Chapter 5: The Cheapest Tengu
The big bug sent me off the path I had left and told me that I would be able to walk for 20 minutes to get to the human world, and I was weird not to ask me how I knew. He waved goodbye to it and walked down the road.
As I walked, I found that I was lost again!! Not to mention dinner, I didn't even eat lunch, I didn't even have the idea of losing weight. I can eat a cow now!! Soon it was dark, and it was unnaturally dark.
If I want to say it, it's like a piece of opaque cloth wrapped around the eyes with many layers, or it is more vivid to be directly blinded, I took out my phone with only a little battery left, but even then there was still no light.
There won't be any strange things haunting~ I'm so scared, hey.
"Smell ~ sniff" This taste is barbecue?? When I was completely out of sight, there appeared a hut that looked small, with a baking word printed on the curtain. I walked in with joy.
"Welcome to the light~ huh?? Mankind? "Is it strange to be human? In my sight, a girl about the same as me (?) appeared. The short pink hair and the very Japanese apron are the most eye-catching thing for me, the pair of wings that flutter from time to time, I think it's so hard to meet a normal mortal!?
"Well~ Those who come are guests, even if they are humans, I am welcome to come and eat something." The short-haired Night Sparrow put down the bowl he was brushing in his hand and walked towards me with the menu.
"So, what are you going to do? I can make small dishes that are not on the menu, and of course I don't sell yakitori, so please forgive me."
"Stir-fry, just fry the rice" doesn't matter to me when I'm starving to death. Sitting at the dining table and looking at this small shop, it is not big or very small, there are only 4 small wooden tables.
"Little girl, are you from the outside world?" The lovely hostess who was cooking with her back to me accosted me.
"Well, it came yesterday." "It's dangerous to wander around here alone at such a late hour, so please slow down! And here's a giveaway for every new customer: "After placing a large plate of fried rice in front of me, I took a skewer of grilled eel from the grill and placed it on my plate, sat across from me, and looked at me with my chin in my hands.
"Oh, thank you" "What's wrong, boss?" "Because the other party is a youkai, I was very cautious, which can also be said to be cautious." It's nothing, it's just that I haven't seen anyone from the outside world for a long time, what has become of the outside world now~ Can you tell me about it? "The outside world? It's still the same bird, the melting glaciers of Antarctica, the hole in the ozone layer, the population base is too large, or something.
"Of course you can, but what do you want to hear, lady?" Hearing my inquiry, the proprietress shook her head indifferently, "Anything is fine, as long as it's fun!" "I'm really not a picky eater.
"Hmm~ Let me think about it" Interesting things.,There's a lot of it.,Just change the plot in the comics.,But isn't this too perfunctory.。 Anyway, she wants to listen to it, not to mention that she can't verify the deception, so she can deceive it.
Just shamelessly began to talk nonsense.
While telling the proprietress about things I had never heard of, I ate a large plate of fried rice.
"By the way, how should the boss go to the people's place here?" Pull back to reality the proprietress who is still silent in my nonsense story and can't extricate herself.
"Huh? It's not far from the words of the people.,But it's better to advise you not to go out rashly when it's dark.,I think after a while, the sister of the people's sisters, the security captain and Mr. Huiyin, should come back for a drink.,They're regular customers."
The two of them have a leg, and I don't know why I had such a rude idea.
"Okay, thank you for 20 yuan for a plate of fried rice" The proprietress stretched out her cute little hand to me, and when I heard 20 Wen, I suddenly woke up, damn it! Forgot! The currency here is not the same as mine.
"Ahhhhh I handed over 1,000 yen to me.
"It turns out that the coins from the outside world are already like this, but it's a pity that our store only accepts the currency that is common to Gensokyo."
"I don't" lowered his head in shame, this kind of bastard who eats overlord meals usually doesn't end well. "Then there is no way"
The proprietress lowered her head in a muttering voice, her bangs blocked her eyes, I couldn't see her expression, it couldn't be dark.
"Take the body back~~" What should I do, run? I bet the wings behind it are definitely not cute things. If you get caught, you'll die even worse. The proprietress walked over step by step, and sure enough, that was the case.
But it's much better to die in the hands of such a cute girl than to be eaten by the beasts and ghosts outside. Close your eyes and prepare for the arrival of death.
"Oh~" threw over an apron and put it on my head, "If you don't have money, just be my Kanban lady for one night, remember to call me the boss lady" Holding the apron, the head didn't react, and the boss lady kept looking at me with her hands on her waist and smiling, well, if you don't eat me anyway. "Hey! Hostess"
It's said that Kanban Niang is more like a waiter, and I'm just responsible for delivering the menu to the guests and serving the dishes back and forth. It's no wonder that the proprietress was surprised to see me, and it seemed to the youkai that a human in the middle of the night would be dying.
As the proprietress said, most of the yokai in human form don't attack humans anymore, so every yokai customer is just a little curious and confused when they see me, but they don't do anything out of the ordinary. Wait, if you want to say something out of the ordinary, there is a person.
"Yo! This young lady is a reporter from Wenwen Daily, honest and upright Shotimaru Wen, just call me Wenwen, can I interview you" This is a girl with the same short black hair as me, holding a reporter's note-taking notebook in her hand, a camera still used film around her neck, a hat with two strings of felt balls, and that strange pair of high heels (?) )
"Ah, that, of course," the reporter who called Shotmei Maruwen after hearing the words left a bright smile.
"Okay, so how did you get to this store in the first place" is a strange question, of course, it came over, eh~ and so on, if you think about it carefully, it doesn't seem like this at the beginning.
"Ah, the one who suddenly couldn't see anything for some reason, but he could feel the sound and smell, and he happened to be hungry, so he came here." Reporter Shotimaru looked at the proprietress who was preparing meals for the guests with a smile.
"Miss Wenwen? What's wrong? ”
"No, no, it's nothing, let's continue" is not a no-brainer, I feel like a fool who has been kept in the valley.
"Then Miss Yuling's next question, why do you work here?"
"Because after eating, I found out that the proprietress doesn't accept money from the outside world here, so I had to work here to pay back" Wenwen seemed to think of something, and his right hand clenched his fist and smashed it in the palm of his left hand.
"In other words, Miss Yuling, you are using your body to pay off your debts!"
"Although the statement is strange, this is the truth" After questioning me, reporter Wenwen ran to the boss lady and patted the boss lady on the shoulder like a bad friend.
"Miski, didn't you tell me that you never used your ability to get someone else to take care of the shop?" The expression of a living villain.
"Tsk~ I want you to take care of it" The proprietress threw off Wenwen's hand on her shoulder in annoyance.
"Well~ Don't say that, and why haven't I heard that you don't accept outside currency~ Don't you claim that as long as it's interesting, even if it's a story, you can use it as food money~" Wenwen put his hand on it again" "The boss lady seems to understand the way to treat sluts, and she doesn't squeak anymore.
"It's okay, it's okay, I understand your partner, it's spring now, look at her simple appearance, it's definitely a young person who hasn't been in love, so come on, I've thought about the theme of tomorrow's newspaper. The proprietress of Night Sparrow, who has been single for more than 500 years, finally couldn't bear the loneliness, and used her ability to let the little girl who strayed into the outside world come to her store to consume, and then used the method of not accepting outside currency to make her pay for it. Tut! Tut! I can imagine that tomorrow's newspaper will definitely sell well!! ”
Wenwen didn't see the proprietress whose face was getting darker and darker, and was still chattering like a noisy crow. Oh! Oh, yes, she's a crow.
"You give me death!!" The proprietress took out the pan that was placed on the side and threw it at Wenwen, who ran away with the foresight. Before flying away, he squeezed his eyes at the proprietress .
All in all, my impression of the guy is really a cheap word. ――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――ps; The ed of the ship mother is so good!! And since I watched the part of blowing snow and walking on the beach in ed, I don't know why I suddenly like the protagonist.,I don't even know where I like it.,But I'm now very worried about whether it's going to become an abuse girl.,Ruyue and the two of them are going to be together soon.,As a result, the miscellaneous soldiers from nowhere broke the QAQ.。 Dongfang,Ship Niang,LL is all lily-oriented.,Sure enough, lily is the first productive force!!