Taeyeon doesn't know why she came to school, she knows everything she can learn at school, but there is no way that normal children will go to school at a certain age, and if anyone has a ten-year-old child who has not yet gone to school, the neighborhood will come to watch, and even everyone will chew their tongues when they are at home. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info Taeyeon doesn't care what others think and say, but now she cares about her parents' feelings, and Taeyeon in this world is no longer alone.

Taeyeon walks handsomely to the big playground with her hands in her pockets, but unfortunately her delicate and cute cheeks ruin her handsome look.

Taeyeon noticed that the female teacher on the side had been staring at her, so it must have been the one who her off during class just now!

Speaking of which, at this time, the bear children were still very rich in entertainment, unlike the children after the 2000s, who were either computers or mobile phones.

The playground of this activity class is very lively, in addition to Taeyeon and other small class students, there is also a large class is also taking activity class, there are still a lot of activity classes in kindergarten, and the students in the large class are amazing in the eyes of these small class students, and they will grow tall and strong, but in Taeyeon's eyes, as long as they are students, they are children, after all, the age of Taeyeon's heart is quite high, and it has been more than ten years ago since he graduated with a doctorate in the depths of his memory.

"Taeyeon, aren't you going to play with everyone, you can play with us and jump the band!"

"Playing with the ...... Jumping Band"

"Don't like it?"

"I don't like it, I like to sit in the flower bed quietly and watch the scenery, and watch the prosperity and loneliness of the world where people come and go."

"It's cool."

Seeing a little girl coming to call herself, Taeyeon pretended to be a profound nonsense, but she didn't expect to make this little girl's eyes full of little stars.

Taeyeon habitually sat on the flower bed with Erlang's legs crossed and looked at these bear children with the eyes of outsiders, and at this time, a cute little girl with a mushroom head suddenly came to call Taeyeon, a five-year-old little girl can almost be hooked with cuteness as long as she is not angry, but this girl is really beautiful and cute, and the same round big eyes and pointed chin have begun to take shape, the key is that this girl's skin is as white as a newborn.

Looking at the girl's movement habits, Taeyeon estimates that she is either rich or expensive, because girls who have learned etiquette look more temperamental.

This girl is Taeyeon's first tablemate in this life, and at this time it is popular to have two people at a table, otherwise there would be no popular old song like "You at the Same Table", this girl has been peeking at Taeyeon in class just now, but Taeyeon is not interested in chatting with a five-year-old girl.

There was a very unevenly distributed line of black strokes on the table, with Taeyeon's side taking up only one-third of the line and the girl's side taking up two-thirds.

It is estimated that the girl's original table mate was not less bullied, but fortunately he switched places with the airborne Taeyeon.

The girl's original table mate was called Park Taehuan, and Park Taehuan's Chinese homophonic character 嫖太huan, it is no wonder that such a bad name is called.

It turned out that I heard that there is an artist named Lee Seung Gi in South Korea, you are called "leftover chicken", what kind of girlfriend are you looking for, it can be said that it is useless, this name is called by the man to prove that the love is not good, on the contrary, the woman's name proves that the business is not good, as for the "leftover chicken", how the business is not good, you can make up for it yourself.

But now this girl seems to be quite clingy to herself.

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The kindergarten has a quiz in the last class every Friday, which makes the children sad and happy, because after the last class of the day there are two days of rest and play, but this last lesson is just a worry for the children.

In order to educate children to get in touch with society earlier, this kindergarten deliberately gave children some practical social application problems, which is to play innovation.

After finishing the childish arithmetic problems such as one plus one equals how many and two plus one equals many, Taeyeon finally saw the last application problem. It's hateful to be my cute little tablemate.,This kind of question also peeks at her own test papers.,But for this kind of thing.,Taeyeon won't deliberately show her.,Won't deliberately show her not to show her.,This kind of thing is her own business.,If she likes to plagiarize, she will plagiarize.,If you don't copy her, it's hurting her now.,Copying it for her will hurt her in the future.。

Taeyeon immediately became angry when she saw the test paper, this Nima bug is flying all over the sky!

Take the last application question as an example, as the question Xiaozhi's Xiaozhe handed Xiaozhi three buckets of water at a time, and asked Xiaozhi how many buckets of water he received at a time. Didn't they all say that they handed Xiao Zhi three buckets of water at a time, could it be that Xiao Zhi received four buckets of water at a time, and besides, people only have two hands, Xiao Zhe handed Xiao Zhi three buckets of water at one time, and three hands couldn't do it, the IQ of these two people is really worrying, isn't it stupid, and it doesn't make sense to say that two hands receive three buckets of water.

Then there is the problem, if Xiao Zhi drinks two buckets of water at a time, then Xiao Zhi still has a few buckets of water left.

What's going on next, please have the children to continue writing.

Let's not talk about whether this question is naïve or not, Xiao Zhi drinks two buckets of water at a time, which is too capricious!

However, seeing these children frowning and thinking, Taeyeon felt that she was thinking too much, and kindergarten was a place without logic and without thinking.

In the last class, I saw a child playing with building blocks, Taeyeon pulled off the blocks in the child's hand and threw it far away, Taeyeon reminded me that it was wrong, it was wrong, the child just didn't listen to it, the teacher taught by word and deed, how did Taeyeon not see that the teacher had to stuff the circle into the triangle for more than 20 minutes. This week, there are also boys and girls who often pee into their trouser pockets, and then ask the teacher to change their pants, so that the teacher's experience has also become richer. The most bloody thing is that there are boys who often play with pants, please ask the child to wear a pair of pants for the child. This world doesn't belong to me, and I don't belong to this world, because I don't understand the world of bear children at all!

Taeyeon didn't want to pretend to be profound because of this little thing, because this forced pretense was completely worthless, so Taeyeon honestly wrote the answer.

First of all, Xiao Zhe handed Xiao Zhi three buckets of water, Xiao Zhi also received three buckets of water with two hands, Xiao Zhi carried a bucket of water in one hand and two buckets of water in the other hand It seemed very relaxed, and then Xiao Zhi drank two buckets of water for no reason, it seemed easy to drink three more buckets of water after drinking these two buckets of water, and Xiao Zhe fed the remaining bucket of water to the cow, as for the old cow, he only drank half a bucket of water and felt full, at this time for some reason Xiao Zhi suddenly felt stomach pain, and then Xiao Zhe sent Xiao Zhi to the hospital.

In the end, the result of the examination was that everything was normal for Xiaozhi, and his IQ was also normal, with minus ninety!

When he was hospitalized, Xiao Zhe gave Xiao Zhi a matryoshka doll, opened one after another, one after another, layer upon layer, is there any mistake Xiao Zhi is just a five-year-old child, do you want to dig such a deep pit if it is so complicated!

The entire test paper took a total of 30 minutes to answer, and Taeyeon only took 30 seconds, plus time to complain about the last question.

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"Teacher Li, did any of the students in your class answer the last question correctly, I said that these are children who don't understand the meaning at all!"

The teachers in the office are all women, and they should be a test of patience for kindergarten teachers, and the old men rarely do this kind of work, and these teachers prepare a test paper with two questions, and the last application question full of bugs is from the hands of the trainee female teacher of Taeyeon's class.

On the surface, this question is a mind-blowing problem, but in fact, this question is the real test of these bugs, and today's children are discovering that life and learning are the time to learn and live, and the application problem is to be close to the life of the problem, so the real purpose of this question is to hope that some children can put forward these bugs, which is also the real reason why the question finally puts forward the sentence "What happens next, please have children to continue writing".

But it was this question that slapped her in the face, because after thirty exam papers, none of the children said the real answer.

What the female teacher wants to see most is "the teacher is wrong in this question", it is difficult for Xiao Zhi to take three buckets of water together with both hands, and it is impossible for Xiao Zhi to drink two buckets of water in one go. But in the end, the female teacher was only endlessly disappointed, the female teacher was the daughter of the female dean, and it was precisely because of this tongue twister that she gained countless attention, so the teacher waited to see her jokes, waiting for her to make everyone respect this airborne heir with her strength as she said when she came.

The teacher's judgment is crossed, just for fear of favoritism, Taeyeon's class exchanges with the teacher of the strongest small class.

The other party is a female teacher in her forties with glasses, I saw her shaking her head while judging the papers, there are actually a few people in the Taeyeon class who have won the number of people in the 100-point exam paper, and the class of the Taeyeon class is very cool in her heart, because the other party's strength is really strong, and she doesn't know how the other party did it in the new class this year.

"Teacher Li's last question was raised by you, the purpose is to let them discover life and understand life, but you didn't teach them how to answer it!" The female teacher with the sharp mouth and monkey cheeks on the other side began to nag again: "It is estimated that your class will be at the bottom again this time, only one of the three-quarters of the papers I approved reached more than eighty points, so this is exactly what is wrong with your teaching method, you criticize the papers of our class, you said that there are more than eighty points in our class!" ”

"Twenty-three!"

"You've counted it pretty well!"

In the next class, two children raised the bug in the last question, and the rest of the children answered the normal answer.

I knew that I wouldn't make a military order when I started teaching, and I would have humbly asked my seniors for advice.

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Then it was Taeyeon's turn to be at the same table Gu Mi-hye, this girl had been the first in the class before, and she should be able to earn back some face for the female teacher, and sure enough, the female teacher glanced at the previous questions and basically got them right, only the last question This girl also gave the answer.

The answer is that there are three buckets of water, and after Xiao Zhi drinks two buckets, there is one bucket left, but why does Xiao Zhi drink two buckets of water, I usually feel a little full when I drink a glass of water. So I asked Taeyeon why he drank two buckets of water, Taeyeon said he was brain-dead, and I asked what was brain-dead Taeyeon and said that brain-dead is stupid.

Taeyeon discovers that her table mate is a curious baby who doesn't know how to stop when she asks her about everything.

I remember that Taeyeon was curious about the national border on the table and asked the little tablemate: "You dare to share the territory with the original tablemate, but why don't you share the territory with me?" ”

"Because you're a girl and he's a boy, you don't know that girls will have children if they're too close to boys, especially if you can't let each other's saliva splash on your body!"

Taeyeon didn't explain a sentence to the naivety of the little tablemate at the time, saying that in fact, saliva can't have children, and the distance can't be close, but this sentence triggered a curiosity nerve at the little table, and he had to ask Taeyeon how to have a child, the more Taeyeon didn't mention it, the more she intensified her inquiry, and the words that were originally just casually mentioned ended up causing Taeyeon to get into trouble, lying Taeyeon disdainful and afraid to say the truth, so Taeyeon fell into a dilemma.

"Taeyeon, you're going to tell me how to have a baby!"

The little table mate on the playground chased Taeyeon, and this sentence made the teachers roll their eyes all the time as they watched the second daughter, and the teachers knew that they didn't dare to tell the child.

It's like an adult can stop a child who blows a certain set as a balloon, but they don't dare to tell them why they can't blow it up, otherwise they will be a hooligan of Chiguoguo.

"This matter can only be triggered by a man and a woman, because children need a father and a mother, and there must be no outsiders to watch and figure it out during the process, let alone the rest of the people to join in, and the woman has a small chance of being able to conceive a child after the incident!" Forced to helplessly, Taeyeon pulled the little table closer to the grove and said nonsense: "The moment of birth of life is solemn and sacred, and the little life will stay in the mother's womb for ten months, and finally be born in this world in the form of a baby!" ”

"It turns out that a man and a woman put a child in the woman's belly, so how did they put the child in it?"

The problem of daring to go around is back, and Taeyeon can't figure out how to explain how to put the child in her belly.

Anyway, what is this talking about, is this a physiology lesson for young girls?

Now the female teacher saw the word Taeyeon on the girl's paper and her spirit jumped, Taeyeon is a strange and somewhat weird girl, I remember that in the first class, I played with myself in the palm of my hand, she always hung a meaningful smile, and that pair of eyes seemed to be able to see through everything about the incident, seeing this girl, the female teacher felt that she would involuntarily have respect and fear, no way the girl's temperament and style are too weird.

But now the female teacher is looking forward to Taeyeon's miracle, and let these people see what it means to be outside.

Taeyeon, you can't let me down, I only have you as a weight, rise up, Taeyeon!