Countless heads stick out of the windows of each classroom in the teaching building next to the back wall of this school, and at a glance, they are dense and black!

In particular, a teacher ran towards them, and as he ran, he shouted angrily: "Zou Mingdong, what are you doing? This is the school, you can't rebel if you want to! ”

This teacher's name is Xu Feng, the director of Dongwu No. 2 Middle School, with a pair of triangular eyes and a fierce appearance, and students will tremble with fear when they see him on weekdays.

Zou Mingdong saw Xu Feng coming straight to him, his face was so shocked that no one was struggling, and he stammered when he spoke: "Xu, Xu, Director Xu, I, I, I ......"

Before he finished speaking, Yao Lidong cried out first, snatching people first, and the wicked sued first!

She is a delicate and beautiful little girl, others see her crying with pear blossoms and rain, even if she is hard-hearted, she has to be soft and pity, plus there is Zou Mingdong standing next to her, five big and three thick, with a horizontal face, compared with the two, you don't need to open your mouth to know who was bullied.

Xu Feng turned his fierce triangular eyes, grabbed Zou Mingdong's neck, and said angrily: "Go with Lao Tzu!" Little red guy, you also bully such a little girl, do you have any humanity? ”

Zou Mingdong felt this grievance in his heart, and he almost didn't cry: "Director Xu, is it her bullying me!" ”

Xu Feng was furious and slapped Zou Mingdong on the head: "You dare to bite back, can you bear it!" Go, follow me to the teaching office! He turned his head to look at Han Jinan and the others: "And you, none of them can escape!" ”

Han Jinan and the others hung their heads in frustration, crying and mourning, and were escorted away by Xu Feng like prisoners.

Xu Feng pinched Zou Mingdong's neck, walked a few steps, looked back at the stunned Li Zhongxun, frowned, and shouted: "Li Zhongxun, why don't you hurry up to class, what are you doing here?" Want to skip class again? ”

Li Zhongxun woke up like a dream, quickly put away the Qiankun Ruyi mirror, stuffed it in his schoolbag, and said, "This is going, this is going!" ”

Xu Feng snorted angrily and turned his head to leave.

Yao Lidong triumphantly watched Zou Mingdong and the others being escorted away by Xu Feng, and said as if inviting merit and offering treasures: "Hey, how is it, is my killer move powerful?" ”

Lee Jong-hoon smiled bitterly: "Amazing, it's too powerful!" ”

Yao Lidong said proudly: "Now you know that it is amazing, right?" If you don't obey, hum! ”

Li Zhongxun suddenly jumped up and glared at Yao Lidong: "Your set is useless to me, I won't eat this set, master!" With that, he walked towards the classroom.

Yao Lidong stomped his feet angrily: "This person is really annoying, not likable at all!" She shouted in a delicate voice behind her, "Hey, wait for me, where are you going?" ”

Lee Jong-hoon didn't pay attention to her, and went all the way back to the classroom, at this time, the teacher in the classroom happened to rush to the teaching office to teach Zou Mingdong a lesson, and Lee Jong-hoon also swaggered into the classroom and sat down by the window in the last row.

Lee Jong-hoon's grades were extremely poor, so he was arranged to sit in the last row, and a natural arrangement like Liu Shengyao, who had good academic performance, leaned on the front.

As soon as he sat down and stuffed his schoolbag, Yao Lidong also walked in with him, and the eyes of this mortal fairy swept in the classroom, and when he saw Li Zhongxun, he was immediately overjoyed.

Although Yao Lidong is young, her eyes are bright and kind, peach eyes are rippling in the autumn water, she is at the door skillfully looking forward to it, smiling skillfully, her eyes are so flowing, her eyes seem to be able to speak, the boys in the classroom are shocked and overturned, and the girls don't read books anymore, looking at Yao Lidong dumbfounded, speechless for a while!

This little lady is so beautiful at such a young age, and she will have it when she grows up? This can't kill a man, right?

Yao Lidong was like air in the whole classroom, and he ran to Li Zhongxun with a fart, and smiled proudly: "You want to get rid of me?" No way! ”

Lee Jong-hoon looked at this guy who looked like a ghost in hanging boots, covered his head, and groaned in pain: "Boss, let me go!" ”

Yao Lidong cocked his well-behaved little nose: "Hmph, that's not good, I want to protect you, if you didn't have me just now, you would be miserable!" ”

As she spoke, she turned her head to look at a classmate next to Lee Jong-hoon, and said unceremoniously, "Hey, let me sit down." ”

Sitting next to him was a fat boy, who subconsciously stood up and stood aside stupidly, staring at Yao Lidong with his eyes, as if his soul was flying out of the sky.

Yao Lidong pulled over the stool and sat next to Li Zhongxun, who looked at her with hostility and vigilance: "Are you sick?" I'm in class, what are you making a fuss about? ”

Yao Lidong has been fighting wits and courage with him for a few rounds in the past few days, and slowly knows that Li Zhongxun eats soft or hard, she rolled her eyes, pretended to be pitiful, and deliberately said loudly: "I'm scared at home alone, just let me sit next to you, I'll just take a look and don't speak." ”

Her pitiful appearance is really the supreme realm of pretending to be cute and cute, killing all men, women and children in seconds, and many students in this class actually said: "Lee Jong-hoon, just let her stay!" ”

The fat man who stood up also took a chair from the vacant desk and chair at the back of the classroom and sat down, and said busily: "Yes, yes, you can sit down, it's okay." ”

Lee Jong-hoon's head was as big as a fight, and he couldn't wait to shout at the whole class: "Hey, don't make me mistake, this girl is not a good bird, she is pretending to be pitiful!" ”

But he knew that if he said so, then Zou Mingdong would be a lesson for him, this girl's killer weapon is really ...... It's terrible bird!

Humans can't stop them from selling cute!

Li Zhongxun held his head helplessly, buried his head on the desk, and groaned in pain, but he soon remembered something, and raised his head nervously to look at Liu Shengyao.

Liu Shengyao was also turning her head to look at Li Zhongxun and the little girl who suddenly appeared out of nowhere and pretended to be cute at this time, she saw Li Zhongxun look over, her cheeks turned red, like a frightened rabbit, and she immediately turned her head.

Li Zhongxun secretly complained in his heart: It's miserable, it's miserable, now she is going to misunderstand, I have nothing to do with this girl, Liu Shengyao children's shoes, don't misunderstand! But...... This girl is so young, there shouldn't be any misunderstanding, right?

He suffered from gains and losses for a while, and he was stupid.

Yao Lidong didn't notice Li Zhongxun's abnormality, but lowered his voice on the side, and said in a chattering voice: "Hey, did you react when you saw the Qiankun Ruyi Mirror just now?" Hey, did you feel anything just now? Hey, have you ever used the invincible Dao magic power in the world? Hey, I'm talking to you! ”

Yao Lidong said a lot, but saw Li Zhongxun staring straight ahead, she stretched out her hand and shook it in front of Li Zhongxun's eyes, but saw that he was suddenly gone, Yao Lidong was furious, and was about to have a seizure, when suddenly his heart moved, and he looked at Li Zhongxun's gaze, but saw a man staring at a slender figure in a daze.

Yao Lidong said tentatively: "Hey, do you like her?" ”

When it came to topics related to Liu Shengyao, Li Zhongxun came back to his soul and looked at her like he had just woken up from a dream: "Huh? Yes! What's the matter with you! ”

Yao Lidong rolled his eyes and said tentatively: "If you like her...... I'll help you get your wish, and as soon as you taste the fragrance, you promise me to practice obediently, how about it? ”

Lee Jong-hoon was stunned: "You? He couldn't help but look up and snort: "How old are you, you haven't grown a few máo, and you taught me to pick up girls!" ”

Yao Lidong was furious: "Hey, you haven't even grown your hair!" I ......" Yao Lidong's words came to her mouth, and she swallowed it back hard, she held back her anger and said, "You dare to underestimate me? Auntie, I haven't eaten pork, haven't I ever seen a pig run? Besides, this kind of thing is originally a mystery for the parties involved, and the bystanders are clear, do you like to listen to it or not, and if you don't listen to it, you will pull it down! ”

Li Zhongxun's temper suddenly attacked, but he grabbed Yao Lidong and said with a smile: "Hey, don't, you talk about it!" ”

Yao Lidong saw him take the bait, and he was secretly happy in his heart, but his face was still angry and said, "You promised me?" ”

Lee Jong-hoon's head nodded like a rattle: "As long as you can help me achieve my wish, I will do whatever you ask me to do!" ”

Yao Lidong's heart blossomed, but her little face was tense, as if she was afraid that she would laugh if she was a little lax, she said seriously: "Women are actually very simple, as long as you have a sweet mouth and praise her beauty, she will be happy, so that she will have a good impression of you!" ”

Lee Jong-hoon looked at her blankly, and after she said it well for a while, she stammered: "This is the end?" ”

Yao Lidong looked at him with a strange expression: "Nonsense, of course it's over!" ”

Lee Jong-hoon was angry: "It's so simple? Who are you fooling you! ”

Yao Lidong herself is a knife mouth tofu heart, the mouth is powerful, the heart is very soft, the ears are also very soft, others praise her twice, she feels that this person is the best person in the world, so she thinks that coaxing girls to be happy is the invincible magic weapon of "one trick fresh, eat all over the world".

Yao Lidong said angrily: "Where did I lie to you? You don't believe it? If you don't believe me, I'll show you! ”

While she was talking, it happened that a young NV teacher walked in with a pot of yellow daisies, this teacher is called Li Xiaoxin, she is quite beautiful, not tall, about one meter six, but she is uneven, she is a newly graduated college student teacher, teaching English, this morning after getting the news from the head teacher, taking over the morning self-study time, early in the morning with the fresh huā planted by himself to the classroom, want the students to start a scene dialogue according to this pot of flowers.

Poor Li Xiaoxin didn't know that she had fallen into blood mold today, and she had met two demon kings of the mixed world, and she was destined to have a cup today.

Li Xiaoxin stood on the podium with a smile and put the potted plants away, and said, "Hello students! ”

The students in the class also said in unison, "Hello Teacher Li! ”

Yao Lidong was whispering to Li Zhongxun at the back of the classroom at this time, and when she saw Li Xiaoxin walking in, she pointed at Li Xiaoxin and said, "If you don't believe it, I'll praise you!" You're going to see it! ”

Yao Lidong stood up confidently and said loudly: "Teacher Li! ”

Li Xiaoxin was holding a piece of chalk and writing in front of the blackboard, and when she heard the voice, she turned her head to look at it, and was stunned, where did this little girl come from? Which class?

Before she could speak, she heard Yao Lidong's voice be crisp and loud: "Teacher Li, you are so beautiful!" ”

Ahh

Li Xiaoxin was confused and nodded blankly.

Yao Lidong took a look, hey, no, this woman doesn't seem to be very happy and happy, is it that I praise her appearance, and she is not happy? Don't...... Want to boast about something else?

Yao Lidong glanced at it and saw a few small daisies trembling gently in the flower pot in front of Li Xiaoxin, and suddenly had an idea, she smiled, and said loudly with confidence: "Teacher Li, your chrysanthemums are so beautiful!" ”

You, your chrysanthemums are so beautiful!!

Everybody Nicaragua Falls Khan! Nuclear bombs, hydrogen bombs, and neutron bombs exploded en masse!!

The class was so quiet in an instant that you could hear the pins falling! Li Xiaoxin stayed in place as if petrified, and the chalk in his hand fell to the ground with a click.

Lee Jong-hoon was stunned for a moment, then laughed wildly, he leaned back, the chair suddenly turned over, and the whole person fell to the ground with a thud, Lee Jong-hoon didn't feel pain, and rolled wildly laughing while holding his stomach.

At this time, the rest of the class also burst into laughter like a tsunami, and the roof of the classroom seemed to be overturned.

Yao Lidong was dazed by this burst of laughter, she praised it once before, but it had no effect, and the second time she praised it like this, she felt weak in her heart, a little hairy, looked at Li Zhongxun in confusion, and said blankly: "Did I say something wrong?" ”

Lee Jong-hoon covered his stomach, barely got up from the ground, and wiped his tears breathlessly: "You are wrong, you shouldn't praise her chrysanthemums for being so beautiful, you should say that her chrysanthemums are good...... Yellow! ”

Where did Yao Lidong know the obscenity of this sentence, she was laughed at by everyone at this time, her heart was empty, hazy, she didn't suspect him, and immediately remedied, and said loudly to Li Xiaoxin: "Oh, oh! Teacher, your chrysanthemums are so yellow! ”

Yao Lidong has been spoiled since she was a child, she is extremely strong in the cultivation of the Dao Law in the Heavenly Realm, her divine personality is extremely high, and she is extremely beautiful, and the gods and Buddhas in the heavens are all courteous when they see her, where will anyone say something inappropriate to her, and where does she know about the obscenity and obscenity of the world?

Yao Lidong looked blankly at Li Zhongxun rolling on the ground holding his stomach, laughing to death, the students in the first class almost laughed so much that they almost soared together, she blinked her eyes, confused: "Am I wrong again?" ”

Her appearance almost made Lee Jong-hoon laugh to death.

Poor Li Xiaoxin is just a college student who has just graduated, where has she ever seen such a battle, her pretty face is purple and red, her ears are almost dripping blood, and tears keep rolling in her eyes for a while, and finally fall down without a fight. Li Xiaoxin covered her face and ran out of the classroom crying.

In the era of Internet information explosion, students are more precocious than one another, although this sentence is extremely obscure, but the vast majority of students in the class understand, the class members of the class saw that the teacher was crying and ran away, although they felt inappropriate in their hearts, but helplessly the sentence "Teacher, your chrysanthemum is so yellow", it is really infinitely lethal, laughing so much that they can't straighten their waists, and they don't even have the strength to speak. (To be continued.) )