"You can't do this to the poor monks!" The monk with kidney deficiency looked frightened as if he was about to be destroyed, and shouted to me: "Duan Ya, save the poor monk!" ”

"Save a hair, open the irrigation!" Li Ergou pressed the hands of the monk with kidney deficiency, I thought about it, pounced, and pressed the legs of the monk with kidney deficiency: "Monkey, quickly pour wine!" ”

The Kidney Deficiency Monk and Li Ergou Jin Dazhong were stunned for a moment at the same time, and then the Kidney Deficiency Monk scolded: "Duan Ya, I say you are an ancestor!" ”

"Cut, you're a * man, and you're still talking about banban?" I stared at the monk with kidney deficiency with disdain, and Jin Dazhong on the side also simply carried the bottle of liquor as if he was a child in the countryside and filled the shell lang, a wine bottle directly into the mouth of the monk with kidney deficiency, and suddenly, the liquor in the bottle decreased at a speed visible to the naked eye. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

At first, the monk with kidney deficiency was still struggling, but after drinking half of it, this guy stopped struggling, and after more than ten seconds, a bottle of liquor was drunk by the monk with kidney deficiency!

Suddenly, the monk with kidney deficiency violently exerted his strength, just like a strong gourd baby, and directly lifted Li Ergou and Jin Dazhong away, then sat up and shouted at me: "Spread the poor monk's feet, the poor monk will fight with you, burp ......." ”

I looked at the monk with kidney deficiency who was red and burping, oh, this guy is a little far away from the Buddha again!

Before I could react, the monk with kidney deficiency picked up a bottle of red wine, opened it and poured it into his mouth, and after more than ten seconds, the wine bottle was empty, and the monk with kidney deficiency held the wine bottle and shouted: "Good wine, the poor monk wants to drink ten bottles today!" ”

As soon as he finished shouting, this guy closed his eyes and collapsed on the sofa.

Li Ergou Jin Dazhong and I were stunned for a moment at the same time, and Jin Dazhong was stunned and said, "It seems to be a little more intense." ”

I rolled my eyes: "Isn't this?" Who drinks liquor as water? ”

"Whatever, let's keep drinking." Li Ergou took two bottles of liquor and stuffed them into the hands of Jin Dazhong and me, and opened another bottle by himself.

I looked at Li Ergou, his eyes were filled with tears, this guy, it's been too depressing these days!

"Drink!" I opened the bottle, held it up and shouted.

As soon as the three of them touched the bottle, they poured it up, and the stimulating liquor entered the mouth and flowed through the esophagus to the stomach, like a knife to cut, not to mention how uncomfortable it was, which is why I don't like to drink liquor, but now, whatever, as long as Brother Lao Tzu is happy!

More than ten seconds later, the three of us put down the empty wine bottle at the same time, Li Ergou and Jin Dazhong were all red and kept burping, as for me, I am a red-eyed zombie, and my various physical functions far exceed ordinary people, even if I didn't use corpse gas to disperse alcohol this time, but with my physique, drinking more than a dozen catties of liquor is no different from drinking water!

"Come again!" Li Ergou shouted, and began to open the wine with the screwdriver again, Jin Dazhong on the side also bared his teeth and began to bite the cap of the wine bottle, and soon, the table was full of open wine bottles, and the room was filled with a strong smell of wine.

The three of us chatted while drinking and eating, when I first went to college, we often got together to drink in the dormitory, so there was nothing that couldn't be drunk among a few people, if I had to be ranked, then I was the first, Brother Meng was second, Li Ergou and Jin Dazhong were tied for third, of course, if I wasn't a zombie, it should be Brother Meng, the Northeast man, ranked first!

It's not a bragging, when the four of us went to the hot pot restaurant to eat and drink, we were so drunk that the boss called the police, of course...... It's because Li Ergou got drunk and took off his pants and ran naked in a hot pot restaurant!

We kept drinking, recalling the life when the four of them were still together, Li Ergou and Jin Dazhong had tears in their eyes, but we didn't stop, even if Li Ergou and Jin Dazhong started to stutter when they talked, they didn't stop!

I kept pouring wine into my mouth, and my mind kept coming to mind the picture of the four people getting together to fart and chat and watch my sister's paper, it used to be so happy, but now it has become like this, Brother Meng guarded the Northeast Daxinganling because of Bai Yu's death, and even turned around the ghost door closed.

Jin Dazhong and Huang Yuexin had a ghost love, and in the end, Huang Yuexin's soul was scattered, and Li Ergou has become like this now!

And all of this is related to me!

We used to experience the most unscrupulous and happiest youth together, but now we have all experienced the destruction of reality, and no one is powerless to resist, so we can only accept it!

I didn't control the corpse qi to dispel the alcohol, and even I drank more than Li Ergou Jin Dazhong combined, I also wanted to take a break, I also wanted to get drunk happily, and then let him sleep happily!

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" Li Ergou shouted as he held up the wine bottle, tears dripping down his somewhat emaciated face.

Kim Dae-jung and I were stunned for a moment at the same time, and I said, "What are you sorry for, brother?" Mei Nan is like this, it's not your fault, it's me who should be sorry for you! ”

As soon as he finished speaking, Jin Dazhong kicked me and Li Ergou in the ass: "What nonsense are you talking about, drinking!" ”

I raised my head and drank the liquor in my hand, and Jin Dazhong also drank the red wine in my hand, only Li Ergou, holding the white wine bottle, shook his head and cried.

I know it's because of Zhang Meinan's matter, but I really don't know how to comfort him, the only thing I can do is to drink with him and be sad together, but it's a pity, I'm a zombie and can't cry with him!

I don't know how much wine I drank, anyway, three-quarters of the wine I prepared was drunk by me, during which Li Ergou and Jin Dazhong also went out to buy wine twice, Jin Dazhong drank and lay down, lying on the sofa and sleeping like a dead pig!

Li Ergou and I continued to drink, and soon, Li Ergou also fell, I didn't stop, I drank hard, my brain became more and more dizzy and heavier, I experienced all kinds of everything, at this time I was all left behind, I just kept pouring wine into my mouth as if I was drinking water, red and white beer, I just want to fall down and sleep happily!

The table in front of me was full of dense wine bottles, and my eyes began to become trance-like, looking at Li Ergou, they could see three figures, their heads were getting heavier and heavier, and even the hand holding the wine bottle began to sway.

Eventually, I closed my eyes and collapsed on the couch, not knowing anything!

I don't know how long I slept, but I can assure me that it was the most solid and comfortable I've slept in a long time, without any worries or any bizarre dreams.

"Tooth, wake up." In a daze, I seemed to hear someone calling me, and when I opened my eyes, I saw that it was Kim Dae-jung, and this guy's face was as if he had eaten a dead fly, and he probably just vomited.

"Amitabha, drunk to death as a poor monk." The monk with kidney deficiency on the side said a word, his throat moved, his mouth suddenly bulged, and he rushed to the toilet.

I sat on the sofa, the excessive alcohol did not cause me any uncomfortable reaction, the corpse rushed, the last trace of drunkenness disappeared, I got up and poured a glass of boiling water and drank it, the stomach was warm and comfortable, but the next second, I was stunned!

The wrist of my right hand is empty, and the bracelet that the Demon Gun turned into was on the wrist of my right hand!

After being stunned for a second, I subconsciously reached out and touched my neck, and the black gold armor that turned into a tiger talisman also disappeared!

"Suffered!" I screamed, reached into my trouser pocket, and the Ghoul Book was gone!

Immediately after, I rushed into the bedroom and found the box where the Zhuge fan was placed, the lock on the top had been picked, and when I opened it, the Zhuge fan was gone!

"What's wrong?" Kim Dae-jung's voice came, and he and the monk with kidney deficiency both ran to the door to look at me.

My mind went blank and said, "The Ghoul Book and the three Yin and Yang Seven Instruments are gone!" ”