Chapter 13 Phosphium
CHAPTER XIII
"Stupid! A sucker! That stupid bird! It's going to be a problem! ”
This red cat demon is called Ah Pho, and she often collects corpses everywhere on weekdays, and just now she appeared in front of me with a cart of corpses, but fortunately, she used a white cloth sheet to cover it very tightly. Write "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info otherwise it will definitely scare me.
It seemed to her that the stupid bird named Akong had brought me here without asking my opinion at all. Although the facts are similar, but if she misunderstands this way, she is a little sorry for the forgetful bird, after all, it is also true that she saved me once.
"Ah...... That Miss Ah Pho is not like this~ I didn't fall off the cliff just now, and that Miss Ah Kong happened to save my life, so don't blame her~"
I turned to Ah Pho, who was pushing the cart, and said.
"You don't have to protect her, her head can't catch up with the chicken, and she often makes some ...... It's an idiotic thing."
"Ahaha~ It's okay, it's okay, it just so happens that I'm also here to play in the old hell, and it's good to come here to have a look"
What a ghost! This place is hot to death! I wiped the sweat from my chin and forehead and continued, "Well, Miss Pho, where are we going?" ”
"Send the corpse in the car to be burned first, and then go to Lord Jue, you can rest assured, let's go and meet Lord Jue and say hello to her, it's okay, you live in the human world, let Ah Kong ...... in a while Forget it, I'll send you back later."
She seems to be planning to take me to meet their master, the boss of the Earth Spirit Temple, and according to her, there have been no humans here in a long time.
(The corpse in the cart doesn't count) The owner of the Earth Spirit Temple called Gu Di Jue is a master who can't get along well with humans or monsters, and the reason is her conscious mind-reading ability, except for animals, all creatures have to take a detour when they see her, think about it, it's really a pretty embarrassing thing, whether you wash your hands after going to the toilet or YY, even if you don't wash your hands after going to the toilet, where you wipe your nose after picking out your nose, and even after you go to the toilet, you like to use a few squares of toilet paper to be known. It's not embarrassing anymore, is it? It's more shameful than standing in front of her without clothes!
"Burning corpses? Does it mean cremation? I thought there should be burials in the fantasy~"
"Ahaha, it's indeed a burial, it's not easy to get the villagers to accept cremation, they have always paid attention to the tradition of returning to the roots, obviously doing that will only add food to the beasts outside, and the villagers who die every year will be dug up and eaten by passing beasts within two days after being buried." No way! So miserable?
"Huh? Then what's in your car...... "If that's the case, I'm curious where she got this pile of corpses from." It can't be stolen, right?
"Of course it was stolen, usually after the villagers buried the dead, I would dig up the grave and dig up the corpse, and then restore the grave to its original state, so as to leave them a place to burn paper for sacrifice, but those who were cut open by the beasts were not so lucky, they didn't care what the villagers thought, and sometimes even left the leftover residues in place, and those stubborn guys were really pitiful, tsk~ If it is handed over to me, I will still send back the ashes."
She smiled like a stealing cat.
"Huh? Can you sort out everyone's ashes? I looked at her in surprise, but then I was relieved that she was a monster after all, and there must be some special skills.
"Huh? Why do you want to divide it, it's so troublesome, if it's an adult, grab a handful, and a child grab half a handful, anyway, they can't tell it," I made up my mind that in the future, I would rather be eaten by wild beasts than come here to be cremated.
"Stupid Akong! I put the corpse here! "We came to a gate with a nuclear energy sign, and after shouting at the door, he left the trolley there and carried me out of the stuffy underground boiler room, where I couldn't even sweat.
"Whew~ It's so hot, it's so hot, speaking of Yuling, are you quite harmful, I remember that the last living person didn't last long before he became dehydrated." Ah Pho fanned the wind with his hand and looked at me with curiosity in his eyes.
...... "This guy knows that this place is not suitable for human life, and he brought me to deliver the corpse, doesn't he want to add one more?"
"Haha, just kidding, just kidding~ Let's take a walk, I'll invite you to tea!"
Wrapping her arms around my neck like a blush, the more suspicious you are, hey!
"Can I refuse......
"Don't be like this, the herbal tea of our Earth Spirit Hall is rarely a chance for ordinary people to have a chance to taste~"
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"Gollum! Grunt! Huh~I'll say it's super delicious~"
After taking a sip of the herbal tea in the cup, Ah Pho shook the cat's ears on the top of his head and shivered.
"Well, yes, thank you for the treat" While a bigger part of the delicious drink comes from the fact that it's much higher than the temperature on the ground, I'm not going to break it. In case this cat demon who likes to steal corpses is forced to hurry, it is not impossible for her to make corpses by herself.
"Let's go, let's go! Let's go find Satoru-sama."
"Speaking of which, I just wanted to ask, can't I just let me go? Or do you also need to do population registration here? "It's hard to imagine how many years no one has been in a place to control people in this way.
"It's not! No! It's not to register.,It's to confirm the purpose of your coming to our Earth Spirit Temple.,Since there was a monster in the past who came to us in the name of visiting, Lord Jue ordered that anyone who enters the Earth Spirit Temple must meet with her.,Although I know that Yuling you have no malicious intentions.,But the law is the law.,Those of us who work under our hands must abide by it.。 ”
It turns out that this is the reason.,In this case, I really don't have an excuse not to see the Lord Jue in Ah Pho's mouth.,It looks a little too suspicious in every way to shirk it.,Although I was brought here by Ah Kong.,But thinking about Ah Kuna is a little stronger than a fish and has a limited memory, I can't help but have a headache.。
I hope she can explain it to me, why don't I stand in front of that Jue in a dignified manner and let her read enough minds! Isn't it just that I can't describe myself last night! What are you afraid of? Isn't that normal!!