Zheng Yichen's house only has one guest room, and there is no way for Li Xuan and the three of them to live, and they want to live in the same room and take care of each other, so they decided not to live in Zheng Yichen's house and live in the village chief's house instead. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

After settling the three of them, Zheng Yichen didn't have time to greet them, and wanted to start busy for tonight's wedding, so he left in a hurry.

Li Xuan asked Li Lishan and Xie Tingcheng to go back to the room to rest first, and he pulled the village chief and asked politely: "Village chief, I heard Yi Chen say that the rules in the village, when the wedding is held, you must invite the elders of the senior generation to preside over the marriage. ”

He put a tall hat on the head of the village chief, which immediately made him red: "Then needless to say, who else can there be besides me?" ”

"Well, that...... Are the lines of the marriage ceremony ready? ”

The village chief patted his chest: "Do you still need to prepare?" The weddings I have presided over over over the years, there are not 100, but 80, the lines are all the same, they haven't changed, and I can recite them backwards. ”

"Hehe, of course I believe in your old man's memory, but it's just ...... Don't you think it's too boring to keep repeating and repeating such a set of lines? ”

"Yes, don't say I'm tired of it, the people in the village are probably tired of hearing it, but changing words is a technical job, and I don't have the ability."

He is just highly respected, his memory is transcendent, and he has the creative ability to change the lines of the wedding celebration, but he has no creative ability at all.

Seeing Li Xuan's smile, his heart moved, and he asked, "Young man, what do you suggest?" ”

Li Xuan took out a few pieces of paper and stuffed them into the village chief's hand: "The lines, I have prepared them for you a long time ago, this is the most popular wedding line in our Xiahai City, you can try to use it at tonight's wedding, just think of it as being in line with the first-tier cities to see clearly, read it well, you will be the first person in the village to reform the wedding in the future!" ”

The village chief probably glanced at it a few times, and his face was embarrassed: "The newcomers in Xiahai City all got married by listening to these lines?" ”

Li Xuan said solemnly: "When I got married, I was also listening to this set of words to complete the ceremony. ”

"Well, there's still a few hours to go, so I'll memorize those words first."

Li Xuan said: "You are always good, you have a good memory, and you are highly respected......

Under the pretext of not disturbing the village chief's recitation, he turned and returned to his room, revealing a sinister smile that had succeeded in his plan.

Zheng Yichen on the other side was also planning how to make Li Xuan ugly, retaliate with a tooth for a tooth, and return the humiliation he suffered at Li Xuan's wedding even more.

Today is his big day, taking advantage of the time.

This is his hometown, which is convenient.

The people in the village are all his acquaintances, Li Xuan only knows a few people, and he is also an overwhelming advantage in terms of people.

The time, the location, the people, are all on his side, and the trick is just a Li Xuan, isn't it easy to capture?

Zheng Yichen has been brewing for a long time, and has come up with a seamless plan, and even invited several villagers as extras, and also customized some special props, Li Xuan will encounter a series of pranks that seem to be dominoes falling, one link after another, and there is no way to avoid it.

"Li Xuan, I hope your psychological quality is better, don't make me cry."

Zheng Yichen showed a wicked smile, the moment of revenge had finally arrived, and his knife was already hungry and thirsty.

In the evening, half an hour before the wedding was about to start, Zheng Yichen couldn't smile anymore after seeing Li Xuan.

"Li Xuan, you...... What did you say? ”

Li Xuan hugged Robin, touched its head, and said lightly: "I said, if you have any conspiracy against me, it's best not to use it, today's wedding, Robin and I will not leave an inch, if you fix me by the way, the wedding will become a funeral in minutes, I am thinking about you." ”

Zheng Yichen gritted his teeth and said, "You really think about me, you won't hold Robin as a talisman so tightly now." ”

Li Xuan pretended to be innocent and said: "Nonsense, I am fulfilling my promise, I have just promised your father, when Robin comes back from a walk, I will hold it." ”

"No wonder you agreed so quickly, it turned out that you had planned this for a long time, even if my dad didn't say it, you must hold Robin tonight, right?"

Li Xuan said with a smile: "When I got married, I made you so miserable, your heart is so small, you will definitely repay me even harder, this is your land, everyone is yours, all I can rely on is a cat, and I am already a vulnerable group." ”

"This cat is worth thousands of troops!"

Zheng Yichen suddenly felt desperate, he could finally understand the feeling that Yuan Kunpeng was riding on his head by Robin that day.

Feng Shui takes turns, and the strongest weapon used to deal with others at the beginning has now become a means to restrain him.

He counted everything, except for one cat.

In front of this cat, what is the right time and place? It's just floating clouds.

At this time, the village chief came over happily and said to Zheng Yichen: "Yichen, the wedding is about to start, don't walk around, lest I won't find you later." ”

Li Xuan said: "It's going to start, right?" Then I'm going to sit down too, village chief, how is your testimony prepared? ”

The village chief smiled proudly at Li Xuan: "Don't worry, wait a minute, it will depend on my performance." ”

"Hahaha, it deserves to be highly respected and has an excellent memory."

The village chief pulled Zheng Yichen and walked away, Zheng Yichen turned his head to see that Li Xuan was holding Robin in one hand and holding it high with the other, waving goodbye to him.

Zheng Yichen was frightened by his smile: "What is the village chief laughing at, what is he laughing at?" Am I falling into his trap again? Hey, hey, don't play, my big day can't end in tragedy......"

He felt so helpless in his heart, he felt like a lamb to the slaughter, and the butcher's knife fell on his neck and he didn't know it.

In the wedding hall arranged in the auditorium, there is a sign written on each position with everyone's name, and you can sit in the right seat, and nearly eighty percent of the seats are seated, and the venue is full of people and joy.

Li Xuan found his seat, this table is very close to the high platform, it is an excellent place to watch the show.

The people sitting at the banquet were Zheng Yichen's close relatives and close friends, there were his parents, and some relatives, the woman's relatives, there was one, Li Xuan looked at the sign, the man's name was Bai Qiufei, with an indisputable smile on his face, and Zheng Shuangmu was communicating cordially, just looking at the appearance, it was heartbreaking, with such relatives, it seems that Guo Xiaorong's in-laws are not simple.

Li Lishan sat on his right side, and Xie Tingcheng sat on the left-hand side, and the man next to Xie Tingcheng, with oily hair and pink face, stared at Xie Tingcheng with an idiot expression, Li Xuan looked at it for a while before he recognized this person as Zheng Yichen's junior brother Yuan Haobin.

He had seen this person when he was recruiting at the school, and he was impressed, but it was a bad impression.

With Yuan Haobin's identity, it is impossible to arrange this position, Li Xuan was a little puzzled at first, and then looked at his appearance at Xie Tingcheng, and finally understood: "It turned out that it was to let him get close to Xie Tingcheng, so he was arranged to sit here, this kid is not only a reliable buddy, but also a leader, and he actually pretended to be a public and private, and did not forget to arrange opportunities for his subordinates to get close to the goddess when he held a wedding." ”

The music sounded at the right time, and there were still a few thin old men in robes playing with musical instruments, some playing suona, some playing the flute, and some playing the erhu, so it was not lively.

In the celebratory music, Zheng Yichen appeared holding Guo Xiaorong in a red wedding dress, Li Xuan is no stranger to Guo Xiaorong, when she was kidnapped, she also went to rescue, and she was considered to have saved her life, but what he saw that time was Guo Xiaorong who had fallen into the puppet Gu, lifeless, cold as frost, at this time, it was radiant and glamorous, not inferior to Li Lishan and Xie Chengcheng.

Li Xuan couldn't help but sigh secretly: "Although this kid's vision for picking his wife is a little worse than mine, it is quite high. ”

The newcomer debuted, Zheng Shuangmu, Zheng Huaru, and Bai Qiufei, the three parents of men and women, also began to get up and move, and walked up the stairs to the high platform of the happy hall, sitting on the left and right peach wood square chairs.

When everything was ready, the village chief cleared his throat and announced the official start of the newcomer ceremony, the first words he said made Zheng Yichen's whole person freeze.

"Zheng Yichen, do you love your brother or your wife?"

Not only Zheng Yichen, but the audience was also in an uproar, almost suspecting that there was a hearing problem.

Love your brother or your wife? What kind of marriage vows is this?

Li Xuan, who was only dressed in a black suit, with an unfathomable smile on his face, stroked Robin, who was sitting on his lap with one hand, and secretly gave Zheng Yichen a thumbs up with the other hand in the dark.

Sure enough, everything was planned by this guy!

"Your sister is still pretending to be a godfather with me!"

If it weren't for today's big day, everyone in the audience would have wanted to rush down and break his thumb.

The village chief's first sentence made the audience silent, and he suddenly felt unconfident in his heart, and secretly glanced at Li Xuan, only to see this young man nodding his head secretly, silently opening and closing his mouth, and the village chief immediately saw that what he said was "high morality and excellent memory".

Yes, to be the first person to eat crabs, it always takes courage to bear criticism, the village chief's chest was suddenly full of pride, and reminded: "Yichen, please answer, do you love your brother or your wife?" ”

Zheng Yichen glared at the brother he hated in the audience, and replied, "Then do you still need to ask?" Of course, I love my wife! ”

Li Xuan covered his heart, saying that his brother was very hurt when he heard this.

As soon as he answered, everyone in the audience also began to be restless, thinking that these unique lines were required by Zheng Yichen to prepare, and they also felt fresh and interesting, and heard him say in public that he loved his wife, and they all laughed and clapped their hands.

Guo Xiaorong asked in a low voice, "What the hell is going on?" ”

Zheng Yichen said: "We were overshadowed by Li Xuan, obediently listen to the words of the village chief, and just answer them." ”

The village chief spoke again: "Guo Xiaorong, do you love gold or your husband?" ”

"I ...... Love husband. ”

There was another burst of laughter in the audience, and the atmosphere was very warm.

The village chief saw that the atmosphere was much better than his usual recitation of those old-fashioned wedding lines, and he knew that Li Xuan's introduction was indeed correct, and his voice had also increased several degrees.

"Guo Xiaorong, now it's your turn to take the oath, I will say a word, you will say a word to me."

Guo Xiaorong nodded: "Hmm." ”

"After I marry into your Zheng family, your parents are my parents, and the family affairs are clearly distinguished from respect and inferiority.

Guo Xiaorong was calm, according to what he said, read it word for word, and when she heard her read the last sentence "Five Thunders Annihilated", Zheng Yichen felt that there were really five thunders aimed at his Heavenly Spirit Gai all the time, and the thunder was scorched on the outside and tender on the inside.

What kind of marriage vow is this, change the names of several people, and directly use it to worship the people in the society, and there is no sense of disobedience in accepting the name.

Who is on the stage to worship the church? Yau Ma Tei big B brother? Or Causeway Chan Ho Nam?

Zheng Yichen was uneasy, and he didn't know what kind of "five thunder annihilation" method would be the oath arranged for him?

The audience already laughed a lot, and some people praised Zheng Yichen for being so talented, and getting married was so different.

The village chief said again: "Zheng Yichen, it's your turn to swear." I say a word, you say a word. ”

“…… Know. ”

"I, Zheng Yichen, and Guo Xiaorong, have friendship, although they are not born, they are willing to die together, they are in the same bed today, and they are all the eyebrows for life, if they have two intentions, there is no beginning and no end, they will be stabbed with three knives and six eyes, and five thunders will hit the top......"

Zheng Yichen also read it, at the beginning he still had a mood of compromise, the more he read it, the more serious it became, the sentences came from the bottom of his heart, although the oath was vicious, the more sincere it became.

In the audience, some children asked their parents suspiciously: "Dad, what is called three knives and six eyes?" ”

The parent was also an uneducated person, and wanted to maintain his image of being omniscient and omnipotent in his son's heart, so he replied hesitantly: "It is to gouge out a person's two eyeballs, and cut each eyeball three times, and it becomes six eyes, which is called three knives and six eyes." ”

The child gestured a few times, and said suspiciously: "No, Dad, one eyeball is cut three times, and it becomes four, it should be three knives and eight eyes." ”

"Haha, haha, probably that uncle is not good at math and miscalculated."

There are also some married women with rich feelings, who listened to this oath with tears in their eyes, and complained to their husbands: "When you first married me, you would only say how good you were to me, and then you didn't do it, it is better to learn Yichen to swear sincerely!" ”

Some unmarried young women also began to think about asking the village chief to witness the marriage when they got married in the future, so that their future husbands could say the same set of vows in front of all the guests as a testimony in the future.

"Worship heaven and earth."

"Two worship the high hall."

"Husband and wife worship each other."

"Licheng."

After the ceremony, Guo Xiaorong returned to the wedding room, leaving Zheng Yichen alone to greet the guests, Zheng Yichen drank a few glasses, his face was flushed, confused, and someone loudly said his intentions: "Everyone, Yichen deliberately pretended to be drunk and rushed into the cave room, let's let him go first, okay?" ”

Everyone laughed and said yes.

Zheng Yichen didn't pretend to be drunk, he suddenly came to his senses, touched his head and smiled awkwardly: "Everyone continue to drink, I'm going to accompany my wife." ”

Zheng Huaru said: "Don't laugh at him. Son, go, I'm waiting to hold my grandson, you have to come on. ”

Zheng Yichen didn't know how to answer this sentence, and under his mother's expectant gaze, he left the auditorium and went home.

What awaits him is one of the four joys of life, the night of candles in the cave room. (To be continued.) )