"My master is a master of debate. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

"Debate, debate?" You suddenly feel that this name is so familiar, he frowned and thought about it, and suddenly had an epiphany, "Brother remembers, isn't it the one who follows Gao ......?"

Fortunately, you suddenly remembered the occasion and did not complete the following sentences, otherwise you would probably go to jail for slander. You can not be a bird with this debate, but the lover of the debate machine is not ordinary, that is the princess Gaoyang whom Emperor Taizong loves the most.

"Banana, he's a barbecued pork! It's not easy to deal with this argument machine dead lewd monk, even that Xuanzang likes him very much, well, but since I'm here today, my brother can't just leave like this, who are we! Am I still afraid of the five good young men of the 21 st century, who have always adhered to the thinking of the three represents and thoroughly implemented Marxism-Leninism? ”

After secretly squirting a mouthful of water in your heart, you simply waved your hand and said to the little novice: "Let's go, lead the way for the young master, and we will go to meet the flat chicken master today." ”

However, you didn't let Shi Kai accompany you, but let Shi Kai leave halfway, and asked Shi Kai to relay the news to Luo Cheng immediately.

As the little novice arrived, he came to a courtyard in the deepest part of Huichang Temple, where the courtyard was deep and full of flowers. I don't know why, in this excellent artistic conception, your heart naturally reminds of a poem, and at the same time he read it out casually: "Looking at the flowers everywhere, spring comes and goes, who knows its deep meaning, there is a way that 'falling red is not a ruthless thing, turning into spring mud is more protective of flowers.'" 'Ahh ”

"It's a good sentence 'Falling red is not a ruthless thing, turning into spring mud is more protective of flowers.'" , Luo Shizhu must also be an elegant person, but he is vulgar with the general market? "At this moment, a light bulb -- oh no, a bald head reflecting the sun's rays came out of the chamber, and you felt a strong desire at the sight of this man! Yes, there really is no typo this time, and you have an extremely strong desire to beat this bald donkey!

"I-me!"

You scolded directly, and then walked up quickly, looking up and down at the monk in front of you like watching a ladyboy with Thai characteristics, this monk doesn't look strangely dressed, but you reach out and touch it, fuck! It's Shu brocade! His monk's robe turned out to be made of the best Shu brocade today, and this Shu brocade is qualified to be worn by a first-class master!

"Tsk, it's so corrupt, it's so fucking corrupt!" You look at the monk's face again, "yes, I said master, what brand of skin care products do you use, you can actually toss your little face so white and tender, tsk, ouch, it's so tender, it's just as good as my little Yue'er." ”

However, without the monk seeing, a knife suddenly falls from your sleeve, and you use the knife to cut a small piece from the corner of the monk's coat with a very fast speed, and then quickly hide it again.

"Lord Luo, please respect yourself!"

"Okay, I respect myself, I respect myself, I ...... Damn, monk, you're just beating around the bush and scolding me for being fat! "You stepped aside very scoundrelly, but at this time, two little Lori's left the door, uh, little Loli dressed as a man.

"Oh, oops, it's terrible, master, you're good, you actually have a golden house."

"Dead fatty, what nonsense are you talking about!" It was none other than the little Lori you met at the temple gate earlier.

"Lord Luo Shi, I am close friends with this son, and we are talking about Buddhism."

How can you believe it, he glanced at the two of them with a dirty look at the moment, and then looked at the monk with a very evil smile and said: "Hehe, the master doesn't need to say much, we are all men, although you are a monk, but you are not a eunuch, hehe, you can rest assured that my mouth is very strict, and I will never say it." However, you look at this hush money, hehehehe. ”

"Dead fatty, see if I don't tear your stinky mouth!" Little Lori yells and pounces on you.

As you dodge, you shout, "Help, someone is going to kill someone!" ”

In the end, you stopped under the bite of the little Lori, but by this time there were a lot of swollen teeth on his arm, and you leaned against the tree pole a little panting, while the little Lori asked the maid to move the chair and sit down comfortably.

"You little girl, who the hell is it, you actually bite people with your mouth, I said, are you a dog?"

"Hmph, you should bite people like you with your mouth, if you talk nonsense again and ruin my innocence, I will bite you to death!" As she spoke, little Lori also showed a mouthful of white teeth viciously at you.

"Hmph, we are Sven people, and we don't care about a little woman like you. By the way, what kind of master, what did you ask me to do? Young master, I am very busy, at least tens of thousands of taels of silver in a quarter of an hour, delaying my time, I'm afraid even if I sell this Huichang Temple, I can't afford to pay it. ”

"It's nothing, the poor monk heard that Lord Luo Shi is very wise, so he wants to talk to Lord Luo Shi."

"Me? Huigen? You smiled, "Master, you're not joking, and where did you hear that, I'm going to theorize." ”

"It's just a rumor, but when I heard Lord Luo Shi's poem today, the poor monk suddenly felt his eyes opened, but he didn't expect Lord Luo Shi to have such a great talent."

"Cut, it's just a broken poem, young master, I can go more, even the mysteries of your Buddhism I am also very proficient."

"Oh, in that case, why don't we go into the room and talk about it?"

You don't have to think about it to know who this person in front of you is, damn, in this Huichang Temple, it is estimated that the only monk who can look so white is the obscene monk who debates the machine. You don't want to stay here for long, and to be honest, it's a nice environment, but when you see this dog man and woman, you will feel uncomfortable.

"Young master, I don't have time, let's talk about it another day."

"Lord Luo Shi, I know you want to go and meet your little guy, but I'm afraid you won't be able to see him now."

"What do you mean by that?" Hearing this, your whole person immediately jumped up, "Bald donkey, you *** dare to yin me!" ”

"Amitabha, the donor has committed a reception."

"Hat, hum!"

"Bald donkey, how about we make a bet?"

"The poor monk is a monk, and the four are empty, so I don't bet."

"Hmph, I don't dare you!"

"Master, bet with him, I don't believe you will lose!" Little Lori began to agitate on the side.

"What's the matter, dare not, pretending to be the king in front of your sweetheart won't leave a good impression." You raised your eyebrows, almost making little Lori go crazy again.

"Lord Luo Shi, please speak." Pretending to be forced, this bald donkey is too good at pretending.

"Where is there no fish in the water? Where is there no stone in the mountain? What tree has no branches? What son has no father? Who has no husband? Where is there no city? ”