11. Fallen off the horse (Xiuwen)
"Uh...... Hello, I'm Gu Yunchi. Gu Yunchi stood at the door of the dormitory, looking at the people in the dormitory who maintained a strange posture, and was a little suspicious that he was going to the wrong place.
"Huh? Alas...... You wait! After Ye Xin saw his roommate at the door, he quickly put his legs off his head, but because he was too anxious, he couldn't put it down the more anxious, and finally fell to the ground with a "snap".
"You...... You okay? Gu Yunchi looked at the door number, that's right, this is his bedroom. The second goods in the house should be his roommate Ye Xin...... But what is he doing here?
"It's okay, it's okay!" Ye Xin finally separated his entangled hands and feet, and after getting up from the ground quickly, he patted the ash on his body that was not at all at all: "You are Gu Yunchi, right?" Hello, I'm your roommate Ye Xin. ”
"Hello, you were just in ...... Do what? "Ye Xin's appearance just now was too stupid, one foot went directly around the back of his neck, and he stretched his hands forward and didn't know what he was doing to make himself look like that, which was also quite powerful.
"You don't know?" After Ye Xin heard Gu Yunchi's question, his eyes widened and he looked at Gu Yunchi in disbelief. Ye Xin had long known that his roommate was the top student with a perfect score in the assessment, and he thought he must know.
Gu Yunchi looked at Ye Xin like this, he only felt inexplicable, and after thinking about it carefully, there was nothing wrong with the sentence just now: "Should I know?"
Ye Xin looked at Gu Yunchi again and again, and after making sure that Gu Yunchi really didn't know, he cleared his throat: "Ahem!" What I have just done is the wisdom of the people of ancient India - yoga! After thinking about it, I was afraid that Gu Yunchi would only study ancient Chinese culture, and added: "Ancient Chinese people also respect it!" ”
The proud little expression on his face almost didn't say "Praise me, praise me".
Gu Yunchi saw Ye Xin's appearance of playing treasure, endured and endured, couldn't help it, couldn't bear it: "Poof...... Hahaha, yoga ...... Hahaha. ”
Ye Xin saw Gu Yunchi's breathless appearance with a smile, and he didn't play tricks anymore: "What's wrong?" ”
Gu Yun slowed down: "Yoga is about physical and mental relaxation, and the posture you just ...... was there."
Ye Xin thought about the distorted posture of his whole body just now, and felt that his whole body was sore now, and it really had nothing to do with relaxation, and his face turned red: "This is what I saw in an ancient book, but it deserves to be the first place, and I even know this." ”
"......", so the "prestige" of his first place has been spread far away?
"Meow~" Before Gu Yunchi could say anything, Chris ran out behind Gu Yunchi.
"Is this your cat? So cute! After Ye Xin saw Chris, he didn't bother with his shame just now, and reached out to touch Chris's head, but before he touched Chris, he was scratched by Chris's paw on the back of his hand, and blood immediately came out of the scratched place.
"Chris!" Gu Yunchi immediately stopped Chris, and his tone was a little stern. The reason why he didn't stop Ye Xin was that Chris always knew how to be measured. But now Chris actually scratched the back of Ye Xin's hand directly.
Seeing Gu Yunchi's angry appearance, Ye Xin waved the back of his hand, "It's okay, it's all minor injuries, just wait and spray it." As he spoke, he took out a spray bottle from his light brain and sprayed it twice on the back of his hand. After a while, Ye Xin's back became as smooth as ever, and no one could tell that Ye Xin had just been injured.
Ye Xin withdrew the spray back to his head, and thought of the words that Gu Yunchi shouted just now: "You call it Chris?" ”
After Gu Yunchi heard Ye Xin's words, he reacted, there is a national male god in the empire, Chris Andre, and now he is called Xiaobai Chris: "This is because of ......"
Before Gu Yunchi could think about how to perfunctory Ye Xin in his heart, Ye Xin waved his hand: "Oh, I understand, you also have a crush on Colonel Chris, right?" My sister also named her teddy bear doll Chris. ”
As he spoke, he squeezed his eyebrows at Gu Yunchi, like that, how obscene it is.
Gu Yunchi, who was inexplicably crushed on Chris: "......" But it's better to have this reason than to arrange one yourself? Gu Yunchi immediately climbed up the pole: "That's right! My love for Colonel Chris runs like a river! How sad can you be? It's like a crush in my heart. Ever since I saw ......" on the interstellar web"
"Stop, stop! Enough of listening to my sister at home, don't say any more...... Although what you say is very literary! ”
Just as Gu Yunchi racked his brains and confessed affectionately, Ye Xin immediately stopped. Although he also admires Colonel Chris, he can't stand listening to people talk about it every day! Gu Yunchi breathed a sigh of relief after being stopped, this kind of foolishness is still quite brain-consuming......
Neither of them noticed Chris, who licked his paws on the ground and turned into a windmill: Let's just say that the neighbor has bad intentions towards me! Look, don't you admit it now? For the sake of him liking me so much, let's marry him home.
If it weren't for the white hairs on his face, Chris would have noticed two suspicious blush on his face. But even if you find out, according to Chris's arrogant character, most of them will not admit it!
Ye Xin saw that Gu Yunchi was still standing at the door, and hurriedly brought Gu Yunchi in: "The room on the left is mine, and the room on the right is yours, can you clean up first?" ”
"Thank you." Gu Yunchi opened the door on the right, and after observing a circle, Gu Yunchi said that he couldn't be too satisfied: not to mention one room for a person, there is a separate bathroom, half of the room is vacant, and there is no problem at all in making a simple kitchen. It's so much better. Thumbs up!!
Gu Yunchi immediately released Xiao A and asked Xiao A to help clean up the room. I took out the beef jerky I had prepared last night. Since he knew that the dormitory was a two-person dormitory, Gu Yunchi was afraid that he would be rejected by his roommate if he wanted to renovate the dormitory, so he decided to use snacks to lure him first, and only after giving the benefits did he have the following things to talk about!
Although after seeing Ye Xin, Gu Yunchi understood that this was not a roommate who was difficult to get along with, but the gift also had to be delivered: "This is the beef jerky I made at home, don't dislike it if the craftsmanship is not good." Gu Yunchi was rarely humble.
Gu Yunchi handed the beef jerky in his hand to Ye Xin, and didn't see Chris's angry gaze below: What I haven't seen before, it's not the first one for me to eat? Is there a little bit of self-consciousness as a wife?
"Whew!! Thank you!! Don't dislike it, don't dislike it. After Ye Xin heard the food, he immediately ran over, and it looked like a puppy that had seen a bone, and he almost didn't make a sound.
Gu Yunchi looked at the roommate in front of him, as if he saw a big fluffy tail behind him turned into a windmill. The palm of my hand felt a little itchy for some reason, and I wanted to reach out to Ye Xin's hairy head and rub it, but finally endured it and forcibly pressed down this **.
Over there, Ye Xin couldn't wait to open the box and stuffed a piece of beef jerky into his mouth: "It's delicious!" The craftsmanship is already very good! You wait, I recommend you a po master who often puts food tutorials! You'll love it. Saying that, Ye Xin clicked on the light brain.
Wait a minute! No!!! Gu Yunchi woke up from his fantasies about his roommate's furry furry and immediately put out Erkang's hand in his heart.
"That po master also has a little white cat like you, but the po owner's little white cat is called Xiaobai, then it's him, Gu Gongzi!" Here Ye Xin was still talking, Gu Yunchi felt that he couldn't hear what his roommate was saying anymore, if God gave him another chance...... Gu Yunchi felt that he would still fall off his horse sooner or later.
"Gu Gongzi has a new name today, and his Xiaobai has a new name, called Chris...... Wait a minute...... Chris!? Ye Xin finally reacted, looked at the beef jerky in his hand, then looked at Gu Yunchi, and finally his gaze stayed on Chris. After a pause, just when Gu Yunchi thought that he wouldn't say anything, he heard Ye Xin shouting:
"You are Gu Gong......"
"Shh!!h Gu Yunchi immediately stepped forward and covered Ye Xin's mouth, looking at Ye Xin's wide-eyed disbelief, Gu Yunchi couldn't wait to turn back time, he could go back to the morning and take back the dynamics, and by the way, go back to the beginning and change the PO name of Gu Gongzi at the beginning!
If Gu Yun knew sooner or later that this ID would have a miraculous effect on today's horse drop, he would definitely consider changing the ID to Yun Gongzi or Ze Chi Gongzi. Well, we really shouldn't have any illusions about a name.
"Don't roar after letting go of you." After Gu Yunchi finished speaking, seeing Ye Xin nodding violently, he let go of the hand that was covering Ye Xin.
Ye Xin jumped up and down around Gu Yunchi excitedly: "You are Gu Gongzi?" Why not have a kitchen in your bedroom? If you want anything, just say, I'll give money! ”
Gu Yunchi looked at Ye Xin's wealthy appearance, although he was very pleased that Ye Xin was so knowledgeable, but it was not fun for the waistcoat to fall off: "The secret is distributed to the niche, and the surprise you get is the big one." So ......"
"I'm not going to say it!" After Ye Xin heard this, he immediately understood what Gu Yunchi meant, and immediately swore to the sky, but: "Chris's image is too obvious, and you are a show cat madman......
Gu Yunchi is also thinking about this question now, just now he was the vest that was stripped off by Chris, simple and rude, leaving no room for it. But let him give up Chris, Gu Yunchi was reluctant. As if he understood Gu Yunchi's troubles, Ye Xin gave Gu Yunchi a bad idea......