Chapter 76: The scumbag must explode the chrysanthemum
It was not only Mori Jingyu who was blown up by the deep-water torpedo, but the other people who received the call were also in a trance for a long time, and joy followed.
Not to mention that the parents of the Mori family are happy for their daughter, although Zhumen Jinghui looks like a big child in personality, he is already in his thirties, and he is also looking forward to the child, so he immediately left the Kotani Yahui he had just soaked in his hand, and left Karuizawa without even leaving a message.
Mori Jingyu kept an eye on it and did not notify Mori Heiyu and Mori Yangyu. Explain to Mori's father that Mori Yangyu's first movie can't be sloppy, not to mention that in order to praise Mori Yangyu, Xing Zheya invited a big director and many popular stars to create this movie, and when it came to filming, the heroine suddenly made a moth, giving a bad impression.
As for Mori Hei Yu and Yamada Momo, Mori's father is happy to have a grandson soon, and his obsession with hugging his own grandson is even deeper, so he decisively obeys Mori Jingyu's words and does not disturb the honeymoon of the young couple, maybe he will come back and have a good time!
So Zhumen Yuhui took the Shinkansen to Mephistopheles Hospital by himself, and Mori's father and mother were already by Mori Xueyu's side. However, the first thing he saw when he entered the door was not that he cared about his pregnant wife, but that he passed over the relatives and friends who came to visit and congratulate him, and went straight to Mephistopheles.
Sensing this, Mori Shizuha violently crushed the half-chopped apple and the handle of the knife. She glanced at the scumbag in her hand, and quickly destroyed the body of the knife before everyone could see it, and threw the remains into the trash.
"What was the sound just now?" Sen's mother asked.
"It's nothing, that apple is broken, I threw it away." Mori Jingyu calmly wiped her hands clean, took out an orange from the fruit basket and peeled it for Sen Xueyu.
Mephistopheles put the same fruit knife next to the basket under the cover of her white robe, leaned over with one hand on Sen Jingyu's shoulder and asked, "Ah Jing, do you want to go and rest first?" ”
Sen Jingyu nodded in a tired manner following his words: "Well, I'm a little tired all the way from Karuizawa, so I'll lend me the dean's office." With that, she grabbed Mephistopheles by the arm and dragged her away!
I thought it was just a reason to give her a reason to get rid of the scumbag, but the dean was still looking forward to being alone with her sweetheart, but she didn't expect Sen Jingyu to go straight to the dean's room, and really walked into the lounge in three steps and two steps.
"Ah Jing?"
"I'm going to hell, and if Daddy comes to me, they'll say I'm asleep." After Sen Jingyu finished explaining, he closed the door with his backhand and lay down on the bed, and his soul rushed out of his body to hell.
Miss Ma Mian greeted warmly: "Sen-kun, why did you come during the day today?" ”
"Something...... Sorry, let's talk next time. Saying goodbye to Miss Ma Mian, Sen Jingyu ran to the Yama Hall in a gust of wind: "King, is Lord Ghost Lantern here?" ”
"In, over there......"
The called ghost lamp raised his head from the file, and the next second he was grabbed by the collar by Mori Jingyu. In view of the fact that Miss Sen had been quite polite and polite in the past, except for giving the deceased a lecture, she suddenly had a dark and violent aura, and the ghost lamp did not react to let her catch it.
"Lord Ghost Lantern, I apply to adopt a bun worm!!"
"Dismissed!" Ghost Lantern refused expressionlessly: "That's a hell worm that is forbidden to leave the world." ”
Remembering what it looked like a bun worm, the Yama King Chrysanthemum tightened, stretched out her hand tremblingly and asked, "Don't girls think it's disgusting to look like a bun worm?" Sen-kun, why do you want to raise a bun worm? ”
"Normal girls like fluffy and cute little animals, and Senjun is really not normal!" After saying this, the little ghost jailer eggplant was slapped on the wall at the speed of light, and his little friend Tanggua's face trembled and stepped forward to pick him off. Idiot, all hell knows that Senjun is a shaker side by side with the ghost lamp adult, looking at her current violent appearance, you should always understand that she is in a super bad mood, and you lack heart and eyes to complain about her in person!
"The scumbag must explode the chrysanthemum !!" Sen Jingyu gritted his teeth word by word, and the male creatures present could feel full of hatred from it: "Damn undisciplined scum!" It's not enough to leave your wife to hook up with three or four bubble girls, you dare to covet your mother's fiancé! Definitely going to explode his! Wrench his entrails! Let him fully enjoy the thrill of slowly rising from the chrysanthemum to the brain!! When he goes to hell, he will be thrown into the fire of the Great Scorching Hell, and the pain of bursting chrysanthemums will continue until he is old!!! ”
Scared out of the ......
The woman with a grudge is really terrifying, and she is about to catch up with Izanami-sama who has a resentful attack!!
Although the egg hurt Ju tightly, some jailers enthusiastically asked: "In this case, it should be a curse to cut off his Dingding, right?" "The man who couldn't control the third leg just clicked it.
"This job has already been contracted!" He's not a mother's man, of course his wife will cut it!
Ghost Lantern quickly figured out the reason for Sen Jingyu's fried feathers, and it was no wonder that she wanted to abuse such a superb brother-in-law, but he still refused to smuggle hell insects into the world, especially the fierce varieties of chrysanthemums that specialize in exploding people.
The Bun Worm is a small insect with a small brain capacity, and will only target the brilliant blooming chrysanthemum to attack, and it is impossible to distinguish the target at all, and the first precaution of the jailer working at the fire bun is to protect his chrysanthemum chastity from accidental injury. Moreover, the hair worm also has a powerful division and multiplication function like an earthworm, and allowing it to reproduce in the human world is simply a rhythm of chrysanthemums all over the world regardless of species and gender!
"Hell is different from the spirit world, and we can't just interfere with the lives of mortals." The ghost lamp said that the law of hell should be implemented well, how can a law enforcement officer know the law and break the law? "But when he's dead...... The guy who commits the crime of bullying a woman who is serious and hard-working should indeed go to the bun. In view of the fact that there are too many settings in Hell that are too old to be used in practice, a demolition and rectification meeting will be held later, and we have decided to abolish or merge a part of Hell in the future. ”
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A group of jailers A, B, C, and D collectively hid their faces.
Lord Ghost Lantern, are you showing favoritism, favoritism, or favoritism? Two super shaky devils who have a personal vendetta get together to discuss the rectification of hell, damn it, there is no light in the sun and moon! Are you going to take hell down the wrong path of how gloomy and cruel it is? Have you considered the psychological endurance of our ordinary jailers, do you have a bang!? I feel that I will no longer be able to treat my work with a positive attitude, have you made it?!!
I don't know why I feel a little sympathetic to the scumbag who is about to fall into the clutches of the evil ghosts in the middle and middle, think about the fate of the villagers who offended the ghost lamp lord, and it can be proved that the unlucky scumbag offended the same Sen Jun as the ghost lamp lord, and he should feel the scenery of Ah Bi Hell at the same time at the fire bun, and he won the rhythm of life imprisonment!
Sen Jingyu said that he couldn't calm down at all, Zhumen Wanhui's scumbag spoiled her eldest sister, not to mention, I don't know how many colorful flags floated outside, and recently repeatedly stretched out Brother Pig's hand to Yang Yu, if it wasn't for the timely isolation, and Xiaogu Yahui pulled away his attention, it was hard to guarantee that Yamada Tao would not become a target for him...... Meow! The scumbag's festival is really not to be overestimated, I thought he only harmed women of all ages from eight to eighty years old, but I didn't expect Ya to become a double plug in a second!!
Although Mephistopheles's beauty is incomparable, and her brain is full of powder, the old lady just looks at Zhumen Wanhui is particularly unpleasant! Where did he put his pregnant wife? Besides, Mephistopheles is obviously the fiancé of this girl, and that bastard's eyes are straight to the point of being a god's horse! Damn scumbags are worse than bun worms!!
"Well, well, Sen-kun should endure for a few more days, the hell rectification will not be done right away." The Enma King looked like a good gentleman and persuaded Sen Jingyu.
"Although the Zhumen family and the company are now managed by Sister Xueyu, if the head of the Zhumen family is hanged, it is inevitable that there will be inheritance disputes. The first three months of pregnancy are dangerous periods, and Sister Xue Yu shouldn't let him get the bento yet, and when the child is born, probably the hell rectification is almost done, right? ”
Cold sweat is like a waterfall!
Seeing the current Mori-kun, a trance reminded him of Izanami who chased and killed Izanagi all the way along the Yellow Springs, and the resentful woman was really terrifying. No wonder those wicked girls always want to pull her into the club, she must be one of the backbone elites!
After Sen Xueyu left, the jailers were still in a state of over-frightened petrification, and the Enma King held his face with both hands and bit the brush and said, "Sen Jun was not like this before, he has always been a very warm and good girl outside of work, is it really a relationship in love?" It's really disgusting that the fiancé is being targeted by lewd scumbags. ”
"Not really, I think it's because she resigned from hell for too long and didn't practice." Ghost Lantern touched his chin and said: "In the past, Sen Jun whipped the deceased every day, and any dissatisfaction was vented immediately, the habit of more than ten years is not to be changed, and the outbreak of excessive backlog is even more terrifying, and the scumbag is just an introduction to the onset of occupational diseases." If you don't go bad in silence, you will be perverted in silence. ”
"Makes sense." The Enma King folded his hands over his chest and nodded in agreement.
"That ......" a jailer bravely raised his hand and asked, "Lord Ghost Lantern, should you really use Sen-kun's Tiyì?" ”
"Senjun's idea is very good, of course I will write it into this topic, and the specific plan will be discussed at that time." Ghost Lantern did not hesitate to shatter their dreams, he was not used to the helpless punishment of those passive and slacking off jailers for a long time! "Senjun's consciousness is good, and the scumbag is indeed the most suitable for being exploded." Speaking of scumbags, there is also a representative of an under-abusive scumbag in his life.
Devil! What exactly did you think of? Why did it suddenly erupt with a dangerous murderous aura?!
The face of the Enma King, who knew the ghost lamp best, changed, and he hurriedly said: "Ghost ghost ghost lamp king, it seems that the bun worm can't get to the heavenly kingdom!" Absolutely not! Bai Zejun is a divine beast anyway, you guys are still making a small fuss, if you really make him half-paralyzed, it will cause communication problems between heaven and hell!! "You who just stopped Senjun are the most unaware of the law!
Tut!
The ghost lamp turned his head gloomily and threw all his hatred for the scumbag into the rectification of hell. He can't kill Bai Ze's goods, but he can definitely use his power to make those scumbags want to die!