5. The wall is knocking
You don't need to ask, until this must be the legend of Bang Gree, the lark predecessor in Sawada's mouth. If this person is not, there is no way to make up a stern senior image that is more in line with beating Tsunakichi Sawada three meals a day this summer.
At the same time, she finally understood why Sawada told her not to be too surprised when she saw the lark—this hair, this eyes, this face shape...... It looks so similar to the earthwork mulberry of the real selection house!! Is there any kinship between them? By the way, that's true, right? That's why it's often compared! That's why Okita will be unhappy when he sees Sawada who collapses the grid! This is not just a business grab, this is how much love-hate entanglement!
In this way, the lark of Bang Gelie seems to be a few years younger than the earthwork of the real house. Well, but the advisor who can guide others sounds like the older you get, the more popular you get. However, being too old can make people feel that they can't keep up with the times, so considering the comprehensive factors, the best age to be a god stick is between 30 and 50 years old. Looking at it this way, the older ones are relatively stable and the more stable ones are, and the experienced earthworks may be slightly better.
But I don't dare to say this sentence this summer.
"Hmph. I dare to come back. "It's worthy of being a super domineering guy.,This lark senior completely ignored the storage zài of this summer and others.,Straight to Sawada Tsunayoshi who thought he could pretend not to save zài by holding his head.。
"Yes, I'm sorry!!!" However, Sawada only knows to apologize.
"Don't talk about these useless things." The lark looked down at Sawada condescendingly, with a cruel smile on Kiyori's face: "You're ready to be bitten by me, huh?" ”
"No, no, no, no, no!!" Sawada hugged his head and ran all over the house: "Don't hit me!" ”
"Stop. Say, where have you been running from morning until now? "Seeing Sawada running all over the house alone, the lark didn't bother to chase after him, and the coat on his shoulders automatically raised without wind, but it never fell off, which was really amazing.
"No, no—"
"Wow, not only did you dare to eavesdrop on me talking to Kawahira-san, but you also dared to lie." casually took out one from his long sleeve and pulled it towards Sawada.
Sawada jumped like a little monkey, but he was still pumped many times, and he hugged his arms and screamed in pain. At this time, a person suspected of being "Mr. Kabunira" mentioned by Sawada came over, dressed plainly, wearing glasses of a simple style, less than thirty years old, with white and refreshing hair. He tucked his hands into his sleeves and smiled kindly.
"Alright, alright, lark." As soon as the man spoke, all eyes turned to him, and they only heard him say, "How can you keep a guest waiting for a long time compared to those little things?" I'm Kabunei from Bang Gree, how do you call you? ”
Sure enough, it's him.
I've heard of this name this summer, but I didn't expect this Kawahira to look so young. There are rumors outside that this guy has been squatting at home for a hundred years...... Sure enough, it's a rumor, right?
This summer put on a just right smile, not in the tone of a guest, but in the tone of a friend of Tsunayoshi Sawada, "Just call me this summer." ”
"Oh." Kawahira showed a clear expression, and said quite lively: "It turned out to be the mayor of the town." "I don't see the slightest respect for the officials, I think this summer. He's not a fool either.
"Huh? Butterfly? Is she famous? I don't think I've ever been to our house. A child who looks like a boy who takes care of the landlord's daily life asks with his face tilted. The century-old store really lives up to its name, and even children are so distinctive.
"It's very famous." Kawahira may want the expression of a simple businessman, but in the eyes of this summer, he can only show the capitalized "BOSS" on his attribute panel. In this world of squatting at home, there is not a single person who did not survive here without the ability to destroy the world, defeated countless officials who mobilized them to work and pay taxes. In particular, guys like this, who have been rumored to have been at least a hundred years old, but don't look yet thirty years old, must be old goblins.
Just like now, he smiled and explained to the child, "This summer is the youngest and most beautiful town master we have ever seen." It's hard to come up with a talent like this in the future. Many of the officials who have visited have praised this summer. She's a man with a bright future. ”
"Wow! That's such an important guest! There must be a lot of trouble in trying to climb up, right? You can come and talk to us about anything. Xiao Tong said.
Sorry, are you really a pure and lovely child? Do you even know that "it will take a lot of trouble to climb up"?
I complained in my heart this summer. You must know that more than half of the funds she raised from participating in the election came from large-scale companies that were eyeing these talented but self-depraved wizards in Nit Town, and half of them were similar to donations with love! Everyone is full of enthusiasm for such a smart and beautiful child who is willing to squat at home. Besides, she was elected as the mayor of the town this year, not to mention the big man above, she can't even have a relationship with an official at the same level as herself, okay! Speaking of climbing up, there is still a long way to go!
But this summer still has a fake smile on his face, and he says yes, yes.
"Are you finished?" At this time, as long as he is in a picture with everyone, he will not be willing to let the ordinary lark senior shake the thing used to beat people, and flexibly turn it around in his hand, he said: "Come and deal with this guy for me when you finish speaking." ”
Dispose?!
Sawada Tsunayoshi hugged his head and cried with a sad face: "Can you not deal with my ......?"
The lark smiled coolly: "No." ”
Kawahira just smiled and pretended to be stupid, but he didn't stop it. So, a bunch of men in suits dressed strangely and with French bread rolls on their heads ran out and tied up Sawada to take them away.
"Well, please wait a minute......" Jinxia felt that it would be too much for her to say nothing at this time. Not only because of her status as an official, but also because she is the person brought back by Sawada. She was still dripping with water, she didn't come to see Sawada being "processed", she was here to deal with her wolf bèi!
"Huh?" The lark glanced at her disdainfully, and said indifferently, "Don't worry. Next up is you. Breaking my rules for the crime of private contact, I have not yet been tried. ”
Judge your sister!! You've been at the top of the pyramid for too long, and you haven't been repaired for a long time, and you can't speak human words!
This summer was sinister and vicious in his heart, and said with righteous words on his face: "I don't want to have private contact with the people in your store, and I don't need you to be my advisor." I accidentally got splashed on my body by the water that was spilled, and Sawada happened to pass by and kindly took me to clean it up. What you want to do with your people, I don't care. But if there's a violation of the law, I'll have to take care of it. However, what she is thinking in her heart now is: It's crazy, oh hum, you fight, after the fight, I will take Sawada to have his injuries examined, and then lock you up for 10,000 years!
"Did I say I wanted to hear your explanation?" Skylark, however, is not a good communicator. He made a "hehe, you said a lot just now, but I wasn't listening" expression, and continued to instruct the men with French bread curls on their heads: "Take him down for two hungry meals first." ”
"Hey! Why are you so annoying! At this time, the silver-haired boy who had been pulling Sawada to the side to whisper at the beginning rushed up and grabbed the lark's clothes. It must be that the lark is too heavy to achieve the effect of "lifting him up". The two of them were almost nose-to-nose, but neither of them meant to be shy, no, do they know what "shyness" is?
"You owe it too. I happen to have an account to settle with you. With a vigorous wave, the lark waved away the hand that was holding the hem of his robe. A beautiful sneer hung over his lips - he couldn't be sure if it was a sneer or a prank this summer.
Sawada was finally taken down, with a pitiful expression, and he didn't struggle much. It seems that two hungry meals are already a routine for him.
"Let's talk about you." The lark glanced at this summer lightly at this time: "Go upstairs and say." ”
So, this summer, I was fortunate enough to skip the order of registration, appointment, and queuing in the consultation room without spending a penny, and came to the room of the Skylark Consultant, who had an extremely expensive consultation fee.
"Sit." The lark's words were simple and crude. It seems that he is very accustomed to giving orders. I've seen too many people like this summer. She has been the elite of the elite since she was a child, and most of the elite schools in the small, middle and high schools are the children of the domineering president's family, and she will naturally grow up to be a domineering president when she grows up. For this summer, dealing with a few overbearing guys is as simple as eating and drinking. She sat down across from the domineering lady Skylark with a smile on her face, wanting to see what he had to say.
"I can see that you are not familiar with Tsunyoshi Sawada." Poured himself a cup of tea, Skylark said lightly. There's only one teacup on the table from beginning to end, don't expect him to drink it for himself, right? This summer smiled and said nothing, complaining about him in his heart: stingy ghost stingy ghost.
"It's not very familiar." She replied,
"Hmph." All beauties have a pair of talking eyes, and the lark is no exception, but at the moment his eyes tell disdainful feelings. "I've heard of you. I became the mayor of the town just by canvassing for votes by speech, and I thought you had something to do. It's just a herbivore. ”
Are you a carnivorous? Humans are omnivores! Looking at the lark this summer, his eyes are a little complicated: this guy must be usually spoiled, how can it be more difficult to do than Keigo Jibe. She knows that as long as she does not defraud guests in spending, a consultant like this who can take care of many fields at the same time will be treated as a cash cow and façade of the entire building, and will be respected and cared for by the highest standard. Skylarks enjoy more than just respect and love, right? It's fear.
Only when you let the other person know that you are on the same level as him will you have the possibility of communication. Otherwise, all words will be taken as a deaf ear.
This summer, he straightened his posture again and said very seriously: "Now that I know about that speech, I want to make it clear again: it is not for fun. And, Kyoya Skylark, you are also one of my targets. I will definitely let you get out of this cramped hut, go to work, and create more social value. "Well, that's the goal I just added. She didn't want to directly challenge the Lark's difficulty level of home squatting. I heard that this guy doesn't even come out of the house, and he asks someone to run errands to buy things.
"There is no value." The lark took another sip of tea, and said flatly, not bothering to lift his eyelids.
"Then what's the value of you doing a house squat here?" Jinxia scratched his chin and asked very lightly.
"Get out." The lark smacked the teacup on the table, and his voice was very crisp.
"Okay." Jinxia stood up, rubbed his calves, which were a little numb because of his sitting position, ignored the insulting words, and continued: "It's not right for me to come and mobilize you to go out to work without doing your homework. Not everyone has the courage to go out, it seems that my expectations for you are too high, after all, not everyone can be Urahara Kisuke. ”
"Stop." The lark was fooled, and he reacted more excitedly than he expected this summer.
Is he that tall? This summer thought this when I saw him stand up and walk towards him.
"Smack".
The lark overbearingly knocked a hole in the paper door behind him with the thing he had just beaten Sawada. This summer looked sideways, unsure if the weapon was on the list of prohibited sharp objects to carry on board.
This! This! Isn't this the legendary wall knock!
She was actually squatted on the wall by a family! Skylark showed her a new concept of squatting at home today: squatting at home will also flirt with girls!
"Tell me about it. What happened to Kisuke Urahara? "The Skylark's focus is still on this matter.
This summer smirked, and his fingertips poked into the lark's classical school uniform, right in the center, pushing him slightly away from a distance. "Kisuke Urahara is a legend, he successfully squatted out of a stubborn home, and now the most popular fashion brands outside are his masterpieces. Hawkers, including the most popular makeup techniques now, are also studied and carried forward by him. Speaking of this, this summer took a deep breath and deliberately said in a soft and distant voice: "Well, this fragrance is very good." This scent is a mixture of toilet water and old soap with rouge and a little bit of toasted mosquito coil pieces...... If I'm not mistaken, it's the biggest perfume made by Kisuke Urahara, huh? Kisuke No. 1 or something......"
"Tsk." Hearing this, the lark recovered from his posture, and quickly tore off his coat, and threw it on the incense lamp next to him, covering the incense. "So he succeeded?" The last sentence was very loud and suspiciously intonated. This summer, I think the lark should be familiar with Urahara. At least more familiar than her. So, what does he mean by "succeeding"? No matter what point of view, Kisuke Urahara is undoubtedly a very successful man, yes.
"Hmph. Do whatever you want. In the end, the lark hooked the corners of his mouth, and his smile was sarcastic, but still beautiful. He said, "It's useless." ”
She only does what she wants to do, and as for whether it is useful or not, she will talk about it when she is done. In the face of that sarcastic smile, this summer tilted his head and smiled very confidently. She could imagine how indebted her expression was now. At that time, because of the need to give speeches everywhere, she practiced all kinds of smiles in front of the mirror for a long time. "I'll do it," she said. Thank you for your continued care. ”
But the lark said, "You stink." ”
Your sister!! I didn't expect you to be this kind of consultant!