"Brother Wu, let's go first, someone over there picked us up! Frozen to death! Ling Xiao and the others ran away as soon as they greeted them, and now it is more than 30 degrees below zero! The summer rain was shivering, and only now did everyone know that they had far underestimated the temperature in the Northeast. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

God shivered coldly, it was his most burnt bag, he didn't bring a down jacket, it was just a small jacket, and now he was wearing clothes with a hundred bones, Sophia had already gotten into the thermos bucket before getting out of the car, this place was really not suitable for him to stay. Athena's body has not fully recovered, wearing a hat and an elongated down jacket, and her two hands are naturally inserted into each other's sleeves, so she is also trembling.

Xia Yu trembled and said, "No! We've got to go get some clothes, I'm going to freeze to death!" To be honest, Wu Zhi didn't feel cold yet, the hairs on his skin seemed to have grown a little, and he was lying on his skin, becoming a "sweater"! But they couldn't watch their wives freeze, so they decided to buy clothes to wear first. God is about to squeeze out the bones.

waved to the car, and the four of them couldn't wait to get into the car, it was really cold! The Hundred Bone Essence really didn't want God to hold him, so he stayed in his backpack in anger, and his clothes were taken by God to wear. The driver is a young man, and at first glance he is a Northeast man. "Brothers, just came, our pimple is too cold, you can't wear this!"

There was an air conditioner in the car, so it was warm, Xia Yu covered his little face and said, "Big brother, we want to go shopping for clothes, you can send us over." "Hahaha, I see that you are outsiders, how can you underestimate us here, not to blow with you, I used to have a buddy who didn't believe how cold I was, but I casually wore a small padded jacket and came over, fortunately I came early, otherwise people would be frozen!"

The driver was very talkative, constantly instilling all kinds of knowledge in the Northeast to Wu Yi and others, and emphasized before leaving: "When you buy clothes, you must buy cotton clothes, that thing is warm!" You can't sell silk cotton. "A street is full of cotton clothes, the biggest feature is full of Northeast style floral cotton jackets, otter hats, shoes are the kind of particularly rustic cotton shoes, but this thing is particularly warm to wear.

Xia Yu was already frozen, so he pulled Athena to find a shop and got in, God followed, Wu Yi was just about to go inside, and then he saw that God was thrown out by others, and there was a slap mark on his face, and people were dizzy. I saw the proprietress scolding at the door with her waist crossed: "Where did the king and the eight calves come from, and they don't open their eyes to see what kind of place the old lady is, blind dogs!" ”

The proprietress glanced at her, Wu Yi immediately pretended to be a passer-by with her hands behind her back, and just took a look, people are buying underwear! "Phew!" The proprietress spat and walked in swearing. After a while, Xia Yu and Athena each came out with a small bag in the rain.

"Didn't you buy cotton clothes, why did you buy them here?" Xia Yu blushed and said: "The proprietress is so enthusiastic, I feel sorry for her if I don't buy it, so I bought one by myself." God got up with a roar and muttered, "Lao Tzu didn't see anything, and this slap is too worthless!" Xia Yu glared and said, "What else do you want to see, it's good if you can enter the women's underwear store!" ”

"Lao Tzu didn't mean it! It's just a group of old ladies, Lao Tzu is rare to see! "It may be that God's voice is loud, as soon as the door of the proprietress opens, Wu Yi subconsciously holds Xia Yu to dodge, Athena also takes a step back, and a basin of water is splashed over, and God freezes instantly!" Don't get started anymore! Xia Yu apologized to others again and again, and Wu ran away with God on his shoulders.

God's frozen lips were purple, and he couldn't say a word for a long time, Xia Yu hurriedly ran to the side and bought a roasted sweet potato, stuffed it in God's arms, God recovered a little for a long time, took a bite of the roasted sweet potato, and said angrily: "Damn old lady, I wish you well!" Wu Yi covered God's mouth and persuaded: "Don't talk nonsense, you ran in first, don't curse people with your crow's mouth!" ”

"Ahh Ahh Ahh "After three sneezes in a row, the man of God softened, and it was obvious that he had a cold. With a thick nasal voice, he said: "Why do you say that Lao Tzu is so unlucky, I just have a cold here when I have diarrhea, Ah Sneeze!" Xia Yu hurriedly said: "He will be sick like this, so let's do it, I just heard that there is a bathhouse on the street next door, you take God to take a bath first, I will go shopping for clothes with Sister Na, and we will meet in the bathhouse." ”

After Xia Yu finished speaking, God fell softly in Wu Ai's arms, Wu Ai didn't want to hold him, he still had a lot of ice slag on his body, just carry it and leave, Xia Yu had already started a big cleaning with Athena, luggage and the like were easier to do, Sophia wrapped the suitcase, and then put it into eighty-eight, Wu Ai carried a thermos pot in his hand, and the hundred bone essence also came out.

"Master, let's take a shower!" The first thing the boss saw was the hundred bone spirit, and he was surprised: "This brother is really awesome, he can still wander around in such a little wear!" The owner of the bathhouse looked at God Joy again: "What's wrong with this buddy?" How can you freeze into such virtue? Wu Yi said vaguely: "Winter swimming is gone." The boss smiled: "I've seen the winter swimmer, but it's the first time I've seen the winter swimmer in clothes, let's take a look when I go back and swim again!" ”

"Don't be funny, hurry up and find a place to soak for a while, people can't stand the cold!" Wu Yi covered God's mouth as he spoke, if this guy could speak, it was estimated that the boss would be unlucky. Help God take off his clothes, of course just take off his coat, underwear or something is disgusting. A buddy next to him also asked: "What's wrong with this foreigner?" ”

"That ALS patient, I'll take it to take a bath!" When he turned his head and saw that the clothes of the hundred bone essence had been taken off, and he was about to take off the skin, Wu was frightened, and held down the hundred bone essence and said, "What do you want to do!" "I haven't washed my bones for a long time, soak here for a while, is there a brush here?" "Brush your sister! How many people will die if you walk in "naked"! Wear it in! "Then what else am I going to do?"

God couldn't wait to run inside, Wu was afraid of making a mess, so he stripped naked in three or two, and then dragged the hundred bone essence into it. The big bathroom, the big bath, the pool is full of men, and the outside is a shower head, and generally the quality of the person rinses himself before entering the pool, but God is obviously not a person of quality, he has already jumped in, causing a bunch of white eyes.

Soap and everything are sold freshly, and Wu Yi also jumped into the water after washing it three or two times, not because it was cold, but because taking a bath itself was a very pleasant thing. Things came, when the Hundred Bone Essence floated in front of Wu Ill for the third time, Wu Ill finally realized that something was wrong, not so much that he was a person, but more like an inflatable doll!

Who's bathing on the water! The people around him were stunned, how could this person float on the water like this? Is this soaked? When the hundred bone spirit floated by for the fourth time, he was pressed by Wu Ill: "Are you sick, are you running here to swim?" The hundred bone spirit rolled his eyes and said: "I won't let my clothes take off, and I won't let you take a bath, what do you want me to do?" "Wu Yi was angry and pressed him under the water!

The person who was bathing on the side couldn't see it and persuaded: "Brother, you have passed, the child is not obedient and says it, forget it, what is it if you press him into the water, let him go quickly, and drown in a while." "It's okay, he practices holding his breath, don't worry." "Don't be funny, how can you run to the bathhouse to practice breathlessness, let it go and hold it for a while." As soon as Wu Yi let go, the hundred bone essence floated up.

God happily said: "Xiaobai is suitable to be a lifeguard, he will definitely not drown if he is there!" An old man next to him said: "Young man, what kind of swimming method are you, you can float on the water without even moving, I have only seen this trick on dead people, it's awesome!" The hundred bones spat out the bubbles and said, "I didn't want to do anything, so I floated." ”

The original meaning was to float by himself, but the old man misunderstood, and sighed: "The young man is young and knows how to maintain health, if you can maintain such a quiet and inactive heart, you will definitely make a lot of achievements in the future!" Wu Yi rolled his eyes when he heard this, okay, misunderstanding, misunderstanding, he was finally able to take a quiet bath for a while, but after soaking for a while, he smelled a foul smell, farting in this kind of place is a bit lacking in virtue, but this is inevitable, too lazy to say anything.

It's just that this one is not finished, and one by one they are starting to blow bubbles in the water! Finally, a big man couldn't stand it anymore, stood up and pointed at God and yelled, "You're not done, are you?" God said angrily, "Why do you say that Lao Tzu put it!" The big man pointed to the bubbles beside him and said, "Look at you fart, you don't have anyone!" ”

"How can this be said to be put by Lao Tzu, or it may be put by someone else and floated by!" "Poof!" As soon as I finished speaking, I put one out, which was embarrassing. The big man covered his mouth and scolded: "It's okay to come in without taking a shower just now, you fucking ran in the pool and farted, why didn't you come in and shit?" God muttered, "Fortunately, it's good to have diarrhea, otherwise it would have been pulled out long ago!" ”

The people in the Northeast are fierce, and it is normal to shoot if they don't get along, and the big man is furious, and he will beat God when he goes up. Unexpectedly, God squatted down to dodge, ran to the side and laughed: "Don't push too hard, be careful to twist your waist!" The big man was even more angry and yelled: "Lao Tzu beat you to death!" Yes! My waist! As he spoke, he slowly squatted down against the wall, his face covered in cold sweat.

God sneered, "I told you to be careful and you didn't listen, alas! If you don't listen to the old man, you will die in front of me! "Don't be too crazy, you kid, you wait, Lao Tzu called someone!" God was about to speak, Wu Yi gave him a kick and said, "I'm sorry big brother, this is my cousin, my brain is not very good, don't be surprised, my waist is twisted, right, I'll show you, I will massage!" ”

"You don't have to pretend! There is not a single good bird! You wait for Lao Tzu! (To be continued.) )