed little cute thing, but he definitely doesn't like it, his principle is - as long as that person likes it, but this is all based on the premise of non-aggression against each other's territory.
It is said that he actually had one at home, and it was only four months old when he brought it back, and the palm was large and fragile, not because he wanted to raise it, but because the person liked it. The man liked this little furry animal very tightly, and he was spoiled as a baby, for which he ate vinegar for several days, and bluntly said that he was not as good as a little beast.
Zheng Ze has never been a good-tempered person, at the beginning, in order to make the person happy, he admitted it even if he was not happy, but when the cat uncle occupied the magpie's nest and wanted to occupy the double bed that originally belonged to him, he couldn't bear it.
If you give some face, you kick your nose in the face, not to mention the position that belongs to him, and you still put your ass at him, and ask him to shovel shit every day. Of course, Zheng Ze couldn't let a cat take advantage of him, so he seized an opportunity later, and when the man was on a business trip, he secretly took the little thing out. Of course, he didn't dare to throw the little things of the person's liver baby around, but just found a base dedicated to training pets and threw them in, and asked the people over there to be trained to understand people's words, and told it to sit down, and if it didn't want to go to bed, it would never come over and squeeze it.
Zheng Ze's idea was quite good, and he felt that he hadn't done anything terrible, but he was a little more decisive when he cut it first and then played it, and it was not too late to sue him when the man came back. But he didn't expect that it would be time, and what he gained was a hard punch, not a slap in the face, and a punch in the lower abdomen, and he burst out of physiological tears when he was in pain.
Holding his stomach with painful pantothenic acid, Zheng Ze was aggrieved, he didn't think he had made any mistakes in principle, he was just a cat, why was he treated like this? But after he explained, what he got was a cold eye and ridicule that made him even more chilling.
The man leaned against the door with his arms folded, and though he did not say a word, his eyes were full of contempt and mockery, and he looked at him with a sneer, as if he were watching a funny clown perform a lame comedy.
That was the first time that the man had so unabashedly expressed his ridicule and dislike for Zheng Ze, and the disgust in his eyes pierced Zheng Ze's heart, and that day he held his stomach against the wall, and he didn't react for a long time, until the man closed the door with a "bang".
Later, he Zheng Ze found out why the man was sure that he was lying that day, it turned out that cats are different from dogs, and cats who are proud by nature are undisciplined. The training Keeken he went to take over this business was just because he thought he had the words "stupid and fast" written on his face and wanted to make him a lot of money.
Zheng Ze later learned about such a reason, and he was very aggrieved in his heart, so he didn't rush to pick up the cat back, just thinking about waiting for a few days, everything was possible, and it was not too late to take it back if he really made some achievements. Although it is not as obedient as a dog, it is always possible to learn some simple instructions, and when the time comes, as long as the finished product is put there, the person will naturally know that it is wrong.
But Zheng Ze didn't expect that he set a date to bring the little ancestor back, and wanted to surprise that person, but he received a fright in advance, and he rolled to hell without paying attention. He didn't have a chance to go in his life, Uncle Cat brought it back, and he didn't know what fate that little thing would have if no one claimed it.