The family is the family, the mess is a mess that says Wu Ai's gang, everyone is a person with status, the man's suit and tie, the woman's winter still shows such a big backbone, and I don't know if it's cold or not. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Xiao Wu brought me that piece of sheep neck, you said how do you always gnaw bones, young people can only grow strong by eating more meat!" Wu Yi likes this bold old lady more and more, although her temper is sometimes a little stubborn. With a smile, he took a thigh bone and showed it in front of the old lady, and as soon as he bit the upper and lower rows of teeth, the bone was chewed and swallowed with a "crunch".

The old lady and the grandson in her arms looked straight in their eyes, "Grandma, uncle's teeth are so powerful, even stronger than Xiaorou's teeth." The old lady patted Wu Ai, and said angrily: "I know that my teeth are bad and you still run in front of me to gnaw bones, why are you so bad!" Wu Yi sucked on his oily fingers and said, "The bones have to be gnawed like this to taste." ”

When the old lady's youngest grandson heard this, he immediately held a bone longer than himself and grinded his teeth there. The old lady patted her little grandson distressedly, and then pointed at Tang Seng and said, "This master should also be a monk with a Tao, won't he spoil his cultivation if he eats meat like this?" Wu Yi turned his head to see that Tang Seng was the same as if he had never eaten meat, a lamb chop in his left hand, a leg of mutton in his right hand, his mouth was stuffed with mutton and he tried his best to pound the leg of mutton into his stomach, and his face was oily and disgusting.

"Gu Tai, don't pay attention to him, he is a fake monk, eating and drinking." Wu felt ashamed. Gu Tai said angrily: "If you can afford it, I will call me grandma, and can you not fool me, is it a real monk I can't tell, do you think I lived for more than eighty years in vain?" Wu Yi was not hypocritical, and directly called Grandma Gu.

But what made him more curious was that Tang Seng thought he was a bald man at most, and he thought he was a bald thief with high vigilance, but no one thought he looked like a monk, how did the old lady see it? "How can you tell he's a real monk?"

The old lady glanced around secretly and said, "Actually, I won't tell you, I don't know when I can feel whether others are really kind to me, and people who are familiar with me can hear as long as they tell me lies!" "I didn't expect that there is a special talent here, it is estimated that Huang Mai will have to come over to dig people when he knows about it, but at the age of more than eighty, he may not be able to dig up.

Seeing Wu Ai in a daze, Gu Tai thought that he didn't believe himself, and couldn't help but get angry: "What are you kid in a daze, don't you believe my old man's words either!" Wu Yi woke up from a daze, pulled the old lady and said, "How can I, grandma, how dare I not believe you, in fact, I won't tell you, I am also a stranger, we are all ... ”

The old lady was visibly excited, and lowered her voice like a thief: "Your ability to talk to a dog is your ability, you thing is too convenient!" Wu Yi pulled Sophia, who was sucking juice, over: "Na, this is Sophia, she can transform her body into water, do you think she can stretch it?" Then Wu Yi was slapped in the soil by Huang Mei, who asked him to catch someone's Sophia's breasts!

Gu Tai was surprised: "This girl has a lot of strength, right?" I'm a good girl, this hand is too strong! Huang Mei saw that no one was paying attention to her, and with a gesture of her hand, the flame milk swallow that was roasting meat gathered in her hand like a nest, and the flames flew back with a smile. Wu Xingyun didn't say anything, picked up a stone, and crushed it into powder in front of the old lady.

As if sensing the old lady's blazing gaze, Tang Seng took the leg of mutton in his mouth, grabbed the knife to cut the mutton, and pierced his head without thinking about it, the head was fine, the knife had been bent at a right angle. The old lady's little grandson cheered: "My brothers and sisters are so powerful, are you all magicians?" "Patronizing the pendulum forgot about this little point.

The old lady put down her grandson and said, "Go to your mother, grandma has something to talk to her brothers and sisters." The little obedient agreed, although he reluctantly walked to the crowd of the other world.

The meal was almost eaten, the six people ate nearly three sheep, and Wu Yi himself ate one and a half, and Gu Tai's complexion seemed to have something unspeakable. Everyone sat around the ancient Tai on the ground, and Wu Yi said: "Grandma Gu, if you have anything, just say it directly, you really recognize my grandson in vain!" Tang Seng also said: "That is, if you have something, just say it, a few of us can be regarded as a match at first sight, and there will be feelings when fate arrives." ”

Gu Tai sighed: "I won't hide it from you, I'm not afraid of your jokes, you look at the beautiful mountains and rivers here, in fact, it's a prison for me!" Huang Mei was puzzled: "I see that your children and grandchildren are quite good to you, wouldn't it be good if you want to go out and catch one to accompany you?" "It's different, they are so good to me, just because of a will from my old man."

"Will?" "Yes, the old man and I are childhood sweethearts, plus the two families are surnamed Gu but have no blood relationship, so they set a baby for us when we were very young, the Gu group was single-handedly beaten down by my wife, but he still didn't live me after all, he was afraid that his children would not be filial to me, so he made a will before he died, and all the property in his name was assigned to my name, if I die unexpectedly, then these properties will be rolled up to orphanages across the country."

Wu Xingyun snorted coldly: "So this group of bastards put you under house arrest? What a pack of white-eyed wolves! Wu Yi suddenly thought of that Xiao Ze and asked, "Then your son?" "Xiao Ze is different, he is my biological son after all, it is his messy uncles and uncles, what he says alone doesn't count, he can only accompany me whenever he has time, if I didn't force Xiao Rou to die today, I wouldn't be able to get out of this cell!"

Huang Mei stood up and said, "Then how do you want us to help you, just say it, even if we break the sky today, we will do it!" "Filial piety comes first, these bastards even imprisoned their own mothers, they really can't be the sons of men!" Tang Seng's classical Chinese has come out. Wu Yi and Sophia slowly helped Gu Tai up and said: "What should I do, what do you order, your words today are the holy decree, a few of us obey unconditionally, not to blow with you, there is no stronger team than us in the whole country!" ”

The old lady cried and beat her chest: "I just want to go to the old man's grave to see, and when I die, I will never have a chance again!" It may have been the old lady's cry that attracted the attention of the other side, and an old man with white temples and glasses pointed at Wu Yi and said, "What are you doing!" The men and women around him, the young and the young, surrounded him silently.

Wu Yi picked up the ancient Taidao: "You speak, I am now a voice-controlled robot, and we won't do anything about it!" A young man with a board inch jumped out, pointed at Wu Yi's nose and scolded: "You bastard, hurry up and put my aunt down, or Lao Tzu will discount your legs!" Gu Tai said in Wu Yi's ear: "Knock off this bastard's teeth for me, he scolds me in my heart every day for being old and immortal!" ”

The corners of Wu Zhi's mouth raised slightly: "Order!" "The fist is like a tiger in the mountains, and the feet are like dragons in the four seas, and this relative was kicked in the right cheek by Wu Zhi with a scream, and a row of upper teeth fell off. The old lady's order was to knock out one of his teeth, which could not be ambiguous, Wu fell down and stepped on him again, and the teeth below also came out. The old lady was like a child, and slapped her face happily: "Okay, good, I have long seen that this kid is not pleasing to the eye!" ”

Wu Yi's move was like a signal, and these relatives around him shouted: "Don't let the old things run away!" Then he swarmed up, without the consciousness of being alone in the rivers and lakes. Huang Phantom Wu Xingyun They are not vegetarians, and they drank coquettishly, and countless people screamed and took off, but no one picked them up when they fell. Tang Seng gave full play to his half-King Kong incorruptibility, and he didn't fight back, just hitting people like a bulldozer there, and people turned over on their backs.

Sophia is more special, she is easy to cause riots when she shoots, so she is by Wu Ill's side, which is called escort. Gu Tai probably didn't leave in a hurry, and pointed to the old man who had just shouted and shouted: "Fourth uncle, don't run away, Xiao Wu kicked his ass for me!" Wu Yi smiled bitterly: "Isn't it okay that he's so old?" The old lady slapped her backhand: "It's not a fart, he almost poisoned Xiao Ze to death with medicine back then, didn't you say listen to me today, kick him half of his body for me!" ”

This can only be on, who will do what he says, Sophia is responsible for clearing the road, Wu Yi ran to the thin old man, "His brother and sister, that's all a misunderstanding, I won't do such a lack of morality!" "It's not you who did it, what are you running, Xiao Wu run faster!" The old man is not slow, he can pass the one-meter-high low wall with his legs, but he is not as fast as Wu Disease.

Then he climbed over a low wall in the air, and he was finally caught up by Wu Ai, but before Wu Ai could make a move, he lost his own horse hooves, and you can find a pair of suitable shoes when you wear shoes. Wu Yi only heard a crisp sound, and the old man covered his ass and rolled on the ground: "Ahhhh My tail roots! (Tail vertebrae, soil name, the real pronunciation is called a root, I'm afraid you don't understand!) ）

The old lady smiled even more happily: "Hahahaha! You are retribution! Wu Yi smiled bitterly and said, "Can we go now?" "No! There's also a little slut there, she spits in my New Year's gift, and you slap her in the face! Wu Yi hurriedly shook his head: "No, no, it's useless to beat women, I can't do this, my mother knows that she will beat me to death!" ”

Over there, Wu Xingyun was carrying a woman in a skirt and asked loudly: "No, it's the most hated by her!" "Haha, that's right, it's her, give me a big ear shave and pump her!" You look unlucky!

"Okay, let's go quickly, we won't be able to leave when the police come!" The old lady finally got out of breath. (To be continued.) )