Chapter 24: I Don't Have Bananas!
CHAPTER XXIV
In every city there is always a group of people who are loosely dressed but very sports-friendly, they wear bracers and hoods and shuttle between pedestrians and buildings, they are never lacking in youthful energy, they are running around every time you see them, they are like ninjas in the real world, living assassins, except that they prefer to be ostentatious.
And the city where I am temporarily staying seems to be home to such a group of guys.
"Big brother, no, no! I can't hold on anymore! "This is a little guy in a blue hooded sweatshirt, we call him Little Blue, and he's holding a pipe with both hands that nails one end to the ground like the one used in pole dancing. This is not a simple job, if it is a person who exercises regularly, it may be able to hold on for a short time, and this Xiaolan, who is neither a gymnast nor a muscular man who looks very gay, has been persevering for more than ten minutes, which can be said to be an impossible task for him as a student.
"Stinky boy, hold on to me! Give Lao Tzu all the strength you can't hold on to on your arms! Unlike Xiaolan, the person who was holding his shoulders to supervise his training was only wearing a tight white vest, you must know that it was late autumn, and Guan was looking at him and felt so hot. And judging from his bare arms, the intensity of this guy's training is definitely not small.
"Yes~" Xiaolan continued to grit his teeth and insist, his arms trembled like a sieve, and beads of sweat on his face dripped down his cheeks and smashed on the ground.
"Speak louder! Haven't you been weaned yet? "The vest brother is not satisfied with Xiaolan's answer." Be!! And Xiaolan also responded to the expectation of the eldest brother and let out this roar from the soul. Good! That's it! The vest brother nodded with satisfaction, took out his watch, and made the final countdown for Xiaolan.
There are only ten seconds left before the 15-minute level, and as a big brother who has persevered for many days and nights, he clearly knows that the more he reaches the end, the more difficult it is to persevere, and at the same time, it is also the moment that can best surpass his own limits. Holding on for an extra second in the last minute is also more effective than the first minute for improving physical fitness.
"Come on, little blue! Five seconds to go! The eldest brother clenched the watch in his hand hard, revealing the green tendons on the back of his hand, which really made people wonder if he would crush the watch. He was even more nervous and excited than the party Xiaolan.
"Come on!! Three seconds left!! And Xiaolan can be said to be spending seconds like a year now, his expression is becoming more and more distorted, and I will not be surprised to roll my eyes and faint at any time. The encouragement of the eldest brother is the only motivation for him to persevere.
"One more second!!" Is there a second left, I'm finally going to succeed, this time I should be one step closer to the big brother, come on the last second. And at this time, a rather inappropriate voice sounded.
"Hey! Get out of the way of the two faggets in front! It could be heard that it was a girl's voice, and at the same time as the voice sounded, the girl had come to the side of the two and seemed to be in a hurry, because the two of them just blocked this narrow alley, so the girl stepped on Xiaolan's waist and left the scene of the incident after turning over a heel fight, Xiaolan who was stepped on fell to the ground as a matter of course, and the brother wearing a white vest next to him was ready to congratulate him, and the high thumbs up had been raised to the top of his head, but when he was about to fall, he was declared bankrupt because of such an accident.
And I, Xie Yuling, appear here. I've been running for I don't know how long I've been from the street here, and the flower seller has been following me like this, and the distance between us is about 25 meters. I couldn't distance myself from her either way, whether it was a straight road, a rooftop of a tall building, or the alley I was most familiar with. Is that guy really a monster? Or are all big boobs perverted!! Speaking of which, I just seem to have stepped on something? Forget it, I don't care, now it's important for me to escape.
In this alleyway, the guy and I started going around in circles. Because there are hardly any pedestrians here, I don't have to worry about who will cause trouble, look at how kind and virtuous I am, even when my own life is threatened, I try my best not to cause trouble to others, Xie Yuling, you are good! It's simply the last conscience of the real world! A model of morality! Although it's not very good for me to say this, but who let this be a first-person narration, I don't say it, do you want to say it~
"Hey! That stinky girl! "Huh? There was a guy with short hair and a white vest in front of you, who was Captain Orangutan?
I ignored him and bent down under his right hand reaching out to me.
"Big brother, forget it, she doesn't look like she is deliberate," Xiaolan rubbed her waist and persuaded her boss, "No!" Whether she meant it or not, she had to apologize! Look at it! How did I get her back, big brother! Just so you can also see the city parkour you want to learn from me" Hearing this, Xiao Lan's eyes glowed with excitement and looked at his eldest brother, who still remembers how powerful the big brother who helped him recover his wallet was in the first place. It's a big muscular man, but it's as nimble as a primate. I said, isn't that an orangutan?
"Yes! Come on, big brother! So, in the cheering of Xiaolan, there was another passer-by on my escape trip. And whether this passer-by will parkour or not is a story for another time.
"Ahhh!!h There seemed to be some strange creature behind me, and I don't think humans could make it. I looked back and saw that it was the guy in the white vest just now, and he was climbing over one obstacle after another with his hands and feet, as if he was trying to pick me up.
"Hey, what are you doing with me? I don't have bananas. ”
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