Chapter 132: A Terrible Wedding
"Hurry up, hurry up~ Your brother is in a hurry. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info" Mother Xu pulled her hair for Xiaoxian, listened to the anxious whistle in the courtyard, and couldn't help urging the two daughters who were tidying up their dresses.
Xu Canhao deliberately took two days off, and today Ling Benchen rushed back to Seoul and went to the beauty salon to dress up before going home to pick up the two girls.
"Slow down!" Mother Xu stood at the door and shouted to the two girls in a hurry.
"Ah, it's gone!" The door of the nanny's car was open, and Seo Chan-ho sat by the door and shouted to stop Yun'a. The girl hurriedly turned around and picked up the head flower on the ground, and stuck it on her head at random as she ran. "I told you to get up early and get ready, so you won't be in such a hurry." Xu Canhao said as he helped Yun'er put the white head flower back into her sideburns and pulled her hair behind her ears.
"It's only seven o'clock, it's not too late~" Yuna and Xiaoxian checked each other's princess dresses to make sure there were no omissions.
"You two have to go early, as the junior female guests on Brother Taehyun's side, you must pay attention to politeness and reserve. I read the information that Zhenya gave you last night, and it's right to follow the above, even if there is a little mistake, everyone won't say anything, so don't be nervous when the time comes. It's also a workout, an opportunity, you know? Xu Canhao looked to see if Xiaoxian's crystal hairpin was wearing correctly, and then pulled Yun'er to see if the zipper on her back was tightened. The two girls are going to be Cha Tae-hyun's acting sister today, and greet the woman's relatives in front of the auditorium with him. Even if it's just a stand, there can be no mistakes, or inappropriate attire, which can be related to the face of several families, you must know that there will be hundreds of media present today.
"Oppa, is it too late to go as the best man?" Xiaoxian looked at his brother and saw that he was not much tired, and he was a lot more relieved.
"Well, no, I've already said hello, go straight to the villa. Kim Jong Kook is the best man this time, and he will accompany him throughout the process. Bingwan, I'll leave it to you, even if you pay the ticket today, you have to arrive on time, understand? Xu Canhao patted Driver Ding on the shoulder and decided to let him show off his car skills this time.
"Don't worry, sir, I'm sure to complete the mission safely and quickly." Ding Bingwan rarely showed a serious look, instantly sped up the car, and galloped out of the mountain pass.
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"omo.nim, it's been a long time, it's really beautiful today~" More than an hour later, Xu Canhao arrived at the Walker's Manor W Hotel at the foot of Mount E, and took the two girls directly to the VIP elevator to the preparation room on the third floor of the hotel. He was greeting Cha Tae-hyun's mother at this time, and Cha's father had already gone to the banquet hall to make a final confirmation.
"You're here, I heard Taehyun say that I've been filming again recently, and the war scene is very hard, right?" The mother took Chanhao's hand and said with a smile of concern.
“nae,omo.nim。” Xu Canhao smiled very sweetly, he always looked like a cute and obedient boy in front of the elders, and he was especially easy to please the elders.
"Hey, we Canhao must take care of our bodies. Look at it, your face is thin, and that day you have time to make your aunt the kimchi dumplings you love to eat, and let Taehyun take them to the crew. Che's mother was distressed, rubbing her somewhat sunken cheeks like caressing her own son. Oh! Our beautiful and cute puppies (in Korea, elders often describe children as cute puppies, which is not a derogatory meaning, but with a deep affection.) Do you miss my grandmother? The mother turned her head and pulled Xiaoxian and Yun'er, kept looking at the girls' dresses today, and praised them for being well-behaved and beautiful.
"Coming? Go in and say hello, and we'll head off right away. Cha Tae-hyun, who came out of the bathroom, smiled and hugged Seo Chan-ho.
"Brother, did the old lady urge you to give birth soon, girl?" Xu Canhao knew that the mother of the car liked little girls very much, and at this moment, when she saw that she was pulling the two girls and was unwilling to let go, he quipped.
"Tsk~ I have a thug here today, don't mess with me." Cha Tae-hyun glared at Seo Chan-ho and dragged him into the lounge. "Zhong Guo, come here. This kid will be handed over to you today, if he dares to make trouble, you can dispose of it at will. Cha Tae-hyun deliberately put on a face, patted Kim Jong-kook's thick chest and bulging biceps, and warned Seo Chan-ho that this was his bodyguard.
"Hello." Seo Chan-ho and Kim Jong-kook (who took leave to go to the banquet during his service) both knew this person's temperament, knew that he was joking, and ignored him at all. The two bowed at the same time and held out their hands to salute.
"Senior, although it's the first time we've met, I've heard Brother Taixian often mention you, and it's a pleasure to meet you." Xu Canhao smiled and nodded again.
"Chan Ho Xi makes people feel panicked like this, hehe~" Kim Jong Kook looked at Cha Tae-hyun and smiled awkwardly.
"Ignore him, pay too much attention to etiquette, sour. You've gotten used to getting along for a while, and this kid can make a fuss better than me. Cha Tae-hyun patted Zhong Guo's arm and pulled Xu Chan Hao to introduce him to the others. Busy, busy, everyone said hello to him. He casually put Xu Canhao in front of others, and then did not introduce him more, and his frivolous appearance was complained by many friends.
"Hello, it's an honor to meet you." Xu Canhao took the initiative to lower his figure, and as the juniors, he smiled and took the lead in saluting. Several (Ahn Jae-wook, Song Hye Kyo, Jung Ji-hoon, Hong Kyung-min) Cha Tae-hyun's close friends also returned the salute and shook hands with him one after another (Jun Ji-hyun was also promoting in European countries because of the release of "Daisy").
"I've heard Taehyun show off your relationship for a long time, and today I finally saw the real thing, so it's nice to meet you." As one of the few female friends of Che, Song Hye Kyo came to the scene in advance today to cheer him on and give advice.
"Hehe, has Brother Taixian really done this? Then I should be even more honored. I've watched the dramas of my predecessors and Zheng Zhixunxi, and the performances of both of them are amazing, and they don't lose the performance of the (love) hotel period~" Xu Canhao naturally knows the truth that everyone carries the sedan chair, and it is absolutely right to say some compliments when they meet for the first time and get closer to each other.
"Yikes." Cha Tae-hyun raised his foot and kicked Xu Chanhao's hind leg lightly. "When can you get rid of the habit of not moving when you see a beautiful woman, shouldn't you say hello to the seniors first?" Cha Tae-hyun hugged Ahn Jae-wook's shoulder, as if he wanted to isolate himself. When the others heard this, they all held back their laughter, waiting for how the national superstar would respond.
"Brother, is this a bad habit in your eyes? No, I think everyone has the right to appreciate beautiful things, let alone seeing their favorite idols, it's normal to have a little gaffe. Just like seeing a wonderful picture, no matter how reserved a person is, he will be understood by others when he makes an excited performance, isn't this the demeanor that a gentleman should have? Ann Senpai Nim, do you agree? Xu Canhao shifted the spearhead away in two or two times, and by the way, he also held Song, so that Cha Taixian could no longer fight back.
"Yes, ladies come first, and as a senior, I won't be harsh." Ahn Jae-wook, who is white-faced and beardless today, is obviously very happy about his old friend's marriage, and at the same time, he doesn't mind letting his usually naughty brother Che eat turtles.
"I heard that Xu Canhaoxi's free fighting is quite powerful, are you interested in fighting with my brother another day?" Kim Jong Kook walked up and stood beside Xu Chanhao and asked.
"Zhong Guoxi is a soldier, isn't this a clear bully." Compared with muscular men, Song Hye Kyo is more willing to maintain a national brother who has a good feeling.
"Then with me." Zheng Zhixun also came out to mix.
"Actually, I would rather fight with Brother Zhong Guo, I've heard of his reputation for a long time, so I want to give it a try." Xu Canhao sensed the beginning of this game and didn't mind getting so close.
"yes, that's it, I'm a professional referee." Hong Jingmin, who served as the MC of the wedding banquet today, grabbed the shoulders of Xu Jin and the others and made this contest official.
"I'm also looking forward to Chan Haoxi's performance against the Golden Tiger, it will definitely be exciting." Ahn Jae-wook skimmed Taehyun's restraints and joined their circle.
"I'm the protagonist today, okay? Are you still my friends, huh!? Compared to Song Hye Kyo after wearing high heels, Cha Taehyun, who is not much taller, jumped anxiously outside the circle. In fact, he deliberately guided the situation to develop like this, this funny man who loves to act both in and out of the play, in order to help his friends quickly harmonize the atmosphere and get familiar with each other, created such an opportunity.
"Taehyun, aren't you going to pick up Seok-jeong?" The mother of the car dressed in Hanbok led two pure white and flawless little angels in, which immediately attracted everyone's attention.
"Ah~ Oh no, I almost lost track of time. Zhong Guo, Ji Xun, Chan Hao, please today, my brother's happiness is in the palm of your hand. Cha Tae-hyun lost his usual playfulness and leisurely laughter, and instead had a nervous and helpless face, holding the hands of the three of them and please.
"omo.nim, the two girls are please, let's go and come." Xu Canhao explained to his sister again, so he followed Che Taixian to the elevator, went down to the parking lot, and went to the woman's house to rob someone.
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"No, brother, you didn't tell us that this would be the case, did you?!" Kim Jong Kook complained loudly.
"I said a long time ago to let my brother bring some more people, and now I've been standing here like this for half an hour, what's the matter!" Xu Canhao held his knees and also denounced Che.
"Call someone." Zheng Zhixun took out the phone and was about to call for help.
"What are you doing here, call people?! Isn't it a shame? Cha Tae-hyun snatched the phone from Zheng's hand and said indignantly.
"What does that brother want to do, just spend it like this?" Zheng Zhixun put away the phone and asked rhetorically.
Cha Tae-hyun thought for a while and said, "Seeing that they are all wearing high heels, I don't believe that we are more tired than them, and there are always times when our legs are weak and sore!" As he spoke, he stood in front of the door with his waist crossed and proudly confronted the eight beauties blocking the door.
Pulling back the time a little, the four of them just arrived at Cui's house, and they were not troubled as they imagined, and when they were secretly rejoicing, the real problem appeared. The red envelopes were not less, and the gifts were not less, and when they passed the checkpoint in front of the hospital and came to the door of the house, there was a scene that made the man's heart tremble. Jeon Do-yeon, Kim Sun-ah, Ha Ji-won, Kim Ji-ha, Son Tae-young, Song Yoon-a, Kim Hee-sun, Son Ye-jin, these eight beauties of all shapes and colors, with uniform white dresses, stood in front of the house with a smile, blocking the way of the four.
"It's not okay to go on like this, time can't wait." Cha Tae-hyun looked at his watch from time to time and anxiously tiptoed out the window of the bride's boudoir.
"Isn't it too unrighteous for us to do this?" Zheng Jixun turned his head and asked the two beside him, and the three of them left the car Taixian alone and sat on the steps without any scruples.
"Then what's the solution, you and Brother Zhong Guo are embarrassed to squeeze, how can I be the opponent of eight people by myself!?" Seo Chan-ho was bored waiting and was texting Son Ye-jin with his phone, trying to seek a breakthrough from her.
"Why don't we go around to the back of the house and go inside?" Zheng Zhixun said.
"When you go in, is the bride thrown out of the window?" Kim Jong Kook asked rhetorically.
"Yes, we're like this..."Xu Canhao snapped his fingers, grabbed the two of them around their necks and whispered the plan of action.
"nuna~" Xu Canhao shouted sweetly at the eight beauties in a greasy and chilling voice.
"Don't think! No matter what you say, it's useless to be coquettish, you have to be Taehyun himself to break through. Song Yun'er unceremoniously pushed Xu Canhao back, unwilling to give him a chance to speak.
"No, I didn't want to go in. It's just that the sisters are tired and bored when they stand up, why don't I sing a song to the sisters? Xu Canhao smiled and leaned over to the lady, his eyes flashing and begging for permission. The girls, you look at me, I look at you, make eye contact with each other, and when they find that there is nothing abnormal, they agree to Chan Hao's proposal. Xu Canhao pretended to smile innocently, gestured to OK with his back hand behind him, let the three robbers take their places, and began to sing "Candy". He wants to use the cute dance in this song to attract the attention of the women and weaken their vigilance. As it turned out, he did, and although the ladies occasionally looked at the three men behind Chan Ho, most of them paid attention to his cute and funny performances. After the performance of "Candy", he began to sing "Baby" in the applause of the women. The atmosphere has become hot, and Xu Canhao has done his best to bring the shameful cuteness to the extreme. During the dance, from left to right, every lady was held by him and interacted. When he danced to the middle of the group again, that is, next to Jeon Do-yeon and Son Tae-young, who had their backs to the door, he quietly gave a secret signal to his accomplices to prepare for their move. Xu Canhao took the hands of the two grandchildren, squeezed his eyebrows and discharged at the people, and when the two of them let down their guards, they were taken out of the team.
'Now is the time! The men started almost at the same time, giving themselves hands-on instructions in their minds. Xu Canhao suddenly grabbed the hands of the two sons with his arm, grabbed Ha Ji Won's arm with his free right hand, and struggled to drag the three girls away from the door. Among the three accomplices who arrived in an instant, Kim Jong Kook and Jung Ji Hoon separated, stopped the remaining ladies who did not respond in time, and let Cha Tae-hyun slip into the house smoothly.
"Ah, bad boy! Are you just like this to your sisters, and you still don't let go?! Ha Ji Won angrily patted the thief's hand that grabbed his forearm.
"Don't you want to think about the consequences, you dare to treat your seniors like this, don't you know who I am!?" Absolute senior, actress Quan Duyan, glared at Xu Canhao angrily and scolded him for his rudeness.
"Nuna, I can't help myself, just let us go this time, I will definitely repay a few people in the future." Xu Canhao carefully controlled the strength of his hands, and had to ensure that he could not let the other party break free, and at the same time, he was careful and comforted the three daughters pitifully.
"Don't let go! Ha~ Really! You have to force us to do it. Dead boy, bear with me, don't cry when the time comes! When Sun Tae-young saw Cha Tae-hyun rushing into the house, he couldn't help but be anxious, and he shook Xu Canhao's ear vigorously. Seeing this, Ha Ji Won also pinched Xu Canhao's arm. Only Quan Duyan wants to behave like a lady and tickle Xu Canhao.
"Haha~ Ah, ah! It hurts, it hurts..."Xu Canhao laughed from time to time, and shouted from time to time that it hurts. The feeling of not being able to resist, but also having to contain the abuser, and enduring the pain and torture, made him collapse. The tragic scene here also reminded the rest of the men and women who were still confronting, and immediately, Jin Zheng and the others were subjected to the seedlings, and the endless attack methods made the tough guys tired of parrying.
"Ah~~! Come on! Finally, Cha Tae-hyun carried the bride on his back, shouted loudly, rushed out of the house, and successfully broke through the defense line of the women's army under the escort of Kim and Zheng. The unwilling women wanted to recapture the bride, but they were stopped by Sparta, who was full of righteousness. Zheng Ji-hoon also wanted to rescue Xu Chan-ho, but unfortunately he was driven away by Ha Ji-won, whose force value had increased sharply, and in desperation, he could only escort Cha Tae-hyun out of the yard.
"Brother, help!" Xu Chanhao was entangled and couldn't get out, so he could only shout for Kim Jong Kook to save him.
"Zhong Guo, if you can go one by one! Chan Hao, brother... I'm sorry for you. But don't worry, your sacrifice is meaningful, and my brother will not forget your kindness! Cha Tae-hyun didn't forget to film at this time, shouted at Xu Canhao, and turned his head away with a resolute face.
"Don't, brother! Don't leave me behind! Xu Canhao's miserable cry made Kim Jong Kook unbearable to look at him directly. At the same time, it also made the Girl Army change their minds, shift their goals, and decide to entertain this hateful boy who caused their defense to collapse.
Seeing this scene, Kim Jong Kook knew that there was no hope of saving people, so he shouted to the embarrassed Xu Canhao: "Canhao, you must hold on, and when you go out, we will call someone to save you!" Xu Canhao looked at his fleeing back, slowly closed the courtyard door, his expression was dejected, and his eyes slowly dimmed. He gave up his resistance and allowed the women to do it to him, and to the scourging of words. I only felt that I had no thoughts, and secretly blamed myself for being too righteous, so I put myself in a demon cave.