"Lanche, OUT!"

There was a mass of figures on the unbearable heat of the endless desert, and Yin Tao Xiaoqi took out the lollipop in his mouth and lit the cold table in the distance, "Why did Lanche provoke him, why did he always target Lanche today?" ”

"Then do you still need to ask..."Wang Jue flipped through his mobile phone, "We have never been close to women, Lan Dashao and the popular actress had a long talk in the nanny car, and they entered the hot search on the ground in pairs, and even the kissing stills in the play were exposed in advance, you see." ”

"The stupid son of the landlord's family has finally learned to please his daughter-in-law, and this vulgar method of agitation must have been learned in which emotional book." Shiliang probe saw the stills in Wang Jue's mobile phone, "Eh, the scene is very fragrant!" ”

A certain landlord yawned and felt very relieved. Shi Ming continued, "But, isn't Leng Xiaotai's vinegar too strong? Just now, the two of them were three-legged, and he almost didn't take Lanche's shoulders off! ”

"Is that jealousy? That's drinking gasoline! Wang Jue closed his phone, "I think that Brother Tai was the man who dominated the primary and secondary schools in Nebrosa, Lanche provoked him this time, and he had to break three ribs, not to mention." ”

"I'll bet four!"

"I'm five!"

"Say what, say what!" It was Rong Yizheng who interrupted and glared at him angrily, "You are gloating one by one, or you are not friends with Lanche!" No more than two!! ”

"If you want me to say, the trick of a third-party assist is not suitable for Leng Xiaotai. Brother Tai's brain is so straight, you can't beat around the bush when dealing with him, just tell him 'I like you'. Saying that, Shi Ming emphasized again, "Tell him directly, tell him directly, 'Xiaotai, I--happy-happy-you-'"

"Eh, you can't be quiet! What to do if Lanche hears! ”

It was my loud voice that echoed in the empty desert, and at this moment Lanche was looking down at the fox friends who were around his chest with no one talking at the undisguised volume.

- These people are sick.

Lanche was in a bad mood, and he felt that his neck was sore when he lowered his head and talked to these 'dwarves'. poured half a bottle of mineral water on his head, wiped the droplets on his cheeks with his forehead, and tore off his sports forehead with his hands, and his broken hair wet with water hung down. Lanche swept his bangs to the back of his head, squinted at Leng Xiaotai, who had his back to him, and silently returned to the athlete's special RV.

The sixth issue is the last issue of the Mid-Autumn Festival special, and the three invited celebrity guests and the contestants act in two lines, secretly obstructing the contestants from completing the game tasks. In other words, it is not until the end of the third link that the players who are kept in the dark can know who the star who joins is. Since the recording line was stretched to one day and one night, after the recording of the first and second sessions in the morning, the contestants could rest in the RV for a while.

Lanche was the first to be eliminated in the second link, and wanted to find ice water to drink in the refrigerator of the RV. The RV is luxurious, and there is even a second-story loft after the carriage is unfolded. As soon as Lanche walked to the refrigerator, he heard a young man in the attic talking freely, "Don't mention Leng Xiaotai to me, that grandson loves to die, and I am ashamed to be a combination with him!" ”

"Eh, Ancestor, hurry up and make a quieter, let others hear it!" This sentence is like what Ma Bingchao said.

"I said what's wrong with him? What did you hear? There are many people in the circle who don't look down on him, who dares to speak for him by selling his ass to get on top? ! ”

Boom!

The sound of steel breaking, Lanche looked at the attic with the door closed above him, and casually threw away the steel bar that he had just broken. But just as he let go, the steel bar in his hand was suddenly pressed by a person.

"You want to kill." It was I who said expressionlessly.

The Nebrosa people who live on earth understand that although they are the creators who control the order of nature, they are not gods according to human religion. Once they have no principles when using their abilities, they are no different from the monsters in the mouth of ordinary people. Do not endanger the lives of mortals, this is the first article of the Nebrosa Earth Immigration Regulations. - Violators will be held accountable.

Of course, all of the above is nonsense.

After all, the people in the whole universe who can really bring Lanche to justice, I'm afraid that even the emperor god standing in front of him may not be able to do it.

Lanche glanced at the hand that blocked him, "God, I dare to kill." ”

“......”

It was I who let go of Lanche, a blue light flashed, and the steel bar was reset without moving, "It's much more ugly than this, counting those who scold on Leng Xiaotai's Weibo every day, if you don't say anything, it's tens of thousands, and you killed them all?" ”

Hearing this, Lanche took out his mobile phone indignantly, but I hurriedly held it down, "You really went to find it!" ”

I couldn't cry or laugh, and persuaded in a good-natured manner, "I said you, you haven't interfered before, don't you just think Leng Xiaotai has his own ideas?" This is a copy of someone's life.,Just brushed to the age of 25.,You cleared all the monsters on the road.,What does he mean by living? ”

"Kill Li Chai first to vent your hatred!"

"Don't do this, don't do this." In a hurry, it was I who stopped Lan Che and hugged him, "It's a big deal to wait for Xiaotai to get tired of it, and it's not too late for you to do it again." Endure and endure, you see I'm alive, what else can't you bear?! ”

As soon as these words came out, Lanche froze.

- He makes a point. But what is he holding me for?

Just as Lanche put down the butcher knife, the RV door suddenly opened. Lanche and I heard about it, and saw Leng Xiaotai, who had finished the second link, appear in front of the door. Leng Xiaotai glanced at Lan Zhen and the two of them from a distance, the three of them stared at each other, Leng Xiaotai took a step away, "What, don't disturb your friendship." With that, he turned around and walked out of the RV.

The tearing of the name plate was advanced to the second link, and the tearer and the torn team up to complete the challenge of the third link. Before the recording began, Shi Liang leaned over to Leng Xiaotai's side, "Beauty, don't you play games?" ”

Leng Xiaotai reacted coldly, "Isn't this about to start?" ”

"I'm not saying that the program team asked for it." Shi Liang put his head on Leng Xiaotai's shoulder awkwardly, "King game, the first person in the third round will be the king, OK?" ”

Leng Xiaotai tilted his head slightly, and his cold gaze fell to the end of his eyes, "Is it okay to ask everyone to do anything when you are a king?" ”

"Uh-huh!" Shi Liang smiled, "Although the first must be me!" ”

Leng Xiaotai pushed the smiling face on his shoulder away, turned around and walked towards the meeting point, "It's not your turn." ”

Legend has it that the folk of Nebrosa once swept a live-action magic trading card game. With the confrontation of the three emperors as the background of the story, there are heroes and heroes with superior strength in the whole Nile, among which there is a card that is the most scarce and sought-after, and it is posted in major primary and secondary schools to three packs of crisp noodles. That is, although the intelligence value is zero, he has a full anger value, an explosive physical strength value, and the only strongest in the universe that can be compared to Wang Bang Void (Shi Liang) - Yan Wang Leng Xiaotai.

The strongest and Wang Bang fought against each other, and from the third round, they collided with fierce sparks. The duo took the top spot in the first two triathlons and made it to the last event on the map. - Quagmire cart.

Rules of the game: A large area of quagmire is paved with narrow wooden planks to form a maze, the first board is connected, the first end is written with different numerical intervals, and the end is written with different mathematical problems. Competitors work in pairs and choose their own entrances to set off. In order to save time, the same group of players work together, the cart person is responsible for avoiding the rollover and falling into the quagmire, and the person sitting in the car is responsible for calculating the problem as quickly as possible and guiding the right direction.

The whistle sounded, and now we are walking towards the Nile retired cadres sightseeing group team, they are strutting, high-spirited, everyone's face is full of fascination with confidence, the most beautiful but the sunset red, we firmly believe that their participation will add a touch of beautiful scenery to this issue of running red. Well, now the entrance is the Nile Village Kindergarten Strawberry Small Class first outstanding graduate team, this team is only composed of two people, walking in the middle is known as the strongest in the universe Yan Wang Leng Xiaotai, his face is gloomy, aggressive, is the biggest attraction of this round of the game to win the championship. Of course, he is not fighting alone, this familiar face sitting in the trolley is the traitorous god Lan who has won the top of the list of "villains you want to marry the most" in the Nile Cup... Smack.

"Ah, I'm sorry..."Leng Xiaotai looked calm, "his hand slipped." ”

In the mud, Lanche hugged the cart that was buckled upside down on his head, his eyes extremely resentful. - This is the first time he has been deliberately thrown into the quagmire by Leng Xiaotai in log2 (9).

Lanche wiped the mud off his face, reluctantly climbed back to the plank, he laboriously dragged the cart stuck in the quagmire up, and said to Leng Xiaotai, who was cold-eyed and laughing, "Hurry up, it's me and they're almost at the end." ”

At the same time, the Liang group took the lead, and Shi Wang Bang was bound to win the king's position, although his teammates dozed off in the car the whole time, he was one against two, and even the trolley flew out of the drifting afterimage.

With Lanche's height, sitting in a funny trolley with his knees crossed looked very aggrieved. However, the competitive Leng Xiaotai insisted that he was faster than Lanche, and it happened that he couldn't understand those annoying questions, so it was obviously the most suitable assignment for him to push the cart. Lanche quickly calculated the right direction for Leng Xiaotai, and Leng Xiaotai also showed his amazing physical fitness, and he was about to catch up with Shi Liang in front of him!

But the world is unpredictable, a dark horse was killed halfway, and the tall and tall king pushed Shi Ming to the front in one fell swoop, shocking everyone, including the director team. It turned out that Shi Ming, who was proficient in data, had batch processed all the calculations when he was overlooking the maze on the hill, and instantly came up with an optimal route, and the time it took Wang Jiang and him to pass through the maze was only two-thirds of the time of the Liang group.

The appearance of the underworld group caused a traffic jam and a good race turned into a brutal and bloody hand-to-hand fight on the one-way street five meters away from the key point. The brave wins when they meet on a narrow road, and none of the three coachmen are outdone, and Lanche, who is sitting in the car and unable to participate in the battle, holds his curled legs and stares at the same idle soldier.

Then I heard a pop, and I slept dimly, and I was unwittingly picked up by Lanche's collar and thrown into the mud pool.

"Why did you fall?!?! In the panic, Shi Liang shouted, and Lanche watched Shi Ming silently give him a thumbs up, as calm as if nothing had happened.

"Go down to you!!"

At this moment, a second Rong suddenly appeared in the crowd, Leng Xiaotai stepped on the air, and even people and cars and family members turned into the quagmire. Due to his face down, Leng Xiaotai was covered in mud when he was fished out by Lanche.

"Damn, Errong, you're looking for death!" Leng Xiaotai was furious, wiped the muddy water on his face and was about to climb onto the plank. Lanche let go of Leng Xiaotai and wiped his face with his hand, but as soon as he opened his eyes, he found that he was holding something in his hand. - This, this is not Leng Xiaotai's earrings!

Lanche turned around suddenly, grabbed the back of Leng Xiaotai's head and pressed the person into the mud!

"Lanche you..."

'What?' Lan Che said in his heart, he dropped this earring, but Leng Xiaotai was dangling in front of the camera with that earth-shattering face! However, those aerial racket balls also flew close to the two of them to get a close-up, but fortunately, the mud on this face had a disfiguring effect, Leng Xiaotai just □□ his face from the mud, and before he could scold, he was stuffed back by Lanche.

The radio was nearby, and Lanche couldn't say anything straight, so he was so anxious that he could only whisper a reminder of the earrings and stab them into Leng Xiaotai's ear piercings. But in the mess, where can Leng Xiaotai react? He was desperately trying to breathe with his head up like an oxygen-starved goldfish, and then continued to be slapped into it by Lanche.

In the eyes of others, this scene is undoubtedly a tragic scene of domestic violence. Lan Che pulled out the mountains and rivers, carrying Leng Xiaotai and carrying a house sparrow, the dying and struggling Leng Xiaotai spread his two wings and the prodigal son fluttered in the mud nest, and finally gasped for two breaths, but he was confused by Lan Che with a muddy face.

A few people on the shore looked at it, Yin Tao didn't know why, and asked blankly, "What is Lan Shen doing?" ”

"A tooth for a tooth." Wang Jue said matter-of-factly, "After all, I've endured Leng Xiaotai for a day, so I can't help it." ”

"Yes." Just fished out of the mud is I have no love, "He has a small heart, he has been pampered since he was a child, who has provoked him in all Nile?" ”

Leng Xiaotai provoked.

The flammable and explosive Leng Xiaotai finally endured it to the extreme, and he pushed Lan Che fiercely, "What the are you doing!" ”

To say that what Wang Jue said is right, Lanche's cautious eyes have been taught as early as the day Leng Xiaotai and him took the poster for the first time, dare to murder him? Even if it's a cold platform, it won't work!

Lanche sat down in the mud with an unsteady center of gravity, and immediately became angry. He got up angrily, grabbed Leng Xiaotai's collar and pressed it into the mud, "I'm angry!" ”

The two of them fought fiercely, and the fight was inseparable, and when they were fished up by the staff, the mud was like two Arhat bronze figures. Leng Xiaotai was so angry that he crawled to the shore scolding. Lanche walked to the shore and handed it out, snapped, and was waved away by Leng Xiaotai, "You don't need to pull me!" ”

Fortunately, there was mud on his face, otherwise the camera would have been able to capture Lanche's bruised face. Lanche lowered his eyes, pulled Leng Xiaotai's palm and placed the earrings in his palm, and then walked away without looking at him.