Chapter 197: It's Time to Go Home
readx;?“ The beast god is not dead! Wu Yi expressed great surprise, and then nodded and said, "If you don't die, you won't die, anyway, I don't know him well, if you don't call me with anything else, my assets are about to become negative." Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info" Luo Turtle jumped up and rode on Wu Yi's neck, dragging his ear and yelling, "You idiot! Lao Tzu said that the beast god, if you don't die, you will be allowed to follow the group? Can you be a little more unproductive! ”
"Whoa! If you have something to say, don't get started, we are all civilized people! Seeing Wu Ai begging for mercy, Luo Turtle snorted and continued to smoke, saying, "I finally know who is against me now, I really didn't expect that this guy's godhead has been blown up in half and is not dead, it's really a cockroach!" Wu Yi covered his red ears and bared his teeth, "Why is he idle and nothing to hinder you, I can't think of it, I want to drag everyone to die together?" ”
Luo Turtle sighed and said, "No, he just wanted to lure me over and steal my turtle shell." "Why? What good is it for him to steal your tortoise shell? Luo Turtle said discouragedly, "He wants to become a god again, and he wants me to exchange his remaining half of his godhead, otherwise he won't return the turtle shell to me, and he plans to wait for Tiandao to find out and drag everyone to die together!" Wu Yi pouted and said, "Then you can give it to him, and it's not a valuable thing." ”
Luo Turtle shouted excitedly, "You know a fart! His bite almost killed everyone, even if he didn't die, he would be punished by the gods, and depriving the godhead was the lightest punishment, and now he wants to recover with a light sentence, how can there be such a cheap thing in this world! "Then do you have any other good solutions, I remember that a few days ago you also said that the Heavenly Dao has been a little abnormal recently, and asked me to speed up."
Luo Turtle instantly wilted and said weakly: "But Lao Tzu is so unwilling!" Wu Yi patted the Luo turtle thief and smiled: "Give him the thing, it's the right thing to take care of the present, don't you have so many gods who turn around and beat him together, and I still use me to teach you this kind of thing after the autumn?" Wu Yi said and winked at Luo Turtle. ===Breaking the Sky Comics/CX16/===. Luo Gui didn't even think about it, so he spit on Wu's face.
"Oops! You are a dead king, Lao Tzu is kind enough to give you ideas, and you still spit Lao Tzu's saliva, you are a dog biting Li Dongbin and you don't know the hearts of good people! "As soon as this remark came out, Luo Gu immediately went berserk, and holding Wang Baquan was a stinky beating, and he didn't stop until Wu Yi shed tears." Bah! In the future, don't bite these two words in front of me, mention it once! ”
There was no way to beat this perverted turtle, so Wu Yi had to make a compromise and agree: "I know, people don't dare anymore." Luo Turtle snorted with satisfaction and said, "The method you said works for others, but it is useless for God, it is very troublesome to deprive the godhead, and the popularity of the beast god is also very good, I am afraid that someone will intercede for him at that time, and it will definitely be over at that time!" ”
"As long as you can finish things safely, why do you care so much?" "That's different, forget it, I can't tell you clearly, I'm thinking about it, you pack your things and let's get ready to go back to China." Wu Yi stared at Luo Gui with wide eyes, and said in disbelief: "You mean to go back to China?" "yes, stumbling you have another nationality? Traitors? ”
"Hahahaha! Hahahaha! Wu Yi immediately let out a burst of rampant laughter, climbed down the tree with his hands and feet, laughed while climbing, fell from the tree and fell on all fours without crying or howling, and continued to laugh there. finally dragged it up, and walked forward in a trembling way, all the while looking up and laughing, not even looking at the road, not to mention how much it looked like it was shivering.
Sophia was a little worried, "Ernie sauce should be fine, right?" Huang Mei glanced at the angel chicken who was having a fashion ball and said, "Maybe I'm crazy, don't worry about him and can't die." Wu Yi finally suffered retribution after kicking over the soup that Jenny had boiled for two hours, and after stepping on the fresh mushrooms picked by Anne, he crashed into the tent that had just been erected, and Tang Seng screamed in an instant.
"Ahh What are you doing, old Wu? Don't come here, I'm not dressed! I'm going to call someone when you come over again! You don't hold me, you let go, I... Help me! What a disrespect! Perverted ** indecent monk, is there anyone in charge of hey! Wu Xingyun turned his head in disgust and decided to ignore these two crooked homosexuals, after all, we are a delicate flower that has not yet grown, so we can't be defiled.
Xiaolong on the side was hugging Wang Yan and comforting him softly, the mastermind behind the scenes appeared, Wang Yan's suspicion was naturally cleared, and now is a good opportunity to take the opportunity to enhance the relationship. However, Wang Yan's appearance should have been completely captured by Xiaolong, and the little bird was sitting in Xiaolong's arms. "Come back to China with us, anyway, there is nothing wrong with your bad luck with me."
Wang Yan said with some worry: "There shouldn't be any more chaos, I'm afraid that when I am here, everyone will be in a hurry." "Don't worry, everything has me, and after a while I choose a good day, we will get married, the wedding must be grand, it is best to invite the TV station over, and then let those who laughed at you see how good a husband you have found!"
Wang Yan blushed and listened to Xiaolong's imagination, and whispered: "Won't this be good, or don't be so public, I'm afraid that others will say that I worship money." Xiaolong raised his eyebrows and said: "I just want them to see how happy you are now, what's wrong with worshipping money, worshipping money also has to have capital, do you think they have the qualifications to worship money, let's starve them to death!" ”
I have to say that Xiaolong's Dafa of picking up girls is progressing too fast, Wang Yan's current IQ is basically close to a negative number, whether it is round or flattened depends on Xiaolong's mood. Listening to Xiaolong's wonderful imagination, Wang Yan couldn't help but get drunk, his eyes were confused, imagining what he looked like in a wedding dress, looking at Wang Yan's stunned appearance, Xia Long swallowed his saliva, plucked up the courage to gnaw.
The Luo turtle on the tree jumped down and said leisurely: "Pay attention to the influence, so many people are watching, it's not too late to go back and give birth to a baby!" Xiaolong just wanted to retort, only then did he see a group of people looking at him with a glint in their eyes, fucking a group of naked animals, this is a lively look at himself for free! Wang Yan was thin-skinned, and he couldn't scream when he buried his face in Xiaolong's arms directly.
Everyone watched the four little fashion catwalks and finished breakfast, now the sky is bright, a fiery red sun in the east is rising, Wu Yi stretched a lazy waist and sighed: "This sunrise is so beautiful!" Tang Seng complained: "You are no different from usual, Master Wu is that you are in a good mood, you have clear eyebrows when you see everything, now you are sober, now we should talk about why you kissed me last night." ”
Wu said sickly: "Is there one?" Why don't I remember, you must be mistaken, oh yes, Zyra should be about to give birth, are you going back with us this time? Everyone's eyes couldn't help but turn to Zyra listening to her belly, Kane held Zyra's hand and said, "No, it's too exciting to walk with you, now our child will be born in a few months, I don't want to have any accidents, you go first and we'll wait." ”
Huang Mei stepped forward and gently stroked Jiela's belly, and blessed, "It's really not safe to follow us, then we'll wait for your family of three to come and see us!" Wu Xingyun took Jiela's hand and began to call the pulse, and after a while, he said: "It's a boy, the pulse is very stable, as long as you don't do anything to die, you will definitely have a smooth birth." Tang Seng was surprised: "You can also gynecology?" Go back and teach me, Master! ”
Wu Xingyun stared playfully at Tang Seng between his legs and said, "It's not impossible to teach you, but you must first practice a peerless martial art." "And this good thing, not only optical craftsmanship but also a set of peerless martial arts, Tang Seng said happily: "I learn!" I learn! Give me the martial arts cheats first! Wu Xingyun really took out a secret book from his arms and threw it to Tang Seng.
Tang Seng happily took it and looked at the "Sunflower Treasure Book", raised his hand and threw it far away and said solemnly: "The poor monk remembered that there was still a morning class today, so he would not accompany the donors, and the donors would see you again." "This monk is just fast. Everyone talked and laughed and began to walk outside, just now Wu Xingyun had already called Sakata Junichi Wolf, and Sakata Junichi Wolf had already sent someone to pick it up.
Wu Yi looked at Jenny's sinuous snake tail and suddenly remembered that there seemed to be a lot of undead who had not been collected, and asked, "Luo Turtle, let's go, what about those undead who have been recovered?" Luo Gui glared at Wu Yi and said: "Except for the fact that I still have some stock in my stomach, the other undead have been taken away by the beast god, he thinks we are troublesome to run back and forth, and he has already returned to China and waited, all blame you for being so useless to let him take the lead!" ”
Wu Yi shouted: "What's the matter with me, I didn't rob the turtle shell!" "It's not that you don't have a nose to work with, or we'd be done a long time ago!" There is no trace of this black pot, and Wu Ai almost believed it. Tang Seng secretly poked Wu Yi with his finger and said: "Don't fight with him, this Wang Ba is in a bad mood, if you are beaten later, don't blame my brother for not reminding you!" ”
Wu Yi immediately understood, drooped his head and listened to Luo Turtle talking crookedly there, but he didn't retort, Luo Gui's mother felt bored for a while, and ran to play. A group of people got in the car and walked for a long time before Wu Yi reacted and asked: "Let's go directly to the airport or to the beach, why do we have to go home, isn't that place bulldozed by that stupid big man, and I can't pack anything when I go back." ”
Huang Mei clapped his hands and said: "Then except for Kane and the others, let's all go directly to the beach, if it doesn't work, we can rent a fishing boat and go back, anyway, Sophia is not afraid of being drowned." Xiaolong held up the phone and said: "I just have a fishing boat arrived, let's take the boat back, although it is not as luxurious as a cruise ship, but we will not starve to death with you." ”
Wu Yi stuck his head out of the window and shouted, "Lao Tzu is finally leaving this ghost place. You fuck sashimi, go. Your mother's ramen, Lao Tzu is like going home to nibble on steamed buns! (To be continued.) )