"Hmmm......"

After thinking about it for a long time, Shi Shi decided not to care about other people's private lives and values, and just do business. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

So, the stone lion on the left said to Jia Xu: "We don't care what you bring your girlfriend for, but you know the rules!" ”

Jia Xu and Liu Shuxian are both coming here for the first time today, they know what a fart!

But although Jia Xu doesn't understand the rules here, he really understands the rules of ninety percent of the world!

So, Jia Xu rubbed his hands with a smile and said: "I understand the rules, but I don't remember the specific amount very clearly, you two might as well remind me a little?" ”

Jia Xu will say this, firstly, he really doesn't know what the rules here are, and he also gave the two stone lions a chance to open their mouths, the price is set by them, and they can naturally receive some tangible benefits, and then eat people in the shortest way, and take people softly, even if there are some other problems, these two stone beasts are embarrassed to speak.

But this stone lion is made of stubborn stone, and it is really a solid-eyed watchdog, Jia Xu asked, and the stone lion on the right honestly began to quote: "Mrs. Zhengfang: five taels of silver; Mrs. in the second room: five hundred taels of silver; Three-room concubine: 50,000 taels of silver, and so on. ”

Jia Xu raised his eyebrows, pointed at Liu Shuxian and said, "Then how can I calculate this?" ”

The stone lion on the left asked Jia Xu, "Have you ever been married?" ”

Jia Xu shook his head and said, "No." ”

The stone lion on the right asked Jia Xu again: "Will you marry her as the wife of the main house?" ”

Jia Xu nodded without hesitation and said, "Of course." ”

The two stone lions nodded at the same time, and the red light flashed in the two pairs of stone eyes, one shot into Jia Xu's body, and the other shot at Liu Shuxian's body.

it!

Jia Xu was stunned, it turns out that there are still mandatory measures here, if I lied just now, I don't know how big it will be now!

The stone lion on the right blinked, walked up to Jia Xu and said, "Charged at five taels of silver, according to your words, it seems to be a resident of the Republic period, which can be converted into eight hundred yuan of famous coins." ”

Jia Xu raised his eyebrows, thinking that according to this exchange ratio, the benefits of receiving a family in the present world would be discounted much compared to ancient times, but now Jia Xu has no money in the world, so he can only shake his head and say: "We are from the Shang Dynasty, give a price." ”

Who knew that the stone lion's big head shook like a rattle: "I'm sorry, the coins of the Shang Dynasty are not exchangeable, please pay silver or equivalent gold." ”

When Jia Xu heard this, he was not happy, put on a ruffian appearance, patted the stone lion on the shoulder and said, "Brother, what do you mean?" Look down on my big business's money? Tell me, why, why? ”

Shi Shi said calmly: "Because the money of the Shang Dynasty cannot be spent at all in other dynasties. ”

Jia Xu was shocked: "I admit that the money of the Shang Dynasty can't be spent, but you can take the famous currency to the Song Dynasty to buy two taels of pig's head meat to try?" It's not me who bluffs you, if you're a stone lion, you can give you, believe it or not? ”

Jia Xu's words are just to scare and scare others, the key person is a stone heart and a stone guts, the stone lion glanced at Jia Xu very calmly, and his eyes seemed to tell Jia Xu in Chiguo: "You are a poor person!" ”

However, the reason why many things in this world require the cooperation of two people is because whenever this situation occurs, there must always be one singing red face and the other singing black face, so just when Jia Xu was about to can't help but want to go crazy, the stone lion on the left spoke very kindly: "Don't take your sister if you are poor, you can make money to support your family first, and we will look up to you!" ”

……

Jia Xu stared at the two innocent stone lions with black lines on his head: "...... Do you really know what it means to be red and black? ”

Liu Shuxian also scratched her head and said: "No matter how much the national teacher can make money, what he earns is not all the money of the Great Shang Dynasty, and you can't spend it here." ”

The two stone lions glanced at each other and found that what Liu Shuxian said was quite reasonable, so the stone lion on the right looked at Jia Xu and spoke again: "Otherwise, you ...... Thinking about organ donation? ”

Jia Xu was shocked, for five taels of silver, as for selling his kidney.

Otherwise, the stone lion on the left will be a person, hesitated for a moment, and asked: "The dojo is about to be expanded recently, otherwise you will first come to the dojo site to move bricks, two dollars of silver a month, including food and housing, and work for ten years, and the unit will allocate a daughter-in-law, how about it, the treatment is okay, right?" ”

Liu Shuxian was about to get angry, but Jia Xu seemed to think about it very seriously and replied: "I have a daughter-in-law, how much can I exchange for cash?" ”

The stone lion on the right is notoriously straightforward: "Don't worry, you really have to work on the construction site here for ten years, your daughter-in-law ran away early, and we have a lot of this." ”

Jia Xu was shocked and muttered, "You guys are so honest, it seems that you are really sincere, how is the food here?" ”

The stone lion on the left counted with his fingers: "Steamed lamb, steamed deer wild, roasted duck, roasted goose......"

The stone lion here hasn't finished reading yet, Jia Xu and Liu Shuxian's eyes lit up, and they raised their hands and said, "It's done!" ”

After hearing this, the stone lion on the left nodded, and said to the stone lion on the right: "Sadness flows backwards, you take them to the foreman to report, and I will continue to stay here to watch the door." ”

The stone lion on the right nodded and said, "Okay, be careful, accompany you to see the meteor shower." ”

Liu Shuxian didn't understand, but Jia Xu was deeply shocked again, and originally thought that these two stone lions were quite majestic, but as soon as the name was called, she instantly felt a lot lower, and the grade fell several times at once.

Sadness turned around and walked to the edge of the cliff behind him, his claws were closed, and he recited the mantra silently, as the stone lion said something in his mouth, two thick coiling dragon stone pillars poured out of the void on the edge of the cliff, and there was a faint flash of electricity between the two stone pillars, as the two stone lions stretched out their left and right paws respectively and pressed towards the stone pillar void, a door was opened between the two empty stone pillars!

Enjoying the amazed eyes of Jia Xu and Liu Shuxian, although the two stone lions were stone hearts, they were also a little proud, so the sadness flowed into a river and said with a smile: "How?" Be surprised! ”

Jia Xu nodded again and again as if he had just woken up from a dream: "Yes, your name is so amazing, I was shocked for half a minute!" ”

Liu Shuxian also came back to her senses and asked curiously: "Why do you two have such long names, when you usually chat, you have to read the name for a long time, aren't you tired?" ”

Accompany you to see the meteor shower and said helplessly: "No way, you see, although 'the stone lion on the left' and 'accompany you to see the meteor shower' are both seven words, but the intention of making up the number of words doesn't seem so obvious, right?" ”

Liu Shuxian was confused when she heard it: "What do you mean?" ”

I was also stunned when I accompanied you to see the meteor shower, and muttered, "Yes, what do you mean...... How did I subconsciously say something I didn't understand......"

Sadness flowed back into a river and said impatiently: "Are you still doing something serious?" Come in with me, this door is open and it takes a lot of mana! ”

When Jia Xu and Liu Shuxian heard this, they hurriedly trotted all the way to the back of the river of sadness, and followed it into the gate.

After entering the door, there is a cloud and smoke in the eyes, countless immortal mountains float in the air, many small stones float in the air one by one to form a ladder to link the various mountains, there is a phoenix and crane in the sky, the aftermath of fairy music in the ears is lingering, a good piece of immortal treasure, transcendent cave sky.

Jia Xu looked back again and found that there was nothing behind him, it was a dead end!

The sadness flowed backwards into a river, and he also discovered Jia Xu's small movements, and couldn't help laughing: "Young man, what do you think?" Don't blame me for not explaining it beforehand, if I didn't open the door, no one would be able to get out of here...... Ah! ”

Before he finished speaking, he was knocked to the ground by Liu Shuxian with a hula hoop from behind, and her limbs twitched for a long time, shattering into stones.

Jia Xu smiled and gave Liu Shuxian a thumbs up: "Well done!" ”

Liu Shuxian put away the Qiankun circle very modestly, waved her hand and said: "It's all good for leaders and commands...... We've managed to get in now, but how are we going to get out? ”

Jia Xu waved his hand casually: "Wait until the matter is done, Xu can open a portal anytime and anywhere, don't be afraid." ”

Liu Shuxian pointed to Jia Xu's empty back, and said with some concern: "When that animal finds out that its companion hasn't gone back, will it come in to look for us?" ”

Jia Xu said confidently: "Don't worry, there must be a gatekeeper outside, it won't come in...... Well, even if it comes in, we can kill it again, right? ”

Liu Shuxian was shocked: "National teacher, you are so insidious!" ”

Jia Xu smiled proudly, but then frowned and said, "No...... What if it calls inside and informs the security guards......"

Liu Shuxian shrugged her shoulders helplessly, and here she is again, the routine of every hour - there is always a sentence or two that I don't understand what he is saying.

So, Jia Xu made a decision, pinched the trick with one hand, and shouted: "Get rid of the demon!" ”

At this moment, the demon mirror hanging high in the air outside the door emitted a dazzling golden light, and at once another unsuspecting stone lion, who accompanied you to watch the meteor shower, was shot into gravel slag!

Jia Xu clapped his hands, took Liu Shuxian's little hand with a smile, and walked forward with a touch.

Liu Shuxian followed behind Jia Xu, watched Jia Xu climb the stairs layer by layer, and wondered: "National teacher, why don't we fly up?" ”

Jia Xutou replied without taking it for granted: "I'm afraid of heights, besides, where can we two mortals fly, don't tease you." ”

Liu Shuxian pursed her lips, but didn't say anything more, and continued to honestly step on the suspended gravel with Jia Xu and continue to walk on the net layer by layer.

Looking at the seemingly bottomless vast land under her feet, Liu Shuxian really couldn't understand why she was afraid of heights when she flew up, isn't it more terrifying to walk up like this?

However, Jia Xu is a leader who tries to uncover his own rules, and in front of Jia Xu, Liu Shuxian really has no right to speak.

So, when Liu Shuxian and Jia Xu were tired and out of breath, and finally arrived at the first immortal mountain, the tip of the iceberg of the Kunlun Mountain Dojo was finally revealed in front of Jia Xu and Liu Shuxian!

Jia Xu and Liu Shuxian looked at the courtyard attics in front of them in shock, with staggered arches, yellow tiles roofing, pond pavilions, water corridors, rockeries, and stages, and green willows and weeping poplars, and fairy birds rising and falling, a good fairy residence.

Jia Xu and Liu Shuxian closed their eyes and sniffed carefully......

Suddenly, the two of them opened their eyes in great surprise, looked at each other and laughed: "Femininity!" ”

Jia Xu jumped to his feet happily, and his saliva flowed three feet away: "Haha, creation, it's really a great creation!" I didn't expect to come to such a big gift just after arriving in Kunlun Mountain, the immortal family deserves to be the immortal family, too polite, too polite! ”

On the contrary, Liu Shuxian is just habitually happy now, and after the momentum passes, her mind has calmed down a lot, and she asked Jia Xu strangely: "National teacher, how can someone enter the fairy dormitory as soon as they enter the door, is there a fraud?" ”

Jia Xu shook his head and laughed: "Of course not, the deflated man who pulled the cart at the foot of the mountain wanted to harm us, so what brought us here was the back door, think about it, Kunlun Mountain is such a big industry, how can there be only two earth dogs guarding the door?" And the gate is so small, if a leader comes to inspect, he can't even get in, and he still runs a fart school! So it's not surprising that we came up with a girls' dormitory, hahaha......"

As soon as Jia Xu said this, Liu Shuxian was much more relieved, and then her mind became active, and she raised her eyebrows at Jia Xu insidiously, and said with a lewd smile: "National teacher, do you want to act?" ”

Jia Xu waved his hand and smiled like a silly person: "Old driver, start acting!" ”