28. Colonel, he is falling off his horse every day
Gu Yunchi turned off the light brain in his hand, and felt that the whole person was not good. If you don't agree with each other, there is an extra race called orcs......
It turned out that in the long war between the empire and the aliens, in order to improve the combat level of humans, some people combined the genes of humans and beasts, and finally slowly evolved into the current orc warriors, who can convert between human and animal forms.
Orcs...... Gu Yunchi fell into deep thought, the original neighbor was Chris Andre, it is impossible for someone to let their pets have the same name as themselves, and according to what is said on the Internet, most of the pets now are stupid, and most of them can't learn that they should go to the toilet in a fixed place in a year, and Xiaobai ......
"Childe, why did you come back?"
Just as Gu Yunchi was analyzing the probability that Xiaobai was Colonel Chris, his train of thought was interrupted by Ye Xin.
"Something suddenly came to mind," Gu Yunchi looked at Ye Xin who entered the door, "What's wrong with your neck?" ”
"Neck?" Ye Xin heard Gu Yunchi say this, and touched his neck suspiciously.
"This is it," Gu Yunchi said, pointing to a place on his neck, "a piece of red ......"
"This ......" Ye Xin touched the position of Gu Yunchi's finger, remembered something, and said two words as if someone had choked his neck, and his face blushed a lot, "Worm bites." With that, he rushed back to his room.
"Hey......" Gu Yunchi was puzzled by Ye Xin's reaction, and when he saw Ye Xin rushing into his room, he turned his head and started thinking about Chris again without shouting.
After Ye Xin entered the house, he plunged into his own quilt, thinking back to what Li Anyan had done just now, not only did he blush, but even his neck turned blood red.
"Dead fox?" Li Anyan trapped Ye Xin in the corner, looked down at Ye Xin with a nervous face, and raised his eyebrows. The sunlight sprinkled from behind him, gilding Li Anyan with a layer of brilliance, making Li Anyan look even more evil.
"I ......" Ye Xin was so nervous by Li Anyan's questioning that he couldn't say a word nervously.
"You say...... Shouldn't we settle accounts with each other? Li Anyan said, picking up Ye Xin's chin, looking at Ye Xin's uneasy eyes, the expression on his face became more and more unpredictable.
"What...... What account? Ye Xin was forced to face Li Anyan's face, and accidentally swept into Li Anyan's eyes, he only felt that he was the prey targeted by the beast now, and he wanted to run but couldn't run away.
"What are you talking about?" Li Anyan was in a good mood when he saw Ye Xin's crying expression, and slowly leaned into Ye Xin's ear, "Speaking ill of me to Gu Yunchi, sowing discord, eating my snacks behind Gu Yunchi's back, and scolding me for being a dead fox just now, huh?" ”
Ye Xin watched Li Anyan get closer and closer, but his chin was still held by others, and he wanted to hide but couldn't: "I'...... I ......" Ye Xin's voice at this time was already a little crying.
"Did you know...... Foxes, are they going to eat people? Saying that, Li Anyan bit Ye Xin's neck.
"Ah......" Ye Xin screamed in pain, and only when he screamed did he feel that Li Anyan had turned his bite into grinding, biting a piece of his neck and starting to grind his teeth little by little, did he still bite harder.
"You...... What do you want to do? Ye Xin could finally say a normal word.
"Guess?" Li Anyan was still holding Ye Xin's neck as he spoke, and he sucked it after speaking.
Ye Xin also slowly felt some strange reactions in his body from Li Anyan's movements, and after Ye Xin understood what was going on, he suddenly pushed Li Anyan away and ran away. Li Anyan obviously relaxed his vigilance, and was easily pushed away by Ye Xin.
Looking at Ye Xin's back and running away, Li Anyan licked the corners of his mouth, and the expression on his face was unclear.
Ahh......hh Ye Xin rubbed up from the bed suddenly, don't think about it! Ye Xin shook his head, the dead fox must have done it on purpose...... But...... Ye Xin touched his neck, which was still a little stinging, and lay back on the bed with a wail.
"Meow ......" When Ye Xin was worried in the room, Chris had already come back from outside, and as soon as he came back, Chris saw Gu Yunchi who was contemplating on the sofa, and hurriedly ran to Gu Yunchi's feet to be coquettish, and the pudding left a deep shadow on him.
"Good~" Gu Yunchi saw Chris rubbing at his feet, and did not show any abnormality, so he hugged Chris in his arms and rubbed it.
"Meow~" Chris breathed a sigh of relief, and rubbed along Gu Yunchi's chest, just not angry. Thinking about it, he raised his head again and licked Gu Yunchi's chin, and just as he wanted to lick his daughter-in-law's lips, Chris found that he was getting farther and farther away from his daughter-in-law.
"Good, I'll cook for you." When Gu Yunchi licked Chris's chin, the man's cold face kept flashing in his heart, and he immediately put Chris on the sofa and walked into the kitchen.
Daughter-in-law, wait, I don't want to eat anymore, I want to eat you! Chris thought about scratching the couch under his feet, but he didn't scratch it at all, his paws slipped and he rolled around on the couch.
So stupid, shouldn't it? Gu Yunchi looked at Chris, who was rolling on the sofa, and what he had just felt sure had become uncertain. Then let's put it to the test......
Gu Yunchi took out the ingredients, and with something in his heart, Gu Yunchi decided to make a simple spicy fragrant pot. Thinking that after Gu Yunchi processed the onions, lotus roots, potatoes, mushrooms, pork belly, hairy tripe and other ingredients, he poured oil into the pot, poured the spices into the oil, and waited until the oil turned golden brown, and then fished out the spices.
After the chili peppers were fried, Gu Yunchi poured the oil into it, put in the ingredients again, added cooking wine and stir-fried, waited until the moisture of the ingredients was almost fried, took it out of the pot, and sprinkled with sesame seeds.
Gu Yunchi put the dishes on the table, only to find that Ye Xin didn't jump out today, and went over and knocked on Ye Xin's door.
"What's ...... It smells so good! Ye Wen, who was originally listless, arrived, and the taste of the spicy fragrant pot came to his senses at once.
"It's time to eat." After Gu Yunchi finished speaking, he flicked his fingers to Ye Xin's brain and returned to the dining table.
Gu Yunchi looked at Chris, who was squatting next to him, and then at Ye Xin, who was eating hard, and said casually: "Chris...... I mean, Andrey, why did you suddenly come to school? ”
Ye Xin immediately put aside the troubles just now when he ate the delicious food: "It seems that the mecha department has left three mentors at once, so the colonel came to guide it temporarily." ”
"You're leaving tomorrow?" Gu Yunchi felt that Chris's body next to him stiffened, and he didn't seem to have it, and he didn't know if it was the reason for the reaction. When Gu Yunchi took a closer look, he only felt that Chris was still happily eating the spicy fragrant pot.
"Let's stay for a year, like ......"
"Actually, I think Andre is a little familiar." Gu Yunchi continued.
"The colonel's information is quite complete on the star network, you have watched too many videos and photos, right?" Ye Xin didn't care.
Gu Yunchi: ...... Who has seen too much!
"I just feel like I look a little like my neighbor, but I don't remember it clearly......" After Gu Yunchi finished saying this, he found that Chris next to him almost knocked over the bottom bowl, and he was relieved.
"How is that possible? If your neighbors looked the same, you'd recognize them right away! Ye Xin categorically refuted Gu Yunchi's words and buried his head...... Keep eating.
"Also, it makes sense, it should be that I remembered wrong......" As soon as Gu Yunchi finished speaking, he felt that the big-tailed cat next to him was obviously relaxed, and he sneered in his heart, now let you go first, wait for two days for you Gu Baba to release the weekend, and Gu Baba will come to teach you how to be a man. Also Imperial Colonel, stinky and shameless.
Gu Yunchi took Chris in and put it in, and lay on the bed after taking a shower. As a result, before I started to click on the star net, I felt Chris licking and licking on himself again, not only licking, but also rubbing. Stinky rascal, Gu Yunchi lifted Chris up:
"I'm not feeling well today, so I'm sorry for you sleeping alone!" As he spoke, he kissed Chris's head door in order to put it in order to put it on the door of Chris's head, and then ...... Threw Chris out the door.
Chris: My daughter-in-law doesn't want to sleep in the same bed with me, what should I do? It's a rush to wait online!!