Wu Yi is getting married, this is a temporary intention! The reason is because of Wu's mother's words, you two are too weird, it is suitable for this year, the best is next Monday, and after that day, at least two years will have to wait! Wu's mother said it very seriously, so serious that Wu Ai almost believed it, but as the son of Wu's mother for more than 20 years, she knew exactly what her mother thought, she was afraid that the cooked duck would fly, Xia Yu She saw it in her heart, especially now that she is pregnant with Wu's sick child, she can't let anything fly!

After establishing a relationship with Xia Yu, Wu Yi also thought about getting married, but was rejected by Xia Yu, not because he planned to find a better one, but because he felt that he was too young and was unwilling to get married. Now Mama Wu is raising her head, okay! Wu Yi didn't need to open her mouth to see the desire in her eyes, what else did she say, Wu Yi dared to say a word without saying a word, and immediately coerced the Son of Heaven to order the princes! What's more, there are also the Emperor and the Queen Mother by his side, and it is estimated that the older two are coming soon.

So, on a sunny morning, Xia Yu dragged the sleepy-eyed Wu Ill and ran to the Civil Affairs Bureau for less than ten yuan to buy... I have applied for two marriage certificates, and Wu Yi on the certificate has obviously not woken up yet, and his eyes have not been opened. When Wu Yi came to his senses, Xia Yu was holding the marriage certificate to show everyone, and Wu Ying couldn't help but light a cigarette and began to ponder.

It's not that he regretted it, but that he suddenly had everything from a ** silk, which made him feel extremely unreal. "You seem upset?!" When I looked up, I saw Xia Yu's hazy face, and without waiting for Wu Yi to explain, Xia Yu ran into the bedroom and slammed the door. Both ears were pulled to both sides, and Wu Yi felt that he was about to be pulled in half.

"Stinky boy! Xiaoyu is such a good daughter-in-law, you are not happy, who are you putting on a stinky face to show it? Dad Wu was more direct: "Hurry up and apologize to your daughter-in-law, otherwise Lao Tzu will whip you with a belt!" "It's a big deal to coax Xia Yu now, otherwise it's easy to cause public anger. Xia Yu is very squeamish now, the door is not locked, which means that she is not really angry, Wu Yi poked his head and tried to shout: "Wife? ”

Xia Yu couldn't see what he was doing with his back face, he was kicked in the ass, Wu Yi rushed in directly, and the door was locked from the outside. Carefully hugged Xia Yu from behind and asked softly, "What's wrong wife?" Xia Yu was actually crying, and Wu Yi suddenly panicked: "What's wrong with my wife, who bullied you?" I'm going to clean him up! Xia Yu didn't say a word, and kissed Wu Ill, this kiss was crazy, Wu Ill felt that Xia Yu was going to eat himself.

Wu Yi guarded Xia Yu's stomach and said carefully: "You are pregnant, so it is better to have a different mind." Xia Yu angrily hit Wu Ai, Wu Ai touched the place where Xia Yu had been beaten, and asked carefully: "If you really don't want to get married now, let's not get married first, I'll explain to my mother." "Who said I didn't want to get married!" Xia Yu finally spoke.

"I saw you crying and biting, and I thought..." After speaking, he rode Wu Zhi under him, pointed at Wu Yao's nose and said arrogantly: "You are not allowed to beat me or scold me in the future, you are outside the house, I am inside, you must come to educate the children with black faces, you must think about me and the children first if you have delicious food, if you dare to mess around outside, I will castrate you, and ......"

Wu Ill didn't know how many unequal agreements he had signed, anyway, he only remembered that he just nodded mechanically that day, and then Wu Ill, whose CPU was not very advanced, had been in a mess for the past few days, until one day he was dragged up from the bed by God and Baigu Jing at four o'clock, only to find that the Xia Yu beside him was gone. "I'll wipe it, you're sick!"

God took the shirt and put it on Wu Sick's body: "Big brother, it's you who is sick, do you know that you got married today, Xiaoyu has already gone to put on makeup, if you don't want to wait for the scolding Li Ma to get up and put on makeup!" Wu Yi then remembered that he was dragged by Xia Yu and Xia Yu's little sisters to buy a suit last night, and it seemed that he also bought a set of expensive wedding dresses, anyway, just a veil is more expensive than Wu Yi's suit.

The mobile phone rang suddenly, it was Xia Yu calling, kicking his legs and kicking his pants to answer the call. "Husband, have you been to the dressing room?" "It's almost there, it's too congested on the road, and it's going to be there soon." "Then why didn't I hear the car?" Wu Yi hurriedly gave God and the hundred bone essence a look, and then the hundred bone essence's head twitched and a donkey crowed, and Wu Yi's face suddenly darkened.

"Why is there a donkey cart?" Wu Ill couldn't say why, Xia Yu said angrily: "Okay, hurry up, don't make trouble for me when you get married today!" Wu Yi hurriedly agreed, pushing God to hurry up.

I don't know what I have to do with a big man, and in the end, I put on makeup for four hours, Wu was stunned and didn't see any difference in himself, and when he was about to pull the makeup artist to return the money, Xia Yu came out. The hem behind the white wedding dress dragged behind him, and the front was a high split waist, and the lace hollow tight-fitting design highlighted Xia Yu's figure to the fullest, especially a pair of beautiful legs that made Wu Yi have an urge not to let others look at it, with light makeup and a little eyeliner, Wu Yi swore that Xia Yu was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen, even if Athena and Sophia stood beside her, they would be eclipsed.

God pushed Wu Ai and urged: "Hurry up, time is running out." Wu Yi reacted after agreeing, touched his head and said, "What should I do?" The hundred bone spirit said disdainfully: "Do you see Xiaoyu's clothes can go out, hurry up and hold your wife and get into the car!" "Oooh!"

Xia Yu is now like a noble white peacock, beautiful and elegant, without the slightest intention of aggression and blasphemy. Wu Yi suddenly became numb, and he didn't know how to hold this woman who had slept with him for two years. In the end, Xia Yu took the initiative to open his arms, Wu Yi gritted his teeth, anyway, it was his wife, what was the big deal if he hugged him, he had slept for more than a year!

After getting into the car, Wu asked sickly: "Anyway, where did I get married?" God smiled mysteriously at Wu Ill: "You will know when you arrive, grass!" Lao Bai, are you careful, this is a wedding car, not a bumper car! "The more the car drives, the more barren it becomes, Wu Yi never remembers such a place, and later it is full of green trees, flowers and plants, flying springs and strange stones, ancient vines and walls, full of vitality.

I don't know how far I walked, the front suddenly opened up, a large lawn was covered with all kinds of people, and there was a wedding stage set up high, Wu's father and Wu's mother were already sitting in front, and a finger hit something suddenly flew in front of him, Wu Yi almost didn't call out when he saw it, it was actually a bolt! This guy had obviously drunk too much, and actually slept in the pocket of Wu's jacket.

Huang Mei is playing fists with a fat man with a head full of pimples, Tang Seng is educating monkeys not to destroy flowers and trees, Bajie is eating a lot, Wu Xingyun is pushing a handsome disabled guy around, but he doesn't seem to be very happy to see that handsome guy. Anne's knife skills were finally completed, anyway, a live fish would become sashimi with two casual knives, and the fish was still breathing with its mouth open.

The Mushroom Brothers are playing cards with a creature that looks like an ostrich, and a hedgehog sits next to them. Jenny was performing a stunt with nine heads, some spitting fire and some spitting water, and the atmosphere was very high.

Wu Yi rubbed his face and asked Xia Yu in a daze: "Wife, am I dreaming?" Xia Yu gave Wu Yi a backhand slap: "Does it hurt?" "It hurts!" "That's true!" Wu Yi wondered, "What the hell is going on?" Xia Yu said: "I only heard God say that he wanted to surprise us, but I didn't expect it to be so big!" ”

The bridesmaid group flocked to snatch Xia Yu away, and Wu Ai's side was also full of handsome groomsmen, even Xiaolong was there, anyway, Wu Ai was the ugliest one. "Aren't you out of time?" Xiaolong bared his teeth and smiled: "You have to come if you don't have time to get married!" Wu Yi suddenly remembered a very serious matter, pulled Xiaolong and said, "What should you do if you come over and your daughter-in-law?" She's a musty god! "Oh, don't worry, nothing will happen to her for at least a year." Wu Yi was surprised: "Could it be you? Xiaolong said: "I will marry Ah Yan next month, and I will come to you to learn from you first." ”

The bridesmaid group shouted first, especially Wu Xingyun's most joyful, Wu Yi suddenly had an ominous premonition, and he wanted to run away, but he was caught by the groomsmen behind him and thrown out at once. In an instant, I was surrounded by a group of bridesmaids, some of whom put clips on their faces, and some who scribbled on their faces, anyway, in the end, Wu Yi could make a lot of money by going under the overpass.

In this way, people are still unsatisfied, so they beat this Wu disease to death and don't plan to get married again, it's too sinful! Finally, in the expectation of Wu Ill, the master of ceremonies announced that Wu Ill and Xia Yu were married, and Wu Ill cried as soon as he was excited. Wu's mother comforted Xia Yu, and Wu's father comforted Wu's illness.

Wu Yi cried and asked, "Dad, don't you think it's strange?" "What's strange, you've been crying less since you were a child? But now that you're married, you have to be strong in the future, and you carry your home on your shoulders! "No, look!" Wu Yi pointed to his grandfather, who was fighting with the monkey, and said, "Don't you think it's strange? "What's this, isn't it just that, your father and I are not old-fashioned, I must treat your daughter-in-law well in the future."

I don't know how much I was poured into the wine, anyway, I can't drink enough, and some people pour it into their mouths when they get drunk, and they end up unconscious. I don't know who is stepping on my stomach, I opened my eyes and saw the ghost head of the Luo Turtle, only to see him smile evilly: "It's good for us to give you this gift, all your customers can come and play, this is a world that is not regulated by the Heavenly Dao, but in return, you have to work hard for us for a lifetime." ”

Wu Yi turned over and said dissatisfiedly: "Why, Lao Tzu didn't buy it for you!" Luo Gu took out a piece of paper and said, "When you were drunk just now, Wu Lao Er had already asked you to press your handprint, and now you have sold yourself." ”

Wu looked at the blue sky and white clouds melancholy, and felt it, and shouted hoarsely: "Second Wu Lao! I'll fuck you uncle! ”

(End of book).

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