Chapter 196 Playing with fire, urinating on the kang

There is a custom in Korea called the Moon House, which is to build a bright house with everyone during the full moon period, in the village square, with more than ten tree trunks to build a conical roof truss, when the moon rises, shake fireworks and throw them on the moon house, making it a huge fire, people sing and dance in front of the fire. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info This also indicates that there will be a prosperous and huge harvest in the village in the autumn of this year.

The Moon House was built by Dacheng Kim Jong Kook and his boys cutting down trees, and Dacheng, who lost Yuna, could only turn grief and anger into strength.

Taeyeon took a moment to mourn for him.

At night, everyone faces the moon together, waiting for the moon to rise, Taeyeon and Yoona are also looking forward to it, because it is really cold and windy, and everyone is so warm and warm when they light the fire, because they are filming a variety show, so everyone has to do their best to be a monkey invited to make a comedy, and even the monkey himself does not hesitate to come, in short, he can't be idle. But when everyone showed their skills to attract the camera as much as possible, Yoona saw that Taeyeon was just looking dryly.

"Taeyeon, weren't you able to do a lot of tricks with a lighter when you were a child, why don't you play anymore when you grow up!" Yun'er smiled mischievously and took the program team to prepare a lighter: "You are performing, let me learn it, and let everyone see it!" ”

"It's not convenient to go back now."

"Cut, what's inconvenient, everyone has a lot of fun here, even chili oil can play with nosebleeds!"

Indeed, a big name in the entertainment industry must have some reasonable personal skills, such as a girl named Kim Nam-joo who can swallow dozens of sausages in one bite.

It's sad to think about.

But playing with a lighter is not a difficult skill, it is a magic trick that is easy to understand for children, and Taeyeon is embarrassed to play with a lighter here. Besides, if you don't get it right, you will burn your hands, and Taeyeon doesn't want Yoona to play. But to find a simple and easy-to-understand excuse, Taeyeon, who thinks about it and has no good ideas, suddenly thinks of the words that children say as soon as they play with fire, and they come with their mouths open: "You'd better not play with fire, because playing with fire, urine kang!" ”

Originally, it was a whisper that people heard, Kim Jong Kook, who was holding a lighter to light fireworks for everyone, and those family members who were holding fireworks almost spit out a mouthful of old blood.

Everyone feels that "It's Like Being Shot", not to mention that you can get shot while lying down, there are so many people who are shot while lying together.

Liu Zaishi was playing with the fireworks in his hand, and at the same time helplessly looked at Taeyeon who was talking about playing with fire and urine: "Taeyeon, is there any scientific basis for what you said, this doesn't seem to be logical, playing with fire and urinating on the kang don't seem to match!" ”

"Liu Zai stone puppet, I don't mean that, I don't mean to play with this kind of fireworks will urinate the kang, but play with the fire of the lighter will urinate the kang!"

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"Then you're talking about me!" After listening to Taeyeon's words, everyone subconsciously breathed a sigh of relief, except for Kim Jong Kook, who was holding a lighter to light fireworks for everyone.

"I mean, it's not that you can urinate on the kang when you play with a lighter, it's just that a child who plays with a lighter can urinate on the kang." Taeyeon, who didn't care too much about it, also felt that Kim Jong Kook was quite unlucky: "The saying of playing with fire and urinating kang has been around for a long time, and this is a folk custom, of course, if you say that the scientific basis is not specific and exquisite." But what kind of principle is this, because once you play with fire, the brain will be stimulated by fire, and the cerebral cortex will always be in a state of excitement, because you have always been afraid of the danger of fire, so you will encounter all the events related to water when you dream, because fire is opposite to water, and everyone knows that you can't go to the toilet in your dreams.

In fact, there is an allusion here, there is a child named Erma, when he was a child, he liked to play with fire very much, and even almost caused an accident again and again, so the adults thought of a way, the next morning when the child played with fire, he poured water on his bed, and lied to him that the child would wet the bed as soon as he played with fire, and the neighbors saw that this method worked, so they followed suit.

I would like to warn the children in front of the TV that although fire is fun, it can also hurt a lot, and to protect yourself is to avoid playing with fire.

If adults are helpless about children playing with fire all the time, you can also use my methods above to prevent children from playing with fire. Of course, we should also pay attention in life, keep your children away from gas, away from fire, and wish everyone in front of the TV a safe and peaceful year.

Due to the time constraints, this is the end of the Sunflower Ernie class, thank you for watching. ”

After listening to Taeyeon's seven- or eight-minute speech to the camera, the rest of the family members Khan didn't act like this.

These seven or eight minutes of exclusive footage were returned as soon as they were broadcast.

Of course, Taeyeon doesn't have any scruples, because Taeyeon knows that if she can't broadcast it, the post-production members will edit it.

But everyone didn't expect the program team to really broadcast it, although the content is a little dirty, but after all, it is also positive, and this idea is also very creative, who would have thought of talking serious nonsense in front of the camera and teaching everyone a lesson. The program team put a doctor's hat on Taeyeon's special effects for five cents, and gave Taeyeon a seven- or eight-minute special show. Since the content is to teach younger brothers and sisters to use fire safely, the program team did not name this special session Sunflower Ernie Classroom, but took a resounding name called "Senior Sister Knows"!

After listening to this passage, Liu Zaishi never said that he couldn't urinate on the kang when playing with fire, because he couldn't say it at all, Taeyeon obviously meant to use this to teach the children in front of the TV not to play with fire, so that the children could stay away from the fire, Liu Zaishi said that he couldn't urinate on the kang when playing with fire, isn't that ignorant?

After all, Taeyeon is positive, and when he says that you can't urinate on the kang when you play with fire, that's not the same as persuading the child to say, play with fire, there's nothing wrong after playing with fire.

The members began to listen to Taeyeon's pale defense, and they were still feeling funny, but they didn't expect that after Taeyeon finished speaking, no one could say that they couldn't play with fire and urinate on the kang. This kind of eloquence and wisdom of turning black into white is simply incomparable, forcing them not to be convinced, but also to take it orally!

But now the members are really going to play with fire, each member lit the fireworks, implicated them with a thin string, turned their arms in a circle, shouted and threw the fireworks on the moon house, and when the moon house was on fire, everyone shouted and cheered, sang and danced.

The most is to dance the "gee" dance of Girls' Generation, which is the common crystallization of every bombardment in Girls' Generation, and it is also the ladder of their rise.

Taeyeon took Yoona's somewhat cold hand again, put it in front of her small mouth and blew, "Is it cold?" ”