40. [Chapter 8x5] is the boss of the family
"Yes or me?" Leng Xiaotai digested the scene in front of him and hurriedly looked at Lanche beside him.
A certain allergy syndrome anger valve opened in an instant, and with a violent breath towards the allergen, only to hear a knock, he kicked on the coffin board, and said, "Get up." ”
It was I who shook gently with the trembling coffin, still sleeping peacefully.
"Really asleep?!" Leng Xiaotai was shocked, hurriedly stepped forward, and leaned into Lan Che's ear, "Lan Shen, calm your anger, record the show." ”
"Isn't it to wake him up?!" Lanche said angrily, "How do you wake him up?!" ”
Shi Liang tilted his head against the door frame, pulled out a letter-style relic from his arms, and said leisurely, "BrunfelsiaLatifolia."
Leng Xiaotai: ""
What-s this?!
I saw Lanche tilt his head slightly, squint at Shi Liang, and said in a low voice, "Irefuse." (I refuse)
Leng Xiaotai faintly felt that there were two fluctuations between Lanche and Shi Liang that were resonating with great amplitude, yes, this is the legendary, the most authoritative and convincing hero standard that has never been revealed on the hero card but is above the combat effectiveness, aura, appearance, wealth, and leg length - Pressing Frequency.
At this time, Lanche and Shi Liang just gave each other a look, and the amplitude of the two pressures reached a peak, Leng Xiaotai was shocked back by this invisible aura, and his heart suddenly ignited the anger of a student who only scored 65 points in English in the college entrance examination. He stepped forward and pulled the letter in Shi Liang's hand, "What are you talking about?!" ”
Leng Xiaotai unfolded the letter, and was immediately stunned, only to hear Lanche say, "BrunfelsiaLatifolia, Mandarin Duck Jasmine"
Shi Liang continued unhurriedly, "The flower language is Kissmequick."
"No, I don't agree." At the same time, Leng Xiaotai threw back the letter that read 'Wake up by the captain's kiss' to Shi Liang, and stood in front of Lanche, "Lanche is my prisoner, and it can't be considered your group within half an hour." ”
Shi Liang raised his wrist unhurriedly, rolled up his sleeves and glanced at his watch, "That half an hour has already passed"
At this time, only to hear the tearing sound, Leng Xiaotai raised his hand and tore Lan Che. He clutched Lanche's name tag in his hand, raised his chin, and said in a deep voice, "That's now." ”
Leng Xiaotai protected Lanche to death, and he couldn't get angry: Is there a hole in the director's head? What kind of messy settings are they? My Lanshen is such a good straight man who is a benchmark in the 21st century, how can the first kiss on the screen be dedicated to a man! No, no, the straight male image of the Lan God is guarded by me!
"Otherwise, what do you think I'm looking for you to participate in the show, of course, it's up to you to do it~" At this moment, I only heard the director's evil voice coming from the loudspeaker, "Although I also want to see your Lanshen's first kiss on the screen dedicated to a man, but now seeing your jealousy for Lanche, I always feel that this show is better." Also, I don't have a pit in my head. ”
Leng Xiaotai was stunned for a moment and replied, "How do you know what I'm thinking?!" ”
"You're stupid!!" The director said angrily.
Leng Xiaotai: ""
The director immediately changed his style and cleared his throat, "Ahem, I pinched the part of the foul mouth just now." In short, now Lanche is a prisoner, and it will take half an hour before it can be invalidated. ”
"Then will our team have to wait for half an hour before we can progress" Shi Liang said helplessly, "Director, is it okay to change the pirate to kiss the captain?" ”
Director: "No, it's not enough." ”
Shi Liang rolled his eyes, "Tsk."
Just when Shi Liang and the others were at a stalemate, another person appeared in front of the door. After several hours of chaotic battles, a total of four guests finally succeeded in getting the treatment of chilled watermelons in the air-conditioned room, and only Wang Jiang, Leng Xiaotai, Lanche and Shiliang were still unfortunately 'surviving'. The appearance of Wang Jiang made Shi Liang's eyes light up, and he hurriedly dragged Wang Jiang into the house, "Hurry up, you kiss your captain, this dress is hot to death." ”
Leng Xiaotai felt that in the hearts of these guests, it seemed that air conditioning was much more important than winning the game. For this kind of behavior without game loyalty, Leng Xiaotai was very disgusted, he stepped forward, snatched the arm of the king general who was wrapped in Shi Liang's arms, and said awe-inspiringly, "Hurry up and take the seat, the winning team will make pork stewed vermicelli tonight!" ”
Just kidding, it's obviously the food that's more important!
Wang Jiang was pushed by Shi Liang and Leng Xiaotai to another crystal coffin for some reason, and Leng Xiaotai only remembered in hindsight at this time, if I am not CArE, then the other coffin is asleep, but it is his idol!
He hurriedly looked into the crystal coffin, and with just one glance, he understood why the director would say that there would be a gimmick for these two guests to appear together - isn't this still me?!
The 'corpse' was dressed in a crimson captain's uniform, and was identical in both body and face, with the only difference being that the captain's hair was red.
Leng Xiaotai couldn't help but think of the three emperor gods that Lanche gave him last night, among them was that I had two elder brothers, so this must be one of those two. Leng Xiaotai thought so, Wang Jiang had been pushed to the coffin by Shi Liang, his captain was 'sleeping' with his eyes closed, the light blue light in the crystal coffin hit his fair side face, Leng Xiaotai could even see the shadow of the captain's eyelashes, he breathed steadily, and his eyelashes trembled lightly with the approach of Wang Jiang.
'Sleep so well' For some reason, Leng Xiaotai actually used such words to describe the scene in front of him. He knew that due to the needs of the show, the two captains had to pretend to be asleep in front of the camera before being woken up, Leng Xiaotai didn't dare to imagine that if Lanche was going to kiss him to wake him up, he couldn't guarantee that he wouldn't laugh. For the red hair, it is the 'quiet' that I have at this time, but in Leng Xiaotai's eyes, it is more like 'acquiescence' and 'waiting'.
After waiting for about four or five seconds, Wang Jiang still couldn't kiss it for a long time, he approached with a look of disgust, and retreated hesitantly. Leng Xiaotai was impatient and urged, "Junzao, I'm hungry, can we hurry up?" ”
Wang Jiang shook off a 'standing and talking without backache' eyes, displeased. Leng Xiaotai felt that not to mention pro-idol, just let him kiss Ma Bingchao at this time, and he was mentally prepared. I don't know why this king dislikes this captain so much, and he almost wrote three big words of displeasure on his face for all the audience and friends to see.
At this time, Wang Jiang is a living emoji, for example, after he tried to approach for the second time, Leng Xiaotai suddenly found that the three big words 'unhappy' on Wang Jiang's face suddenly turned into suicide.
So the king committed suicide. In despair and resentment, he took Shi Liang's hand and tore up his nameplate.
"How unkind are you to see this captain," Leng Xiaotai couldn't help but say to himself. As a result, the captains of both sides became prisoners at the hands of the other party's pirates, and the game fell into a grounding stage for a while. However, as the two captains vowed not to compromise on the 'Kiss Wake Up Captain', the game became a dead end.
With a sigh from the director, and the sound of sucking noodles accidentally brought out of the loudspeaker, the director smacked his lips and ordered, "Then pirates." ”
With a bang, Shi Liang and Leng Xiaotai bounced on the spot, turned around and ran towards the crystal coffin where their captain was. At this moment, the pursuit of victory once again occupied Leng Xiaotai's brain, this is not a voyeur of idols, nor is it a longing for air conditioning, but a sincere, pure, and sincere desire for pork stewed vermicelli.
Leng Xiaotai jumped to the high platform of the crystal coffin display in three steps and two steps, and slammed his hands on the coffin walls on both sides of the coffin, his body leaned forward with inertia, Leng Xiaotai thought to himself, probably just symbolically touch his cheeks. Just as he was about to approach the man in front of him, the 'sleeping' man suddenly opened his eyes.
At that moment, Leng Xiaotai could see clearly, the eyelashes of the face that was close at hand trembled, and a pair of eyes reflecting his own shadow opened in front of him, Leng Xiaotai's fingers holding the coffin wall couldn't help but clench, the whole person stiffened from his neck to his back, and his leaning forward body suddenly froze - how could this person's eyes be red
The red pupils were full of the intimidating meaning of 'don't come close', and after Leng Xiaotai stopped, the scarlet gaze was hidden and turned into an undetectable dark red. In this moment of hesitation, the good news of the end of the game came from the loudspeaker, and the winner was naturally Shi Liang, who successfully woke up Captain Ghost.
Leng Xiaotai thought of the quiet appearance of the red-haired man when King Fang approached, but he was interrupted so ruthlessly, and he couldn't help but laugh embarrassedly, "Hello." ”
"Yes." The red-haired man lowered his eyes and walked out of the crystal coffin ignoring Leng Xiaotai. Leng Xiaotai had to admit that even if he didn't know the identity of this person's emperor god in advance, he could clearly feel this proud aura in the world. For example, the man raised his steps slightly, but Leng Xiaotai unconsciously took two steps back and made way for him.
The man walked to the side of the high platform with an indifferent face, and did not let the afterglow fall on Leng Xiaotai from beginning to end, Leng Xiaotai couldn't help but guess that day Lanche mentioned to him that it was my two elder brothers, the boss was arrogant and arrogant, and his head was missing strings, and he seemed to be particularly second, and he was freed by his two younger brothers all the year round. And the second child is the wisest and most virtuous of the three. Looking at the lonely and melancholy back of the man in front of him, it is not true
At this time, only to hear a pop, when the man jumped down from the high platform, he accidentally slipped the soles of his feet, and his big head rushed down to the ground.
And face to the ground.
Leng Xiaotai suddenly brightened, Lingtai was clear, and smiled from the bottom of his heart: "Don't guess, this must be because the boss of the family didn't run away." ’