"Which of you is not peerless, witty and intelligent, and has a great body. Take you, for example, your knowledge, cultivation and knowledge are better than those of the business elites outside. Are you willing to live on welfare? I've heard that you occasionally take on some "business consultant" business, so how can you meet the needs of society and show your talents? As long as you're willing to go out! I promise, you'll be able to achieve your highest value! ”

The passionate girl who has been inciting her love since just now, although her words are very much like a fake speech, she does not wave her hands to make exaggerated movements, and she does not wear the mask of a politician on her face. She seems to be a teenager who doesn't know the taste of sorrow, inspiring a heart that can be inspired by her from the bottom of her heart, and inciting everyone to compose a hymn of youth with her.

But the look of the person she spoke to was always playful, slightly sarcastic, and maintained an elegant smile.

It was a handsome young man, and a tear mole in the corner of his eye made him look particularly charming. Dressed in a completely different Western-style style from the Japanese-style building where he lives, although he receives the relief money, he wears a watchful watch and other accessories, and in the cold spring season, he holds a fan in his hand, the fan bones are like jade, and he is rubbing the tear mole on his face one by one.

"You may not believe what you say." The girl gently wiped the beads of sweat on her face with a handkerchief, and took out a stack of essays from her bag: "You can take a look, for your employment problem, this is the initial plan I made." First of all, one hundred and eight unemployed youths in our 'Nit' Town[note 1] are- hey?! ”

The young man stood up from his lazy sitting position and snatched the text from the girl's hand. While watching, he chuckled and walked. Outside, there was a faint sound of drums, a feminine and magnificent tune. This is a common sight in NET Town. Originally, the town was not called a nit town, but rather a "Iinko town" [note 2], and it didn't make a difference anyway, it all meant "squatting at home". As everyone became more and more fashionable, they changed the kanji to English pronunciation, and slowly when they talked about NET Town, they all knew that it meant this street.

This street matches the names of the guys who live on the street.

All the residents on this street are homely, yes, they don't work all day, they stay at home and live on welfare. I don't know who first discovered that although they don't work, they have a strong knowledge reserve in some specific fields, and then, more and more people like to come here to ask for some "golden ideas". So strictly speaking, they are not completely homely: blackmailing a guest to eat for half a year, right? This is a very unhealthy mode of survival.

The girl in front of her is the mayor who has just taken over, named Tachibana Jinxia. He claimed to be 18 years old, and the data showed that he was 20 years old in four months. After graduating from the University of Tokyo, he was elected to the position of "mayor of the town" in the same year. Today was her first visit to the town of Nit in her jurisdiction, and she had done her homework in advance and was full of confidence.

The corners of this summer's mouth twitched slightly, and her lips were deliberately painted dark red in order to make herself look more mature, evoking a weird smile. But that smile immediately collapsed at the moment when the young man tore Wen Jiàn apart.

"Keigo Jibe!" She chased after her, but she couldn't stop the other party from throwing the torn Wen Jiàn in her hand down from the open balcony.

Scraps of paper flew down, like a cherry blossom blowing snow.

She could no longer catch a single piece of paper and music, and could only watch them scatter into the petal-strewn streets.

I'm going to die, I want to beat him! I thought to myself at this moment this summer.

The music was louder, almost obscuring Keigo's soft tone.

"Hmm~~ I can see your expression, and the tirade I endured earlier is not worth mentioning." Jibu said happily, his eyes swept to the long, slow-walking crowd on the street beyond the balcony: "It's also a lively day. The female cats in estrus are enthusiastic every day. ”

The girl could finally see the crowd slowly approaching.

This means that another guy who writes "consultant" and reads "god stick" has received a big case and is on his way to the consultation room. So this is the wonder of Nit Town, who has ever seen other mental workers enjoy idol treatment?

This consultant is very pompous. Counting the boy who scattered flower petals in front of him to pave the way, and the handyman who carried his bookcase, notebook and stationery at the end...... There were about a hundred people. Not to mention the followers who accompanied and embraced silently throughout the whole process. What is the concept of 100 people, it is probably the scene that can be seen when you look down from the elevator on the second floor when there is a special sale in a large shopping mall.

The advisor walked slowly, as fast as an old cow. It's a pity that this summer is short-sighted, so far away, the point can't be seen clearly, I can only see that he is wearing too gorgeous and heavy clothes, he seems to be three times bigger than the guys around him, but he is not tall, so that his head moves up and down under the gorgeous umbrella held up for him next to him.

The more she couldn't see clearly, the more she wanted to see it, and she was so anxious that she forgot that she was arguing with someone.

"Huh...... Employment? At this time, Keigo Keibe leaned on the railing at the right time, leaned on the railing softly with his waist, and shook off the fan with a "sigh" and covered his lips: "This summer, my lord, just right, let Uncle Ben come to tell you, what is the consultant of Nit Town." ”

"Huh?" The girl suddenly turned around this summer and met those charming and heroic eyes.

The sound of the music was loud, and there were countless cries of admiration and envy, and it was like a grand festival was taking place.

Jibu didn't continue to get closer, but closed the fan and picked up Jinxia's chin: "Do you think he is beautiful?" ”

Glancing towards the street this summer, she blamed herself for not wearing glasses, and she didn't even bring a contact lens for fear of trouble. Don't say it's beautiful or not, she can't even see where the other party's eyes and nose are. really let her say that she thinks the uncle in front of her is very beautiful: whether it is fair skin or proud eyes, and even his "Uncle Ben" tone, he is so beautiful and domineering.

Hawkers, this kind of problem is not only "beauty! Is there any other answer to this word? So this summer nodded.

Keigo Kibe smiled softly with satisfaction, with a thousand arrogance and disdain: "Do you know what kind of consultation he is responsible for?" ”

"Uh, feelings, feelings?" This is the type that most often receives "work". But she's sure that the guy's "consulting fees" don't pay taxes, and they don't have a business license or credentials - that's why it's nerve-wracking.

"Do you know how much thought it takes to meet him?"

This summer deliberately made an ignorant expression and shook his head.

Advisors in Nit Town, who doesn't know that they are expensive. Recently, as part of the work, I have learned some general information, which is similar to what she imagined. They are idol-like beings, and they will form groups to act together. Rather than solving many problems, people pay more attention to themselves. Just like the current idols, fans pay more attention to where they eat today, what they wear, and who they are in love with than what they have acted.

However, if you want to meet with the consultants separately here, as a guest, and consult a serious matter, not only is the process cumbersome, but it also depends on the mood of the other party. Such a large amount of money is enough to marry a young lady from a big family in the outside world, but here, these dead people can refuse to meet again forever if they are unhappy. Especially the kind of consultants who have a certain "performance".

Don't be proud when you finally see him, because you don't have a contractual relationship, and he can turn around and work for your enemies except for secrecy.

But this unstable relationship is one-sided. Although there is no contract, it is taboo to consult with two "consultants" at the same time in NET Town. They will refuse to provide counseling services again on the pretext of "disrespecting the fruits of other people's labor" and "not being friends with people who are in the middle of the day".

These stores not only have a domineering business model, but also a very domineering storage model. In the past, there have been cases where relevant agencies have come to investigate and deal with them, asking them to reapply for licenses and fine them on the grounds that "doing business without a business license is illegal", but they were not only refused, but also popularized the legal knowledge by a primary school student at home -- don't look at the other party as a primary school student, but they are often borrowed by the police to consult some difficult and miscellaneous cases. In short, every dead house here is a NEET with strong expertise, squatting at home. Don't go to work even if you die. To go to work would rather die.

This summer's thoughts drifted back and I made up another laugh.

"Lying." Looking at her distracted face, Keigo Kibe simply gave such an evaluation: "You know everything." ”

Belch...... All right. Waiting for him to continue this summer.

Sure enough, Keigo Keibe continued in an arrogant tone: "This is the second big case that Takasugi has received this month. Originally, the customer could take him directly to the consultation room with a car. The pomp is smaller, and the cost is naturally less. Heh, but there are people who like to buy this face. Takasugi's worth has risen with the big cases again and again...... Seeing him is enough to buy a house outside. This is the limelight of consultants. ”

This summer, I can't help but complain in my heart: Then you are embarrassed to apply for poverty relief as "unemployed"? It's better to leave the opportunity to those who really need it.

Needless to say, I already know what the subtext is this summer: a word to you is to delay Uncle Ben to make money. But what level is ...... "super expensive"? She only knew that in order to raise their value, these squatters at home created some messy names to show their service level, which was equivalent to a clear price. I've never heard of a consultant called "super expensive" [note 3]. Is someone really buying it with a name like that? She glanced at the big one outside: how expensive is this guy's appearance fee?

"Good, good." This summer didn't want to offend this group of guys who could blast the earth after the mouth cannon was turned on, so he nodded busily: "However, this is not a long-term solution after all?" Maybe one of the ideas for someone else will smash the pot. You don't have a contract, and your life is very insecure, how can you compare to an iron rice bowl, and when you get old—"

"Hehehe." Unexpectedly, this famous aphorism that mothers often persuade their children was ridiculed by Keigo Jibe: "Why are you going to run for mayor like this?" If you don't choose the next round, you'll be unemployed. Besides, Uncle Ben is not like you mortals, he is eighteen years old, and you don't have to worry about things when he gets old. ”

“…… You're sick every day, hey. This summer finally couldn't help it and slapped the fan that was holding her chin.

"I finally can't put it on." Keigo Jibe was extremely proud, and his proud appearance was the same as the girl who received compensation after discovering a fake and successfully reporting it. "Lord this summer, looking at your size, you are finally a town chief, so Uncle Ben wasted time to reason with you. You should know, here, uncle, I am the truth, eh? ”

"...... "Future, Future, Future...... This summer hypnotized himself like this, so he didn't grab the beautiful head in front of him and hit the wall. She still had a warm smile on her face, and tried her best to show the perseverance of after-sales customer service and said: "What Jibe-kun said is that you are really young forever." However, even if you squat at home, you still need a love life, and you have to marry a daughter-in-law, right? Isn't there a woman who minds if you don't have a job? Yes, yes, I know. You get paid a lot for a case, but you don't always have people to come for advice, right? In case you talk about a girlfriend in the future, the other party asks you all day long: When will you find a job? When to move out? When to buy a house? When to raise a child? What brand of milk powder should I buy for my child? Should my child go to public or private primary school? Hehehe, if you don't have a job, getting married will be a problem, and no amount of love will wear away, you say? ”

Hearing her words, Keigo Keibe, who was originally domineering and arrogant, became unhappy. As if to explain how vulgar she was, she snorted twice through her nose.

This summer took the opportunity to say again: "Squatting at home gives people the impression of waste wood and singles, Jibe-kun." ”

The trace of the Jun is very rational, he actually nodded in agreement, and said generously: "Look at the subtlety of your crooked reasoning, Uncle Ben is speechless." Okay, then do whatever you want, huh? It's not going to work out anyway, hehe. After speaking, he also showed an unfathomable smirk.

When I was going to say anything more this summer, Keigo had already ordered the guests to be sent off and went upstairs by himself.