Yang Yi followed Li Zixi all the way and was not discovered, obviously because Li Zixi was extremely excited at the moment, and he didn't even pay attention to stepping on a piece of bird droppings when he was walking.

The two came to the teacher's dormitory area one after another, and after entering, Li Zixi finally stopped at the downstairs where Chu Lixue lived.

Although Chu Lixue has her own place to live outside, the school still arranges a dormitory for her, and she rarely lives in the dormitory, and this time Li Zixi saw her go back to the dormitory, so she temporarily prepared roses and gifts, wanting to give Chu Lixue a small surprise to recover the face she lost in the ring match before.

Li Zixi stood downstairs, seemingly hesitant. After a long time, he finally found out the phone and prepared to call Chu Lixue.

"Teacher Li! Such a coincidence? Yang Yi swaggered over, holding half of Tianxiu in his mouth, and looked Li Zixi up and down: "Could it be that Mr. Li is here for a blind date today?" Otherwise, why would you dress so formally? By the way, did you give away the roses in your hand? It's still blue, and it took a lot of thought, right? What is this box of things? ”

Li Zixi didn't want to talk to Yang Yiduo, so he snorted, "What's the matter with you?" ”

"I guess this box is either sugar or chocolate?" Yang Yi spit out a smoke ring: "It's not that I'm talking about you, picking up girls doesn't just rely on a mouth, you still need something more realistic." You take a box of ordinary candy and want to pick up girls, are you coaxing children? If I were a girl, I would never be fooled by your childishness! ”

"What about the candy?" Li Zixi originally didn't want to take care of Yang Yi, but in the end, he was a little angry by Yang Yi's words, and couldn't help but say loudly: "You are a little security guard, do you know what it means to be polite and respectful?" Besides, the price of my box of precious candy from Belgium is as high as 1,000 dragon coins per box, how can it be compared to ordinary candy? ”

"When it comes to teaching, you're an expert, but when it comes to picking up girls, you can be called a layman." Yang Yi laughed and said, "If you can successfully soak the goddess in your mind just by relying on flowers and chocolate, wouldn't those profiteers who sell flowers and chocolates all have to make a fortune?" Although girls love flowers and chocolate, they will definitely not change their perception and feeling about a person because of them. ”

Li Zixi was stunned when he heard this, and felt that what Yang Yi said still had a certain amount of truth, and hurriedly said: "Then according to your meaning, how can you please girls?" ”

"If you want a girl to have a good impression of you, the easiest thing is to have the external conditions of character, appearance and family background, as well as internal conditions such as knowledge, temperament, character, and mind." Yang Yi re-ordered a Tianxiu, looked Li Zixi up and down again, shook his head and said, "According to my observation, you don't have any of the above conditions to attract girls, and you have nothing except a very stable job." ”

Li Zixi said angrily: "Are you mocking me? Now it's up to you to analyze how you can get the girl's favor! ”

"Don't worry!" Commander Yang spewed out two puffs of smoke from his nostrils, and said with a smile: "Just your impatient temperament won't make girls like it." After a pause, he said: "If a ** silk like you, who has nothing, wants to counterattack the goddess, you must pay attention to strategy and skills." What is strategic skill? Let's put it simply! For example, send your greetings when a girl needs care the most, make her emotional trash can when she needs someone to talk to the most, send her a love bento when she is hungry, and send her a love surprise when she least expects it. ”

The more Li Zixi listened, the more he felt that there were problems with the way he chased girls before, first Qiao Qiao, then Chu Lixue, the two beautiful girls didn't have any feelings for themselves at all, it turned out that there was a problem in strategic skills. Immediately he hurriedly asked, "Then according to your method, what should I do?" ”

"You have a serious lack of knowledge in this area." Yang Yi shook his head regretfully: "For example, now that you have flowers and chocolates, do you think Chu Lixue will like them?" ”

Li Zixi was stunned and said, "Doesn't she like flowers and chocolates either?" Aren't all my thoughts in vain? This handful of blue enchantresses was obtained by ordering it a week in advance at a high price, and this box of chocolates also took a lot of thought, and now that Yang Yi said this, he felt that the roses and chocolates he had worked so hard to get seemed a little redundant.

"Roses and chocolates can only coax some little girls who are not deeply involved in the world." Yang flicked the cigarette ash and said earnestly: "And Chu Lixue, as a teacher at Yinan Middle School, although she is only in her early twenties, she is actually far more mature than her peers. I'm afraid that your roses and chocolates, far from pleasing her, will bore her even more. ”

"So what should I do?" Li Zixi was a little anxious, Chu Lixue's attitude towards him was very clear in his heart, but he was unwilling to admit it all the time. At the same time, he always felt that Chu Lixue had the intention of taking the school entrance examination, as long as he insisted on working hard, sooner or later he would be able to impress Chu Lixue's heart. "There's some truth to what you're saying, but how are these roses and chocolates not so annoying to her?"

"Alas! It seems that you still haven't really put your heart into Chu Lixue. Yang Yi showed an expression that could not be carved from rotten wood, and sighed: "She has always been allergic to rose pollen, especially this 'blue enchantress', don't you know?" ”

Li Zixi froze, and then thought that he really didn't seem to have seen Chu Lixue have any relationship with roses in his usual days, if it was really like what Yang Yi said, the 'Blue Enchantress' that he had worked so hard to get was a bit self-defeating.

"In addition, she recently signed up for a yoga class and is planning to build and lose weight." Yang Yi threw away the cigarette butt and said lightly: "You give her a box of high-calorie chocolates now, what do you think she will think?" You're not trying to please her at all, you're murdering her. Any kind of curry favor must be strategic! For example, a young woman in literature and art, she likes poetry and songs, but you throw a card to her like an upstart and let her swipe it casually, what are the chances that she will like you? ”

"I know what you mean." Li Zixi said with a difficult face: "But I have focused on my work during this time, so my understanding of Ah Xue is only superficial. Do you have any comments? He didn't want to admit that his good impression of Chu Lixue was only based on the other party's appearance, temperament and figure, and at the same time, he didn't want this good cabbage to be arched by Yang Yi's pig. But at present, he has a request for Yang Yi, and it is inevitable that he will speak in a low voice.

Yang Yi stretched out his hand and patted Li Zixi's shoulder, and said earnestly: "Little Lizi, I know it's not easy for you to get these 'blue enchantresses' and high-end chocolates, but gifts are secondary, and being able to please girls is the most important thing." I remember that Chu Lixue seems to like to eat fried potatoes for a while now, why don't you seize this opportunity and go to the snack bar opposite the school gate to buy a few fried potatoes for her, remember to wrap a little more chili, and ensure that she will be very happy when the time comes! ”

"Wouldn't it? Fried potatoes? Li Zixi's jaw almost fell to the ground: "Will she like to eat this kind of street food?" "Fried potatoes are a common street food, evenly sized potatoes are boiled and peeled, then fried in a pan for a few minutes, and then the skin of the potatoes is fried until golden brown, with soy sauce, vinegar, sugar, etc.

"If you think I'm joking with you, forget it." Yang Yi dug his nostrils, flicked his nails, and laughed: "Anyway, the opportunity is in front of you now, if you miss this time, if her interests and hobbies change next time, don't blame me then." ”

Yang Yi's words were not very credible, Li Zixi hesitated for a long time and was finally shaken by Chu Lixue's huge confusion, and nodded immediately: "Then I will believe you once!" I'm going to buy fried potatoes right now! After speaking, he subconsciously handed the 'Blue Enchantress' and chocolate in his hand to Yang Yi, told him not to move, and then hurried to the roadside snack bar outside the school to buy fried potatoes.

Within ten minutes, Li Zixi came back sweating profusely. In his hand, he held a few slender bamboo skewers covered with fried potatoes covered in chili powder, and his otherwise neat suit was stained with a lot of chili powder.

"It's fast!" Yang nodded to Zhi Tianxiu, and said lazily: "If you come a little later, it is estimated that Chu Lixue will fall asleep." After a pause, he said: "Now everything is ready, only the east wind is owed, don't say that I didn't remind you, in case after you have everything ready, and Chu Lixue is unwilling to come out, everything you have worked hard will be in vain." ”

Li Zixi was stunned, thinking that she and Chu Lixue had a disagreement with her when she was in the ring before, and promised not to look for her again after losing the bet, and now she broke her opinion before a day, it is estimated that she will not be in a good mood, maybe she will not come out.

Despite this, he made so many preparations, just to move Chu Lixue, so he definitely didn't want to give up halfway, after thinking for less than a minute, he struggled to free his hand, took out the phone and sandwiched it between his cheeks and shoulders, and still held a few strings of fried potatoes in his hands, which looked very funny, but his expression was quite dignified, and after a few beeps on the phone, someone finally answered, nervous and a little excited, and said softly: "Teacher Chu?" I'm downstairs in your dorm right now, and I hope you'll come down and meet me, I've got a big surprise for you! ”

"Who are you?" The voice on the other end of the phone Li Zixi was not familiar, "Ah Xue is sleeping now, you can call later if you have something!" Don't call again! The tone of the person who answered the phone was quite unkind: "In addition, I would like to kindly remind you that Ah Xue is not in a very good mood right now, and she doesn't like others to pretend to be ghosts!" After that, the phone hung up.

Listening to the busy sound coming from the receiver of the mobile phone, Li Zixi seemed to have swallowed ten of the most bitter yellow lotus, his mouth was bitter and astringent, but he couldn't spit it out, the taste was simply unbearable.

"What? Didn't Chu Lixue come out? Yang Yi threw away the cigarette butt and said with a smile: "For the sake of all colleagues, I am willing to do you a favor for free." As he spoke, he took out his mobile phone and said with a smile: "I'll help you call her out!" If the fried potatoes are cold, they won't taste good! ”