16. The author is too handsome, and the title is handsome
"Huh? Want to sleep with me today? Gu Yunchi looked at Chris, who jumped onto his bed, and was a little puzzled. According to Chris's temperament, he used to carry Chris to the bed, and Chris would jump down, but today he ate his own dark food, why did he have to sleep with him?
"Meow~" Chris lay on Gu Yunchi's bed and swept his tail: Of course I want to sleep with you! After all, you often ask me to sleep with you, the man of Andre's family is so fond of his daughter-in-law!
What did you say? I want to take advantage of my daughter-in-law while he is asleep? Sling the bull! As an emperor, how could I do such a thing!
Gu Yunchi looked at Chris's movements, and was greatly moved: Is this telling himself that he is not angry? Immediately took Chris into his arms and rubbed it: "Then let's sleep together!" ”
"Meow~"
Chris looked at Gu Yunchi's sleeping side face, stretched out his tongue and licked the corners of Gu Yunchi's eyes, but Gu Yunchi didn't react. He gently bit Gu Yunchi's ear again, but Gu Yunchi still didn't react. He stretched out his tongue again and licked Gu Yunchi's lips...... Gu Yunchi still didn't react! Chris opened his mouth again and bit Gu Yunchi's lip......
"Don't make a fuss!" Gu Yun couldn't bear it anymore and snapped Chris to the ground.
What should I do if my daughter-in-law doesn't let me kiss her when she falls asleep? I'm in a hurry to wait online!
Gu Yunchi touched his face after waking up the next day, he always felt that his face was a little dry, and it still felt a little sticky to the touch, did he do anything strange after falling asleep? Why does it feel weird?
And Chris on the side saw that Gu Yunchi had been touching his face in the mirror, so he licked his paws and fled.
Gu Yun didn't see Chris's movements, and after thinking about it for a long time, he didn't understand it and left this matter behind.
"What are you doing here?" As soon as Gu Yunchi went out, he saw Ye Xin and Li Anyan staring at each other with big eyes - of course, it was just Ye Xin staring at Li Anyan.
"Childe, he came early in the morning, and he was noisy!" After Ye Xin heard Gu Yunchi's voice, he immediately rubbed in front of Gu Yunchi, and made a small report mercilessly.
"Good~" Gu Yunchi rubbed Ye Xin's head before turning over to look at Li Anyan: "Is there anything wrong with classmate Li?" ”
"How unfamiliar is classmate Li? It's good to add me An Yan, yesterday Xiaoxin said that your skills are good. ”
Mr. Li, are you really familiar with yourself? What about the legendary nobility and coldness? After Gu Yunchi heard Li Anyan's words, he glanced at Ye Xin: Isn't this what you provoked?
Ye Xin pouted, he also accidentally said that he leaked his mouth, who knew that this person would be so shameless and chase directly to the bedroom?
"Then stay and eat." Since Li Anyan said it so bluntly, Gu Yunchi was embarrassed to open his mouth to drive people away.
"Then it's troublesome for Gu Gongzi."
Hearing Li Anyan's words, Gu Yunchi couldn't help but sigh that the gap between people was really big, Ye Xin called him Gongzi, and always gave him the illusion that Ye Xin was his little servant, but Li Anyan called him Gongzi, but he felt that he was Li Anyan's little servant...... It was terrible, Gu Yunchi shook his head, and quickly threw out the unreliable thoughts in his head.
Gu Yunchi took out pork mushrooms and carrots, and instructed Xiao A to chop the stuffing as usual. I have to say that Xiao A is really very useful for a lazy person like Gu Yunchi. Then Gu Yunchi took out the glutinous rice and steamed it in the pot.
Use flour to make dumpling wrappers, and when the dumpling wrappers are ready, the glutinous rice in the pot is almost steamed. Gu Yunchi took out a wok and heated the oil, and poured the chopped mushrooms and carrots of Xiao A into it. After the carrots and shiitake mushrooms came out of the pot, Gu Yunchi poured the meat filling into the pot, and turned off the heat after the meat filling changed color.
Gu Yunchi mixed the minced meat, shiitake mushrooms, carrots and glutinous rice, added half a spoonful of soy sauce and stirred well. Take out the dumpling wrappers and wrap them into siu mai, and finally put the siu mai into the steamer.
After putting the roasted wheat into the pot, Gu Yunchi explained that Xiao A turned off the fire eight minutes later and walked out of the kitchen.
As a result, as soon as Gu Yunchi turned out, he saw Ye Xin's eyes looking into the kitchen: ...... What are you doing here?
"Childe, you're done?" Ye Xin looked at Gu Yunchi and was a little disbelieving. After all, the things Gu Yunchi made today are relatively "light", Gu Yunchi has come out, and there is no fragrance wafting out of the kitchen.
"Or else?" Gu Yunchi looked at Ye Xin's suspicious eyes and handed over an expression of "what do you think".
"Whew!" After getting a positive answer, Ye Xin cheered, he was really worried just now that because Li Anyan came, Gongzi took out the nutrients and sent him away.
I have to say that Ye Xin's thinking is indeed different from ordinary people.
Xiao A brought out the roasted wheat after a while, but this time Ye Xin didn't go up to get it in a hurry, but looked at Gu Yunchi with a blank eye.
Gu Yunchi was confused by him: "What's wrong?" ”
"Chris......" Ye Xin was very aggrieved, he was afraid that he would "snap" and knock it down again as soon as he got started, and tell himself that it was Chris's don't move!
Gu Yunchi: ...... I just hit you once, do you remember that clearly? Why don't you go to heaven?
Different from Gu Yunchi's depressed mood, Chris's mood almost flew when he heard this: Of course, I am the most important in my daughter-in-law's heart! The frequency of ear shaking simply couldn't be faster.
"Yesterday was a special situation, and I won't shoot you again in the future." Gu Yunchi didn't want others to mistakenly think that he was abusing his roommate.
After Gu Yunchi finished saying this, the states of Ye Xin and Chris were immediately exchanged, the tail behind Ye Xin turned into a windmill, and Chris-he wanted to be quiet!
"Thank you for your hospitality, can you come here for dinner in the future?" Li Anyan looked at Gu Yunchi after eating.
Gu Yunchi looked at Li Anyan in front of him, and refused in his heart, after all, Li Anyan gave him the feeling that it was too dangerous. But as soon as he met Li Anyan's eyes, seeing the expectation in Li Anyan's eyes and the slightly reddish ears next to him, Gu Yunchi agreed without paying attention.
Wait for Gu Yunchi to react: Wait, listen to my explanation!
After breakfast, Gu Yunchi touched Chris's chin as usual: "Stay in the dormitory obediently and don't run around!" ”
"Meow~" Chris licked Gu Yunchi's fingers, even if he wants to go out, how can I let you know? Bitter, salty, salty, and sweet pudding...... I don't want to eat it a second time!
"Good~" Gu Yunchi rubbed Chris's head, it was so soft, rub it again, hmm, why is it so comfortable, wait! Rub it again!
"Childe, if you don't leave, you'll be late!" Ye Xin looked at Gu Yunchi's reluctant look, slightly embarrassed, how did he see his son every day so inseparable?
Not! Rub it at the end! Gu Yunchi rubbed Chris's head again, and then withdrew his hand unwillingly: "Let's go." Gu Yunchi, who was full of only Chris, didn't see Li Anyan looking at Chris's meaningful eyes at this time.
Gu Yunchi sat in the classroom, and after looking around, he suddenly found a very strict question: "Why don't there be any girls in the class?" ”
"Huh? Childe, what do you say? ”
Gu Yunchi saw Ye Xin coming over, so he turned his head and asked, "Didn't you find that there were no girls in the class?" ”
This is indeed a very strict question, according to the situation in the 21st century, there should be more girls like the Department of Ancient Chinese Cultural Studies that are biased towards literature, but in the empire, Gu Yunchi didn't even have a girl in his class.
As soon as Gu Yunchi finished speaking, he saw Ye Xinyi with a kind of "You don't have a fever, right?" Looking at himself, he vaguely felt as if he had asked some stupid question.
"There are few women in the empire." Ye Xin said faintly, is Childe's head caught by the door? It's not normal to have girls in the class, right?
And Li Anyan also noticed the movement here: "What are you talking about?" ”
"Didn't say anything, you still don't pay attention to the class? I've never seen you so dislike to learn! Before Gu Yunchi could answer, Ye Xin had already blocked Li Anyan.
Gu Yunchi: My face hurts, did you think about me before you said this?
Li Anyan was not angry when he was blocked, so he naturally turned his head and "listened carefully".
After Ye Xin said this, Gu Yunchi also deeply reflected on his mistake and decided to throw dung on the wall, no...... worked hard and listened carefully, but after a while, Gu Yunchi was defeated under the content of "Ancient Huaxia, also known as Country Z, is one of the four ancient civilizations on the earth......
How did you decide to transfer to the Department of Ancient Chinese Culture Studies in the first place? I don't want people to study seriously!
Gu Yunchi reflected on his mistake and turned on his light brain, and once again exerted the spirit of finding X Niang when he had a problem, and it didn't take long to figure it out. As a result of the long war, the number of women in the Empire has declined dramatically, and now women are less than one-twentieth of men. Like Gu Yunchi's class, there is no girl in the situation, it can't be more normal.
How do you say that? Gu Yunchi wanted to rub his face, the ratio of men to women was seven to one, and there were three pairs of couples. Less than one-twentieth of men, and let people live? Although Gu Yunchi doesn't think that he is straight like a steel bar, he still prefers soft and cute girls!
When Gu Yunchi was tutoring himself in the "Modern Empire Common Sense Study" class, he suddenly found that someone had sent a message to his social network account.
When Gu Yunchi's fans broke seven figures, Gu Yunchi turned off the message reminder. There is a message prompt like today, and it is the first time since Gu Yunchi turned off the reminder.